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Once upon a time in a far away land there lived a beautiful girl who dreamed of finding her prince.
Alas, real life is no fairy tale. Here's why Disney princess.... Prince: So, this is love. - Would make terrible boyfriends
Prince: My dad threw this party so I could meet a girl who is... Girl: Emotionally independent... Prince: Hot, and rich like us
Prince: So, will you marry me? Crowd: Awww. Girl: I think I left my straightener on.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, Hey!
Girl: What are you doing? Prince: Oh, thank god I thought you were dead.
Girl: Then why would you try to kiss me? Prince: Uh, hold on. Don't change the subject. Who are these seven guys texting you?
Uh, they're just my roommates.
Beast: So now that we live together, we need to establish a few ground rules. Girl: Actually I'm a little hungry.
You are not allowed to step foot into that side of the house, especially my room. Ever. It is forbidden.
Girl: Okay, does that include the bathroom... Beast: Also, I'm going to need to know where you are and what you're doing at all times.
Because sometimes I get lonely. Do this and I'll release your father from my basement.
Girl: You kidnapped my dad? Beast: Nailed it!
Who are you talking to?
Eric: Uh, excuse me, miss? Have you seen my girlfriend?
Girl: Eric, it's me. Eric: Yeah you look familiar. Wait, I follow you on Twitter, right?
You don't remember the crazy lady you stabbed with a boat for me?
Eric: I think I know what the love of my life looks like. Girl: Even your dog knows it's me.
Let me get my dog back. Reina? Where'd you go?
Naveen: Oooh, sorry babe. You think you can spot me? Girl: Again?
Naveen: My parents just cut me off. Girl: No you need to get a job. Naveen: Hahaha! I got a job
My music. You woke up like that. You woke up like that. Flawless.
Girl: You know what? Have fun making love to your mini guitar. Naveen: It's a Ukelele.
Naveen: Can I at least borrow your car to get home. Girl: Take the bus!
You're so fancy. You already know.
Wait, your name is not Ali?
Aladin: Prince Ali, no Aladin, yeah that's me a compulsive liar, someone who plunders.
Girl: Uh, why are you singing? Aladin:I told you what you wanted to hear to get inside your cave of wonders
Girl: My cave of what now? Aladin: The mansion we slept in was one that I crept in, the way I get laid is through deceit.
Girl: Who are you people? Aladin: The car that we rode in was one that I'd stolen but who needs a ride when you live on the street?
Girl: You're homeless? Aladin: That monkey you swear follows us everywhere is my one and only friend
Girl: So yeah, I've had the absolute worst luck with dating lately. What about you? Shang: This is a little awkward. I kind of thought you were a dude.
Girl: Excuse me? Shang: It's just from certain angles, and your hair is pulled back in these photos. Girl: I have boobs.
Shang: Yeah, sorry. I guess I made a man out of you. Prince: I have been looking everywhere for you.
Girl: You know what? I'm done with Disney princes. Being single never bothered me anyway.
Narrator: And she lived happily ever after.
Prince: Why does this always keep happening to me? Shang: Hey, how are you doin'?
Beast: Ladies love it when you kidnap their fathers.
Beast: I'm gonna build her a library if you know what I mean. And by that I mean I'm actually going to build a library.
Girl: Seriously, who are you talking to? Beast: I'm talking to Lumiere!



【Buzzfeed】能想像嗎?如果迪士尼裡的王子是真的....If Disney Princes Were Real (If Disney Princes Were Real)

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Ashley Chen 發佈於 2015 年 4 月 25 日    Clément 翻譯    Resa Sui 審核
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