I signed up for ghosts.

我報名參加了鬼魂的活動。

Believers Play The Ouija Board

(風和吱吱聲)

My aunt sees dead people, so, you c⏤my aunt's not lying to everyone in the family.

- [畫外音]我姨媽能看到死人。所以我姑姑沒有對家裡的每個人撒謊。

She can't be lying to everyone⏤she has some cool stories, though.

她不可能對所有人撒謊。不過，她有一些很酷的故事。

I tried to contact my dead cat.

- 我試圖聯繫我的死貓。

The next day, I woke up, put on pants, and there was cat hair on my pants.

第二天，我醒了，穿上褲子而且我的褲子上有貓毛。

Middle of the day, I see this white flash of light go in front of me.

- 在一天的中間，我看到這個白色的閃光我的面前出現了一束光。

Is there anyone here?

- [男]這裡有人嗎？

It's doing something.

- [女1]它在做什麼。

Anybody else freaked out?

還有人被嚇到了嗎？

Is there a good spirit?

- [畫外音]有一個好的精神嗎？

- Y, yes. - Y.

Y，是的。- [男]Y。

- That's yes. - Yes. Okay.

- 那是是的。- [女1]Y，是的。好的。

Can you tell us your name?

- [女2]你能告訴我們你的名字嗎？

- No. - No.

- (齊聲)不。

Maybe it's an animal.

- [女1]也許是一種動物。

- Oh, my God. - Are you...

- [男]哦，我的上帝。- [女1]你是...

Are you an animal?

- [男]你是動物嗎？

Yes, I did talk to my cat once.

是的，我確實和我的貓談過一次。

- Y, yes. - It's an animal.

- [女2]Y，是的。- [男]它是一種動物。

We have to ask the animals questions they're used to hearing, like,

- [男]我們得問問動物們他們習慣於聽到這樣的問題

- Do they want a treat? - Are you a good boy?

- [男]你是--[女1]他們要嗎？- [男]好孩子？- [女1]請客？

Oh, boy.

- [女1] 哦，孩子。

Oh, no. It's mad, it's mad.

- [男] 哦，不。這很瘋狂，這很瘋狂。

It wants "bye".

它想要拜拜。

- Good bye. - A haunted goodbye.

- [女2]鬧哄哄的告別。

I'm starting to get a little concerned about what I got myself into.

- 我開始有點擔心了關於我自己陷入了什麼。

At first, I thought it was you, but then I noticed that your fingers were also like,

- [女2] 起初，我以為是你。

- ... kind of twitching and barely touching... - Shaking?

但後來我注意到，你的手指也在抽搐和勉強 - [男]顫抖？

- Yeah, that's out of straight fear. - and barely touching it and so I was like "Ah, it's gotta be Jamie.

觸摸它，所以我想 - [男]是的，這是出"啊，這一定是傑米。- [男]的直恐。

I really just wanted to take my fingers off.

- 我真的只想把我的手指拿下來。

It was surreal.

- 這是不現實的。

Is there anyone here?

這裡有人嗎？

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

- [女1]哇，哇，哇。

Whoa, I'm not even touching this, how is this even possible?

哇，我甚至沒有碰過這個。這怎麼可能呢？

Seems like weird stuff is going on.

似乎有奇怪的事情發生了。

Whoever's here, are you a good spirit?

- [女2]誰在這裡，你是一個好的精神？

What's your name?

你叫什麼名字？

It's going to Z, is that bad?

- [男]要去Z國了，這樣不好嗎？

Is that a U? - U.

- [女1]這是一個U嗎？- 女2]U.

S.

- (異口同聲) S．

Zus.

- [女2] 祖斯。

Zus, I told you it was Zus.

- [男]祖斯，我告訴你這是祖斯。

Zus, can you tell us what year you died?

- [女2] 祖斯，你能告訴我們你哪一年死的？

Six, six

- [女1]六，六

Six.

- [女2] 六。

- nine-six. - nine-six.

- [女1]九六。- [男]九六。

Did you die in 1996?

- [男]你是在1996年去世的嗎？

1896?

1896?

1796?

1796?

Okay, we're going to something.

- [女1]好吧，我們要去的東西。

Y, must be yes.

Y，肯定是的。

- That's yes. - Y.

- [男]那是的。- [女2]Y。

We still don't know if it's a good or a bad spirit?

- [男]我們仍然不知道是否它是一種好的還是壞的精神？

Yeah, it never answered.

- [女2]是的，它從來沒有回答。

We'll regret this.

- 我們會後悔的。

I don't think we should ask whether it's a bad spirit or not.

- [女1]我不認為我們應該問它是否是一個壞的精神。

I would like to know if it is a bad spirit.

- [男]我想知道這是否是一種壞的精神。

I don't wanna know, I don't wanna know.

- [女1] 我不想知道，我不想知道。

Carol?

- [男]卡羅爾？- [女2]祖斯。

Zus, are you a good spirit?

你是一個好的精神嗎？

I don't wanna know.

- [女1] 我不想知道。

No, no, no.

- [男]不，不，不。

No, no, no, no, no, no.

不，不，不，不，不，不，不。

No, no. Where are we going?

- [女1]不，不。我們要去哪裡？

No, no, no. Night is bad.

- [男] 不，不，不。夜晚是不好的。

If everyone promises that they weren't pushing it.

如果每個人都承諾他們並沒有推動它。

I like pinky promise,

- [女2]我喜歡小指的承諾。

triple pinky promise.

三重小指承諾。

Cool, then goodbye.

- [男]酷，那麼再見了。(笑聲)

Absolutely not.

絕對不是。

That did not just happen.

- [女2]這不是隨便發生的。

The more I told myself it's not real, don't believe it, that didn't really happen,

- [男]我越是告訴自己這不是真的，不要相信它。 這並沒有真正發生。

it's like the more freaked out I got.

這就像我越是被嚇壞了。

I don't even know how to explain what just happened which must mean something about it is real.

- [女1]我甚至不知道怎麼做來解釋剛才發生的事情 這一定意味著關於它的一些東西是真實的。

I'm still scared.

- [女2]我還是很害怕。(鬼叫聲)