I've blamed bad luck for everything that's gone wrong in my life.

我一直把生命中所有的不順遂都歸咎於壞運氣。

You sure have bad luck, Sam Greenfield.

你運氣的確糟透了，Sam Greenfield。

Take that, universe!

接招吧，宇宙！

Until...

直到…

... I found an actual lucky penny!

…我找到一個真正的幸運硬幣！

Something that could finally turn my life around.

這是終於能夠扭轉我人生的東西。

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

太棒了！太棒了！耶！

And what did I do?

而我做了什麼？

I flushed it down the toilet!

我把它沖下了馬桶。

You flushed my penny down the toilet?!

你把我的錢沖進馬桶了？

You just... talked.

你剛剛…說話了。

Wait!

等等！

I just need another penny!

我只需要另一個硬幣！

Always with the obnoxiously long password!

幹嘛總是用長到不行密碼啊！

Humans cannot be here!

人類不能進這裡！

Where's "here"?

「這裡」是哪裡？

The land of luck.

運氣之鄉。

I'll leave as soon as you give me another lucky penny.

只要你再給我一個幸運硬幣，我就離開。

You best start blendin' in.

你最好開始想辦法融入。

Hello.

你好。

Mighty leprechaun fraulein!

我偉大的妖精啊！

Well done, nature!

幹得好，自然界！

This is where good luck is born.

這是好運誕生的地方。

A dragon?

一隻龍？

She's the only creature that can sniff out bad luck.

牠是唯一能嗅出厄運的生物。

There's bad luck here, too?

這裡也有壞運嗎？

Good luck on top, bad luck on the bottom.

好運在上面，壞運則在下面。

The tiniest amount of bad luck can shut down our entire operation.

最微小的壞運就足以讓整個生產流程停擺。

Just how unlucky are you?

你到底有多倒楣？

Oh, no!

哦，不！

Super, duper unlucky.

超級無敵倒楣。

You cause a disaster!

你造成了一場災難！

The good luck connection has been severed.

好運連結已被切斷。

I doomed you and everyone else to a life of bad luck.

我連累了你們，讓大家的人生都倒楣透頂。

We need to fix this.

我們需要解決這個問題。

What are you doing here?

你在這裡幹嘛？

No! Ow!

不！噢！

Good luck to us both.

祝我們倆好運。

What about Jeff?

那 Jeff 呢？

I have no words.

我無話可說。