Name: 埃裡克-卡特曼的十大計劃，其實是可行的 (Top 10 Eric Cartman Plans That Actually Worked)
Uploaded: 2022-09-28T16:55:47.000Z
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the doctors say that jenny Simon barely survived the fall, jumping off the school roof, fractured her pelvis.

醫生說，珍妮-西蒙從學校屋頂跳下時勉強活了下來，她的骨盆骨折了。

All right, welcome to watch mojo and today we're counting down our picks for the top 10 eric cartman plans.

好了，歡迎收看《魔力》，今天我們來盤點一下我們評選出的十大艾瑞克-卡曼計劃。

Do you know how many we would have to kill to get up?

你知道我們要殺多少人才能站起來嗎？

Yes, 65,340,285 which should take us seven weeks, five days, 13 hours and 20 minutes giving ourselves three hours a night to sleep for this list.

是的，65,340,285，這應該需要我們花7個星期，5天，13個小時和20分鐘，讓我們每晚睡3個小時來完成這個清單。

We'll be looking at the most memorable time.

South Park cartman thought up a plot that proved successful.

南方公園的卡曼想出了一個陰謀，證明是成功的。

His failed plans definitely deserve their own videos.

他失敗的計劃絕對值得有自己的視頻。

So you won't find any in today's countdown.

所以你不會在今天的倒計時中找到任何東西。

We will however, be revealing some details from the show.

然而，我們將披露該節目的一些細節。

So a spoiler warning is in place, which cartman plan did you enjoy seeing put into action the most?

那麼，現在有一個破壞性的警告，你最喜歡看到哪個卡曼計劃被付諸實施？

Even if it ended in failure, let us know your all time favorite in the comments below number 10 taken out the world of Warcraft grief for when cartman rallies his friends together to defeat a high level player who keeps killing their characters, they're all easily taken out.

即使是以失敗告終，也請在下面的評論中告訴我們你的最愛 10號幹掉了魔獸世界的悲痛，因為當卡曼召集他的朋友一起打敗一個不斷殺死他們角色的高級玩家時，他們都被輕易幹掉了。

Alright, log in tonight from your computers at precisely 7 30 we will meet here on the of the urban forest near my friends.

好了，今晚7點30分準時從你們的電腦上登錄，我們將在我朋友附近的城市森林裡見面。

Everyone except cartman, he comes up with a well thought out plan to hold their own against their attacker.

除了卡曼之外，其他人都想出了一個周密的計劃來對付他們的攻擊者。

You can just, you can just hang outside in the sun all day tossing a ball around or you can sit at your computer and do something that matters his plan.

你可以，你可以整天掛在外面的陽光下拋球，或者你可以坐在電腦前，做一些對他的計劃有意義的事情。

Even gets noticed by the game's creators and the boys are given a special weapon in the final battle.

甚至得到了遊戲創作者的注意，男孩們在最後的戰鬥中得到了一種特殊的武器。

他們的成功僅僅是故事的一半。

The way cartman strategically leads his friends through the battle and inspires them to keep going.

卡曼戰略性地帶領他的朋友們完成戰鬥，並激勵他們繼續前進的方式。

同時也造就了一些偉大的時刻。

Everyone equip healing potions to the hot bar if you haven't already, Kyle go ahead and cast arcane brilliance to raise our intelligence.

如果你還沒有的話，每個人都把治療藥水裝備到熱棒上，凱爾繼續施展奧術的光輝來提高我們的智力。

If only he used more of his plans for good, but then he wouldn't be the same menace viewers know and love number nine, stealing the list after discovering the girls in their class have made a list ranking the boys looks, the boys began arguing over their hypothetical placements.

如果他能多用他的計劃來做好事就好了，但那樣他就不會是觀眾所熟悉和喜愛的那個威脅了。 第九，竊取名單在發現他們班上的女生做了一個對男生長相進行排名的名單後，男生們開始為他們假設的名次爭論不休。

You think they rate us just for looks or they take personality into account if it's just looks that I think I'm safe in order to know for sure cartman develops operation cannot possibly fail a plot.

你認為他們只是為我們的長相打分，還是將個性考慮在內，如果只是長相，我認為我是安全的，以確定卡曼發展操作不可能失敗的情節。

He's mapped out for the boys to steal it from list keeper nellie.

他為男孩們繪製了從守榜人內利那裡偷來的地圖。

This plan ultimately fails, but cartman learns from his mistakes and creates a second one, never mind because we're going to plan B.

這個計劃最終失敗了，但卡曼從他的錯誤中吸取了教訓，創造了第二個計劃，不要緊，因為我們要去做B計劃。

One that I call operation cannot possibly fail a second time.

一個我稱之為操作的人不可能第二次失敗。

Second time's the charm, we guess because this one works.

第二次的魅力，我們猜測是因為這一次成功了。

The results only create tension between everyone, but cartman is no longer the only one being picked on for his looks.

結果只是在每個人之間製造了緊張氣氛，但卡曼不再是唯一一個因其長相而被挑剔的人。

我們是否聞到這裡正在醞釀一個陰謀。

Number eight, saving the cats when cats are declared illegal in South Park, cartman begins hiding Mr kitty in his attic.

第八，拯救貓咪當貓咪在南方公園被宣佈為非法時，卡曼開始把小貓先生藏在他的閣樓裡。

Mr Kitty, you have to live in the attic for now.

凱蒂先生，你現在必須住在閣樓上。

Soon he's running his own safe house, hiding Mr Kitty's friends and other people's cats.

很快，他就開始經營自己的安全屋，把吉蒂先生的朋友和其他人的貓咪藏起來。

This is one scheme where cartman actually helps others without receiving any personal benefits.

這是一個卡曼真正幫助他人而沒有得到任何個人利益的計劃。

Then again, perhaps I could find space for just this one more.

話又說回來，也許我可以為這一個人再找到空間。

You show such kindness and such darkest of times.

你表現出這樣的善良，也表現出這樣最黑暗的時刻。

The audience gets to see his softer side and it's really endearing, although he claims to learn a valuable moral lesson at the end of the episode, he can't apply it to the world outside himself, which is pretty typical cartman behavior, but you know, we've all learned something, you guys, we can never persecute living beings and force them into hiding it's wrong and you don't see any parallel between that and anything else in history.

觀眾可以看到他柔軟的一面，這真的很可愛，雖然他聲稱在這一集的結尾學到了寶貴的道德課，但他不能把它應用於自己以外的世界，這是很典型的卡曼行為，但你知道，我們都學到了一些東西，你們，我們永遠不能迫害眾生，強迫他們隱藏它是錯誤的，你看不到這和歷史上的其他事情之間有任何平行。

Number seven, forcing his mom to quit work and an incredibly selfish move cartman truly believes his mom's only purpose is to be devoted to him and him alone mom.

第七，強迫他媽媽辭職，是一個令人難以置信的自私之舉，卡曼真的認為他媽媽的唯一目的是為他和他一個人奉獻媽媽。

I've been home from school for like 45 minutes.

我從學校回家已經有45分鐘了。

我很抱歉，親愛的，媽媽有一些差事。

I didn't have anything to eat except nutella.

除了堅果醬，我沒有任何東西可以吃。

I was about to call child services when she gets a job as a realtor.

當她找到一份房地產經紀人的工作時，我正準備打電話給兒童服務機構。

He manages to found his own company in the field, driving up the real state market and causing the chamber of commerce to go after him.

他設法在該領域創立了自己的公司，推動了真正的國家市場，導致商會對他進行追捕。

He refuses to quit until his mom agrees to do so.

他拒絕退出，直到他的媽媽同意這樣做。

You're scared and you're jealous that a job will take my attention away from you.

你很害怕，你嫉妒一份工作會把我的注意力從你身上奪走。

They're also impressive in a sort of horrifying way, the way he treats his mom is a boring but the fact that his plan actually worked is what earns it a spot on our list and you won't get any other job.

他們還以一種恐怖的方式給人留下了深刻的印象，他對待他媽媽的方式是一種無聊，但他的計劃實際上是成功的，這也是在我們的名單上贏得了一個位置，你不會得到任何其他工作。

And your only job will be me and you'll be home when I get back from school and have my mid afternoon meal already on the table, number six, saving Kyle's family.

而你唯一的工作就是我，當我從學校回來的時候，你就會回家，並把我中午的飯菜已經放在桌子上，六號，拯救凱爾的家人。

When cartman here's Kyle is moving to san Francisco, he is elated until he's reminded he might miss having his enemy around.

當卡曼得知凱爾要搬到舊金山時，他很高興，直到他被提醒他可能會想念身邊的敵人。

You may be stoked now, but I bet you're gonna find that without Kyle around to rip on your life is empty and hollow.

你現在可能很興奮，但我打賭你會發現沒有凱爾在身邊撕扯，你的生活是空虛和空洞的。

就像卡曼似乎很討厭凱爾一樣。

He also seems to truly enjoy their rivalry.

他似乎也真正享受著他們之間的競爭。

This leads him to deciding to rescue the entire broflovski family, making sure they get back to South Park unharmed.

這導致他決定拯救整個布羅夫斯基家族，確保他們毫髮無損地回到南方公園。

Well eric, you sure are a great guy for doing this.

埃裡克，你這樣做肯定是一個偉大的人。

Somebody has to get into san Francisco and warn Kyle's family to get out before the storm hits.

必須有人進入舊金山，警告凱爾的家人在風暴來臨之前離開。

Even though cartman does this mostly for himself.

儘管卡曼這樣做主要是為了自己。

The fact that he saves Kyle's family to makes his efforts relatively selfless.

他拯救了凱爾的家人，使他的努力相對無私。

He doesn't want any credit for it either and goes right back to insulting Kyle as soon as he's safe.

他也不想要任何功勞，一旦凱爾安全了，就馬上回去侮辱他。

Number five, giving students and faculty laxatives.

第五，給學生和教員服用瀉藥。

Anyone who comes to cartman for a plan should always be wary of the outcome.

任何來找卡曼做計劃的人都應該對結果保持警惕。

We want you to see Pete Melman through this and turn public opinion around the administrators of his school probably should have known this when they asked for his help as is typical Carbon only makes things worse.

我們希望你能看到皮特-梅爾曼度過難關，並扭轉公眾輿論，他所在學校的管理人員在請求他幫助時可能應該知道這一點，因為典型的碳水化合物只會使事情變得更糟。

The faculty's response is less than productive and cartman as cartman does six retaliation.

教員們的反應不那麼有效，卡曼作為卡曼做了六次報復。

His forgive and forget that act is spot on.

他的原諒和忘記行為是很到位的。

But of course his complimentary cupcakes are laced with laxatives.

但當然，他贈送的小蛋糕中摻有瀉藥。

The school administrators probably should have expected whatever he came up with would backfire or at least come back to haunt them in the form of laced cupcakes you feeling?

學校管理者也許應該預料到，無論他想出什麼辦法，都會適得其反，或者至少會以摻雜了添加劑的小蛋糕的形式回來困擾他們，你覺得呢？

Yeah, I'll just I'll be right Number four helping Shelly get revenge.

是的，我只是......我將在四號房幫助謝利報仇。

Cartman can't win against stan's older sister, Shelly when she babysits him one night.

一天晚上，斯坦的姐姐雪莉給他當保姆，卡曼贏不了她。

聽好了，現在你媽媽已經走了。

I don't know how you treat your other babysitters, but when I'm babysitting?

我不知道你如何對待你的其他保姆，但是當我做保姆的時候？

You're nothing but a little turkey to get back at her, he successfully collects evidence of Shelly and her boyfriend Skyler in their very illegal relationship, he gloats about his victory for a little while until he realizes his babysitter is truly hurt.

你只不過是一隻小火雞，為了報復她，他成功地收集了雪莉和她的男友斯凱勒非常非法的關係的證據，他為自己的勝利幸災樂禍了一陣子，直到他意識到他的保姆真的受到了傷害。

In a rare moment we see cartman sympathize and connect with another character.

在一個罕見的時刻，我們看到卡曼同情並與另一個角色聯繫在一起。

Nobody my age will go out with me because I'm too ugly hearing Shelley putting herself down, he brings her back up and makes it clear some things off with Skylar, not her.

沒有人願意和我約會，因為我太醜了。聽到雪莉把自己放下來，他又把她提了出來，並明確表示有些事情是和斯凱勒一起做的，而不是她。

He then offers to use his evil for good and helps her get back at Skylar.

然後他提出用他的邪惡來做好事，幫助她報復斯凱勒。

Watching the two of them work together is a lot of fun and once they team up, Skylar doesn't stand a chance.

看著他們兩個人一起工作是非常有趣的，一旦他們合作，斯凱勒就沒有機會了。

That was so cool, I wish we could have seen his face.

這真是太酷了，我希望我們能看到他的臉。

Eric number three Making Mysterion reveal his identity, declaring himself a superhero cartman instead turns into south version of the joker in this episode, threatening violence against the town until a more appreciated superhero.

埃裡克三號 讓神祕人暴露身份，宣稱自己是超級英雄的卡曼在這一集反而變成了南方版的小丑，威脅要對鎮上的人使用暴力，直到一個更受讚賞的超級英雄。

If Mysterion does not unmask himself publicly by Wednesday night, I am going to blow up a hospital.

如果神祕人在週三晚上之前不公開揭開自己的面具，我就會炸掉一家醫院。

Carmen's jealousy is on full display as he plots Mysterion downfall.

卡門的嫉妒心在他策劃神祕人倒臺的過程中得到了充分展示。

A cry for protection and I will answer the call to save her.

要求保護的呼聲，我將響應號召，拯救她。

I know two couches stop, I don't have time for this, He clearly has no problem putting innocent people at risk, which is definitely the mark of a supervillain.

我知道兩張沙發停了，我沒有時間了。他顯然對將無辜的人置於危險之中沒有問題，這絕對是超級大壞蛋的標誌。