I’ve zombified Mega Man using the second controller and done the weird superjump shenanigans.

我已經用第二個控制器把Mega Man殭屍化了，並且做了奇怪的超級跳躍詭計。

I obtained the hadouken and shouryuken decades before Street Fighter X Mega Man. I’ve dominated

我在《街頭霸王X巨無霸》之前幾十年就得到了哈多拳和翔龍拳。我曾主導過

the original canon, and X, and ZX, and .EXE, and Legends... But I’d not touched the Zero

原版典籍、X、ZX、EXE、傳奇... ...但我還沒有碰過零號

series. Not out of any disdain for it or anything... it just... scared me a bit. And for good reason.

系列。不是因為不屑於它或任何東西... 它只是... 嚇到我了一點。而且有充分的理由。

After getting my hands dirty and trying it out, I got the crap kicked out of me repeatedly

髒了手，試了試，我屢屢被踢得屁滾尿流。

until my bruised, bloodied viscera cowered over the sink, scrubbing said hands raw and

直到我的傷痕累累，血淋淋的內臟蜷縮在水槽上，生硬地搓洗著說的手。

quoting lines from MacBeth. It will have blood, they say; blood will have blood.

引用麥克白的臺詞他們說，它會有血，血會有血。

So years and years after the Mega Man X series (itself 100 years after the original series),

所以在《超能者X》系列（本身就比原系列晚了100年）之後的幾年和幾年。

Reploids populate the earth. But they’re under attack, as a cloned version of X (yes,

複製人在地球上繁衍生息。但他們正受到攻擊，因為一個克隆版的X（是的。

that X) is on a rampage, retiring (read: EXTERMINATING) anything and everything in his path, and employing

該X）是在猖狂，撤退（讀：EXTERMINATING）任何和一切在他的路徑，並採用。

a slew of bosses fashioned after ancient deities like Anubis and Hanuman. As the recently-revived

一系列以阿努比斯和哈努曼等古代神靈為原型的老闆。作為最近復興的

Zero, you have to assist resistance leader Lark... erm... Ciel, by undertaking a series

零號，你必須協助反抗軍領袖拉克... 呃... ...西爾，通過進行一系列的

of missions. The wall-climbing, sword-and-gun action should feel familiar to anyone who’s

的任務。攀爬牆壁、劍與槍的動作，應該會讓人覺得很熟悉，如果你是一個有經驗的人，那麼你就會發現，你是一個有經驗的人。

used Zero in X4 or X5, but the system of character progression is a little... stranger. You don’t

在X4或X5中使用了Zero，但角色的進階系統有點......奇怪。你不

get heart tanks, you don’t get weapons dropped from enemies, you don’t find sub-tanks out

得到心臟坦克，你不會得到敵人掉落的武器，你不會在外面找到副坦克。

in the wild... nope, you have to harvest (read: CONSUME) cyber-elves. And even then, some

在野外... ...不，你必須收穫（讀：消費）網絡自我。即使如此，一些

cyber-elves you come upon aren’t mature enough for harvesting yet, so you have to

你所遇到的網絡精靈還沒有成熟到可以收穫的地步，所以你必須要

raise them by feeding them them credits. So somehow, some RPG grindy elements got stuck

通過給他們餵食他們的信用點來養活他們。所以不知道為什麼，一些RPG的磨合元素被卡住了。

in a Mega Man game. And normally, that wouldn’t be so bad, except Mega Man Zero doles out

在《超級英雄》遊戲中通常來說，這並不是什麼壞事，但《超級英雄零》的遊戲中

extra lives with an eyedropper.

額外的生命與眼藥水。

I’m sorry, the nomenclature failed again. Did I say extra lives? THERE ARE NO SUCH THING.

對不起，命名法又失敗了。我說的是額外的生命嗎？沒有這種東西。

You can occasionally find continues, but these aren’t replenished. And if you run out,

你偶爾可以找到繼續，但這些並不是補充。如果你用完了

you’ve got two choices: Reload your save and lose all your progress, or fail the mission

你有兩個選擇重新載入你的保存並失去你所有的進度，或者失敗任務

and never get to re-challenge it again. Mega Man Zero, much like that legendary Honey Badger,

卻再也沒有機會重新挑戰它了。巨人零號，很像那個傳說中的蜜獾。

don’t care. You can fail all you want; it just means that, when X’s forces attack,

不在乎。你想怎麼失敗就怎麼失敗，只是說，當X的部隊進攻時。

you’re going to be mostly defenseless and thoroughly screwed. If you’re up to the

你會在大部分時間裡毫無防備，徹底完蛋。如果你到了

challenge - and with all this to-do surrounding the 25th Anniversary of Mega Man, you might

圍繞著《超能俠》25週年紀念日的所有工作，你可能會有以下的挑戰

find yourself jonesing - Zero will punish you. And you might be into that sort of thing.

如果你發現自己很興奮，零號會懲罰你的。而你可能會喜歡上這種事情。

Yet who would have thought the old man to have had so much blood in him?

然而，誰能想到這老頭身上有這麼多的血？