What the hell?

這到底是怎麼回事？

Daniel?

丹尼爾?

This is just a giant misunderstanding.

這只是一個巨大的誤解。

If this is misunderstanding, you better call ambulance, welcome to watch mojo and today we're counting down our picks for the top 10 dumbest mistakes in Cobra kai.

如果這是誤解，你最好叫救護車，歡迎來到watch mojo，今天我們將盤點我們選出的《眼鏡蛇》中十大最愚蠢的錯誤。

I told you this was inevitable for this list to be looking at the most unbalanced decisions made by characters on the karate kid sequel show.

我告訴過你這是不可避免的，因為這個名單要看的是空手道小子續集節目中人物做出的最不平衡的決定。

If you're not caught up on the martial arts melodrama, up to season five, be on guard for spoilers, want to share more false moves from your favorite characters.

如果你沒有趕上武俠劇，到第五季，要警惕破壞者，想分享你最喜歡的角色的更多假動作。

Step into the comments below Number 10, Robbie tries to fight alone during a beach trip with the law, Russo's Robbie discovers his old gang is stealing from people.

走進10號下面的評論，羅比試圖在海灘旅行期間與法律單獨鬥爭，羅素的羅比發現他的老幫派在偷竊別人。

He singlehandedly confronts the unruly goons.

他單槍匹馬地對抗那些不守規矩的暴徒。

While recording the encounter to promote Miyagi do Karate found your stash.

在錄製宣傳宮城做空手道的遭遇時發現了你的藏品。

You're gonna give it all back the hell we are.

你要把它全部還給我們的地獄。

You didn't learn your lesson last time, unfortunately, Robbie brought his fists to an or fight.

你上次沒有吸取教訓，不幸的是，羅比把他的拳頭帶到了一場戰鬥中。

The goons hit him with a surprise attack because they don't believe in honor, luckily Daniel arrives to save the day before Robbie could be too seriously harmed Daniels refusal to publish the footage as promotion for Miyagi Dojo teaches his pupil a valuable lesson that karate shouldn't be used to make viral videos.

歹徒們用突襲的方式打他，因為他們不相信榮譽，幸運的是丹尼爾在羅比可能受到太嚴重的傷害之前趕來救了他 丹尼爾拒絕公佈錄像作為宮城道場的宣傳，給他的學生上了寶貴的一課，空手道不應該被用來製作病毒視頻。

How's your head still a little sore?

你的頭怎麼還有點疼？

It was really stupid of me to put myself in that situation.

我真的很愚蠢，把自己置於那種境地。

Additionally, Robbie's poorly planned confrontation was also a lesson in knowing when to pick your battles.

此外，羅比計劃不周的對抗也是一個關於知道何時選擇戰鬥的教訓。

Miyagi do is about defending yourself and protecting others not seeking credit.

宮城道是關於保護自己和保護他人，而不是尋求功勞。

Number nine pressuring Miguel to fight.

九號向米格爾施壓，讓他打仗。

It's been a hard year for Miguel leading up to the pivotal 51st annual All Valley tournament.

在關鍵的第51屆全谷錦標賽之前，對米格爾來說是艱難的一年。

After recovering from a severe back injury, his sensei johnny kept pushing him to defeat Cobra Kai on a big stage.

從嚴重的背傷中恢復後，他的老師約翰尼一直在推動他在一個大舞臺上擊敗眼鏡蛇凱。

Miguel's also pressured into showing no mercy to his friend, Eli, take his ass out.

米格爾也迫於壓力，對他的朋友伊萊毫不留情，把他的屁股幹掉。

What takes us out is my friend, he's fighting for Lo russo.

帶我們出去的是我的朋友，他在為洛-魯索戰鬥。

He picked a side Whose side are you on?

他選擇了一個陣營，你是哪一邊的？

Are you sure?

你確定嗎？

And to top it all off, The young fighter aggravates his old back injury while competing, but johnny ignores all of that and continues to push Miguel when he's clear to fight.

最重要的是，這位年輕的拳手在比賽中加重了他的舊傷，但約翰尼無視這一切，在米格爾可以出戰時繼續推動他。

Do what I tell you will not only take down Cobra kai will show Lo russo and everybody else who's really the best.

按我說的做，不僅能打倒眼鏡蛇，還能讓羅-魯索和其他所有人知道誰才是真正的高手。

That's what this is about.

這就是問題所在。

We're not going to get another shot at this.

我們不會再有這樣的機會了。

The insurmountable pressure causes a young fighter to run away to Mexico to find his father.

難以克服的壓力使一個年輕的戰士跑到墨西哥去尋找他的父親。

If johnny had just eased up, Miguel might have stayed behind and fought, but the senses bad attitude pushed his surrogate son into his dangerous biological father's arms.

如果約翰尼只是緩和一下，米格爾可能會留下來戰鬥，但感覺態度不好，把他的代孕兒子推到了危險的生父懷裡。

What happened?

發生了什麼事？

I blew it.

我把它吹了。

Where's Miguel?

米格爾在哪裡？

He came back, He's not in there.

他回來了，他不在裡面。

Number eight, Louie destroys johnny's car after Cobra kai's controversial entry into the All Valley Tournament.

第八，在眼鏡蛇凱有爭議地參加全谷錦標賽後，路易毀掉了約翰尼的車。

Daniel's cousin, Louis proposes sending a harsh message to their Sensei johnny, especially after everything he's done to you and you fix his car for free.

丹尼爾的表弟路易斯提議給他們的老師約翰尼發一個嚴厲的資訊，特別是在他對你做了一切之後，你免費為他修車。

I don't know man, I say we get the car back.

我不知道，夥計，我說我們把車拿回來。

You know, I could find out where he lives.

你知道，我可以找到他住的地方。

This most dishonorable suggestion is immediately shut down.

這個最不光彩的建議被立即關閉。

However, louis and a pair of bikers still insist on vandalizing and torching johnny's beloved Pontiac firebird.

然而，路易和一對摩托車手仍然堅持破壞和焚燒約翰尼心愛的龐蒂克火鳥。

Hey, sounds of anarchy.

嘿，無政府狀態的聲音。

I said, we just want to send him a message, not burn down the whole block.

我說，我們只是想給他一個資訊，而不是燒掉整個街區。

Hey, what the hell are you doing?

嘿，你到底在做什麼？

This boneheaded decision leads to all the vandalizes getting knocked around by the cobra kai sensei.

這個愚蠢的決定導致所有的破壞者被眼鏡蛇會的老師敲打。

Although Daniel replaces the car for free, the vehicle incident increases the tension between him and johnny louise, reckless behavior also temporarily cost him his job at La Russo Auto Group.

雖然丹尼爾免費更換了汽車，但車輛事件增加了他和約翰尼-路易絲之間的緊張關係，魯莽的行為也使他暫時失去了在拉魯索汽車集團的工作。

He should have known there would be consequences to picking a fight with the karate master back up man.

他應該知道，與空手道大師的後援會打架會有後果。

I got a batman back up.

我有一個蝙蝠俠的備份。

I got a bet.

我有一個賭注。

All right, look, things got away from me.

好吧，聽著，事情已經離我遠去。

Okay, just calm down.

好吧，冷靜下來。

Number seven wearing the F.

七號穿著F。

B.

B.

I shirts turn around isn't that great.

我的襯衫轉身不是那麼大。

I got one for me too.

我也給自己買了一個。

During johnny and Robbie's quest to find Miguel in Mexico, the father and son are forced to change their outfits after their shirts get dirty, the duo decides to throw on a pair of matching novelty FBI shirts.

在約翰尼和羅比在墨西哥尋找米格爾的過程中，這對父子在襯衫變髒後被迫改變了他們的服裝，兩人決定穿上一對配套的新奇的FBI襯衫。

While this decision would normally just be tacky, It veers into wildly idiotic territory because johnny knows that Miguel's father is a dangerous man.

雖然這個決定通常只是俗氣的，但它偏離了瘋狂的白痴領域，因為約翰尼知道米格爾的父親是一個危險的人。

As soon as a crooked pop, here's that people with F.

只要有一個歪歪扭扭的流行，這裡就有那個帶F的人。

B.

B.

I shirts are walking around, he flees with his son.

我襯衫走來走去，他帶著他的兒子逃走了。

Let's get out of here!

讓我們離開這裡！

Come on, johnny shirt also causes him to get into a scrap with the fighter that works for Miguel's dad.

來吧，約翰尼襯衫還導致他與為米格爾的父親工作的拳手發生爭執。

The Cobra kai sensei could have avoided an intense match and reunited it with his surrogate son sooner if he had worn a different shirt.

如果眼鏡蛇凱老師穿了一件不同的襯衫，他就可以避免一場激烈的比賽，並更早地與他的代孕兒子團聚。

No, Don't ask I Hector.

不，不要問我赫克託。

# six crease tries to control silver.

# 六號皺褶試圖控制銀。

I want to finish what we started, finish what we started.

我想完成我們開始的事情，完成我們開始的事情。

Just like we were supposed to do 35 years ago when Miyagi dough and Eagle Fang United against Cobra kai sensei, john Crease turned to his old unstable army buddy slash businessman terry Silver.

就像35年前我們應該做的那樣，當宮城麵糰和鷹派聯合起來對抗眼鏡蛇凱老師時，約翰-克瑞斯轉向了他那不穩定的老軍友，也就是商人特里-希爾維。

The crooked entrepreneur tried to leave karate behind after his last game against Daniel at the All Valley tournament crashed and burned.

在全谷錦標賽上與丹尼爾的最後一場比賽失利後，這位歪果仁企業家試圖拋開空手道。

But Crease manages to manipulate Sil becoming a Cobra kai sensei once more.

但克雷塞設法操縱希爾再次成為眼鏡蛇會的老師。

However, this alliance majorly backfires, increases attempt to control Silver's increasingly erratic actions caused their relationship to become increasingly strained.

然而，這個聯盟的效果大打折扣，增加試圖控制西爾弗越來越不穩定的行動，導致他們的關係變得越來越緊張。

Eventually, the businessman decides he has had enough of being told what to do.

最終，這位商人決定他已經受夠了被人指手畫腳的日子。

How many times do you expect me to repay that debt Before I swear, what did you do?

在我發誓之前，你希望我償還多少次債務，你做了什麼？

Silver then executes a scheme that ends up framing an old friend for assault.

隨後，西爾弗執行了一個計劃，最終將一個老朋友誣陷為襲擊者。

Crease would have avoided jail time.

克瑞斯本來可以避免入獄。

If he didn't try to lean on his most unstable and scheming friend.

如果他沒有試圖靠攏他最不穩定和最有心計的朋友。

I am put him in the car and don't worry about Lawrence, I'll take good care of him to number five Moon makes Cobra Kais and Miyagi does mingle.

我是把他放在車上，不要擔心勞倫斯，我會好好照顧他的，到五號月球使眼鏡蛇凱斯和宮城確實混在一起。

You never said anything about inviting Cobra Kai, I figured with summer ending and school starting back up, we could stop all the fighting and be friends again.

你從來沒有說過要邀請眼鏡蛇凱，我想隨著夏天的結束和學校的重新開學，我們可以停止所有的爭吵，重新成為朋友。

After the kindly moon attempts to make Cobra Kai and Miyagi do students bond by inviting them to a party, it becomes clear that this was a big mistake during the party, Sam Lo russo gets intoxicated and kisses Miguel while his girlfriend Tori sees the con consequences of that decision, don't become clear until after Robbie takes Sam to johnny's place to sleep it off.

善良的月亮試圖通過邀請眼鏡蛇凱和宮城做學生的紐帶，在聚會期間，這顯然是一個大錯誤，山姆-羅-魯索喝醉了，吻了米格爾，而他的女朋友托里看到了這個決定的con後果，直到羅比把山姆帶到約翰尼的地方睡覺之後，才變得清晰。

When a concerned daniel tracks his daughter down, he loses his cool and gets into another serious fight with johnny.

當關心他的丹尼爾追蹤他的女兒時，他失去了冷靜，與約翰尼又發生了嚴重的爭吵。

In the end, the kiss carries the biggest consequence.

最後，這個吻帶來了最大的後果。

Samantha Lo russo, you know what you did and now you're gonna pay for it.

薩曼莎-羅-魯索，你知道你做了什麼，現在你要為它付出代價。

I'm coming for you.

我來找你了。

It becomes a motivation for Tory to start a fight with Sam that turns into a big school brawl, Moons, innocent gesture for peace, indirectly spiraled into an all out hallway war Number four Amanda tries to take crease down.

這成了托里與薩姆開始爭吵的動機，變成了一場大的學校爭吵，月，無辜的和平姿態，間接地演變成了一場全面的走廊戰爭四號阿曼達試圖拿下摺痕。

What's the matter?

怎麼了？

Little Daniel is not mad enough to fight his own battles anymore.

小丹尼爾不再瘋狂到可以自己戰鬥了。

Hey Rambo kids are getting hurt.

嘿，蘭博，孩子們正在受到傷害。

Call.

呼叫。

If your band of karate thugs or I'm going to the police, a violent clash between Cobra Kai and Miyagi do students at an arcade inspires Amanda to confront john crease in his own dojo irritated by the census nonchalant about the situation, she impulsively slaps him in the face.

如果你的空手道暴徒團，或者我去找警察，眼鏡蛇凱和宮城做學生在街機廳的暴力衝突激發了阿曼達在自己的道場面對約翰的皺紋，她被人口普查的情況激怒了，她衝動地扇了他的臉。

Amanda also pushes the situation further and demands to get authorities involved.

阿曼達還進一步推波助瀾，要求讓當局介入。

But by the time she makes good on that threat, Crease has already filed a restraining order against her for assault.

但是，當她兌現這一威脅時，克雷斯已經對她的攻擊行為發出了限制令。

You showed up at his place of business after hours enraged, I was not enraged.

你在下班後怒氣衝衝地出現在他的營業場所，我沒有被激怒。

It was a perfectly measured response to a man inciting violence and you struck him as a final measure.

這是對一個煽動暴力的人做出的完全有分寸的反應，你打他是最後的措施。

Amanda tries to convince the senses landlord to stop running the dojo out but crease overpowers the building owners goons and send snakes to her job for good measure.

阿曼達試圖說服敏感的房東停止經營道場，但摺痕制服了樓主的打手，並派蛇去找她的工作，以達到良好的效果。

Well, it's nice to see Amanda step up in the karate war.

嗯，很高興看到阿曼達在空手道戰爭中挺身而出。

She simply wasn't ready to battle crease.

她根本沒有準備好與皺紋作戰。

Hello, Danny boy.

你好，丹尼男孩。

Nice try.

不錯的嘗試。

But you can't end the war with diplomacy.

但你不能用外交手段來結束戰爭。

So I suggest you prepare your students for battle.

所以我建議你為你的學生做好戰鬥準備。

Number three, Tory attacks the La russo home.

第三，托里攻擊拉魯索家。

I heard you were throwing a party.

我聽說你要開一個派對。

Hope you don't mind if we crash Tori.

希望你不會介意我們撞車，托里。

You don't have to do this.

你不需要這樣做。

It's too late.

太晚了。

This ends tonight.

這在今晚結束。

Members of the Miyagi dojo and Eagle fan camps tried to bring their to dojo together to fight their common Cobra kai enemy.

宮城道場和鷹派陣營的成員試圖將他們的道場聚集在一起，共同對抗他們共同的眼鏡蛇之敵。

However, negotiations don't go that smoothly and they have to pause the peace summit when Tory leads Cobra kai in a raid on Sam's house.

然而，談判並不那麼順利，當托里帶領眼鏡蛇凱突襲山姆的房子時，他們不得不暫停和平峰會。

Well, it ends up being one of the best fights of the series, it represents one of Tori's worst moves on the show, you better watch your back.

好吧，它最終成為該系列中最好的戰鬥之一，它代表了托里在該劇中最糟糕的舉動之一，你最好小心你的背部。

He won't have to.

他不需要這樣做。

He's got friends watching it for him.

他有朋友幫他看著。

Not only did the surprise attack bring Miyagi dough and Eagle fang students closer together, but it also caused the talented, haunted effect from Cobra kai completely.

這次突然襲擊不僅使宮城麵糰和鷹派學生的關係更加密切，而且還使眼鏡蛇凱的天才、鬼才效應徹底消失。

The brawl also led to Daniel and johnny putting aside their differences to team up.

這場爭吵也導致丹尼爾和約翰尼擱置分歧，聯手合作。

Tori's terrible assault ultimately brought two of her worst enemies together.

托里的可怕攻擊行為最終使她的兩個最大的敵人走到了一起。

Ready, let's be good Number two, Mike chosen and johnny break into Silver's home.

準備好了，讓我們做好二號人物，邁克選擇和約翰尼闖入西爾弗的家。

It's still it's way past time for some payback.

現在仍然是時候進行一些回報了。

That's what I'm talking about.

這就是我所說的。

Alright chosen chosen Help me out here.

好吧，被選中的人在這裡幫助我。

This is crazy.

這很瘋狂。

Mike Barnes was understandably upset after his former Cobra kai Ally reduced his furniture store to ashes.

在他的前眼鏡蛇凱盟將他的傢俱店化為灰燼之後，邁克-巴恩斯的不安是可以理解的。

Eventually he convinces chosen and johnny to break into Silver's home so they can all take the villain down within minutes of arriving inside.

最終，他說服選民和約翰尼闖入西爾弗的家，這樣他們就可以在到達裡面的幾分鐘內把這個惡棍拿下。

Mike gets knocked unconscious by two cheap blows.

邁克被兩次廉價的打擊打暈了。

Johnny has also attacked by five Cobra Kai senses at the same time.

約翰尼也同時受到了五個眼鏡蛇凱的感應攻擊。

Uh Fellas, I don't think this is going to turn out the way you thought it would and chosen suffers the worst fate when a dishonorable silver slices of Miyagi Sensei when his back is turned while the trio's efforts stalled.

呃，夥計們，我認為這不會像你們想象的那樣，當宮城老師在三人的努力停滯不前的時候，一個不光彩的銀子劃傷了他的背部，選擇了最糟糕的命運。

Silver and his goons for a while, the three men could have fought their enemies in a better location if they had just been patient, mike chosen and johnny might have avoided pain if they hadn't rushed into the snake's den.

銀和他的手下有一段時間了，如果他們只是耐心等待的話，這三個人可以在一個更好的地點與他們的敵人作戰，邁克選和約翰尼如果不衝進蛇窩，可能會避免痛苦。

I don't look that bad, do it?

我看起來沒有那麼糟糕，是嗎？

Never looked better.

從未看起來更好。

I don't mean that literally we need to get you to a doctor before we continue.

我不是說字面上的意思，我們需要在繼續之前讓你去看醫生。

Be sure to subscribe to our channel and ring the bell to get notified about our latest videos.

請務必訂閱我們的頻道並按鈴，以獲得我們最新的視頻通知。

You have the option to be notified for occasional videos or all of them.

你可以選擇偶爾的視頻或所有的視頻都被通知。

If you're on your phone, make sure you go into your settings and switch on notifications.

如果你在手機上，確保你進入你的設置並打開通知。

Number one, johnny gives crease a second chance.

第一，約翰尼給了克雷塞第二次機會。

Shortly after Cobra Kai wins an all valley title, johnny Lawrence's old sensei john crease comes out of the woodworks.

在眼鏡蛇凱贏得全谷冠軍後不久，約翰尼-勞倫斯的老師父約翰-克賴斯從林場出來。

The blonde fighter initially refuses his old mentors attempts to return to Cobra kai.

這位金髮碧眼的戰士最初拒絕了他的老導師們返回眼鏡蛇協會的企圖。

Johnny changes his mind after learning that crease has fallen on hard times.

約翰尼在得知克雷塞已經陷入困境後改變了主意。

Cobra Kai wouldn't exist without john crease.

沒有約翰的摺痕，眼鏡蛇凱就不會存在。

You want a chance to redeem yourself?

你想有機會贖回自己嗎？

You got it, But no good deed goes unpunished crease slowly slithers his way into the hearts of various Cobra Kai students.

你懂的，但沒有好事不報的摺痕，慢慢地滑入眼鏡蛇凱的各個學生的心中。

The entire dojo soon becomes loyal to him.

整個道場很快就變得對他忠誠。

I did warn you about this.

我確實警告過你。

I told you not to show weakness during increases tenure.

我告訴過你，在增加任期內不要示弱。

He teaches students toxic principles, helps give silver power and even turns Robbie against his father.

他教給學生有毒的原則，幫助賦予銀色的力量，甚至讓羅比反對他的父親。

It was decent of johnny to give an old enemy a chance at redemption.

約翰尼給一個老對手一個贖罪的機會，這很體面。

But there's no question that giving john crease an inch was one of the biggest mistakes in Cobra Kai.

但毫無疑問，給約翰摺痕一英寸是眼鏡蛇凱的最大錯誤之一。

This was a mistake.

這是個錯誤。

You want Cobra Kai?

你想要眼鏡蛇凱？

It's yours.

這是你的。

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