You will be mine!

你將是我的!

Ouch!

哎喲!

Stupid brain.

愚蠢的大腦。

Come back here, you swine.

回來吧，你這頭豬。

Oh, that's it brain.

哦，就是這樣的大腦。

You're going down.

你要下去了。

Yes, yes, that's grand.

是的，是的，這很偉大。

And now for my very elaborate and college educated plan.

現在是我非常精心設計的、受過大學教育的計劃。

Yeah.

是的。

Now it's time for a little wakey uppy morning already.

現在已經到了一個小起床的早晨了。

Say you two look like a couple of ladies man.

說你們兩個看起來像一對女士的男人。

Am I right?

我說的對嗎？

I knew it's dandruff.

我知道這是頭皮屑。

I've got dandruff.

我有頭皮屑。

You sure?

你確定？

Do see my lucky for you.

請看我給你的幸運。

Dr.

博士。

Plankton has come prepared with Plankton, dandruff control shampoo.

Plankton公司有備而來，推出了Plankton，頭皮屑控制洗髮水。

Okay, what do we have here?

好吧，我們這裡有什麼？

You fellas look a little peaked.

你們這些傢伙看起來有點憔悴。

This shouldn't be.

這不應該是。

I wonder say this isn't.

我想知道說這不是。

Professor Plankton is dandruff control shampoo.

痞子教授是控制頭皮屑的洗髮水。

It's Professor Plankton.

是浮游生物教授。

Mind control shampoo with conditioner.

精神控制洗髮水與護髮素。

What?

什麼？

Eugene?

尤金？

I don't want there to be any secrets between us.

我不希望我們之間有任何祕密。

What I want you to tell me the secret crabby patty formula.

我想讓你告訴我螃蟹肉餅的祕密配方。

What?

什麼？

The secret formula is locked away in your heart, unlock your heart for me.

祕密配方被鎖在你的心裡，為我解開你的心鎖。

Eugene, let me in.

尤金，讓我進去。

Oh, okay.

哦，好的。

Anything for you baby.

為你的寶貝做任何事。

So here goes, come on chris.

所以在這裡，來吧，克里斯。

Let it all out blanket.

讓所有的毯子都出來。

I'll set play gin.

我將設置播放杜松子酒。

You better believe it.

你最好相信這一點。

This high powered mechanical bio arm I invented.

我發明的這種高功率機械生物臂。

Should pry those restaurant doors open nights and easy.

應該在晚上輕鬆地撬開那些餐廳的門。

What the barnacles?

什麼藤壺？

Come on you piece of garbage.

來吧，你這塊垃圾。

Let's see now, all I need to do is invent ghost extracting machine look like.

現在讓我們看看，我需要做的是發明鬼魂提取機的樣子。

I just saw a ghost then.

我當時只是看到了一個鬼魂。

Why don't you just use that switch lives just to know what it's like a macro fire thing until last Tuesday.

你為什麼不使用那個開關的生命，只是為了知道它是什麼樣子的一個宏觀的火的東西，直到上週二。

What a brilliant idea.

多麼聰明的想法。

Now let's see.

現在讓我們來看看。

No, no, no.

不，不，不。

Well, I hate to leave you.

好吧，我討厭離開你。

Karen, but you know what they say.

卡倫，但你知道他們說什麼。

Rolling stone gathers no algae.

滾動的石頭沒有收集海藻。

Dear Neptune above what happened last night?

親愛的海王星以上昨晚發生了什麼？

What's this?

這是什麼？

Mr Plankton?

浮游生物先生？

Who?

誰？

The Davey, That piece of junk?

戴維號，那件垃圾？

Hold on.

等一下。

You haven't seen it in action yet.

你還沒有看到它的行動。

I'll just set it for our quarry.

我就為我們的採石場設置吧。

No, ignore that one.

不，請忽略這一條。

Ha ha, bingo!

哈哈，中獎了!

You have your orders attack.

你有你的命令攻擊。

Now let's reveal that secret formula.

現在讓我們來揭開這個祕密配方。

And this little piggy brought home a crabby patty.

而這隻小豬帶回家的是一個螃蟹狀的餡餅。

This little piggy will help me drop it in any last words.

這隻小豬會幫我在任何遺言中把它丟掉。

Spongebob secret pants.

海綿寶寶的祕密褲子。

I just have to say, I'm sorry I let mr crabs down.

我只想說，我很抱歉讓螃蟹先生失望了。

I let all of bikini bottom down.

我把所有的比基尼底褲都放了下來。

But worst of all I let you down, you delicate little crabby patty with your tasty, juicy, scrumptious, warm, steamy goodness.

但最糟糕的是，我讓你失望了，你這個嬌嫩的小螃蟹，你的美味、多汁、可口、溫暖、蒸騰的好東西。

Steamy.

充滿蒸汽。

I'll never forget your 100% all secret patty secretly assembled with undersea cheese pickle lettuce, tomato onion.

我永遠不會忘記你的100%全祕製肉餅祕密地與海底芝士泡菜生菜、西紅柿洋蔥組裝在一起。

All secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed, sea buns.

所有這些都祕密地在兩個鬆軟的海苔、海味包子之間蒸煮。

Yes, yes.

是的，是的。

Come to papa.

來找爸爸。

Oh boy Plankton.

哦，孩子，痞子。

1% evil, 99% hot gas, farewell stench.

1%的邪惡，99%的熱氣，告別臭味。

Vision goggles, farewell chum bucket replicator farewell hypnotized helmet.

視覺護目鏡，告別海鷗桶複製器告別催眠的頭盔。

We had some diabolical times together, didn't we so long.

我們一起度過了一些邪惡的時光，不是嗎，這麼久了。

Sonic cannon that destroys every no material in the universe.

聲波炮可以摧毀宇宙中的每一種無物質。

Okay, frank and I I'm sorry, I'm sorry I made my crabby patties so delicious finished.

好吧，坦率和我我很抱歉，我很抱歉，我讓我的蟹肉餡餅如此美味的完成。

Spongebob coming Or should I say robot bob sponge chef pants.

海綿寶寶來了 或者我應該說機器人鮑勃的海綿廚師褲。

I put the brain in the robot.

我把大腦放在機器人裡。

You know you shouldn't have been a spoiled brat.

你知道你不應該成為一個被寵壞的孩子。

You see, I always get what I want and I want you to make me a crabby patty response.

你看，我總是能得到我想要的東西，我想讓你給我做個螃蟹肉的迴應。

Why don't you ask me later?

你為什麼不以後再問我呢？

What?

什麼？

What?

什麼？

Get welded.

被焊接。

Wait, I command you will make me a crappy patty.

等等，我命令你給我做一個蹩腳的餡餅。

I don't want to feast your screen on this.

我不想在這個問題上宴請你的螢幕。

That's my replacement.

這是我的替補。

It's a toaster that my dear is a T.

這是一個麵包機，我親愛的是一個T。

1 19.

1 19.

A compu Matic, The finest of its kind.

一臺Compu Matic，是同類產品中最好的。

Good morning sir.

早上好，先生。

Good morning.

上午好。

T 1 19 A.

T 1 19 A.

We interrupt this program to bring you a bikini bottom news flash.

我們打斷這個節目，給大家帶來一個比基尼底層的新聞。

Mr Plankton.

普蘭克頓先生。

We've received word that you're plotting to infiltrate the Krusty Krab and steal the crabby patty.

我們收到消息說，你正在策劃潛入蟹堡王餐廳，偷取蟹肉餡餅。

Secret formula.

祕密配方。

Is that true?

這是真的嗎？

Actually?

實際上呢？

Yes, that is true.

是的，那是真的。

I've got it all worked out First.

我已經解決了所有的問題，首先。

I break into the safe and wait.

我闖入保險箱並等待。

Is this live?

這是直播嗎？

Yes.

是的。

Don't broadcast my secret plans their secret.

不要廣播我的祕密計劃，他們的祕密。

I will destroy all of you.

我將摧毀你們所有的人。

Secret formula.

祕密配方。

Come along.

一起來吧。

Mr crabs.

螃蟹先生。

Here you go.

給你。

Thank you.

謝謝你。

Sponge, Duke.

海綿，公爵。

What?

什麼？

Don't forget your lucky penny.

不要忘記你的幸運硬幣。

This must be your lucky day.

今天一定是你的幸運日。

Self destruct coin slot has been activated 10 seconds until detonation coin operated.

自毀硬幣槽已被激活10秒，直到引爆硬幣操作。

Self destruct.

自我毀滅。

Not one of my better ideas.

這不是我更好的主意之一。

One point restaurant, I think I will sample their wares.

一個點的餐廳，我想我將品嚐他們的產品。

How weird a machine made it look like a customer spongebob?

多麼奇怪的一臺機器使它看起來像一個客戶的海綿寶寶？

Why don't you go hose out the men's room with pleasure, sir.

你為什麼不高興地去沖洗一下男廁所呢，先生。

I'll take this one.

我要這個。

Welcome to the krusty Krab, sir, May I help you?

歡迎來到蟹堡王，先生，我可以幫你嗎？

Yes, please.

是的，請。

I'd like an order of chili coral bits.

我想要一份辣椒珊瑚位的訂單。

You sure you don't want a crabby patty.

你確定你不想要一個螃蟹般的肉餅。

No thank you will discover it.

不感謝你會發現它。

Uh Sure.

呃，當然。

Here you go.

給你。

Good day.

日子過得不錯。

I was sure it was one of plankton is tricks.

我確信這是浮游生物的一個詭計。

Well at least his money is good.

嗯，至少他的錢是好的。

Ha plankton you knew I would never distrust a dollar almost done.

哈，浮游生物，你知道我不會不相信幾乎完成的一美元。

Here you go.

給你。

Eat up.

吃吧。

What's this supposed to be chum?

這應該是什麼意思？

Seaweed, chum pot pie, chum con coral and chum tea.

海藻、海帶鍋餅、海帶珊瑚和海帶茶。

Also known as dinner, Karen, your memory banks are gummed up again.

也被稱為晚餐，凱倫，你的記憶庫又被堵塞了。

I did not request chum pot pie.

我沒有要求查姆鍋餅。

A requested chum stir fry.

一個要求的秋刀魚炒菜。

Okay Karen, I want you to meet my new computer wife.

好吧，凱倫，我想讓你見見我的新電腦妻子。

Karen to Karen to I've been replaced.

卡倫到卡倫到我已經被替換。

I'm afraid so.

恐怕是這樣。

But can you blame me?

但你能怪我嗎？

She's got triple the processing, all the latest software and a sleek space age design the whole package.

她有三倍的處理能力，所有最新的軟件和一個光滑的太空時代設計，整個包裝。

I can't believe this.

我無法相信這一點。

After all I've done for you.

在我為你做了這麼多之後。

You dumped me for this cheap pile of plastic.

你為了這堆廉價的塑膠而拋棄了我。

Well I had to cut costs somewhere.

好吧，我必須在某處削減成本。

Who are you calling cheap?

你說誰便宜？

At least I don't rust.

至少我不會生鏽。

You know you're gonna wish you deleted that comment.

你知道你會希望你刪除那條評論。

Hey come on babe.

嘿，來吧，寶貝。

Don't take it so hard.

不要把它看得那麼重。

You'll find love again.

你會再次找到愛情。

Maybe you'll meet a nice adding machine.

也許你會遇到一個漂亮的加法機。

And now for the final touch.

現在是最後的修飾。

Perfect with this disguise.

與這個偽裝完美結合。

That formula is as good as mine.

這個公式和我的一樣好。

Uh Are you spongebob square pants?

呃 你是海綿寶寶的方形褲子嗎？

Why?

為什麼？

Yes yes I am then you've just one word dollars.

是的，是的，我是，那麼你只有一個字美元。

You just have to answer one question.

你只需回答一個問題。

What is the crabby patty secret formula?

螃蟹餅的祕密配方是什麼？

Yes.

是的。

The crabby patty formula is the sole property of the Krusty Krab and is only to be discussed in part or in whole with its creator.

螃蟹餅配方是蟹堡王的獨家財產，只能與它的創造者部分或全部討論。

Mr crabs, Duplication of this formula is punishable by law, restrictions apply.

螃蟹先生，複製這個公式會受到法律的懲罰，要有限制。

Results may vary.

結果可能有所不同。

That's it.

就這樣了。

You better cough up that secret formula or else Penny a trail of pennies.

你最好交出那個祕密配方，否則，就會有彭尼的足跡。

I've done it.

我已經做到了。

Nothing can stop me now.

現在沒有什麼能阻止我。

My goo goo gas will transform crabs into a tiny helpless infant.

我的咕咕氣會把螃蟹變成一個無助的小嬰兒。

The key to the Krusty Krab.

蟹堡王的鑰匙。

This was easier than I hoped.

這比我希望的要容易。

Mm.

嗯。

He's a little bigger than I imagined.

他比我想象的要大一點。

No, no, no.

不，不，不。

This must be it, remain still for retina scan.

這一定是它，保持靜止進行視網膜掃描。

Now what do we do?

現在我們該怎麼做？

Good thing I brought this.

幸好我帶了這個。

They really captured the cute little dimple on his chin.

他們真的抓住了他下巴上可愛的小酒窩。

Looks like they captured the rest of him too.

看起來他們也抓住了他的其餘部分。

I'll take it from here.

我就從這裡開始吧。

Run for it.

奔向它。

Yeah.

是的。

Oh good.

哦，太好了。

The lunch rush Now that my chumba has dropped you into my clutches, you'll be forced to eat at the chum bucket.

午餐高峰 現在我的查巴把你扔到我的魔掌裡，你將被迫在查巴桶裡吃飯。

What you mean?

你是什麼意思？

You kidnapped us just to sell us your fast food.

你綁架我們只是為了賣給我們你的快餐。

Come on.

來吧。

It's a standard marketing technique.

這是一種標準的營銷技巧。

You little twerp.

你這個小笨蛋。