When you wake up and out of nowhere you're having a fantastic hair day.

比方說，你一早起床，發現今天的髮型出奇的棒。

What? Why not yesterday?

什麼？！為什麼不是昨天？

Because yesterday, you had a bad hair day.

因為昨天你的髮型糟透了。（註：bad hair day 有「因為髮型不好看而感覺那一天都不順心」之意）。

And yesterday, you decided to see your friend for lunch.

不巧的是，你昨天約了你的朋友吃午餐。

But today, the excellent hair day is the day you want to spend at home by yourself watching DVDs and doing yoga.

但今天，髮型超美的一天，你卻安排了獨自在家追劇還有做瑜珈。

Now, slowly lean down and touch your toes.

現在慢慢地彎下身，碰到你的腳趾。

No junks!

垃圾食物掰掰！

But instead here I am with the nicest hair I'll probably have in ages which tempts me to start doing this.

但是我好久沒有出現這麼好看的髮型了，所以我決定這麽做。

Hey! You wanna have lunch?

嘿！要一起吃午餐嗎？

Oh, hey. Man! Sorry I can't. I’m studying for an exam.

喔，抱歉，我不行，我在準備考試。

But I have nice hair today.

但我今天髮型超讚的耶！

I need someone to look at my hair. Grrr!

我希望有人能見證我的髮型啊！吼！

Hey Nat!

嘿，小娜！

Hey! Um, What're you up to? Do you wanna have lunch?

嘿！在忙什麼啊？你要一起吃午餐嗎？

Hey, sorry. I'm actually at my grandma's house.

嘿，抱歉，我在我外婆家。

She's really sick and I think today she might die.

她病很重，我覺得她今天可能就要走了。

Hello!

喂？

Hey! Uh, you wanna have lunch today?

嘿！你今天要不要一起吃午餐？

Oh, I can't. Sorry. I'm actually at the doctor's.

喔，不行，對不起，我在看醫生。

I think I might be pregnant.

我想我可能懷孕了。

Oh my God! I wish everyone would stop talking about themselves.

喔，我的天啊！我真希望大家能停止講他們自己的事。

What about me and my hair?

我和我的髮型怎麼辦啊？

Which got me thinking...

這讓我想到如果...

How great would it be if you could save a good hair day for later?

可以保存好看的髮型於日後使用，那該有多好啊？

Hi!

嗨！

Hello! What can I do for you?

哈囉！有什麼可以為您服務的嗎？

Um, I'm having a really good hair day, and I'd like to save it.

我今天髮型超讚，我想要保存它。

It's not that good.

也沒有很好看啊！

What?!

什麼？！

Nothing. Um, okay. Well, I'll put it down in the diary if you just wanna hand it over.

沒事，好的，如果你想要交給我們保管，我可以幫你進行登記。

And when do you want it back?

那你什麼時候要來拿？

Umm. Maybe next week. I don't see anyone I care about until next week.

嗯... 下星期吧！下星期之前我不會見任何我在乎的人。

Alright. Okay! See you!

好的！再見！

Thanks!

謝謝！

Wouldn't wanna be you...

我才不會想跟你一樣呢...

What?!

你說什麼？！

Nothing!

沒事！

'Cuz I reckon I wouldn't just waste a good hair day on anybody.

因為我不想浪費好看的髮型在隨便一個人身上。

Uhhh! Sorry I'm late.

啊！對不起，我遲到了！

Really Nat? I'm not worth any hair to you.

認真的嗎？小娜，你這麼不慎重我嗎？

But unfortunately, good hair days often go to waste.

但不幸的是，有好看髮型的那幾天常常就浪費掉了。

Why is no one here to witness this hair?

為什麼都沒有人在這時候出現，見證我的美髮啊？

Unbelievable!

不敢相信！

You know it's like pimples.

你知道這就像青春痘一樣。

I would love to trade in pimples.

我很想要拿青春痘來抵押。

Hey what's up?

嘿，怎麼啦？

Ahmm. Actually wanna to trade this pimple in for another day if that's alright.

嗯，如果可以的話，我想要抵押這顆青春痘到別天。

Ahh. Sure thing! What's your name?

嗯，沒問題！你叫什麼名字？

Ahh. Tran, and first name Natalie.

姓 Tran、名 Natalie。

Sorry. Can't do it. Too many pimples.

對不起，沒辦法！你之前到現在抵押的痘痘太多了。

You gotta have to take all your pimples for one day at least to get more credit.

你得找一天把所有痘痘領回去，才能再存更多痘痘。

Alright. Give them all to me.

好吧，我全數提領。

I'll cancel lunch today. I'll do it today!

我取消今天的中餐約會，一次把痘痘爆好爆滿！

Cuz who cares what you look like when you're at home?

因為誰會在意你在家看起來什麼樣子啊？

Oh, life!

喔，人生啊！

I should just rename my channel First World Problems. It's not like anyone would notice.

- 我應該將我的節目重新命名為《無病呻吟》。- 你以為有人會注意嗎？

What !?

什麼 !?

Nothing!

沒事！

Anyway, let me know in the comments below.

不管怎樣，在下面留言跟我分享，

What would you stockpile if you could. If it was something like good hair days or pimple free days?

如果可以把生活時光囤積起來，你會儲存像美麗髮型日或沒有青春痘日，或是什麼呢？

Let me know but keep in mind you have to be able to make up for another day as well. So...

留言告訴我，不過你要知道事情總有需要彌補的一天。

There's that! Be it!

所以... 就面對它吧！

Let me know in the comments below.

在下面留言讓我知道。

Speaking of good days though, I had a wonderful time in L.A.

說到美好的一天，我在洛杉磯玩得很愉快。

Thank you so much to all the people who've helped make my trip wonderful.

非常感謝所有讓我這一趟旅程這麼精采的朋友們。

Thank you to the Fine Brothers for our awesome day out!

感謝法恩兄弟陪我度過很好玩的一天！

Or as I'd like to call them "The Fines".

我想叫他們「 The Fines 」。

Thank you to Hannah who I had a wonderful time filming with.

感謝 Hannah 和我一起拍影片。

Thank you to Joey, Meghan, David, Lizzie and company for the 4th of July awesomeness.

感謝 Joey、Meghan、 David、Lizzie 和陪我一起度過美好的 7 月 4 號的人們。

And to Anna for our wonderful lunch.

還有 Anna 跟我一起共享午餐。

I'm sorry I didn't get a photo with you but I got you a parking ticket.

我很抱歉我沒有和你拍到照，還害你被開罰單。

I'm so sorry.

真的很抱歉。

Also I forgot to take a photo with Peggy.

然後，我也忘記和 Peggy 拍照。

But thanks Peggy for taking me everywhere and watching me eat lots and lots of cake.

不過還是要謝謝 Peggy 帶我趴趴造，看我吃了一堆又一堆的蛋糕。

I appreciate it very much.

非常感謝你。

And thank you to all the lovely people that I've been bumping into where I had the pleasure in meeting.

還要感謝所有我遇到的可愛人們，我很榮幸見到你們。

And thank you so much for sending in all your photos.

也非常感謝你們把我們的合照寄給我。

You guys are awesome!

你們真的超讚！

And thank you to you guys for your comments in my last video which was about "Watching people creepily" cuz that's the way I do it.

我還要謝謝在我上一支影片《詭異地看其他人》留言的朋友們，因為那些都是我會做的行為。

But yeah. Let me know in the comments below what would you stockpile.

記得留言讓我知道你想要囤積甚麼東西。

And don't forget to subscribe for a new video each week which is Wednesday for the Asia-Pacific region or Tuesday for everywhere else.

別忘了訂閱我的頻道，收看我每週的新影片，亞太地區每週三上線，其它地區是星期二。

And I hope you guys are well until then. Bye!

下支影片再見，掰掰！

Uh... I see a bit of hair under your arm. It’s not really that great.

我看到你腋下有一點毛，好像沒有很美觀...

Argh...

啊啊啊啊啊

Are you? Are you having a good hair day? Are you? Are you really? Are you?

你覺得今天的髮型超讚嗎？你真的是這麼認為嗎？

Okay! It's porno music/comment time and Luthien.

好的，又到了讀觀眾留言的環節，來讀 Luthien 的留言。

Yes, I'm exactly the same especially with restaurants.

沒錯，我有同感，尤其在推薦餐廳這件事上。

If I manage to recommend somebody a restaurant they like,

如果我推薦一家餐廳給一些人，

I take full responsibility of the meal as though I'm the chef.

我會對餐廳食物是否美味負責，就好像我是主廚一樣。

And yeah, Laura. Pretty much anyone who meets me in the streets says, "I showed your videos to my friends and they hated it."

還有 Laura，很多人在街上遇到我都跟我說：「我給我朋友看你的影片，結果他們都不喜歡耶！」

And you know what? Maybe It's time that I do.

你知道嗎？也許我真的該退休了。

Your Mum Rates Me

「你媽媽對我指指點點」也許是時候了！