Hey, everyone, this is Katie.

大家，這是 Katie。

- Hi. - Hello, Katie.

- 嗨。 - 哈囉，Katie。

So, you ready to go?

準備好出發了嗎？

Yeah, I just gotta run to the bathroom.

嗯，我只需要快速去一下廁所。

Oh, sure, right back there.

喔，好，廁所在後面。

Hey, where are we going to lunch?

嘿，我們午餐去哪吃？

I was thinking maybe Chinese food.

我在想要吃中式料理。

Oh, I love Chinese!

哦，我超愛吃中式料理！

How'd you know I love Chinese?

你怎麼知道我喜歡中式料理？

She is so cute.

她好可愛。

You could fit her right in your little pocket.

你可以把她放在你的小口袋裡。

I don't know.

我不知道。

I mean, I like her a lot and she's really nice, but...

我是說，我很喜歡她，她也真的很好，但是⋯⋯

But what?

但是什麼？

She keeps punching me.

她一直在打我。

In the cute, little, sweet way she just did?

用她剛剛那種可愛、小巧、甜蜜的方式嗎？

Hey, it's a lot harder than it looks, ok?

嘿，那力氣比看起來大多了，好嗎？

She's... sh⏤she's hurting me.

她⋯⋯她弄痛我了。

I know what you need; you need a bodyguard.

我知道你需要什麼，你需要一個保鏢。

Hey, Ross, what is Ben doing after pre-school?

嘿，Ross，Ben 上完幼稚園後有事嗎？

Okay, listen, come on; Joey is having a problem.

好了，大家聽著，Joey 有些難題。

A little girl is beating him up.

一個小女孩正在毆打他。

Aww, Joey, come here. Look...

哦，Joey 過來這了，是這樣的⋯⋯

Honey, I know, this must be really, really difficult for you, and⏤

親愛的，我知道這對你一定非常、非常困難——

Oh, I... I'm sorry; am I hurting you?

喔，我很抱歉，我弄痛你了嗎？

... so funny with that waiter.

⋯⋯你跟那個服務生互動太有趣了。

You're such a nut!

你真是個瘋子！

You know, bread-stick fangs are always funny, so...

你知道的，麵包棒獠牙一直都很有趣，所以⋯⋯

No, you make 'em funny; you're the funny one!

不，是你讓它們變得有趣，你才是搞笑的那個！

Thanks.

謝了。

Uh, look, Katie, uh, listen, we ne⏤we need to talk, okay?

是這樣的，Katie，聽著，我們需要談談，好嗎？

Um, look, I like you.

是這樣的，我喜歡你。

I... I really do; I li⏤I like you a lot, okay?

我真的、真的很喜歡你，好嗎？

But sometimes when you... when you playfully punch me like, that it... it feels like someone's hitting me with a very tiny but a very real bat.

但有時在你開玩笑地打我時，感覺像是有人在用很小但真實的棒子打我。

Aw... like I could hurt you.

喔，我哪可能弄痛你。

- Are you making fun of my size? - No.

- 你在取笑我的體型嗎？ - 不。

Don't make fun of me because of my size!

不要因為我的體型而取笑我！

- Hey. - Hi.

- 嘿。 - 嗨。

Wow, you look... you look big.

哇，你看起來⋯⋯很壯。

Thanks, I've been working out.

謝了，我有在健身。

Hey, listen, is it obvious I'm wearing six sweaters?

聽著，你很明顯可以看出我穿了六件毛衣嗎？

Uh, yeah.

呃，對啊。

But it's not obvious why.

但原因不明顯。

Well, look, I'm breaking up with Katie, so I had to put on some extra padding, you know?

是這樣的，我決定要和 Katie 分手，所以我得多加點襯墊，你懂嗎？

I mean, if she hits me when she's happy, can you imagine how hard she's gonna hit me when I tell her I'm taking away the Joey love?

我的意思是，如果她開心的時候會打我，妳可以想像我跟他說我要剝奪 Joey 的愛時，她打我會有多用力嗎？

Hey.

嘿。

- Hey! Hey, cute jacket. - Oh, oh, thanks.

- 嘿！夾克真可愛。 - 哦，謝了。

- That's so sweet. - Whoa!

- 你嘴巴真甜。 - 哇！

Ow!

噢！

Oh, "Ow".

「噢」，我懂了。

Did Joey tell you to say that?

是 Joey 教你這麼說的嗎？

- You guys are too much! - Whoa.

- 你們兩太搞笑了！ - 哇！

You know what, Katie, I gotta tell ya, I... I think you're the one that is too much.

Katie，你知道嗎？我得告訴你，我覺得你才是搞笑的那個人。

Joey has the nicest friends.

Joey 的朋友真的都好好。

Oh, and the nicest girlfriend.

哦，還有最棒的女朋友。

Oh, you're so sweet!

哦，你嘴真甜！

- Oh, you're so sweet! - Ow!

- 喔，是你嘴甜！ - 噢！

- Joey, she just kicked me. - Huh.

- Hoey，她剛剛踢了我。 - 哼。

Well, aren't you gonna do something?

那麼，你不打算做點什麼嗎？

Uh..

呃⋯⋯

You better do something, or I'm gonna walk out that door right now.

你最好做點什麼，否則我現在就會走出那扇門。

Well, are you gonna?

那你要做些什麼嗎？

Nah.

不了。