Oh you interrupt me.

哦，你打斷了我。

I'm here with Mr Broad unfortunately, unfortunately, yeah, interrupting me all the time.

我和布羅德先生在一起，不幸的是，是的，一直在打斷我。

It's good to be here, I'm happy and I'm sweaty were in Tokyo, it's very hot and sweaty.

在這裡很好，我很高興，我出汗了，在東京，非常熱，出汗了。

It's been some ridiculous temperatures.

這是一些可笑的溫度。

But Japan has some very interesting ways of keeping you cool apparently.

但是，日本顯然有一些非常有趣的方法來保持你的冷靜。

What, like we're going to try and wow, I hate summer in Japan.

什麼，好像我們要去嘗試，哇，我討厭日本的夏天。

It's really rough.

這真的很粗糙。

It's not from the humidity is like it's really not good and I walked here and I just arrived covered in sweat, it's horrible.

這不是因為溼度，而是因為它真的不好，我走到這裡，我剛到這裡就渾身是汗，太可怕了。

You go outside for more than like three minutes and it just drenched in it.

你到外面去超過三分鐘，就會被淋溼。

It's like going in a swimming pool or something, but you know, there's certain ways you can combat it.

這就像進入游泳池或其他地方，但你知道，有某些方法可以對抗它。

I take an umbrella outside to hide from the sun but there's a few things that I haven't tried that they have in the convenience stores today.

我在外面打傘是為了躲避陽光，但今天便利店裡有幾樣東西我還沒有嘗試。

Hopefully we're gonna surprise you and surprise ourselves.

希望我們會給你帶來驚喜，也給自己帶來驚喜。

I want to find something that works and keeps me cool.

我想找到一些有效的東西，讓我保持冷靜。

We got let's go, let's go.

我們得到了讓我們走，讓我們走。

First item, gel cooling eye mask, I don't know, there's a picture of a car and I was like, you wear it after you've driven, you can wear it.

第一件物品，凝膠冷卻眼罩，我不知道，有一張汽車的圖片，我當時想，你開車後戴上它，你可以戴上它。

I mean I haven't really tried or tested half the stuff we're looking at today is very boring.

我的意思是，我還沒有真正嘗試或測試，我們今天看的一半東西都非常無聊。

I'm like, give me a fan, give me an air con Air con does the job to be honest.

我想，給我一個風扇，給我一個空調，說實話，空調的作用很大。

It's a bit flimsy isn't it?

這有點輕飄飄的，不是嗎？

It was the eye mask I swear.

是眼罩的問題，我發誓。

Oh it's really sticky.

哦，它真的很粘稠。

Maybe we should I'm going to have like a makeup line around my eyes.

也許我們應該......我的眼睛周圍要有一條化妝線。

It smells really stick it to your face smells very mental.

它聞起來真的很貼臉，聞起來非常精神。

Yeah.

是的。

Oh God, it's in my eye.

哦，上帝，它在我的眼睛裡。

I worry I make up, it's already coming off dang.

我擔心我化妝，它已經脫落了當。

It alright, it is cool.

這很好，這很酷。

It's good back.

這是很好的回來。

It does smell quite nice because the future, I'm gonna do this when I'm driving, going forward for legal reasons, there's no better way to stay cold and dry.

它確實挺好聞的，因為未來，我在開車的時候會這樣做，往後出於法律原因，沒有更好的辦法來保持寒冷和乾燥。

This is actually really pleasant.

這實際上是非常令人愉快的。

It is nice.

這很好。

What is in it to make it cold?

裡面有什麼東西能讓它變冷？

It's just the mental in it.

這只是其中的精神。

I guess.

我猜。

I thought it would burn my eyes.

我想它會灼傷我的眼睛。

No, it's really usually the mental has that kind of like burning, this just feels cool.

不，這真的是通常的精神有那種像燃燒，這只是感覺很酷。

So this is the essence.

所以這就是本質。

But I think I would maybe prefer like an ice pack or something because this is cool, but it's not like that cool.

但我想我也許會更喜歡像冰袋或其他東西，因為這很涼，但它不像那麼涼。

This is good.

這很好。

Burning essence, new fragrance from coffee doggy.

燃燒的精華，來自咖啡狗的新香味。

Oh my God, what am I about?

哦，我的上帝，我是什麼呢？

The fake that thing came off?

那東西掉下來的假貨？

It's burning a bit now?

現在有點燒了？

I don't feel very like cooled afterwards.

事後我不覺得自己很像被冷卻。

I just went back to being hot.

我只是回到了熱的狀態。

It's like burning a little bit of that.

這就像燒掉了一點兒。

Did you leave your eyes open and shut?

你有沒有睜眼閉眼？

But it's left some residue around here and it's burning, it's not fun.

但它在這裡留下了一些殘留物，而且正在燃燒，這不好玩。

What would you rate this?

你會如何評價這個？

10, would you buy it again?

10、你會再買嗎？

I wouldn't give it an eight actually really gone down to about five because you shouldn't be in pain when you use a product.

我不會給它打8分，實際上真的降到了5分左右，因為當你使用一個產品時，你不應該感到痛苦。

I would use this again if I had like a fever or something and I just like, you know, I would give this like a maybe a 766 or seven.

如果我有發燒什麼的，我會再次使用這個，我只是喜歡，你知道，我會給這個可能是766或7。

So it's about 600 yen for five.

是以，五個人大約是600日元。

It's actually pretty cheap.

這實際上是很便宜的。

It's not bad, good value for money, but I won't be using that again.

它還不錯，物美價廉，但我不會再使用了。

This is really boring.

這真的很無聊。

It's a fan.

它是一個風扇。

Gosh, technology, we don't have anywhere else, but it's small.

天哪，技術，我們沒有別的地方，但它很小。

Usually they're not, they're not, the fan isn't defended with this plastic, just have it out.

通常他們不是，他們不是，風扇不是用這個塑膠來防禦的，只是有它出來。

Even small.

甚至很小。

Oh, a little stand handy dandy stand handy dandy stand.

哦，一個小站方便的小站方便的小站。

These are pretty good.

這些都是相當不錯的。

You can take them around with you and everybody carries them around outside.

你可以把它們帶在身邊，每個人都在外面帶著它們。

Just go like this when you're waiting in lines and walking around and it's good.

當你在排隊等候和走動時，就這樣走，很好。

But sometimes I feel like when the weather is truly hot, but even that is not enough to save you.

但有時我覺得，當天氣真的很熱時，但即使這樣也不足以拯救你。

I recently bought this thing good, The neon pocket three, which is like a portable air conditioning unit.

我最近買了這個東西不錯，霓虹燈口袋三，這就像一個便攜式空調機。

I was supposed to bring it today, I forgot I suck.

我本來今天要帶的，我忘了，我太差勁了。

But anyway, I'll be on screen now and if you put it on your back and then it's your back, it doesn't work.

但無論如何，我現在要在螢幕上，如果你把它放在你的背上，然後是你的背上，它就不起作用了。

It costs like 200 quid.

它的價格大約是200英鎊。

Oh my God, this is like £5 and it works a lot better.

哦，我的上帝，這就像5英鎊，而且效果好得多。

Just get this like it was a real high tech solution that didn't need to happen.

只要得到這一點，就像它是一個真正的高科技解決方案，不需要發生。

Use this fan.

使用這個風扇。

I'll give this eight out of 10.

滿分10分，我給這個打8分。

Yeah, I'll stick with that as well as anyone could be better is if I had like a light and some colors, play some music.

是的，我會堅持這樣做，以及任何人都可以更好的是，如果我有像一盞燈和一些顏色，播放一些音樂。

I like the ones that has a little squeezy spray bottle.

我喜歡那些有一個小的擠壓式噴壺的。

I like the ones that have a squeezy squeezy squeezy.

我喜歡那些有擠壓式的擠壓器。

Yeah.

是的。

Yes, They spray the water through you get the water as well.

是的，他們把水噴到你身上，你也能得到水。

I like those 10.

我喜歡這10個。

Next, yeah.

接下來，是的。

All right.

好的。

Next item, I will go for this.

下一個項目，我將去做這個。

Gatsby.

蓋茨比。

Gatsby is pretty well known for having cooling type things and wipes it everywhere.

蓋茨比因有冷卻類型的東西而相當有名，併到處擦拭。

This is deodorant and it cools you down.

這是除臭劑，它能讓你感到涼爽。

Oh, it cools you down.

哦，它能讓你降溫。

I thought we'd just been given deodorant cause we're stinky here.

我以為我們只是得到了除臭劑，因為我們這裡很臭。

It's very cold.

它非常冷。

Can I try it on your arm ready?

我可以在你的手臂上試試嗎？

It feels like it's like regular killing Emma with Gatsby my throat is so cold.

感覺就像經常和蓋茨比一起殺死艾瑪，我的喉嚨好冷。

I don't know, I feel like regular deodorant itself is maybe slightly cooling as well, but afterwards I don't really feel much of it.

我不知道，我覺得普通的除臭劑本身可能也有輕微的冷卻作用，但事後我並沒有什麼感覺。

Maybe there is a slightly cooling effect if I wave my arms around in a fun fashion.

如果我以一種有趣的方式揮動手臂，也許會有輕微的冷卻效果。

There is, there is a lasting cooling effect, feels a little bit burden.

有，有持久的冷卻效果，感覺有一點負擔。

This is good stuff.

這是好東西。

I'm sure you're not just a legend, but I still, I think in Japan, Right, but the whites of this, you wipe that and that's pretty good.

我相信你不只是一個傳奇，但我仍然，我認為在日本，對，但這個的白，你擦那個，那是相當好的。

I think that's better than this.

我認為這比這個要好。

It just feels a bit wrong having it in spray for about six out of 10 because it does actually work.

只是感覺有點不對，因為它確實有實際作用，10箇中有6個是噴出來的。

I'll give it a seven out of 10 because it's also a deodorant to one up me don't you know, it's a nice refreshing feeling and smell and yeah, it's deodorant.

我給它打7分，因為它也是一種除臭劑，可以讓我不你知道，它是一種很好的清爽感覺和氣味，是的，它是除臭劑。

No more stinky.

不再有臭味。

This is also about 700 yen, which is quite a lot of money.

這也是大約700日元，這是相當多的錢。

So maybe I take it down to a six.

是以，也許我把它降到了6分。

Yeah, that's quite pricey.

是的，那是相當昂貴的。

What the dickens is this a scar scar looks like this before a cold scarf to wear, which is like why?

這是個什麼鬼東西啊？"疤痕 "長成這個樣子，才會戴上冰冷的圍巾，這像什麼話？

But alright if you want to be cool and look fashionable, get the, during the hot season, you can do sports or go shopping while wearing this neck scarf.

但是，如果你想變得很酷，看起來很時尚，那就去買吧，在炎熱的季節，你可以一邊做運動，一邊戴著這條圍巾去購物。

It looks like we can open it.

看起來我們可以打開它。

So this is 600 yen.

所以這是600日元。

The color is aggressive.

顏色很有侵略性。

I've got to say actual fuck is this?

我不得不說這是真正該死的嗎？

Do you tie it like a tie?

你把它像領帶一樣綁起來嗎？

Oh, there's like a little pocket and you push it through, you're supposed to wet it.

哦，這裡有一個小口袋，你把它推過去，你應該把它弄溼。

It's just like wearing a wet towel, tie, wetter tie, wetter tie, wetter away with you, wow!

這就像戴著一條溼毛巾，領帶，更溼的領帶，更溼的領帶，更溼的領帶，和你一起離開，哇！這是很好的。

Nice technology is here.

不錯的技術在這裡。

It's just water literally just water everywhere.

這只是水，實際上只是到處都是水。

Fashion.

時尚。

Extraordinaire chris fraud.

非凡的克里斯欺詐。

It's just tie.

這只是領帶。

Why is it so small?

為什麼它這麼小？

You just get a flannel and just make a towel, make it wet and just wrap it around you.

你只需找一條法蘭絨，做一條毛巾，把它弄溼，然後把它包在你身上。

There's nothing about this.

這方面沒有什麼問題。

It's good that stripping.

這是很好的，剝皮。

Yes, it's horrible on the back.

是的，它的背面很可怕。

It's got like this diagram showing you the high technology uses semiconductor superconductor back and the court must come from the water and put a towel on your neck.

它有像這樣的圖，向你展示了高科技使用半導體超導體回來，法院必須從水裡出來，在你的脖子上放一條毛巾。

You could use a normal time.

你可以用一個正常的時間。

Yeah.

是的。

Just put it in water, wrap it around your neck.

只要把它放在水裡，纏在脖子上。

I've never seen anybody wear this in public and now we know why I mean.

我從未見過有人在公共場合穿這個，現在我們知道我的意思是為什麼。

Yeah, this is garbage.

是的，這是個垃圾。

Yeah.

是的。

One out of 10.

10分之1。

Next.

下一步。

Do I look cool.

我看起來很酷嗎。

Oh and that's before the tie went on.

哦，那是在打領帶之前。

Yeah.

是的。

Zero out of 10.

滿分10分，零分。

Next.

下一步。

Good God.

好神。

Calling towel poncho solid color UV protection.

召喚毛巾披風純色防紫外線。

I am confused.

我很迷惑。

Is that a solid color?

那是純色的嗎？

This is like like a rag.

這就像像一塊抹布。

I don't really feel any different except just a bit of paris.

除了有點帕里斯的感覺，我真的沒有任何不同。

Really.

真的。

The cool factor is not there.

酷的因素不在那裡。

It doesn't feel cooling, does it not kill them all?

感覺不到涼意，難道不把他們都殺了？

This looks very menacing.

這看起來很有威脅性。

This isn't like cooling me down.

這不像是給我降溫。

It's making me very hot.

這讓我非常熱。

Yeah, it's material, it's like it's a ship, it really hot.

是的，它是材料，它就像一艘船，它真的很熱。

Now.

現在。

This is supposed to be a cooling tower pancho, but it's not a hot towel poncho.

這應該是一個冷卻塔披風，但它不是熱毛巾披風。

It was only 300 yen.

它只有300日元。

That's genuinely rubbish.

這是真正的垃圾。

One out of 10.

10分之1。

Shit out of 10.

滿分10分。

That was rubbish.

那是垃圾。

All right.

好的。

It's time for some food and my food.

是時候吃點東西了，還有我的食物。

I mean sweet that I've not had before.

我是說我以前沒有吃過的甜食。

Actually.

實際上。

These are made by my he made the energy jelly.

這些是由我的他做的能量果凍。

As seen by dr jelly.

正如果凍博士所見。

Oh you can get in tablet form and it's a very salty tablet I think to raise your salt levels and raise your spirits.

哦，你可以得到片劑形式，它是一種非常鹹的片劑，我認為可以提高你的鹽分水準，提高你的精神。

Oh anyway, other tablet, thank you.

哦，無論如何，其他的平板電腦，謝謝你。

It's full of vitamin B vitamin C Quinn in calcium, right?

它富含維生素B維生素C奎因的鈣，對嗎？

Both Latvian unicorn hair.

都是拉脫維亞獨角獸的頭髮。

Is it good?

它好嗎？

It's alright.

沒關係的。

It feels like something that needs to be put in water.

感覺像是需要放在水裡的東西。

It's very dry.

它非常乾燥。

So you have this when you sweat and that's like an electrolyte.

是以，當你出汗時，你有這個，這就像一個電解質。

Yeah, refreshing lemon flavored tablets suitable for supply of sodium eight different vitamins, calcium, citric acid, glucose during outdoor activities in hot weather.

是的，清爽的檸檬味藥片適合在炎熱天氣的戶外活動中供應鈉八種不同的維生素、鈣、檸檬酸、葡萄糖。

Well, it's all right for what it is and what it does.

好吧，對於它是什麼和它做什麼來說，它都是正確的。

I think it's good.

我認為這很好。

Doesn't taste bad.

味道並不壞。

It's a bit dry but that's okay.

它有點幹，但這沒關係。

You wouldn't eat this for fun.

你不會為了好玩而吃這個。

No, but if you're I do sport, I need to get my electrolytes up then.

沒有，但如果你是我做運動，那麼我需要提高我的電解質。

Sure, but I won't be eating it again.

當然，但我不會再吃它了。

No, give this a six, I'll give it a five.

不，給這個打六分，我打五分。

It's edible but not like it.

它可以食用，但不像它。

And you don't need to have that at all about this mask spray spray mask spray.

而對於這種面膜噴劑，你完全不需要有這種想法。

I mean it does get really hot in the mask.

我的意思是，面具裡確實很熱。

So underwhelm.

如此的不堪一擊。

Yeah, because yeah, I get really frustrated like having to go around with the mask on, especially when it's so so hot and I just feel the sweat.

是的，因為是的，我真的很沮喪，就像不得不戴著面具到處走，特別是當它是如此如此的熱，我只是覺得汗水。

Do you ever put the mask in water or anything.

你有沒有把面具放在水裡或其他地方。

Sometimes I put my mask in water then wear it like once before.

有時我把口罩放在水裡，然後像以前一樣戴上它。

But sometimes I just feel like I would get even more claustrophobic with how damp it is.

但有時我只是覺得，在如此潮溼的環境下，我會變得更加幽閉恐懼。

It smells like the eye mask, whatever they're using the eye mask, they're using in this mask spray.

它聞起來像眼罩，不管他們用的是什麼眼罩，他們用的是這種眼罩噴霧。

Okay that's good.

好的，這很好。

That's good.

這很好。

This is the only mask I have, I don't want to not be able to wear it were essentially waterboarding Emma now.

這是我唯一的面具，我不希望不能戴上它，因為現在基本上是在對艾瑪進行水刑。

Whoa it's so I think you'd only need one pup breathe in the mask spray goodness.

哇，它是這樣的，我想你只需要一隻小狗就能呼吸到口罩噴霧的好處。

Is it good?

它好嗎？

It's not bad actually.

實際上，這並不壞。

It's a lot.

這是一個很大的問題。

I feel like I have an asthma attack or something.

我覺得我有哮喘病發作或什麼的。

I mean I think just one spray is good but like it's nice and also I don't know smell my own breath or anything.

我的意思是，我認為只噴一次就好，但就像它很好，而且我也不知道聞到自己的呼吸或什麼。

It's like it's like a minty.

這就像它是一種薄荷味。

It's quite it's quite nice and the spray itself is quite cooling.

它相當它相當好，噴霧本身相當涼爽。

It's got alcohol in it as well apparently.

顯然，它也有酒精成分。

Damn, I'm gonna get drunk.

該死的，我要醉了。

What do you give that?

你給的是什麼？

I don't want to try it.

我不想嘗試。

I quite like it.

我相當喜歡它。

I might give that an 88 out of 10.

滿分10分，我可能會給它打88分。

You're terrible shame of someone to spray this in your eye.

你是可怕的恥辱，有人把這個噴到你的眼睛裡。

Alright, next.

好了，下一個。

Alright, we've got we've got the wipes, the audit, the audit.

好吧，我們已經得到了我們已經得到了溼巾，審計，審計。

So these are quite very popular actually.

所以這些東西實際上是相當非常受歡迎的。

Even more so than deodorant.

甚至比除臭劑更重要。

These are wipes that are basically yeah, deodorant isn't really a big thing here by the way.

這些是溼巾，基本上是的，順便說一下，除臭劑在這裡並不是一個大問題。

Oh that's nice.

哦，那很好。

Oh this is actually quite lovely, smells like the Meadows of Narnia.

哦，這其實很可愛，聞起來像納尼亞的草地。

I like laurel.

我喜歡月桂樹。

This is really nice.

這真的很好。

It's good.

這很好。

I don't know my legs to just left this residue on my skin cooling me down.

我不知道我的腿到只是在我的皮膚上留下這種殘留物，讓我感到很冷。

Okay this is good.

好吧，這很好。