Then you know to brace yourself for a warm welcome each time you walk through your front door!

那麼你就知道，每次走進你的前門時，都要做好準備，迎接你的熱烈歡迎!

Aw, good boy, Michael!

哦，好孩子，邁克爾！

Cats, on the other hand, have a more subtle way of showing you the care.

另一方面，貓有一種更微妙的方式來向你表示關心。

Ew! Everyone knows cats hate tomatoes!

Ew!大家都知道貓討厭西紅柿!

Today, we're looking at what life would be like if kids act like our four-legged friends.

今天，我們來看看如果孩子們像我們的四條腿的朋友一樣行事，生活會是什麼樣子。

Aside from getting dressed, feeding the dog is one of the first things you do every morning.

除了穿衣服之外，餵狗是你每天早上做的第一件事之一。

And today, it's another thrilling breakfast of kibble.

而今天，又是一頓驚心動魄的狗糧早餐。

Why's this stuff always such a mess? It's like these things have legs or something.

為什麼這東西總是這麼亂？就像這些東西有腿或什麼的。

Ooh, don't forget to put in some milk, just the way Michael likes it.

哦，別忘了放點牛奶，這是邁克爾喜歡的方式。

Just know that as soon as you pour the stuff, that little pup will come running!

你要知道，只要你一倒出這些東西，那隻小狗就會跑過來。

Why is it that dogs get so excited to eat something as boring as breakfast anyway?

為什麼狗在吃早餐這樣無聊的東西時，還是會如此興奮呢？

Michael! Come and get it!

邁克爾!來拿吧！

Alright good boy!

好了，好孩子！

Woah! Don't forget to come up to breathe!

哇哦!不要忘了上來呼吸!

Ew! you're making such a mess!

惡！你搞得這麼亂七八糟。

But when it comes to feeding your kitty cat, it's a whole other ball game.

但是當涉及到餵養你的小貓時，這就是一個完全不同的球賽了。

Don't worry, it'll be ready soon, Alyson.

別擔心，很快就會準備好的，阿利森。

Okay, we have our milk!

好了，我們有了我們的牛奶!

When making your kitty its breakfast, you always put great care into everything,

在為貓咪做早餐時，你總是把一切都看得非常仔細。

from the amount of pieces you pour to the kind milk you use.

從你倒出的碎片數量到你使用的牛奶種類。

Whoops!

嗚呼!

And just like that, this kitty's delicious meal is served!

就這樣，這隻貓咪的美味大餐被端上了餐桌。

Ooh! I almost forgot the milk!

哦，我差點忘了牛奶。

And a garnish gives the dish some extra pizzaz, don't you think?

而裝飾品給這道菜帶來了一些額外的瀟灑，你不覺得嗎？

Oh yeah, gourmet indeed!

哦，是的，確實是美食。

Okay, Alyson, it's time to chow down!

好了，阿利森，是時候大快朵頤了!

Go on, take it!

來吧，拿去吧!

Woah! This cat is NOT amused.

譁！這隻貓沒有被逗樂。這隻貓沒有被逗樂。

You expect me to eat this junk?

你希望我吃這些垃圾嗎？

No! You wouldn't dare…

不，你不敢...

If you knock that down, I swear…

如果你把它敲下來，我發誓...

You swear what, human?

你發誓什麼，人類？

Ugh so ungrateful!

唉，太不懂感恩了!

Aw man, now I gotta clean all that up!

哦，夥計，現在我得把這些東西都清理掉了!

Oh Michael? Want to go for a walk, good boy?

哦，邁克爾？想出去走走嗎，好孩子？

Yes! Yes! Yes! Just give me one sec.

好！好！好！好好的！只要給我一秒鐘。

That good boy deserves the best look for a walk, Yeah!

那位好孩子應該有最好的表情去散步，是啊!

Come on, I don't have all day!

來吧，我沒有一整天的時間!

Well, this little guy wants to make sure he looks perfect.

嗯，這個小傢伙想確保他看起來很完美

But once they're done dilly dallying, they're ready to go.

但是一旦他們磨蹭完了，就可以開始行動了。

Like go NOW, okay?!!

就像現在就去，好嗎？

If there's one thing cats love to do, it'd lounging around without a care in the world.

如果有一件事是貓咪喜歡做的，那就是無憂無慮地閒逛。

And if you want to take them on a walk, you ought to forget about it.

如果你想帶他們去散步，你應該忘記這一點。

Gah, why won't she ever listen to me?

啊，為什麼她永遠不聽我的話？

This is so annoying!

這真是太煩人了!

Fine if you don't want to move, I'll do it for you!

好吧，如果你不想動，我就幫你動！"。

Ooh! Busted!

哦，被逮住了!

You should have listened the first time, Alyson.

你第一次就應該聽從，阿利森。

Yes! My team is winning! This is the best day ever!

是的!我的球隊贏了!這是有史以來最好的一天!

Did I just hear what I think I heard?

我剛才聽到的是我認為自己聽到的嗎？

Uh oh.

啊哦。

When it comes to snacks, dogs may as well have bionic hearing!

說到零食，狗可能會有仿生學的聽覺!

Uh oh, get ready to brace yourself for impact!

啊哦，準備好迎接衝擊吧!

No! There goes all the popcorn!

不，所有的爆米花都在這裡了!

Now that's one happy dog!

現在那是一隻快樂的狗!

Hey! Mind if I join you to watch a movie?

嘿！介意我和你一起看電影嗎？

Okay, maybe if I just sit on this side…

好吧，也許如果我只是坐在這一邊...

Nope, that didn't work…

不，這並不奏效...

Okay, there's enough room on this side, right?

好的，這邊有足夠的空間，對嗎？

Okay, there we go.

好了，我們走吧。

Ugh, this human is in my way, I'm gonna give her a little shove to show her who's boss.

呃，這個人類擋了我的路，我要推她一下，讓她知道誰是老大。

Hey! That wasn't very nice! This is my couch, you know.

嘿，這不是很好！這是我的沙發，你知道。

Ugh, why are you still sitting here? Don't you know I was here first?

唉，你怎麼還坐在這裡？你不知道我先來的嗎？

Is it just me? Or is my cat actually bullying me in my own home?

這只是我的問題嗎？還是我的貓居然在自己家裡欺負我？

Looks like Betty will be enjoying her movie from the floor this evening…

看起來貝蒂今天晚上會在地板上欣賞她的電影......

Ooh! Finally, the package Betty ordered has arrived!

哦！終於，貝蒂訂購的包裹到了。

Hello? Anybody there?

喂？有人在嗎？

Aw, hey kitty cat! You're so cute!

噢，嘿，小貓咪！你太可愛了!

Woah. Okay, you're welcome…

哇哦。好吧，不客氣...

That's a pretty big package for such a little cat to be toting around!

對於這樣一隻小貓來說，這是個相當大的包裹。

But by the looks of it, Alyson has things under control.

但從目前的情況來看，阿利森已經控制了局面。

Woah! This is a big box.

哇!這是個大箱子。

I just gotta get all this annoying stringy stuff outta here!

我只是要把這些煩人的東西從這裡弄走!

Okay, what on earth is this?

好吧，這到底是什麼？

Betty wastes her money on the silliest things.

貝蒂把錢浪費在最愚蠢的事情上。

Yes! I finally got to the good stuff: an empty box!

是的！我終於找到了好東西：一個空盒子！這就是我的工作。

Alyson? Where'd you go?

阿利森？你去哪了？

Oh, I know where you are!

哦，我知道你在哪裡

Aha!

Aha!

Go away.

走吧。

Geez, what is it with cats and boxes? Whatever.

天啊，貓和盒子是怎麼回事？隨便吧。

But when boxes come to a home with a dog in it, it's a whole other story.

但是，當盒子來到一個有狗的家庭時，就完全是另一回事了。

Because the second there's a knock on the door, things get tense…

因為一有敲門聲，事情就會變得緊張起來......。

Very tense.

非常緊張。

Ok! Ok! I get it! I'm just gonna leave this box here!

Ok!好了！我知道了！我只是要把這個盒子留在這裡！

There's nothing better than indulging in a juicy burger after a long day!

沒有什麼比在漫長的一天之後沉浸在一個多汁的漢堡裡更好的了!

And unfortunately, your pets feel the exact same way.

而不幸的是，你的寵物也有同樣的感受。

Ooh! Watcha got there?

哦，看你的了？

Uh, do you mind? Give me some space, will you?

呃，你介意嗎？給我一些空間，好嗎？

Oh man, this thing smells so good! I'm so glad I asked for extra cheese.

哦，夥計，這東西聞起來真不錯！我很高興我要求增加奶酪。我很高興我要求增加奶酪。

I should probably give that a taste, you know, to make sure it's ok for you to eat…

我也許應該嘗一嘗，你知道，以確保你可以吃...。

Get down, Micheal! This isn't for you!

下來，米歇爾！這不是給你的！

Okay, finally, its time to take a nice big bite.

好了，終於到了大口吃的時候了。

Hey, what are you guys whispering about over there?

嘿，你們在那裡嘀咕什麼呢？

We're so hungry and cute. Couldn't you spare just the tiniest little bite?

我們是如此飢餓和可愛。你就不能放過最微小的一口嗎？

Aww! Look at them.

嗷!看看他們。

Pets really do have a way of turning on the charm when they need it, don't they?

寵物真的有辦法在它們需要的時候開啟魅力，不是嗎？

Oh, alright, here, you can have it.

哦，好吧，在這裡，你可以擁有它。

Hey! Where'd that ball come from?

嘿，那球是哪裡來的？

C'mon! Let's go play!

來吧!我們去玩吧!

Ok! Here! Go fetch!

好了，在這裡！去取吧！

Where was I…

我在哪裡...

Unfortunately, if your doggy wants to play, it's gonna play, no matter what you're busy doing.

不幸的是，如果你的狗想玩，它就會玩，不管你在忙什麼。

Seriously?

真的嗎？

Ok, I think he finally tired out…

好吧，我想他終於累了......。

Nop! False alarm!

不!虛驚一場!

That's the thing about playing with the dog. Once you start, there's no way to stop.

這就是與狗玩耍的事情。一旦你開始，就沒有辦法停止。

Is it just me or is he catching this thing faster than I can throw it?

是我的錯覺，還是他接住這東西的速度比我扔的還快？

Gah! How'd you even get under there?

啊!你怎麼會在那下面？

Fine. See if you can catch this one all the way in the kitchen.

很好。看看你能不能在廚房裡一直抓住這個人。

Boom!

轟！轟！轟！轟

Seriously?! How on earth did you fetch that so fast?

真的嗎？你到底是怎麼這麼快拿到的？

C;mon! Just one more! Please?

來吧！再來一個！求你了？

This is never going to end, is it?

這永遠不會結束，是嗎？

Here, kitty kitty! Go fetch the ball!

這裡，小貓咪！去撿球吧!

Not now, I'm busy.

現在不行，我很忙。

C'mon! Just one little game! Here!

來吧！就一個小遊戲！在這裡！

Unlike dogs, cats only want to play when they say they want to play.

與狗不同，貓只在它們說想玩的時候才想玩。

Which is once or twice a year. If you're lucky.

也就是每年一到兩次。如果你很幸運的話。

Unless, of course, you bring a laser into the mix.

當然，除非你把脈衝光帶入其中。

For some reason, cats go nuts over those things!

出於某種原因，貓對這些東西很著迷!

Maybe if I hide out her I'll finally catch it!

也許如果我把她藏起來，我就能最終抓住它！"。

YES!

是的!

Meow!

喵!

OK, now I definitely got it.

好了，現在我絕對明白了。

Oh no! Alyson, you knocked over the vase!

哦，不!阿利森，你打翻了花瓶！

Just par for the course, I guess!

我想，這也是正常的。

Ah, enjoying some nice quiet time before bed, are we?

啊，在睡覺前享受一些美好的安靜時光，我們是嗎？

Well, that sure didn't last long, did it?

嗯，這肯定沒有持續很久，不是嗎？

Why do dogs get so excited right when it's time to cuddle up in bed?

為什麼狗在該擁抱在床上的時候會如此興奮？

OK! I think I finally found the perfect spot.

好了!我想我終於找到了一個完美的地方。

Oh yeah, that's the stuff.

哦，是的，就是這個東西。

Okay, that means it's officially time for lights out.

好了，這意味著正式到了熄燈時間。

One that mask comes on, it's a one way ticket to dream land.

一旦戴上面具，就是一張通往夢想之地的單程票。

Alyson! What are you doing? You're going to wake everyone up!

阿利森！你在做什麼？你會把所有人都吵醒的！

Unlike humans, cats use the nighttime to explore, have fun, and well, be a cat.

與人類不同的是，貓咪利用晚上的時間來探索、玩樂，以及做一隻貓。

Ah! What are you doing?!

啊，你在幹什麼？

You nearly scared me to death!

你差點把我嚇死了!

Well, there goes my nice relaxing sleep.

好了，我的愉快的放鬆睡眠就這樣消失了。

Don't act surprised, Betty, she does do this every night…

不要表現得很驚訝，貝蒂，她確實每天晚上都這樣做......

Did you think these human pets were hilarious?

你認為這些人類寵物很搞笑嗎？等到你看到這些笑話時就知道了!

Just wait till you see the bloopers!

Be sue to share this video with your four-legged-loving friends and as always,

請與你的四條腿的朋友分享這個視頻，並一如既往地分享。

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See you next time, friends!

朋友們，下回見!