Black bolt could destroy you with one whisper from his mouth.

布萊克波特可以用他嘴裡的一句悄悄話摧毀你。

What mouth?

什麼嘴？

Welcome to watch mojo.

歡迎觀看《魔力》。

And today we're counting down our picks for the top 10 dumbest mistakes in the marvel.

今天，我們將評選出奇蹟中最愚蠢的十大錯誤。

Cinematic universe, we tampered with the stability of space time to resurrect countless lives.

在電影宇宙中，我們篡改了空間時間的穩定性，使無數的生命得以復活。

You want to do it again now, just because yours got messy for this list, we'll be looking at the most brainless choices made by M.

你現在想再做一次，只是因為你的得到了混亂的這個名單，我們將看一下M所做的最無腦的選擇。

C.

C.

U.

U.

Characters that resulted in horrible consequences.

導致可怕後果的角色。

Since many of these mistakes were made at major moments in a movie or show, there will be some spoilers ahead.

由於這些錯誤中有許多是在電影或節目的重要時刻犯下的，是以前面會有一些破壞性的內容。

What decision made you smack your forehead in disbelief.

什麼決定讓你不相信地拍了拍額頭。

Be sure to let us know in the comments Number 10 Drax Summons Ronin Guardians of the Galaxy Cases.

請務必在評論中告訴我們 10號德拉克斯召喚羅寧的銀河護衛隊案例。

Last time you said you shall send a message for me while a few guardians are trying to offload the orb that contains the power stone to the collector.

上次你說你應該為我發送一個資訊，而幾個守護者正試圖將包含能量石的球體卸給收集者。

A drunken Drax is left alone for a little too long.

醉酒的Drax被晾在一邊，時間有點長。

He finds a communication hub and decides to challenge the villainous Ronan the accuser to a fight.

他找到了一個通信樞紐，並決定向反派羅南（Ronan the accuser）挑戰，與之決一勝負。

I shall meet my phone and destroy him.

我將會見我的電話並摧毀他。

You called Ronan was calling out the highly trained cree warlord who killed your family and wanted the power stone.

你叫羅南是在呼喚那個訓練有素的克里族軍閥，他殺了你的家人，想要權力石。

A bad idea definitely after the whole groups exact location is revealed, Ronan and a few members of his army arrived to cause trouble.

一個壞主意肯定是在整個團體的確切位置被揭露後，羅南和他的幾個軍隊成員來到這裡製造麻煩。

While the accuser beats tracks to a pole, his subordinate nebula grabs the orb.

當指控者將足跡打到柱子上時，他的下屬星雲則抓住了球體。

Even the seriously reckless rocket calls his future teammate out from messing up their mission this badly.

即使是嚴重魯莽的火箭也叫他未來的隊友出去，不要把他們的任務搞得這麼糟糕。

None of this ever would have happened if you didn't try to single handedly take on a freaking army number nine Peter hands Edith to Mysterio.

如果你不試圖單槍匹馬地對付一個該死的九號軍隊，這一切都不會發生。

Spider man.

蜘蛛人。

Far from home needs to be an adult with some experience and that's good.

遠離家鄉需要一個有一定經驗的成年人，這很好。

Like Tony Stark like you.

像託尼-斯塔克一樣的你。

No Peter.

沒有彼得。

Peter Parker was already feeling way down by the responsibilities that come with being Spider man.

彼得-帕克已經被作為蜘蛛人所帶來的責任感弄得很沮喪了。

He only feels more pressure after he inherits Edith from Tony Stark and almost slays a classmate with a drone connected to the high tech glasses.

在他從託尼-斯塔克那裡繼承了伊迪絲之後，他才感覺到更大的壓力，並差點用連接到高科技眼鏡的無人機殺死了一個同學。

So Peter decides to give them to one of the many responsible adults he worked with to save the universe.

是以，彼得決定把它們交給與他合作拯救宇宙的眾多負責任的成年人中的一個。

Just kidding.

開個玩笑。

He hands them off to Quentin beck a superhero stranger.

他把它們交給了昆廷-貝克一個超級英雄的陌生人。

He just matt star gave me a choice.

他只是給了我一個選擇。

It's my choice to make.

這是我要做的選擇。

Okay, and I'm going to make it look, you're a soldier, a leader, you stop the elemental as you saved my life, you saved the world.

好吧，我打算讓它看起來，你是一個阿兵哥，一個領導者，你阻止了元素，因為你救了我的命，你拯救了世界。

Okay.

好的。

He'd want you to have him.

他希望你能擁有他。

This doesn't turn out well Beck uses Edith to cause destruction so he can appear to be the world's greatest superhero.

結果並不理想，貝克利用伊迪絲來造成破壞，這樣他就可以顯得是世界上最偉大的超級英雄。

Honestly, this could have been avoided.

說實話，這本來是可以避免的。

If Peter made a longer list of options of who should get access to killer drones, smart as a whip.

如果彼得列出一個更長的選項清單，說明誰應該獲得殺手級無人機的機會，聰明如斯。

Just sucker.

笨蛋而已。

So now all your friends have to die.

所以現在你所有的朋友都得死。

Number eight kate's not so ninja move Hawkeye, come on, you're a, you're a hot guy and who the hell are you?

八號凱特的不那麼忍者的動作 鷹眼，來吧，你是一個，你是一個熱的傢伙，你到底是誰？

If you sneak into a black market auction and find a suit that belonged to a vigilante named Ronan, should you put it on?

如果你潛入黑市拍賣會，發現一套屬於一個叫羅南的義務警員的衣服，你應該穿上它嗎？

That's the question Kate answered.

這就是凱特回答的問題。

When the tracksuit mafia attacked an auction, her decision to put on the Ronin costume and take out enemies actually could have worked out.

當運動服黑手黨襲擊一個拍賣會時，她決定穿上羅寧的服裝，幹掉敵人，其實是可以成功的。

All right for Kate Bishop.

對凱特-畢曉普來說是好的。

However, she didn't ditch the suit right away.

然而，她並沒有馬上拋棄這套衣服。

Instead, she keeps it on while she stops by her apartment.

相反，當她在她的公寓前停留時，她一直戴著它。

This allows the tracksuit mafia to trace Kate right back to her doorstep.

這使得運動服黑手黨可以直接追蹤到凱特的家門口。

Tracksuits must have followed you from the auction to where I found you.

運動服一定是跟著你從拍賣會到我找到你的地方。

Did you stop anywhere before that?

在這之前你在哪裡停過車嗎？

I just dropped off the dog and to make matters worse, they're easily able to figure out her identity.

我剛剛送走了狗，更糟糕的是，他們很容易就能猜出她的身份。

Kate might have been able to stay ahead of the tracksuit mafia.

凱特可能已經能夠在運動服黑手黨面前保持領先。

If she had just made a costume change, sooner, grab the dog and go wait.

如果她剛剛進行了換裝，那就更快，抓起狗就去等。

What about the suit?

那件衣服呢？

David?

大衛?

Go back for it, number seven.

回去拿吧，七號。

Loki is bad by Frost escape thor Ragnarok Loki life is about, it's about growth.

洛基是由弗羅斯特逃亡索爾-拉格納羅克壞的 洛基的生活是關於，它是關於成長。

It's about change, but you seem to just want to stay the same.

這是關於改變，但你似乎只想保持原樣。

Loki isn't exactly known for his good judgment in thor the day the world he tried to get the villain algorithm to make thor suffer.

洛基並不完全以他的良好判斷力著稱，在托爾的那一天，他試圖讓反派的算法讓托爾受苦。

But lucky's actions led to the death of his mother.

但幸運兒的行為導致了他母親的死亡。

Instead, he made an even worse judgment call when his as guardian sister Helen arrived on Earth.

相反，當他作為監護人的妹妹海倫來到地球時，他做了一個更糟糕的判斷。

When Loki became intimidated by her power, he called on the bi frost bridge to escape.

當洛基被她的力量所嚇倒時，他召喚了生物霜橋來逃跑。

Bring us back.

把我們帶回去。

Unfortunately, his vicious cysts followed them for the rainbow ride while sending him and thor to the gladiator prison Planet Sacar Hella used her ability to draw power from Asgard to slay warriors and conquer the kingdom.

不幸的是，他的惡性囊腫跟著他們走了彩虹之旅，同時把他和托爾送到了角鬥士監獄薩卡星球海拉利用她從阿斯加德汲取力量的能力，殺死了戰士，征服了王國。

The only way to stop her was to destroy Asgard completely.

阻止她的唯一方法是徹底摧毀阿斯加德。

Split second, decision costs low key and many others their home.

分秒必爭，決策成本低，許多人的家。

Great planning was I supposed to know, can't see into the future.

大計劃是我應該知道的，不能看到未來。

Another.

另一個。

Which did you dress like?

你穿得像哪一種？

One?

一個？

Number six Star Lord ruins the plan Avengers, infinity war.

六號星主破壞了復仇者聯盟的計劃，無限戰爭。

I like your plan except it sucks.

我喜歡你的計劃，除了它很糟糕。

So let me do the plan and that way it might be really good.

所以讓我來做這個計劃，這樣可能真的會很好。

A team that includes Spider Man, Doctor Strange, Iron Man, Drax Mantis and Star Lord should be able to pull off some tremendous feats.

一個包括蜘蛛俠、奇異博士、鋼鐵俠、Drax Mantis和星爵的團隊應該能夠完成一些巨大的壯舉。

At the very least they should be able to get one glove off a universe threatening alien.

至少，他們應該能夠從一個威脅宇宙的外星人身上拿到一隻手套。

Right?

對嗎？

Unfortunately Peter Quill doesn't always thing think about the big picture.

不幸的是，彼得-奎爾並不總是從大局考慮問題。

Iron Man and Spiderman were extremely close to removing the infinity gauntlet from the mad titan when the emotional guardians leader decided to ask the villain about Gomorrah.

鋼鐵俠和蜘蛛俠在極其接近從瘋狂泰坦身上取下無限之鎧的時候，情緒激動的守護者領袖決定向這個惡棍詢問戈摩拉的情況。

Once Quill learned that danno slayed her, he hit the Big Bad in the face and disrupted the team's plan.

一旦奎爾得知丹諾殺死了她，他就打了大壞蛋的臉，打亂了團隊的計劃。

No, you didn't.

不，你沒有。

No, you didn't.

不，你沒有。

The titan took advantage and was able to get his hands on the time stone in the future.

泰坦利用了這一點，在未來能夠得到時間石的幫助。

Quill will hopefully wait until a plan is finished before questioning a villain.

奎爾希望能等到一個計劃完成後再去質問一個反派。

Did we just lose?

我們剛剛輸了嗎？

Why would you do that?

你為什麼要這樣做？

# five Tony and Bruce built their own enemy Avengers age of Ultron.

#五 託尼和布魯斯建立了自己的敵人 復仇者聯盟的奧創時代。

This could be it.

這可能是它。

This could be the key to creating Ultron.

這可能是創造奧創的關鍵。

I thought Ultron was a fantasy when given access to the mind Stone, Tony Stark convinces Bruce banner to help him build a new way to protect the earth.

我認為奧創是一個幻想，當獲得心靈之石後，託尼-斯塔克說服布魯斯-班納幫助他建立一個新的方式來保護地球。

Together they create an Ai program named Ultron but the humans decided to leave it alone with a comm computer system named Jarvis so they can party.

他們一起創造了一個名為奧創的Ai程序，但人類決定讓它與一個名為賈維斯的通訊計算機系統單獨相處，這樣他們就可以聚會了。

When Ultron wakes up, it takes out its fellow ai.

當奧創醒來時，它幹掉了它的同伴艾。

Immediately shortly after this event, the villain decides that protecting earth means devastating the earth's population, there's only one path to peace Avengers extinction.

緊接著在這個事件發生後不久，反派決定保護地球意味著破壞地球上的人口，只有一條通往和平的道路復仇者聯盟的滅絕。

You think a couple of nerdy scientists who wrote sci fi movies would have watched movies with evil a eyes and decided against Ultron but they ignored the obvious warning signs and created a villain who nearly caused an extinction event.

你認為一對寫科幻電影的書呆子科學家會用邪惡的眼光看電影，並決定反對奧創，但他們無視明顯的警告信號，創造了一個幾乎造成滅絕事件的反派。

Whoa!

哇!

It's going around.

它正在四處流傳。

Come on, I have more than enough words to describe you.

來吧，我有足夠多的詞來描述你。

Stock Number four ego confesses to a terrible crime.

股票四號自我承認了一項可怕的罪行。

Guardians of the galaxy.

銀河系的守護者。

Volume two.

第二卷。

Single celestial doesn't have enough power for such an enterprise, but to celestial, well now that just might do Peter Quill was feeling pretty special about his relationship with his long lost father ego.

單一的天體沒有足夠的力量來做這樣的事業，但對天體來說，嗯，現在可能就是這樣了。彼得-奎爾對他與失去多年的父親自我的關係感到很特別。

The Guardian could even access great celestial powers while hanging on his dad's planet for a moment.

守護者甚至可以在掛在他爸爸的星球上的一瞬間獲得巨大的天體力量。

It looked like quill would take over the universe with his dear old pop.

看起來奎爾會和他親愛的老爹一起接管宇宙。

However, ego throws a wrench into the plan when he takes his villainous monologue a step too far.

然而，當他的反派獨白走得太遠時，自我感覺良好的他給這個計劃帶來了麻煩。

The villain admits that he gave quills mother MEREDITH cancer because she was too distracting, but it broke my heart to put that tumor in her head.

小人承認他給奎爾斯的母親MEREDITH帶來了癌症，因為她太讓人分心了，但把那個腫瘤放在她的頭上，讓我心碎。

This revelation instantly breaks any loyalty peter felt for his villainous father.

這一啟示立即打破了彼得對他的反派父親的任何忠誠。

If the villain's ego hadn't been so big, this celestial being might have achieved his goal of universal domination.

如果這個小人的自尊心不是那麼大，這個天人可能已經實現了他統治世界的目標。

Instead, the guardians of the galaxy destroyed his planet sized brain with a group placed bomb.

相反，銀河系的守護者們用一個集體放置的炸彈摧毀了他的星球大小的大腦。

If you kill me, you'll be just like everybody else.

如果你殺了我，你就會和其他人一樣了。

What's so wrong with that?

這有什麼錯呢？

No number three Tony invites the bad guys to his house.

沒有三號託尼邀請壞人到他家。

Iron Man three.

鋼鐵俠三

We're going out of town.

我們要出城了。

Okay, We've been through this, nope.

好吧，我們已經經歷了這個，不。

Yeah, the man says no immediately and indefinitely.

是的，這個人說不立即和無限期地拒絕。

Great idea.

好主意。

I'm sorry.

我很抱歉。

That's a terrible idea from the moment, he declared he was one man at a press conference, Tony Stark's proven he doesn't feel the need to hide who he is.

這是一個可怕的想法，從他在新聞發佈會上宣佈他是一個人開始，託尼-斯塔克已經證明他不覺得有必要隱藏他是誰。

But he once took his comfort with the public a little too far after his friend Happy is hurt while investigating the mandarin, Tony gives up his address and challenges the villain to confront him on live tv and on the off chance for a man, here's my home address.

但他曾經把他對公眾的舒適度看得太遠了，在他的朋友樂樂在調查吏員時受傷後，託尼交出了他的地址，並挑戰小人在電視直播中與他對峙，在一個人的機會下，這是我的家庭地址。

10 8 80 Malibu 800.90265.

10 8 80馬里布800.90265。

I'll leave the door unlocked but he soon learns that some information should be kept secret by the time Tony realizes his mistake, his house is destroyed and he nearly loses his girlfriend Pepper.

我不鎖門，但他很快就知道有些資訊應該保密，等到託尼意識到自己的錯誤時，他的房子已經被毀，他幾乎失去了女友佩珀。

What makes this whole debacle worse is that the mandarin isn't Tony's only enemy.

使這整個失敗變得更糟的是，吏部尚書並不是託尼唯一的敵人。

If that villain didn't attack, surely some other criminal would have shown up to do the job.

如果那個惡棍沒有攻擊，肯定會有其他罪犯出現來做這件事。

I'm so sorry I put you in harm's way that was selfish and stupid and it won't happen again.

我很抱歉，我把你置於危險的境地，這是自私和愚蠢的，它不會再發生了。

Number two Peter doesn't ask for the warnings before the spells Spider man, No way home, the entire world's about to forget that Peter Parker is Spider man including me.

第二，彼得沒有要求咒語蜘蛛俠之前的警告，沒有回家的路，整個世界都要忘記彼得-帕克是蜘蛛俠，包括我。

Everyone can't.

每個人都不可能。

Some people still know after Peter's framed and unmasked by Mysterio, he and his loved ones suffer.

有些人仍然知道在彼得被神祕人陷害並揭開面具後，他和他的親人都受到了傷害。

He and his two best friends seemingly can't get into any of the universities they apply to.

他和他的兩個好朋友似乎無法進入他們申請的任何一所大學。

Instead of calling admissions, Peter Parker tries to fix everything with magic, although dr Strange has a memory spell that can fix things.

彼得-帕克沒有打電話給招生辦，而是試圖用魔法來解決一切問題，儘管斯特蘭奇博士有一個記憶法術可以解決問題。

Peter fails to go over the details until the casting begins.

彼得沒能在選拔開始前仔細研究細節。

The teenage hero soon distracts the sorcerer with questions and causes a major spell malfunction.

少年英雄很快就用問題分散了巫師的注意力，並導致一個重大的法術故障。

Did it work?

它起作用了嗎？

No, you changed my spell six times five times.

不，你把我的咒語改了六次五次。

You changed my spell.

你改變了我的咒語。

You don't do that.

你不會這樣做。

I told you that is why Peter's actions lead to multi versatile villains attacking the death of his aunt and more.

我告訴過你，這就是為什麼彼得的行為會導致多才多藝的反派攻擊他姑姑的死亡和更多。

He ultimately has to erase himself from everyone's memories.

他最終不得不將自己從所有人的記憶中抹去。

To set things right In the end, today's lesson is to communicate with college admissions departments before asking for world altering spells.

撥亂反正 最後，今天的教訓是在要求改變世界的法術之前與大學招生部門溝通。

I'm sorry.

我很抱歉。

Are you telling me that you didn't even think to plead your case with them first, Before you asked me to brainwash the entire world.

你是在告訴我，在你要求我對整個世界進行洗腦之前，你甚至沒有想過要先向他們申辯。

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在我們繼續之前，請務必訂閱我們的頻道並按鈴，以獲得我們最新的視頻通知，你可以選擇偶爾的視頻或所有的視頻都得到通知。

If you're on your phone, make sure you go into your settings and switch on notifications.

如果你在手機上，確保你進入你的設置並打開通知。

Number one, not going for the head of Avengers infinity war.

第一，沒有去找復仇者聯盟無限戰爭的負責人。

Now, during a pivotal battle in Wakanda thorns battle ax flies through the air and lands in Thanos chest.

現在，在瓦坎達的一場關鍵戰鬥中，荊棘戰斧飛過空氣，落在薩諾斯的胸口。

The As Guardian then takes a beat to savor his achievement and uses Stormbreaker to cause more suffering.

然後，"As Guardian "花了點時間來品味他的成就，並使用 "Stormbreaker "來造成更多的痛苦。

However, he could have easily taken out the hand with the gauntlet full of infinity stones while enjoying his triumph.

然而，他本可以在享受勝利的同時，輕鬆地幹掉那隻拿著裝滿無限寶石的手。

The work could have also taken a moment to cut off the titans.

工作也可以花點時間來切斷泰坦的聯繫。

Big purple head.

紫色的大頭。

Unfortunately for the As Guardian, Thanos is still able to complete the snap with an ax in his chest.

不幸的是，作為守護者，薩諾斯仍然能夠用胸口的斧頭完成扣殺。

You should have gone for the head thor's failure to follow through immediately resulted in the disintegration of half of the population of the universe.

你應該去找托爾的頭，他的失敗立即導致了宇宙一半人口的瓦解。

It just goes to show you that you should always choose the head over the heart.

這只是告訴你，你應該永遠選擇頭腦而不是心。

What's wrong with him?

他有什麼毛病？

He's pissed.

他很生氣。

He thinks he failed, which of course he did.

他認為自己失敗了，當然他也失敗了。

But you know, there's a lot of that going around, ain't there?

但是你知道，有很多這樣的事情在發生，不是嗎？

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