as long as I can remember,

從我有記憶以來，就一直如此。

and I still don't have my license.

而我仍然沒有得到我的執照。

Mrs. Puff!

泡芙夫人！

Yes, my star pupil?

是的，我的明星學生？

I think I'm cheating.

我想我是在作弊。

What's that, dear?

那是什麼，親愛的？

I think I am cheating.

我認為我在作弊。

You- You've let go of the wheel.

你--你已經放開了車輪。

I do have an antenna under my hat.

我的帽子下面確實有一個天線。

There is a guy giving me all the answers!

有一個人給了我所有的答案!

It's all true! I'm cheating! I'm cheating! I'm cheating!

這都是真的!我在作弊！我在作弊！我在作弊！我在作弊！

What?!

什麼？

[crying]

[哭聲]

I'm sorry, Mrs. Puff! I'm sorry! [Mrs. Puff shrieking]

我很抱歉，泡芙夫人！我很抱歉！[泡芙夫人尖叫聲]

The wheel, SpongeBob! The wheel!

輪子，海綿寶寶！輪子！

Cheating! I'm a cheater!

作弊!我是個金光黨！

No! No! No! It's quite all right.

不，不，不，這很好。

You can cheat that way!

你可以通過這種方式作弊!

- No, I'm cheating! - At least, SpongeBob...

- 不，我在作弊！- 至少，海綿寶寶...

I'm cheating!

我在作弊!

Cheat that way! That way!

欺騙的方式！這樣！

I'm a cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater!

我是一個作弊者，作弊者，吃南瓜的人!

- It's okay to cheat today! - No!

- 今天作弊也沒關係!- 不!

That way! That way! Cheat that way!

那邊!那邊！那邊！那邊欺騙的方式！

Cheater!

金光黨！

[crashing]

[崩潰]

Oh, SpongeBob, why?

哦，海綿寶寶，為什麼？

Wait a minute. I don't have a driver's license.

等一下。我沒有駕駛執照。

Wow. My driver's license.

哇。我的駕駛執照。

I can't believe it.

我無法相信這一點。

I sure take a good picture.

我肯定能拍出好照片。

Darn. I should have grown a mustache.

該死的。我應該留鬍子的。

How could I have forgotten

我怎麼會忘記

the most important rule of driving?

最重要的駕駛規則是什麼？

Always wear your seatbelt.

一定要繫好安全帶。

Hey, I can see the Krusty Krab from here.

嘿，我從這裡可以看到蟹堡王。

Mrs. Puff! Look!

泡芙夫人！看！

I've finally got my driver's license!

我終於拿到了我的駕駛執照!

Not even in your dreams, Mr. SquarePants!

在你的夢裡也沒有，方片先生！

[screaming] Ow.

[尖叫聲] 嗷。

Today is once again the day

今天又是一個日子

of SpongeBob's boating school exam.

的海綿寶寶的划船學校考試。

But more importantly, this is the last test for the year,

但更重要的是，這是今年的最後一次測試。

and if SpongeBob does not pass this one...

而如果海綿寶寶沒有通過這一項...

it means another whole year of boating school!

這意味著又是一整年的船艇學校!

[crashing]

[崩潰]

[narrator groaning]

[敘述者呻吟]

Wha' 'appened?

發生了什麼事？

Oh, nothing, SpongeBob.

哦，沒什麼，海綿寶寶。

You just struck another pedestrian.

你剛剛撞到了另一個行人。

Minus 20 more points.

再減去20分。

How many does that leave me with?

這給我留下了多少人？

Negative 224.

負面的224。

How many more minutes left in the test?

考試還剩多少分鐘？

The test is over.

測試已經結束。

That's enough time; I can make up those points!

時間足夠了；我可以把這些分數補上！"。

No. SpongeBob, wait. You didn't hear me!

不，海綿寶寶，等等。你沒有聽到我說的！

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

It's too late! SpongeBob!

太晚了！海綿寶寶！

[coughing]

[咳嗽聲]

Okay, Mrs. Puff, what's my final score?

好了，泡芙夫人，我的最後得分是多少？

Six.

六。

Whoo! And how many do I need to pass?

Whoo!那我需要多少個才能通過？

Six...

六...

Oooooooooo...

Oooooooo...

- ...hundred. - What?

- ...百。- 什麼？

[Mrs. Puff screaming] 600, I can do this, Mrs. Puff!

[泡芙夫人尖叫] 600，我可以做到這一點，泡芙夫人!

I can do it! I can do it! [Mrs. Puff screaming]

我可以做到!我可以做到的！[泡芙夫人的尖叫聲]

Your driving test is over, SpongeBob.

你的駕駛考試已經結束了，海綿寶寶。

Stop the boat.

停船。

Wait, I can do this, Mrs. Puff! I can do this!

等等，我可以做到的，泡芙夫人！我可以這樣做！

Oh!

哦!

The road, SpongeBob! Get back on the road!

路上，海綿寶寶！重新上路！

Gotta pass the test! Gotta pass!

必須通過測試!一定要通過!

[Mrs. Puff screaming]

[泡芙夫人的尖叫聲]

Hey, what do you got against the melons?

嘿，你對瓜子有什麼意見？

Look out!

小心！

This must be the night driving part of the test.

這一定是考試中的夜間駕駛部分。

We're gonna straighten you out!

我們要把你拉出來！

This'll fix ya!

這將解決你的問題!

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Now, let's get that one.

現在，讓我們拿下這一個。

[Mrs. Puff screaming]

[泡芙夫人的尖叫聲]

Barnacles! Did you see that?!

藤壺！你看到了嗎？

Yeah, that guy had no front license plate.

是的，那人沒有前車牌。

Let's get him!

讓我們抓住他！

[screaming, sirens blaring]

[尖叫聲，警報聲響起]

Hey, look at all those police.

嘿，看看那些警察。

I wonder if the president's in town.

我想知道總統是否在城裡。

Look out!

小心！

It is with great pride that I officially open

我非常自豪地正式宣佈

this unfinished bridge.

這座未完成的橋。

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Where did I go wrong?!

我哪裡做錯了？

With the opening of my new boating school,

隨著我的新船艇學校的開幕。

I pledge that as long

我保證，只要

as the student is willing to learn I shall never give up.

只要學生願意學習，我就不會放棄。

Hi. I'm SpongeBob SquarePants.

嗨，我是海綿寶寶。

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[sirens blaring]

[警報聲響起]

[honking]

[喇叭聲]

Hurry up with that truckload of fruit punch!

快點把那一卡車的水果沖劑拿出來吧!

The seniors are getting cranky!

老年人的脾氣越來越暴躁了!

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Alive! I'm alive! Oh, thank Neptune, I'm still--

活著!我還活著！哦，感謝海王星，我還...

[sirens blaring]

[警報聲響起]

I feel so serene now that I'm away

我現在感覺很平靜，因為我離開了

from that homicidal maniac, SpongeBob.

從那個殺人狂，海綿寶寶。

[gasping]

[喘息聲]

[buzzing]

[嗡嗡聲]

The break, son!

突破，兒子！

Aye, aye, sir.

是的，是的，先生。

[power tools] Here ya go, sir.

[電動工具] 給你，先生。

All I had to do was unscrew two little bolts.

我所要做的就是擰開兩個小螺栓。

I'm gonna stop this thing! Tell my wife I love her!

我要阻止這件事！告訴我妻子我愛她！

Come get some!

來拿點吧!

Man down! Man down!

有人倒下了!有人倒下了！

Sorry! Excuse me! Sorry.

對不起！對不起！對不起。

[Patrick] Hey, SpongeBob.

[派大星]嘿，海綿寶寶。

Sorry, Patrick, I can't stop to talk right now.

對不起，帕特里克，我現在不能停下來說話。

I can't see! I can't see!

我看不見了！我看不見了！

My pants!

我的褲子！

Hey, I can't see.

嘿，我看不見了。

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Did I pass?

我通過了嗎？

Well, if there was a destroy the city part of the test,

好吧，如果有一個摧毀城市的測試部分。

you would have.

你會有的。

The nerve of some people.

有些人的膽子真大。

Sorry, SpongeBob, you failed again.

對不起，海綿寶寶，你又失敗了。

And here we have the epitome of a driver

這裡我們有一個司機的縮影

who is carelessly distracting himself from the road

漫不經心地分散自己的注意力的人

and safety.

和安全。

[humming]

[嗡嗡聲]

Ooh. Ooh.

哦。哦。

[honking]

[喇叭聲]

[honking]

[喇叭聲]

[shrieking] Jerk!

[尖叫聲]混蛋！

Hi, there.

嗨，你好。

Help! Lunatic driver! [screaming]

救命啊!瘋子司機！[尖叫聲]

How's it going?

進展如何？

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

SpongeBob, I mean, a boater without boat smarts

海綿寶寶，我的意思是，一個沒有船的智慧的船伕

shows contempt for his boater brethren

對他的船民兄弟們表示蔑視

and the law.

和法律。

La la la la la! Whee!

La la la la la!Whee!

Hi, Squidward. Hi, Mrs. Puff.

嗨，章魚哥。嗨，泡芙夫人。

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[honking]

[喇叭聲]

Looks like you guys forgot your boat smarts. [laughing]

看來你們忘記了你們的船的聰明才智。[笑聲]

Now, let's slowly- [screaming]

現在，讓我們慢慢地-- [尖叫聲]

SpongeBob, look out!

海綿寶寶，小心！

[buzzing]

[嗡嗡聲]

SpongeBob, give me that wheel!

海綿寶寶，把那個輪子給我！

I got it! I got it!

我得到了它！我得到了它我得到了它！

Don't- Just let go of it!

不要--只要放開它!

Oh!

哦!

Hooligans!

流氓們！

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[dinging]

[叮叮噹噹]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[honking]

[喇叭聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Johnson, I finally figured out a way to shrink

約翰遜，我終於想出了一個辦法來縮小

an ordinary mailman down to the size of a grain of sand.

一個普通的郵差被縮小到一個沙粒大小。

- But how? - By using this shrink ray.

- 但怎麼做呢？- 通過使用這種收縮射線。

Mother of mercy!

慈悲的母親!

Where'd they go?

他們去哪裡了？

There.

在那裡。

They're headed right for that discarded potato chip.

他們正朝著那個被丟棄的土豆片走去。

[dinging]

[叮叮噹噹]

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

Huh?

嗯？

[laughing]

[笑聲]

What he said!

他說什麼！？

[growling]

[咆哮聲]

Sweet. Instant tanage.

甜美。瞬間就有了。

[growling]

[咆哮聲]

[laughing]

[笑聲]

We're winning! We're winning!

我們贏了!我們贏了!

[laughing]

[笑聲]

Whoa. Did you see that?

哇。你看到了嗎？

That guy wasn't just going fast.

那個人不僅僅是走得快。

He was going Tony fast!

他的速度很快！他的速度很快！他的速度很快

[siren blaring] Huh?

[警報聲響起]嗯？

Oh, no, the cops are after us. What are we gonna do?

哦，不，警察在追我們。我們該怎麼做呢？

What? Sorry, I couldn't hear you over that siren.

什麼？對不起，我聽不到你的警笛聲。

[sirens blaring]

[警報聲響起]

Now there's a helicopter after us!

現在有一架直升飛機在追趕我們!

What's that?!

那是什麼？

I couldn't hear you over that helicopter.

我在那架直升機上聽不到你的聲音。

And in other news, son of racing legend Tony Fast

而在其他新聞中，賽車傳奇人物託尼-法斯特的兒子

is currently on embroiled in a high speed chase,

目前正捲入一場高速追捕中。

it is rumored that the...

據傳聞，...

[siren blaring]

[警報聲響起]

What the-?

什麼...？

What're we going to do!?

我們該怎麼做！？

[sirens blaring]

[警報聲響起]

Tony Jr, when I get my hands on you, I'm gonna-

小託尼，當我得到我的手時，我將--

Now your dad is after us!

現在你爸爸在追我們！

Sorry, I couldn't hear you, my... my... my dad is after us?!

對不起，我聽不清，我的......我的......我的爸爸在追我們！？

What are we gonna do?!

我們該怎麼做？

How should I know? He's your dad!

我怎麼會知道？他是你的父親！

Well, just remember my advice, okay?

好吧，只要記住我的建議，好嗎？

All you got to do is let go... be cool...

你所要做的就是放手......要冷靜......。

Let go... be cool...

放手...冷靜...。

Do you see where letting go has gotten us so far?!

你知道放手讓我們走到哪裡了嗎？

Huh?! Tony Jr?!

咦？小託尼？

[panting heavily]

[喘著粗氣]

No, but I see where it's getting us next!

沒有，但我看到了它接下來會給我們帶來什麼!

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[crashing]

[崩潰]

Focus on the road. There is nothing but the road.

專注於道路。除了道路，什麼都沒有。

Focus on the road. There is nothing but the road.

專注於道路。除了道路，什麼都沒有。

Focus on the... road?

專注於......道路？

What happened to the road?!

這條路怎麼了？

Calm down, SpongeBob.

平靜下來，海綿寶寶。

Listen, all you have to do is safely stop this vessel.

聽著，你所要做的就是安全地停止這艘船。

Uh... focus on the road, there is nothing but the road!

呃......專注於道路，除了道路，什麼都沒有!

Just stop the boat!

把船停下來吧！

Uh, focus on the - uh-uh-uh... [gasping]

呃，專注於--呃--呃......[喘氣]。

The road!

路!

SpongeBob, wait!

海綿寶寶，等等！

Sponge B-o-ob!

海綿B-o-ob!

That was a close one, Mrs. Puff.

那是一個很接近的問題，泡芙夫人。

But I am back on the road and ready to focus upon it.

但我已經回到了路上，並準備專注於此。

SpongeBob? This isn't just any road.

海綿寶寶？這不是普通的路。

It's a ten-lane Intertidal Seaway!

這是一條十車道的潮間帶水道!

Shu-ven-tah-dil-in-chi-huh?!

Shu-ven-tah-dil-in-chi-huh?

Stay calm, SpongeBob.

保持冷靜，海綿寶寶。

SpongeBob? SpongeBob?! SpongeBob!

海綿寶寶？海綿寶寶！海綿寶寶！

Remember your mantra?

記得你的口頭禪嗎？

Right. "Focus on the road, there is nothing but the-

對。"專注於道路，除了--------，什麼都沒有。

[gasping] [honking]

[喘息] [鳴叫]

I can't even see the road! [shivering]

我甚至都看不到路了![瑟瑟發抖]

SpongeBob! Give me the wheel, SpongeBob.

海綿寶寶！把輪子給我，海綿寶寶。

Oh, dear! He's completely frozen up!

哦，親愛的！他完全凍僵了！

[honking]

[喇叭聲]

Fiddlesticks!

翡冷翠!

[honking]

[喇叭聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Reckless drivers. I loathe reckless drivers.

魯莽的司機。我厭惡魯莽的司機。

[chatter on CB]

[在CB上喋喋不休]

[siren blaring]

[警報聲響起]

Pull over, you menace!

靠邊停車，你這個威脅！

[screaming],

[尖叫聲]。

[siren blaring]

[警報聲響起]

Uh, Mrs. Puff, can I have my arms back?

呃，泡芙夫人，我可以拿回我的手臂嗎？

I said, stop your vessel!

我說，停止你的船隻!

Sorry, Mr. Officer sir, I'm applying the brakes!

對不起，警官先生，我在踩剎車！"。

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Uh, we got us a runner.

呃，我們得到了一個跑步者。

Pull over, SpongeBob! And make it quick! Look!!!

靠邊停車，海綿寶寶！快點！看！！！

[sirens blaring]

[警報聲響起]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

No!

不!

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

SpongeBob, hit the brakes!

海綿寶寶，踩剎車！

Huh? Oh! Okay!

咦？哦，好吧！

Goodness gracious.

天啊，天啊。

There isn't a scratch on this vessel.

這艘船沒有一點劃痕。

SpongeBob? The test is history!

海綿寶寶？這個測試已經成為歷史了!

You, you passed! Here's your license!

你，你通過了！這是你的執照！

And I'm free! Ha ha!

而且我是自由的!哈哈!

[brakes squealing]

[剎車聲]

[chattering on CB]

[在CB上喋喋不休]

I don't think so.

我不這麼認為。

Is there a problem, officer?

有什麼問題嗎，警官？

[beeping]

[嗶嗶聲]

Well, you cross the county line three miles back.

好吧，你越過縣界三英里回來。

You, ma'am, are a parole violator,

女士，你是一個違反假釋規定的人。

which makes this test null and void.

這使得這個測試無效。

I'll take that.

我接受這個建議。

Whew.

嗚呼。

Hmm. [screaming]

嗯。[尖叫聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Well, at least I didn't hit the Krusty Krab that time.

好吧，至少我那次沒有撞到蟹堡王。

[laughing]

[笑聲]