I want some chicken ma'am.

我想吃雞肉，女士。

We won't reward him until he's in a calm, submissive behavior.

我們不會獎勵他，直到他處於平靜、順從的行為。

Welcome to watch Mojo.

歡迎觀看《魔力》。

And today we're counting down our picks for the top 10 times cartman got what he deserved.

今天，我們將評選出卡曼罪有應得的前十次。

I can't wait.

我已經迫不及待了。

This is gonna be so awesome for this list.

這對這份名單來說將是非常棒的。

We'll be looking at moments where South Parks most infamous character, eric cartman got a taste of his own medicine.

我們將關注南方公園最臭名昭著的角色埃裡克-卡曼嚐到自己的苦頭的時刻。

What do you think cartman deserves after everything he's done.

你認為卡曼做了這麼多事，他應該得到什麼？

Let us know in the comments number 10 cans go to his favorite restaurant.

讓我們在評論中知道10號罐頭去了他最喜歡的餐廳。

It's the greatest restaurant in the world as far as carmen is concerned.

就卡門而言，它是世界上最偉大的餐廳。

Yet when Kyle opts to take his friends there for his birthday, cartman is left out in the cold, awesome casa bonita casa, bonita food and fun and festive atmosphere.

然而，當凱爾選擇帶他的朋友去那裡過生日時，卡曼卻被冷落了，令人敬畏的casa bonita casa，bonita食物和有趣的節日氣氛。

Benita, who said I'm inviting you, Kyle makes it clear to him that given how badly eric has treated him over the years, he has no interest in bringing him.

貝尼塔，他說我要邀請你，凱爾向他明確表示，鑑於這些年來埃裡克對他的態度有多麼惡劣，他沒有興趣帶他來。

There's a certain amount of satisfaction in seeing Kyle finally have a moment to put one over on carbon, given the fact that he hides butters in a bomb shelter so he can take his place where glad Kyle stood his ground.

看到凱爾終於有機會把一個人放在碳上，有一定的滿足感，因為他把奶油蛋糕藏在防空洞裡，這樣他就可以在高興的凱爾站在他的位置上了。

But if you leave it, you take away the biggest part of me, boom baby, please don't go.

但如果你離開它，你就帶走了我最大的一部分，繁榮的寶貝，請不要走。

We're also glad that cartman got a week in juvie, even if he didn't learn his lesson.

我們也很高興卡曼在少管所呆了一個星期，即使他沒有得到教訓。

Well kid, you made an entire town panic.

好吧，孩子，你讓整個鎮子的人都恐慌了。

You lost all your friends and now you're going to juvenile hall for a week, was it worth it totally.

你失去了所有的朋友，現在你要去少年宮呆一個星期，這完全值得嗎。

Number nine annoys himself.

九號自己也很惱火。

You know, it has to be bad if you annoy even yourself.

你知道，如果你連自己都煩了，那就一定很糟糕。

What are you doing here?

你在這裡做什麼？

I'm waiting for the new Nintendo wii to come out.

我在等待新的任天堂wii出來。

When does it come out?

它什麼時候出來？

three weeks Come in too impatient to wait for the Nintendo wii, cartman freezes himself and wakes up 540 years in the future.

三週後，由於不耐煩等待任天堂的wii，卡曼把自己凍住了，醒來時已經是540年後了。

After having to deal with the conflict between futuristic humans and sea otters, he wants nothing more than to undo his entire trip.

在不得不處理未來人類和海獺之間的衝突之後，他最想做的就是撤銷他的整個旅行。

He manages to call himself in the past in an attempt to stop himself from being frozen.

他設法在過去給自己打電話，試圖阻止自己被凍結。

Listen to me carefully.

仔細聽我說。

You need to be patient.

你需要有耐心。

What?

什麼？

Who the hell is this?

這到底是誰？

It's me, me who the joke's on him.

是我，是我，是誰在嘲笑他。

His past self doesn't believe him and hangs up.

他過去的自己不相信他，並掛斷了電話。

It's made even better when cartman finally does return to the past, except it's two months earlier than when he left.

當卡曼終於回到過去的時候就更精彩了，只不過比他離開時早了兩個月。

We'd like to think he'd learn to be more patient, but come on, it's cartman now you sent me back too far.

我們希望他能學會更有耐心，但拜託，現在是卡曼，你把我送回太遠了。

Hey, do it over number eight cartman's Brittany impression.

嘿，在八號卡曼的布列塔尼印象中做吧。

We've done lists before on how badly poor butters has been treated in this town, but no one has been worse to the stotch kid than cartman greetings.

我們以前做過清單，說明可憐的巴特斯在這個鎮上受到了多麼糟糕的待遇，但沒有人比卡曼-格利特對這個小屁孩更糟糕。

I am the S.

我是S。

M.

M.

0.

0.

4000 this time around.

這次是4000元。

He puts on a robot costume and pretends to be butter's new robot friend, hoping to learn something embarrassing, He can tease him about later.

他穿上機器人服裝，假裝是黃油的新機器人朋友，希望能學到一些令人尷尬的東西，他以後可以取笑他。

It all backfires when eric finds out butters has a videotape of him singing like Britney Spears when Carmen is playing all alone in his backyard, he likes to dress up like Britney Spears and pretend he's her, he sings and dances around with a life size cutout of Justin timberlake stotch learns the truth about his robot and everyone sees the tape.

這一切都適得其反，當艾瑞克發現巴特斯有一盤錄像帶，他在卡門獨自在他的後院玩耍時像小甜甜一樣唱歌，他喜歡打扮成小甜甜，假裝自己是她，他和賈斯汀-廷伯萊克的真人大小的剪影一起唱歌跳舞，斯托奇知道了他的機器人的真相，所有人都看到了這盤錄像帶。

It's not very often that the boys in town get real revenge on cartman for his antics.

鎮上的男孩們並不經常因為卡曼的滑稽行為而對他進行真正的報復。

So this is sheer delight Justin number seven Kyle versus cartman yet another entry on this list related to Kyle.

是以，這是純粹的喜悅賈斯汀第七號凱爾對卡曼又一次進入這個與凱爾有關的名單。

These two have certainly had their share of arguments, but punches were actually thrown this time, everyone's going to be charitable and give money to your family instead of buying christmas presents.

這兩個人當然也有過爭吵，但這次居然出拳了，大家都要做慈善，給你的家人送錢而不是買聖誕禮物。

Well, correction one punches thrown through a series of misadventures, stan cartman Kyle and Ike end up in Canada on christmas morning?

好了，糾正一個拳頭扔通過一系列的錯誤冒險，斯坦卡曼凱爾和艾克最終在聖誕節早上在加拿大？

It's christmas, we officially missed it.

今天是聖誕節，我們正式錯過了。

Mad for missing out on his holiday gifts.

為錯過了他的節日禮物而瘋狂。

Cartman wants to fight after a couple of empty threats, Kyle lightly hits him and cartman balls like a baby.

卡特曼在幾句空洞的威脅後想打架，凱爾輕描淡寫地打了他一下，卡特曼像個孩子一樣蛋疼。

Hey, come on boys.

嘿，來吧，孩子們。

It's nowhere near as bad as other fights.

它遠沒有其他戰鬥那麼糟糕。

Carmen has lost, but it certainly was well deserved.

卡門已經輸了，但這當然是當之無愧的。

Number six.

六號。

Well behaved.

表現良好。

He spits in a caretaker's mouth and drove another nanny so insane, she had to be committed to a mental institution.

他在一個看護的嘴裡吐口水，並把另一個保姆逼瘋了，她不得不被送進精神病院。

I'm afraid super nanny is in a deep state of mental psychosis.

我擔心超級保姆正處於深度的精神錯亂狀態。

What do you mean?

你是什麼意思？

I mean, she spends most of her time sobbing and eating her own excrement.

我的意思是，她大部分時間都在啜泣和吃自己的排洩物。

How is cartman's mom ever going to get him under control?

卡特曼的媽媽怎麼能把他控制住呢？

The answer treat him like a dog, famed dog trainer.

答案是像對待狗一樣對待他，著名的訓狗師。

Cesar Millan manages to turn cartman into a respectable, decent kid by using the same methods he uses on bad behaved canines, don't look at him, just look straight ahead, he'll run out of energy, although it doesn't last.

Cesar Millan設法把卡曼變成一個可敬的、正派的孩子，方法是用他對不良犬類使用的方法，不要看他，只看前方，他就會耗盡精力，雖然這並不持久。

Thanks to cartman's mom, it's both satisfying and disturbing to see eric as such, a well adjusted kid.

感謝卡曼的媽媽，看到艾瑞克這樣，一個適應良好的孩子，既滿意又不安。

Is it weird that we prefer him being the sociopath he is.

我們更喜歡他成為反社會的人，這是不是很奇怪。

Could I perhaps have two mega rangers?

我可以有兩個巨型護林員嗎？

Yes, darling, you can have whatever you want.

是的，親愛的，你可以擁有你想要的一切。

Number five loses in the special olympics, timmy and jimmy are going all in for the special olympics while jimmy faces his own demons about competing.

五號在特奧會上失利，蒂米和吉米正在全力以赴參加特奧會，而吉米則面臨著自己的競爭心魔。

Carmen is convinced he can pretend to be handicapped just so he can enter and win the cash prize at the end of the special olympics, a grand champion.

卡門相信他可以假裝是殘障人士，只是為了能夠參加並贏得特奧會結束時的現金獎，即大冠軍。

Special athlete is crowned and given a cash prize of $1000.

特殊運動員被加冕，並獲得1000美元的現金獎勵。

It's an incredibly offensive idea, but coming from eric, it's more status quo than anything, expecting to be a sure thing, cartman never considers that even for this competition, you actually do need to have talent, eric loses in every event simply because he's out of shape and was never prepared to tackle a competition like this.

這是一個令人難以置信的攻擊性想法，但從埃裡克口中說出來，更多的是維持現狀，期望成為一個肯定的事情，卡曼從來沒有考慮過，即使是這個比賽，你實際上也需要有天賦，埃裡克在每個項目中都輸了，只是因為他不在狀態，從未準備好應對這樣的比賽。

It's his sheer ignorance of all things that keeps the $1,000 prize away from him.

正是他對所有事物的無知，使1000美元的獎金遠離了他。

Maybe next time try training for it.

也許下一次可以嘗試為它進行訓練。

Eric who came in very last.

排在最後的埃裡克。

Eric Cartman screw you, hippie number four, God gets revenge.

埃裡克-卡特曼去你的，第四號嬉皮士，上帝會報復的。

You know, you've done something horribly wrong when God decides to strike you down with a bolt of lightning.

你知道，當上帝決定用一道閃電擊倒你時，你已經做了一些可怕的錯誤。

Well, good going mom, you've completely screwed me over after spending much of this episode accusing his mother of inappropriate behavior, cartman takes his anger out on God yelling at the sky in front of a best buy.

好了，好了，媽媽，你把我徹底搞砸了。在這一集的大部分時間裡，卡曼指責他母親的不恰當行為，把他的憤怒發洩在上帝身上，在BEST BUILD面前對著天空大喊。

Every viewer watching is just hoping something will happen to give this kid a taste of his own medicine.

每個觀眾都希望發生一些事情，讓這個孩子嚐嚐他自己的藥。

Why did you do this to me?

你為什麼對我這樣做？

God?

神？

Next time you're gonna get my hopes up.

下一次你會讓我的希望落空。

Could you please take me to a grease monkey?

能否請你帶我去找一個油條猴子？

So when the shot does come down and eric ends up in the hospital, audiences are left smiling knowing justice was served and cartman's paying a price for being so rude.

是以，當槍聲響起，艾瑞克最終被送進醫院時，觀眾們知道正義得到了伸張，卡曼也為自己的粗魯付出了代價，不禁微笑起來。

Number three ignored.

三號無視。

Seriously, who eats all the skin off the KFC chicken your friend's mom bought for all of you as revenge.

說真的，誰會把你朋友的媽媽為你們所有人買的肯德基雞肉上的皮都吃掉作為報復。

All the boys say for butters decide to completely ignore him.

所有的男孩都說為butters決定完全無視他。

Hey, I hate carpet too, can I ignore him with you?

嘿，我也討厭地毯，我可以和你一起不理會他嗎？

Yeah, screw him.

是的，去他的。

I never realized ignoring him was an option given that he now thinks he's dead.

鑑於他現在認為自己已經死了，我從來沒有意識到忽視他是一種選擇。

We wonder if this is where the term ghosting came from.

我們想知道這是否是 "幽靈 "一詞的由來。

What is that kid doing?

那孩子在做什麼？

I don't know, just ignore him.

我不知道，只是不理會他。

All jokes aside this entry is unique in that it's a perfect form of punishment for a kid who's overly selfish, cartman's the kid who always wants the attention and goes to extreme lengths to get it.

撇開所有的笑話不談，這個作品的獨特之處在於它是對一個過於自私的孩子的完美懲罰形式，卡曼是一個總是想得到關注並不惜一切代價去得到關注的孩子。

Don't worry about it.

不用擔心。

I'm gonna get you out of here, please leave me alone.

我要帶你離開這裡，請不要打擾我。

It's incredibly satisfying to watch him jump through all these hoops in the hopes of being redeemed number 2 10 Germans revenge when cartman fed scott tenor man his parents.

看著他跳過所有這些圈圈，希望得到救贖，這是令人難以置信的滿足，2號10號德國人的復仇，當卡曼餵食斯科特男高音他的父母。

In season five, we learned how truly dark and disturbing eric is.

在第五季，我們瞭解到艾瑞克是多麼真正的黑暗和令人不安。

Let me taste your tears.

讓我品嚐你的淚水。

Everything that happened later was built upon the idea that this is a kid who will stop at nothing to get revenge.

後來發生的一切都建立在這個想法上，即這是一個為了復仇不惜一切代價的孩子。

However, it looks like it may have run in the family eric cartman.

然而，看起來它可能是家族遺傳的埃裡克-卡曼。

I've waited a long time for this in season 14.

在第14季中，我已經等了很久。

We learned scott was actually cartman's half brother and in taking his rage out on him eric inadvertently offed his own dad.

我們瞭解到斯科特其實是卡曼同父異母的兄弟，在向他發洩憤怒的時候，艾瑞克無意中殺了自己的父親。

We love how the show found a way to take cartman's darkest moment and turn it on him.

我們喜歡這部劇找到了一種方法，把卡曼最黑暗的時刻轉到他身上。

You killed your own father and then you fed him to your half brother.

你殺了你自己的父親，然後把他餵給你同父異母的兄弟。

This may not be our number one entry, but it's certainly the most psychological comeuppance he's seen before.

這可能不是我們的頭號作品，但這肯定是他以前見過的最有心理陰影的報應。

We continue.

我們繼續。

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請務必訂閱我們的頻道並按鈴，以獲得我們最新的視頻通知，你可以選擇偶爾的視頻或所有的視頻都得到通知。

If you're on your phone, make sure you go into your settings and switch on notifications.

如果你在手機上，確保你進入你的設置並打開通知。

Number one Wendy versus cartman.

頭號人物溫迪對卡曼。

She may have been stan's girlfriend but that's certainly never stopped cartman from taking every opportunity to mock her.

她可能是斯坦的女朋友，但這肯定不會阻止卡曼利用一切機會嘲弄她。

Will somebody do something every week?

會不會有人每週都做一些事情？

He gets worse and nobody does anything erIC stop being offensive.

他變得更糟，沒有人做任何事情。

I'm just trying to engage Wendy in a constructive dialogue about breast cancer awareness.

我只是想讓溫迪參與有關乳腺癌意識的建設性對話。

Mr Garrison.

加里森先生。

No, you aren't Wendy, you need to calm down.

不，你不是溫迪，你需要冷靜下來。

So it comes as a bit of a surprise how freaked out he gets when Wendy finally challenges him to a fight after school.

是以，當溫迪終於在放學後向他挑戰時，他被嚇壞了，這有點令人吃驚。

It's clear from eric's desperate attempts to get out of it that he knows it's not gonna end well.

從艾瑞克試圖擺脫困境的絕望中可以看出，他知道這不會有好結果。

The thing is I totally said I was sorry but she still wants to beat me up.

問題是我完全說了我很抱歉，但她仍然想打我。

Carmen's done a lot of terrible things by this point in the show.

卡門在劇中這一點上已經做了很多可怕的事情。

So it's both the school kids and viewers who want to see him finally get punished.

是以，無論是學校的學生還是觀眾，都希望看到他最終受到懲罰。

Wendy delivers punch after punch until he finally goes down.

溫迪打了一拳又一拳，直到他最終倒下。

It certainly is an elegant or civilized, but for this oversized meanie, it's exactly what he deserved.

這當然是一種優雅或文明的做法，但對於這個超大的卑鄙小人來說，這正是他應得的。

Right.

對。

Mm.

嗯。

Do you agree with our picks?

你同意我們的選擇嗎？

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