Name: CAT VS DOG || Funny Things Pets do! by 123 GO!戲 (CAT VS DOG || Funny Things Pets do! by 123 GO! Play)
Uploaded: 2022-07-26T08:50:33.000Z
Duration: 7 min 50 s

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Then you know to brace yourself for a warm welcome each time you walk through your front door!

那麼你就知道，每次走進你的前門時，都要做好準備，迎接你的熱烈歡迎!

Cats, on the other hand, have a more subtle way of showing you the care.

另一方面，貓有一種更微妙的方式來向你表示關心。

Today, we're looking at what life would be like if kids act like our four-legged friends.

今天，我們來看看如果孩子們像我們的四條腿的朋友一樣行事，生活會是什麼樣子。

Aside from getting dressed, feeding the dog is one of the first things you do every morning.

除了穿衣服之外，餵狗是你每天早上做的第一件事之一。

And today, it's another thrilling breakfast of kibble.

而今天，又是一頓驚心動魄的狗糧早餐。

Why's this stuff always such a mess? It's like these things have legs or something.

為什麼這東西總是這麼亂？就像這些東西有腿或什麼的。

Ooh, don't forget to put in some milk, just the way Michael likes it.

哦，別忘了放點牛奶，這是邁克爾喜歡的方式。

Just know that as soon as you pour the stuff, that little pup will come running!

你要知道，只要你一倒出這些東西，那隻小狗就會跑過來。

Why is it that dogs get so excited to eat something as boring as breakfast anyway?

為什麼狗在吃早餐這樣無聊的東西時，還是會如此興奮呢？

Woah! Don't forget to come up to breathe!

But when it comes to feeding your kitty cat, it's a whole other ball game.

但是當涉及到餵養你的小貓時，這就是一個完全不同的球賽了。

Don't worry, it'll be ready soon, Alyson.

別擔心，很快就會準備好的，阿利森。

When making your kitty its breakfast, you always put great care into everything,

在為貓咪做早餐時，你總是把一切都看得非常仔細。

from the amount of pieces you pour to the kind milk you use.

從你倒出的碎片數量到你使用的牛奶種類。

And just like that, this kitty's delicious meal is served!

就這樣，這隻貓咪的美味大餐被端上了餐桌。

And a garnish gives the dish some extra pizzaz, don't you think?

而裝飾品給這道菜帶來了一些額外的瀟灑，你不覺得嗎？

好了，阿利森，是時候大快朵頤了!

譁！這隻貓沒有被逗樂。這隻貓沒有被逗樂。

哦，夥計，現在我得把這些東西都清理掉了!

Oh Michael? Want to go for a walk, good boy?

哦，邁克爾？想出去走走嗎，好孩子？

好！好！好！好好的！只要給我一秒鐘。

That good boy deserves the best look for a walk, Yeah!

那位好孩子應該有最好的表情去散步，是啊!

Well, this little guy wants to make sure he looks perfect.

嗯，這個小傢伙想確保他看起來很完美

But once they're done dilly dallying, they're ready to go.

但是一旦他們磨蹭完了，就可以開始行動了。

If there's one thing cats love to do, it'd lounging around without a care in the world.

如果有一件事是貓咪喜歡做的，那就是無憂無慮地閒逛。

And if you want to take them on a walk, you ought to forget about it.

如果你想帶他們去散步，你應該忘記這一點。

啊，為什麼她永遠不聽我的話？

Fine if you don't want to move, I'll do it for you!

好吧，如果你不想動，我就幫你動！"。

You should have listened the first time, Alyson.

你第一次就應該聽從，阿利森。

Yes! My team is winning! This is the best day ever!

是的!我的球隊贏了!這是有史以來最好的一天!

我剛才聽到的是我認為自己聽到的嗎？

When it comes to snacks, dogs may as well have bionic hearing!

說到零食，狗可能會有仿生學的聽覺!

Uh oh, get ready to brace yourself for impact!

Hey! Mind if I join you to watch a movie?

嘿！介意我和你一起看電影嗎？

Okay, maybe if I just sit on this side…

好吧，也許如果我只是坐在這一邊...

Okay, there's enough room on this side, right?

好的，這邊有足夠的空間，對嗎？

Ugh, this human is in my way, I'm gonna give her a little shove to show her who's boss.

呃，這個人類擋了我的路，我要推她一下，讓她知道誰是老大。

Hey! That wasn't very nice! This is my couch, you know.

嘿，這不是很好！這是我的沙發，你知道。

Ugh, why are you still sitting here? Don't you know I was here first?

唉，你怎麼還坐在這裡？你不知道我先來的嗎？

Is it just me? Or is my cat actually bullying me in my own home?

這只是我的問題嗎？還是我的貓居然在自己家裡欺負我？

Looks like Betty will be enjoying her movie from the floor this evening…

看起來貝蒂今天晚上會在地板上欣賞她的電影......

Ooh! Finally, the package Betty ordered has arrived!

哦！終於，貝蒂訂購的包裹到了。

That's a pretty big package for such a little cat to be toting around!

對於這樣一隻小貓來說，這是個相當大的包裹。

But by the looks of it, Alyson has things under control.

但從目前的情況來看，阿利森已經控制了局面。

I just gotta get all this annoying stringy stuff outta here!

我只是要把這些煩人的東西從這裡弄走!

Betty wastes her money on the silliest things.

貝蒂把錢浪費在最愚蠢的事情上。

Yes! I finally got to the good stuff: an empty box!

是的！我終於找到了好東西：一個空盒子！這就是我的工作。

Geez, what is it with cats and boxes? Whatever.

天啊，貓和盒子是怎麼回事？隨便吧。

But when boxes come to a home with a dog in it, it's a whole other story.

但是，當盒子來到一個有狗的家庭時，就完全是另一回事了。

Because the second there's a knock on the door, things get tense…

因為一有敲門聲，事情就會變得緊張起來......。

Ok! Ok! I get it! I'm just gonna leave this box here!

Ok!好了！我知道了！我只是要把這個盒子留在這裡！

There's nothing better than indulging in a juicy burger after a long day!

沒有什麼比在漫長的一天之後沉浸在一個多汁的漢堡裡更好的了!

And unfortunately, your pets feel the exact same way.

而不幸的是，你的寵物也有同樣的感受。

Uh, do you mind? Give me some space, will you?

呃，你介意嗎？給我一些空間，好嗎？

Oh man, this thing smells so good! I'm so glad I asked for extra cheese.

哦，夥計，這東西聞起來真不錯！我很高興我要求增加奶酪。我很高興我要求增加奶酪。

I should probably give that a taste, you know, to make sure it's ok for you to eat…

我也許應該嘗一嘗，你知道，以確保你可以吃...。

下來，米歇爾！這不是給你的！

Okay, finally, its time to take a nice big bite.

好了，終於到了大口吃的時候了。

Hey, what are you guys whispering about over there?

We're so hungry and cute. Couldn't you spare just the tiniest little bite?

我們是如此飢餓和可愛。你就不能放過最微小的一口嗎？

Pets really do have a way of turning on the charm when they need it, don't they?

寵物真的有辦法在它們需要的時候開啟魅力，不是嗎？

哦，好吧，在這裡，你可以擁有它。

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