Shut up!

閉嘴!

The Rock: There you are.

你總算來了

Ian: How is it going?

一切都好嗎?

The Rock: Where the fuck have you been?

你剛剛他媽的跑哪去了?

The Rock: Just between you and I, I know the cameras are on right now, right?

只有我們兩個, 攝影機沒在拍 對吧?

Anthony: Say what?

安東尼: 說「什麼?」

Ian: What?

什麼?

The Rock: I know the cameras are on right now.

我知道攝影機沒在拍

Anthony: Keep saying what?

安東尼: 繼續說「什麼?」

Ian: What

什麼?

Anthony: Ask him if he smells that.

安東尼: 問他「有沒有聞到…?」

Ian: Hold on, do you smell that?

慢著 你有聞到嗎?

Anthony: Ask him if he’s cooking something.

安東尼: 問他「你在煮什麼嗎?」

Ian: Are you cooking something?

你有在煮什麼嗎?

The Rock: I am.

有啊

Anthony: Ask him what he’s cooking.

安東尼: 問他「你在煮什麼?」

Ian: What are you cooking?

你在煮什麼?

The Rock: Currently?

現在嗎?

Ian: Yeah

對

The Rock: A bucket of horse shit.

一桶馬屎

Anthony: (laughs)

安東尼: 哈哈哈哈哈哈

Anthony: Your ass cheek hurts so bad.

安東尼: 佯裝出屁股很痛的樣子

Ian: Sorry..uhm. So how was, how was the movie? How was it shooting that?

…抱歉 那電影進行得怎樣? 有任何拍攝感想嗎?

The Rock: Why is your face like that? Why are making that face like there’s, like you’re doing something. What are you doing?

你的臉怎麼回事? 看起來好像…好像在暗中進行什麼 搞什麼? 你到底在幹嘛?

Ian: Sorry

抱歉

Anthony: You think a bug crawled in your ass crack.

安東尼: 說「我覺得有隻甲蟲跑進我屁眼裡了」

Ian: I think a bug..a bug crawled into my ass crack. Anthony (laughs)

-有隻甲…甲蟲跑進我屁眼裡了-(安東尼)哈哈哈哈哈哈

Ian: So the movie…the movie was good.

那麼電影很不錯囉

Ian: Is that always what you’re cooking? Since the Rock, he’s been cooking things.

這就是你一直在煮的東西? 馬屎? 電影裡的強森 常常煮飯

The Rock: yes

沒錯

Ian: It’s always been horseshit or you alternate? Judge it by season or

你只煮馬屎嗎? 還是偶爾也煮別的 例如依照季節決定煮什麼?

The Rock: Well ah..judge it. You know.. It’s horseshit, llamashit, sometimes it’s gorillashit..either way.

呃嗯…對 根據不同狀況 馬大便 羊駝大便 猩猩大便 總之都是大便

Ian: Is it always shit?

除了屎 沒別的嗎?

The Rock: it’s always shit.

沒 我只煮大便

Anthony: ask him.. if he’s..

問他「他是…還是…?」

Ian: Are you a believer or a directioner?

你是小賈斯汀還是一世代的粉絲?

The Rock: here’s what I am, I don’t give a fuck.

我告訴你－我兩個都他媽的不在乎 這就是我

Anthony: (laughs)

安東尼: 哈哈哈哈哈哈

Anthony: Ask him if he wants to compare abs.

安東尼: 問他「想比一比腹肌嗎?」

Ian: Would you wanna compare abs maybe?

想比一比腹肌嗎?

The Rock: With who?

跟誰比?

Ian: With me obviously.

當然是我囉

Anthony: Pull your shirt.

安東尼: 掀開T恤

Ian: I’ve been working out lately you know. Anthony (laughs).

-我最近有在健身喔 -(安東尼)哈哈哈哈哈哈

Ian: what do you think? Pretty good?

怎麼樣啊? 不賴吧?

Anthony: Start rolling your stomach.

安東尼: 開始蠕動肚皮

The Rock: I think…ow!

我覺得…嘔

The Rock: that’s...

還真是…

Ian: Can you do that?

-你可以嗎?

The Rock: I cannot do that, no you like you’re in your second trimester.

喔不 我沒辦法 你是懷孕三個月了嗎?

Anthony: Pull something out of your penny pack.

安東尼: 從你的腰包隨便拿個東西出來

Ian: I have a present for you.

我有個禮物給你

The Rock: Oh good.. I love presents.

好極了 我喜歡禮物

Ian: It’s a water gun.

這是支水槍

Anthony: Ask him to squirt in your mouth.

安東尼: 叫他朝你嘴裡射水

Ian: Could you please squirt this into my mouth?

你可以往我嘴巴裡射水嗎?

The Rock: How many times you have said that?

那我就成全你

Ian: You’re a directioneer.

你是一世代的粉絲

Ian: I can tell.

我看得出來

The Rock: How can you tell?

你怎麼知道?

Ian: It’s.. It’s the hair, really.

嗯…頭髮 因為頭髮

The Rock: It’s all the hair.

從頭髮就看得出來

Ian: Yeah.. I mean in Hercules you kind a had a hairy styles thing going on, you know.

對啊 你演的海克力斯 髮型有哈利(註: 一世代成員)風格

Ian: Give me your best shot.

使出你的渾身解數

The Rock: Are you ready?

準備好了?

Anthony: Pay him coz you’re so happy that you’re gonna be with him.

付錢然後告訴他 你採訪得很愉快

Ian: You know it’s been..really great interviewing you. I was told that I have to tip.

可以訪問你 真的很榮幸 有人告訴我應該付小費

Anthony: Just give him one dollar.

安東尼: 給他一塊錢就好

The Rock: one?

一塊錢?

Ian: Sorry…sorry.

抱歉…抱歉

The Rock: What am I supposed to do whit this?

我要拿這一塊幹嘛?

Ian: Buy taco.

買隻章魚

Anthony: Alright. Stare closest with him while singing I will always love you.

安東尼: 很好 接下來唱「我會永遠愛你」 誰先眨眼就輸了

Ian : And I…. will always…you blinked!

而我…會永遠…你眨眼了!

That was pretty decent. Your good shot…are you just Gonna give me…just continue.

不錯唷 你射得滿準的嘛? 對 沒錯 水柱攻擊

Anthony:Ask him to keep spraying you..

安東尼: 「叫他繼續噴你」

Ian: Just keep going

沒錯 繼續 這樣就對了

Ian: Just keep going

沒錯 繼續 這樣就對了

The Rock and Ian: And I…. will always love you…whooo ow ow

而我…會永遠愛你…喔嗚~嗚嗚~

Ian : Oh f***** I blinked!

噢 媽的 我居然輸了

Anthony: Ask him to rap Hercules while you lay a beat.

安東尼: 開始打拍子, 叫他rap海克力斯

Beats

(節奏)

Ian : You want a different one? -beats

-還是要換一個? -(節奏)

The Rock: Slow down a little bit.

慢一點

-Beats

伊恩獨創節奏XD

The Rock : My name is Herc and you’re a jerk -Ian: Boom boom rock.

-我是海克 你是奧客 -碰 繃 崩

Ian: I just have one more present, It’s real..get it.

我還有一個禮物 給你 瞭嗎?

The Rock: Oh men, the rock..i get it.

喔老兄 「石頭」我懂了

Well, thanks a lot for Anthony that didn’t embarrass me at all. And if you guys wanna see us embarrass ourselves in twister. Click the video on the right.

哼 多謝安東尼讓我瘋狂出糗 如果你們想看我們的災難扭扭樂, 點擊右方的影片

To see a bunch of other really, really ridiculously embarrassing that I made into in front of The Rock, click on the left.

更多我逼伊恩耍笨的爆笑片段 點擊左邊的框框

And if you enjoyed that kind of stuff hit the subscribe button and let us know down in the comments who we should prank next.

要是喜歡這種惡作劇, 就按訂閱 並留言告訴我們下次要惡整誰!