Welcome to watch mojo and today we're counting down our picks for the top 10.

歡迎來到watch mojo，今天我們將盤點我們選出的前10名。

Most ridiculous looking products ever made.

有史以來外觀最可笑的產品。

You gotta wear this like anklets around your legs.

你得把這個像腳鏈一樣穿在腿上。

You look like you're under house arrest.

你看起來像是被軟禁了。

That's really fun for this list.

這對這份名單來說真的很有趣。

We'll be looking at the silliest and most embarrassing looking products ever invented.

我們將審視有史以來最愚蠢和最令人尷尬的產品。

Do you happen to know any of these?

你是否碰巧知道其中任何一個？

Would you like to let us know in the comments below number 10.

你想在10號下面的評論中告訴我們嗎？

Ostrich pillow is this thing for real slip on this cozy cocoon to take a break from your hectic schedule.

鴕鳥枕頭是真正的東西，穿上這個舒適的繭，從你繁忙的日程中休息一下。

It looks like something from a saturday night live sketch.

它看起來像週六晚間直播小品中的內容。

The ostrich pillow is this large bulky thing that you just sort of wrap around your head so you can take a nap according to their website.

根據他們的網站，鴕鳥枕頭是這種大而笨重的東西，你只要把它包在你的頭上，這樣你就可以打盹了。

This cocoon like pillow blocks out light and noise, creating an immersive experience where anyone can focus on only themselves.

這個像蠶繭一樣的枕頭阻擋了光線和噪音，創造了一個沉浸式的體驗，任何人都可以只關注自己。

Yeah, it looks like you're recovering in the hospital after a major car accident.

是的，看起來你在一場重大車禍後正在醫院裡恢復。

This is actually a very good look on you.

這實際上是你的一個非常好的外觀。

I don't know what these holes are for.

我不知道這些洞是幹什麼用的。

They feel ahead does nobody does.

他們覺得自己領先，但沒有人這樣做。

This thing is utterly ridiculous.

這件事完全是荒謬的。

Just imagine whipping it out on a plane.

試想一下，在飛機上把它拿出來。

You'd be more entertaining to watch than the in flight movies.

你會比飛行中的電影更有娛樂性。

This is so stupid.

這真是太愚蠢了。

It's become a viral hit for real.

它已經成為一個真正的病毒式打擊。

Come on.

來吧。

Seriously.

認真地說。

Their youtube commercials.

他們的YouTube商業廣告。

I should be arrested if I was out in public like this number nine roller coaster straws, we know what you're thinking, How can I make drinking as time consuming and complex as possible.

如果我在公共場合像這樣的九號雲霄飛車吸管，我應該被逮捕。我們知道你在想什麼，我怎麼能讓喝酒變得儘可能的費時和複雜。

Well, we've got you covered, it's the emporium, build your own roller coaster straws.

好了，我們已經為你準備好了，這是帝豪公司，建立你自己的雲霄飛車吸管。

Kit said Kit comes equipped a bunch of straws and connector pieces so you can go wild designing your own crazy straw.

套件說，套件配備了一堆吸管和連接件，所以你可以瘋狂地設計你自己的瘋狂吸管。

This is the sort of novelty item that a child tries once before throwing it in the junk drawer and never touching it again.

這是一種新奇的物品，孩子在把它扔進垃圾抽屜之前會嘗試一次，然後再也不碰它了。

Plus it looks like something out of a mad scientist laboratory.

另外，它看起來就像來自瘋狂科學家實驗室的東西。

It's what Doc Brown would use if he focused on the mechanics of straw drinking instead of time travel.

如果布朗博士關注的是吸管飲水的機械原理而不是時間旅行，他就會使用這種方法。

Number eight umbrella hats.

八號傘帽。

The umbrella hat has been around for over 100 years.

傘帽已經有100多年的歷史了。

No seriously.

不認真。

The first patent was taken out in december of 18 80 its inventor was considered a kooky eccentric by the locals.

第一個專利是在1880年12月獲得的，其發明者被當地人認為是一個古怪的怪人。

The umbrella hat is exactly what it sounds like an umbrella attached to a headband that you wear as a hat, maybe it's actually functional, but no one really cares because no one wants to be seen in pub wearing one I guess that's how life is, isn't it?

傘帽正是它聽起來的樣子，一把傘連在頭帶上，你把它當做帽子來戴，也許它實際上是功能性的，但沒有人真正關心，因為沒有人願意被人看到在酒吧裡戴著它，我想生活就是這樣，不是嗎？

Some people are drenched freezing to death on a stupid boat with a stupid hat while others are in a comfy news studio sucking up all the glory.

有些人被淋成落湯雞，帶著愚蠢的帽子在一艘愚蠢的船上凍死，而另一些人則在舒適的新聞演播室裡吸吮著所有的榮耀。

The umbrella hat started as a genuine article meant to shield rain and sun from the eyes, but now it's mostly seen as a funny novelty and yes, before you ask, there's a version for dogs to number seven meat claws.

傘帽開始是一個真正的物品，旨在為眼睛遮擋雨水和陽光，但現在它大多被視為一種有趣的新奇事物，是的，在你問之前，有一個版本是為狗的七號肉爪。

There really is an item for everything before this wonderful invention, people had to shred slabs of meat using cumbersome things like knives and forks, but not anymore.

在這項奇妙的發明之前，人們不得不用刀和叉子等笨重的東西來切肉片，但現在不一樣了。

Not with the meat claws.

不是用肉爪子。

These are stainless steel blades attached to a small finger handle, allowing you to shred pork like or some kind of budget wolverine.

這些是連接在小指柄上的不鏽鋼刀片，讓你像或某種預算的狼牙棒一樣切碎豬肉。

Again, like the umbrella hat.

同樣，像雨傘帽。

This is an item that could prove surprisingly useful, but again, it looks so ridiculous that we don't even want to try maybe keep it for special occasions like an X men themed barbecue.

這是一個可以證明令人驚訝地有用的項目，但同樣，它看起來如此荒謬，以至於我們甚至不想嘗試也許把它保留在特殊場合，比如以X men為主題的烤肉會。

Do people have those number six Selfie Sisters garden gnomes.

人們是否有那些六號自拍姐妹的花園小矮人。

Now, why would you ruin your beautiful lawn with something like this?

現在，你為什麼要用這樣的東西毀掉你美麗的草坪呢？

The Selfie Sisters garden gnomes are two rather large busted gnomes taking a selfie and making the duck face at the camera below their feet is the slogan, but first let me take a self.

自拍姐妹花的花園小矮人是兩個相當大的半身小矮人在自拍，對著腳下的相機做鴨子臉是口號，但首先讓我自拍一下。

This thing probably would have been gold and say 2014 when that chain smoker song was really big but we feel like the world has moved on from the duck face era.

這東西可能會成為黃金，說不定2014年那首鏈式吸菸者的歌曲真的很火，但我們覺得世界已經從鴨子臉的時代向前發展了。

These gnomes would make a funny gift for a friend, but we seriously doubt that friend would be proudly displaying them for the passing dog walkers to admire number five metal detecting sandals, metal detecting on the beach is a nice pastime for some, it allows them to get outside, enjoy the sea air and maybe find a quarter from 1982 or whatever and as odd as it is bringing an entire metal detector onto the beach, it's far more preferable than the metal detecting sandals, the sandals themselves look alright, but everything falls apart with the battery pack.

這些侏儒會成為送給朋友的有趣禮物，但我們嚴重懷疑這位朋友會自豪地展示它們，讓路過的遛狗者欣賞。 五號金屬探測涼鞋，在海灘上探測金屬對一些人來說是一種很好的消遣，它使他們能夠走到外面，享受海風，也許能從1982年或其他地方找到25美分，雖然把整個金屬探測器帶到海灘上很奇怪，但它遠比金屬探測涼鞋更可取，涼鞋本身看起來不錯，但隨著電池組的出現，一切都會崩潰。

The pack plugs into the right sandal so there's always a cord sort of dangling off your leg.

這個揹包插在右邊的涼鞋上，所以總有一根線在你的腿上晃來晃去。

Just really work.

只是真正的工作。

Yeah, you do is just walk and metal.

是的，你所做的只是行走和金屬。

You gotta wear this like anklets around your legs.

你得把這個像腳鏈一樣穿在腿上。

You look like you're under house arrest.

你看起來像是被軟禁了。

So it's really fun.

所以這真的很有趣。

Let's do that again, furthermore, the battery pack straps onto the user's calf, so it looks like you've just escaped from house arrest to do a little metal detect, you can find these magic sandals on amazon or hammacher Schlemmer dot com.

讓我們再來一次，此外，電池組綁在用戶的小腿上，所以看起來就像你剛剛從軟禁中逃出來做了一次小小的金屬探測，你可以在亞馬遜或hammacher Schlemmer dot com上找到這些神奇的涼鞋。

They're like 60 bucks, but given all that treasure out there, they might pay for themselves in a day.

它們好像是60美元，但考慮到外面有那麼多的寶藏，它們可能在一天內就能收回成本。

Number four finger covers.

四號指套。

A lot of weird things have been made for our hands.

很多奇怪的東西都是為我們的手製作的。

For example, the hander pants, which is what you'd get if you cut up a pair of white briefs and made gloves out of it.

例如，手帕褲，如果你把一條白色內褲剪開，然後把它做成手套，就會得到這樣的東西。

Why you'd want to do underwear on your hands, We don't know.

為什麼你想在手上做內衣，我們不知道。

And then there are the finger covers, which are tiny pieces of silicone.

然後是手指套，這是一小塊硅膠。

You strap to your fingertips while eating messy snacks.

你在吃亂七八糟的零食時綁在你的指尖上。

Not only are they quite ugly and bulky, but they ruin the best part of snacking.

它們不僅相當醜陋和笨重，而且破壞了零食的最佳部分。

Who doesn't love licking all the clumpy cheesy artery clogging dust off their fingers.

誰不喜歡舔掉手指上所有結塊的俗氣的動脈堵塞的灰塵。

Number three Anatomy swimsuit.

三號解剖泳裝。

If the guy metal detecting on the beach with his sandals doesn't turn heads, then this certainly will.

如果在海灘上穿著涼鞋進行金屬探測的人還不能讓人眼前一亮，那麼這個肯定會。

The anatomy swimsuit is a garment made of polyester and spandex that quite graphically displays all the internal organs in their anatomically correct positions.

解剖學泳衣是一件由聚酯和氨綸製成的服裝，相當形象地展示了所有內部器官在解剖學上的正確位置。

You've got veins, lungs, the liver and even intestines coiled around the gut.

你有靜脈、肺、肝臟，甚至腸子都盤旋在腸道周圍。

You know, things that beachgoers love to gaze at while soaking up the sun.

你知道，海灘上的人喜歡在沐浴陽光時凝視的東西。

Now, according to its amazon page, this swimsuit is meant for Halloween.

現在，根據其亞馬遜頁面，這件泳衣是為萬聖節準備的。

However, nothing is stopping someone from wearing it to the beach on a hot july afternoon.

然而，沒有什麼能阻止人們在炎熱的七月下午穿著它去海灘。

We recommend you don't though lest you scare a child and get the cops called on you.

我們建議你不要這樣做，以免你嚇到孩子，讓警察來找你。

Number two goldfish walker.

二號金魚步行者。

There's actually quite a cute story behind the goldfish walker so we can't rag on it too much.

實際上，金魚步行者背後有一個相當可愛的故事，所以我們不能對它進行過多的責備。

It was designed by an english metal worker named muk Madden who wished to take his pet goldfish Malcolm and ethel out for a stroll.

它是由一位名叫穆克-馬登的英國金屬工人設計的，他希望帶他的寵物金魚馬爾科姆和埃特爾出去散步。

But many questions arise mainly why of all the animals that love going for walks.

但很多問題出現了，主要是為什麼所有的動物都喜歡去散步。

Goldfish are probably near the bottom of that list.

金魚可能接近該列表的底部。

Furthermore, this thing looks cumbersome as heck with the aquarium itself sitting on a pair of rings and bordered by giant metal poles.

此外，這個東西看起來笨重得很，水族箱本身坐在一對環形物上，周圍是巨大的金屬桿。

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這是一個奇蹟，在我們繼續之前，這沒有在公眾中流行起來，請務必訂閱我們的頻道並按鈴，以獲得我們最新的視頻通知，你可以選擇偶爾的視頻或所有的視頻得到通知。

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如果你在手機上，確保你進入你的設置並打開第一號通知。

The Dyson Zone Now, Dyson has made some killer products in their day, but they've also made some stinkers.

戴森區 現在，戴森在他們的時代製造了一些殺手級產品，但他們也製造了一些臭蟲。

And well, let us present to you the Dyson Zone Clean air quality sound on the move air purification inside a set of headphones.

好了，讓我們向你介紹戴森Zone Clean空氣質量聲音在移動中的空氣淨化的一套耳機。

These are headphones that come with a air purifier.

這些是帶有空氣淨化器的耳機。

Yes, an air purifier is attached to the two ears and wraps around the wearer's mouth and it allegedly filters out city pollution and irritants.

是的，空氣淨化器連接在兩隻耳朵上，並纏繞在佩戴者的嘴上，據說它可以過濾掉城市汙染和刺激物。

We worked on some very specific mesh, which helps diffuse that air flow across the whole breathing zone.

我們在一些非常特殊的網眼上工作，這有助於在整個呼吸區擴散這種氣流。

We're loving the environmental message and the engineering is impressive.

我們很喜歡其中的環保資訊，工程設計也令人印象深刻。

But come on, This thing looks like something that was designed for bein.

但拜託，這東西看起來就像為被設計的東西。

Oh, you think darkness is your ally?

哦，你認為黑暗是你的盟友？

You merely adopted the dark.

你只是採用了黑暗。

I was born in it.

我出生在其中。

In fact, everyone found this so laughable that Dyson had to publicly state that it was not an april fool's prank.

事實上，每個人都覺得這很可笑，以至於戴森不得不公開聲明，這不是一個愚人節的惡作劇。

You know, you've made a great product when you have to say something like that.

你知道，當你不得不說這樣的話時，你已經做了一個偉大的產品。

Did you enjoy this video?

你喜歡這個視頻嗎？