How did I get myself into this?

我怎麼會把自己搞成這樣？

God, Please?

上帝，請問？

I know I screwed up.

我知道我搞砸了。

Welcome to watch mojo and today we're counting down our picks for the top 10 eric cartman plans that blew up in his face.

歡迎來到Watch mojo，今天我們將評選出十大艾瑞克-卡曼計劃，這些計劃在他的臉上炸開了鍋。

Oh hey cal what are you doing here for this list?

哦，嘿，卡爾，你在這裡做什麼，為這個名單？

We'll be looking at cartman's best hair brain schemes that ultimately backfired in one form or another.

我們將著眼於卡曼的最佳發腦計劃，這些計劃最終以某種形式反噬了。

Do you have a favorite cartman fail?

你有最喜歡的卡曼失敗嗎？

Shoot us a comment down below number 10, Faith plus one.

請在10號下面給我們留言，信仰加一。

After a falling out with the boys over their new band, move up, cartman makes a bet that he can earn a platinum selling album before Kyle, I will bet you 10 bucks and if I start a christian rock band, I can get a platinum album before you guys.

在與男孩們因他們的新樂隊move up而發生爭執後，卡曼打了個賭，說他能在凱爾之前獲得一張白金銷量的專輯，我跟你賭10塊錢，如果我成立一個基督教搖滾樂隊，我可以在你們之前獲得一張白金專輯。

You're on fat boy.

你是胖子。

Okay, roping butters and tolkien into a scheme, eric thinks going the christian rock route is the fastest and easiest way to win the bet.

好吧，把巴特斯和托爾金拉進一個計劃，埃裡克認為走基督教搖滾路線是贏得賭局的最快和最容易的方法。

All we have to do is cross out words like Baby and darling and replace them with the newly formed band dubbed Faith plus One.

我們所要做的就是劃掉像寶貝和親愛的這樣的詞，用新成立的被稱為信仰加一的樂隊來代替。

Indeed does release an album and thanks to carbons.

事實上確實發佈了一張專輯，並感謝碳水化合物。

Creative writing wins over fans worldwide, it doesn't win the bet.

創意寫作贏得了全世界的粉絲，但並沒有贏得賭局。

However, instead of awarding a platinum record for his success, they earn a more one instead.

然而，他們並沒有因為他的成功而授予白金唱片，而是獲得了更多的白金唱片。

Thank you.

謝謝你。

I thought albums went either gold or platinum in christian rock, our albums go gold and frankincense and congratulations, angry that Kyle wins on a technicality cartman blurts out obscenities in front of his fans destroying his music career in the process, number nine implants for a new home.

我以為在基督教搖滾樂中，專輯要麼是金唱片，要麼是白金唱片，我們的專輯是金唱片和乳香唱片，恭喜你，對凱爾在技術上的勝利感到憤怒，卡曼在他的粉絲面前說出了汙言穢語，在這個過程中破壞了他的音樂生涯，九號植入了一個新家。

If you've been keeping up with South Park, you're undoubtedly aware of how cartman is now living in a former coney Island hot dog stand.

如果你一直在關注《南方公園》，你無疑知道卡曼現在是如何住在一個前科尼島熱狗攤上的。

Hey, hey guys, you want to come hang out at my house for a bit.

嘿，嘿，夥計們，你們要不要來我家玩一下。

Uh no, that's cool, desperate to move.

呃......不，那很好，不顧一切地行動。

He tries to convince his mom to get breast implants, to seduce his new rich neighbor when she refuses, he threatens to have the implants put in himself, hoping she'll buckle to his demands.

他試圖說服他媽媽去做隆胸手術，勾引他的新富鄰居，當她拒絕時，他威脅說要自己去做隆胸手術，希望她能屈服於他的要求。

You're not going to give in, huh?

你不會屈服的，嗯？

We'll just see about that dr keep those tips on ice.

我們將拭目以待，博士將這些提示放在冰上。

Unfortunately for eric, his mom chooses to stand her ground for a change and we witnessed cartman's plan backfire spectacularly.

對艾瑞克來說，不幸的是，他的媽媽選擇了堅持自己的立場，我們目睹了卡曼的計劃遭到了嚴重的反擊。

He receives the augmentation surgery forcing him to deal with the aftermath of his selfish behavior.

他接受了增生手術，迫使他處理自己自私行為的後果。

Okay, okay, thank I was hoping everyone would just be cool, but I guess we need to talk about the elephants in the room number eight casa bonita.

好吧，好吧，謝謝，我希望大家都能冷靜下來，但我想我們需要談談房間裡的大象，八號屋。

It's Kyle's birthday and he's planning to celebrate it at casa bonita cartman's favorite dining establishment.

今天是凱爾的生日，他打算在casa bonita cartman最喜歡的餐飲場所慶祝。

This saturday, awesome casa bonita, casa bonita, thinking he is invited, cartman is not happy when he learns butters will be going instead of him.

這個星期六，令人敬畏的casa bonita，casa bonita，以為自己被邀請了，當卡曼得知butters將代替他去時，他很不高興。

This leads him to a series of misdeeds mostly around trying to hide butters from everyone so he can go to the party instead.

這導致他做了一系列的壞事，主要是圍繞著試圖從每個人那裡隱藏黃油，這樣他就可以去參加聚會。

Oh my God!

哦，我的天啊

Oh my God, that meteor is the size of Wyoming on a collision course for earth.

哦，我的上帝，那顆流星有懷俄明州那麼大，正朝著地球撞來。

I think it'll get here.

我想它會到達這裡。

I don't know, I have to do some calculations from a bomb shelter to an abandoned gas station cartman keeps butters out of sight almost long enough to succeed.

我不知道，我必須做一些計算，從一個防空洞到一個廢棄的加油站卡曼保持肉眼可見的時間幾乎足夠成功。

He does manage to snag a few minutes of time in the restaurant all before being caught by the police and thrown in juvenile hall for a week.

他確實設法在餐廳裡搶到了幾分鐘的時間，然後就被警察抓住了，並被扔進了少年宮一個星期。

Was it worth it?

這值得嗎？

Totally.

完全是這樣。

Number seven, living in a hot dog.

七號，住在熱狗裡。

More and more people are interested in moving to South park.

越來越多的人對搬到南方公園感興趣。

So liane cartman takes up a job as a real estate agent.

於是Liane Cartman從事了一份房地產經紀人的工作。

Mrs cartman being a real estate agent takes a lot of intellect and a lot of raw talent, unhappy with the fact he is no longer the center of his mom's universe, cartman unleashes a plan to get her back, pretending to be an agent himself, becomes a staunch competitor of his mother, overstepping his authority in an attempt to sabotage her career.

卡特曼夫人成為一名房地產經紀人需要大量的智力和大量的原始天賦，他對自己不再是媽媽宇宙的中心感到不滿，卡特曼發動了一個計劃，讓媽媽回來，自己假裝是一名經紀人，成為媽媽堅定的競爭對手，越權企圖破壞媽媽的事業。

Okay, this is a three bedroom house with bathrooms, front yard and backyard eric, what are you doing?

好吧，這是一個有三間臥室的房子，有浴室，前院和後院埃裡克，你在做什麼？

Oh, I just got some clients here looking to relocate these people are from the city.

哦，我這裡剛有一些客戶想搬遷，這些人來自城市。

His plan does work as she eventually quits to spend all her time with cartman, but with one catch, they can't afford to live in their old home cartman now finds himself living in a hot dog diner miserable from his antics.

他的計劃確實奏效了，她最終辭職，把所有的時間都花在了卡曼身上，但有一個問題，他們沒錢住在他們的老家，卡曼現在發現自己住在一個熱狗餐廳裡，被他的滑稽行為搞得很痛苦。

I think it's cool.

我認為這很酷。

We live in a hot dog number six, the ginger movement after a hate filled school presentation about gingers, people with red hair and pale skin.

我們生活在一個六號熱狗中，在一次充滿仇恨的學校演講後，出現了關於姜人、紅髮和蒼白皮膚的人的姜人運動。

The boys prank cartman by turning him into one.

男孩們惡作劇地把卡曼變成了一個人。

Despite now being the butt of his own joke, he rallies others with a similar condition in an attempt to stand out among them kids at school, laugh at us.

儘管他現在成了自己的笑柄，但他召集其他有類似情況的人，試圖在學校的孩子中脫穎而出，嘲笑我們。

Doctors call us genetically inferior.

醫生稱我們在基因上是低劣的。

The world needs to know that we are people with feelings and our parents love us for who we are while thinking this will put him in a position of power.

這個世界需要知道，我們是有感情的人，我們的父母愛我們，因為我們是誰，同時認為這將使他處於權力地位。

It backfires enormously when he learns the truth of where his ginger Vitus came from.

當他得知他的姜維圖斯來自哪裡的真相時，它的效果大打折扣。

Come on, let's fulfill the plan.

來吧，讓我們履行計劃。

All non gingers must die right.

所有非金戈鐵馬的人都必須死吧。

The plan having radicalized his group, they want to exterminate all non gingers, which now puts cartman at risk since he is not really one of them.

這個計劃使他的組織變得激進，他們想消滅所有的非吉普賽人，這就使卡曼處於危險之中，因為他並不是真正的吉普賽人。

After spending all that time getting them riled up, he quickly backpedals trying to save his own skin.

在花了那麼多時間把他們激怒之後，他很快就退縮了，試圖拯救自己的皮膚。

Hand in hand.

攜手共進。

We can live together ginger or not.

我們可以生活在一起的姜或不。

We're all the same black or white, brown or red.

我們都是一樣的黑人或白人，棕色或紅色。

We shouldn't kill each other because it's lame.

我們不應該互相殘殺，因為這很蹩腳。

Number five, faking a disability.

第五，假扮殘疾。

Learning that the special olympics awards a $1000 prize to the winner, cartman decides to fake a disability, thinking he can easily win.

得知特奧會向冠軍頒發1000美元的獎金，卡曼決定假裝殘疾，認為自己可以輕鬆獲勝。

It won't be easy, but nothing worth having ever is absolutely clueless about the effort involved.

這不會很容易，但任何值得擁有的東西都不可能對所涉及的努力一無所知。

Eric experiences the most epic of fails trying to win any of the competitions despite being admitted, cartman falls, she short in every event, consistently losing to genuine athletes.

埃裡克經歷了最史詩般的失敗，試圖贏得任何比賽，儘管他被錄取了，卡曼在每個項目中都落敗了，她一直輸給真正的運動員。

However, the failure doesn't end there.

然而，失敗並沒有就此結束。

He does so badly that literally everyone else in the game's beats him, placing him dead last and doing so, he earns a spirit award for his effort to the handicapped person who came in very last eric cartman screw you hippies.

他做得如此糟糕，以至於在遊戲中的其他人都打敗了他，把他放在最後，這樣做，他為自己的努力贏得了精神獎，給了那個排在最後的殘障人士艾瑞克-卡曼，去你的嬉皮士。

It's a perfect case of karma for a kid who deserved everything.

這是一個完美的因果報應案例，是一個孩子應得的一切。

He got number four, becoming a robot.

他得到了第四項，成為一個機器人。

Here we find cartman pretending to be a robot from japan named Asimo 4000 greetings I am.

在這裡，我們發現卡曼假裝是一個來自日本的機器人，名叫阿西莫4000問候我。

The S.

S.

M.

M.

0.

0.

4000 delivered to butters.

4000元交付給巴特斯。

Eric is trying to squeeze embarrassing details out of butters for later use ironically his mission is successful, but the juicy tidbit he learns is a secret video butters recorded of cartman dancing and singing as Britney Spears.

埃裡克試圖從巴特斯那裡榨出一些令人尷尬的細節供以後使用，具有諷刺意味的是他的任務成功了，但他學到的多汁的花絮是巴特斯錄製的卡曼扮演小甜甜跳舞和唱歌的祕密視頻。

You saw that?

你看到了嗎？

Yeah, and I videotaped him doing it.

是的，而且我把他做的事錄了下來。

I've got the whole thing on tape, even him making out with the Justin timberlake cutout.

我把整個過程都錄了下來，甚至他和賈斯汀-廷伯萊克的剪影也親熱了。

Now terrified of it leaking cartman tries anything and everything to get the video from butters.

現在，卡曼對它的洩漏感到恐懼，他想盡一切辦法從巴特斯那裡得到視頻。

But much like our previous entry, karma comes into play when butters discovers who his robot friend really is.

但與我們的前一篇文章一樣，當巴特斯發現他的機器人朋友到底是誰時，因果報應就開始發揮作用。

Hang on a second here.

在這裡等一下。

Que the video and classmate laughter, sorry eric you had it coming.

闕視頻和同學們的笑聲，對不起，艾瑞克，你是自找的。

Number three faking Tourette's from the eyes of eric cartman Tourette syndrome is a golden ticket to getting away with saying anything.

第三條 從埃裡克-卡特曼的眼中看假裝圖雷特症 圖雷特症是一張金票，可以讓你說什麼都不為過。

I've got a golden, I've got a golden twinkle Upon learning of the disease, cartman quickly fakes it.

我有一個金色的，我有一個金色的閃爍 在得知這一疾病後，卡曼很快就裝了起來。

Enough to convince his mother and the doctor his condition is real.

這足以讓他的母親和醫生相信他的病情是真實的。

He spouts, slur is an excessive obscene rants to anyone he chooses all while thinking it's funny.

他對任何他選擇的人大放厥詞，汙言穢語，同時認為這很有趣。

Whatever enters my brain.

無論什麼進入我的大腦。

I can just say without thinking about it.

我可以不假思索地直接說。

I went my bed last night.

我昨天晚上去睡覺了。

What did you say?

你說什麼？

But here's the thing.

但事情是這樣的。

After getting so used to saying anything he thinks of, he begins to mistakenly blurt out intimate details about himself.

在習慣於說出他想到的任何事情之後，他開始錯誤地說出自己的私密細節。

He'd rather not share.

他寧願不分享。

It's a twisted case of life imitating art and that his torrid performance has now become real for him.

這是一個生活模仿藝術的扭曲案例，他的曲折表演現在對他來說已經成為現實。

I cry at night because I don't have a dad.

我在晚上哭泣，因為我沒有爸爸。

What the hell is going on number two?

二號到底發生了什麼事？

His basketball league cartman loves any plan that puts him on the path towards a big payday.

他的籃球聯盟卡曼喜歡任何能讓他走向大筆收入的計劃。

We started with two crack babies and a camera butters did all the internet stuff we've built up to 1000 hits a day This time around.

我們從兩個裂縫嬰兒和一臺攝影機開始，在互聯網上做了所有的事情，我們已經建立了每天1000次的點擊率，這一次。

It's by taking advantage of innocent addicted infants, all in the name of profit.

這是通過利用無辜的成癮嬰兒，所有的利潤的名義。

But given how greedy eric can be, he never sees the flaw in his own plans.

但考慮到埃裡克是多麼貪婪，他從來沒有看到自己計劃中的缺陷。

Such was the case.

情況就是如此。

The moment cartman signs the video game deal with ea sports thinking he's about to make it rich.

卡特曼與EA體育公司簽訂視頻遊戲協議的那一刻，以為自己即將發財。

He learns that they now own his company and he's left out in the cold.

他得知他們現在擁有他的公司，而他卻被冷落了。

Yes.

是的。

Our lawyers are damn good.

我們的律師都是該死的好手。

But you didn't get nothing why you boys got experience, didn't you?

但你沒有得到任何東西，為什麼你們這些男孩得到了經驗，不是嗎？

As mad as he is.

像他一樣瘋狂。

It's entertaining to see how cartman is being taken advantage of in the same way he did the same to us.

看到卡曼是如何被利用的，就像他對我們做的一樣，這很有趣。

I just can't believe slash isn't real.

我只是不相信斜槓不是真的。

Before we continue.

在我們繼續之前。

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請務必訂閱我們的頻道並按鈴，以獲得我們最新的視頻通知。

You have the option to be notified for occasional videos or all of them.

你可以選擇偶爾的視頻或所有的視頻都被通知。

If you're on your phone, make sure you go into your settings and switch on notifications.

如果你在手機上，確保你進入你的設置並打開通知。

Number 1, 10 german chili of all the entries on this list.

排名第一，是這個名單上所有條目中的10個德國辣椒。

This entry had the slowest burn time.

這個作品的燃燒時間最慢。

Eric cartman.

埃裡克-卡曼。

I've waited a long time for this.

我已經等了很久了。

It took nine seasons for cartman to finally get his comeuppance for his actions against scott.

卡特曼花了九季的時間才終於為他對斯科特的行為得到報應。

10 erman, after having been responsible for scott's parents demise, eric thought he had gotten away with his terrible act of revenge that all came crashing down in the episode 201 It's here we learned the real truth regarding cartman's father and give eric his worst nightmare come to life.

在為斯科特的父母的死亡負責後，埃裡克認為他已經擺脫了可怕的復仇行為，而這一切都在第201集崩塌了。在這裡，我們瞭解到關於卡曼父親的真正真相，並讓埃裡克最糟糕的噩夢成真。

Scott tells cartman that Jack 10 german scott's deceased father is also ERic's dad.

Scott告訴cartman，Jack 10 german scott已故的父親也是ERic的父親。

You killed your own father and then you fed him to your half brother.

你殺了你自己的父親，然後把他餵給你同父異母的兄弟。

Having orchestrated scott's parents death, cartman inadvertently relieved himself of his own father.

在策劃了斯科特父母的死亡後，卡曼無意中解除了自己的父親。

It's a shocking twist that instantly blew up ERic's entire history with scott, His mom and the entire town.

這是一個令人震驚的轉折，一下子就把埃裡克與斯科特、他媽媽和整個小鎮的歷史都炸開了鍋。

Don't you guys realize what that means?

你們難道不知道這意味著什麼嗎？

Yeah, dude, we know what it means.

是的，老兄，我們知道這意味著什麼。

My dad was a ginger.

我爸爸是個姜人。

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