What the hell is that?

那是什麼鬼東西？

Welcome to watch Mojo and today we're counting down our picks for the top 10 so bad.

歡迎來到watch Mojo，今天我們將盤點我們選出的前10名如此糟糕的作品。

They're good movies you've never heard of Golden nugget.

他們是好電影，你從來沒有聽說過金塊。

Forget the world, man, have a groovy time, spend some uva.

忘掉這個世界吧，夥計，享受一段快樂的時光，花些時間。

You want to go for this list to be ranking movies that have enjoyed cult followings despite their occasionally dubious level of quality.

你想去這個名單上的電影排名，儘管它們的品質水準偶爾令人懷疑，但卻享有崇拜者的支持。

Which of these do you want to watch?

你想看哪個？

Let us know in the comments?

在評論中讓我們知道？

Yeah, number 10 Invasion of the B girls.

是的，第10號B女郎的入侵。

The Drive in movie is a quintessential piece of Americana that has gained something of a new lease on life in recent years.

駕駛式電影是美國的一個典型，近年來獲得了一些新的生命力。

Now we have to listen to some more crazy ideas.

現在我們要聽一些更瘋狂的想法。

I'm leaving Invasion of the B girls is one of the well B movies that frequented the Drive in circuit back in its golden years and it's easy to see why the story is pure exploitation as mutated women with the sexual Proclivities of bees begin exhausting men to the point of death.

我離開的時候，《B女郎的入侵》是一部很好的B級電影，在它的黃金年代經常出現在Drive in circuit，很容易看出為什麼這個故事是純粹的剝削，因為具有蜜蜂般性癖好的變異女性開始讓男人疲於奔命。

Keep me company in my time need.

在我需要的時候陪伴我。

It's trashy cheese and it's melty ist yet.

這是垃圾奶酪，而且還很融化呢。

Invasion of the B girls plays it straight enough that it never becomes truly parodic or boring.

B女郎的入侵 "玩得足夠直白，以至於它從未成為真正的戲仿或無聊。

There's some sort of social pattern here, but I just can't figure out what it is.

這裡有某種社會模式，但我就是搞不清楚它是什麼。

Instead.

而不是。

The film starring former the price is right model.

這部電影的主演是前者的價格模式。

Anitra Ford serves up some 70's nostalgia for the secret sleazebag in us all.

阿尼特拉-福特為我們所有人中的祕密流氓提供了一些70年代的懷舊內容。

Number nine titanic.

九號泰坦尼克號。

The legend goes on.

傳說還在繼續。

No, you're not imagining things.

不，你不是在胡思亂想。

This really is a titanic exploitation movie producer and occasional director, Camilo teddy helmed this animated fever dream back in 2000 and assault on good taste and proof that the infamous italian exploitation film industry in the seventies and eighties never truly went away.

這真的是一個巨大的剝削電影製片人和偶爾的導演，卡米洛-泰迪早在2000年就掌舵了這個動畫熱夢，並對良好的品味進行了攻擊，證明70年代和80年代臭名昭著的意大利剝削電影業從未真正消失過。

You know, there's something you should know.

你知道，有件事你應該知道。

So I'm gonna tell you so don't sweat it, forget it, enjoy the show titanic.

所以我要告訴你，所以不要出汗，忘記它，享受泰坦尼克號的表演。

The legend goes on.

傳說還在繼續。

Even received varying dubs and edits, meaning that the plot changes drastically depending on whether you're watching the uncut italian version or the edited american one.

甚至還收到了不同的配音和編輯，這意味著劇情會有很大的變化，這取決於你看的是未經剪輯的意大利版本還是經過編輯的美國版本。

Now I know who stole my locket.

現在我知道誰偷了我的吊墜。

It was that girl.

是那個女孩。

No, no, I don't think it was.

不，不，我不認為是這樣。

This ladder version barely runs an hour long, but you'll still be confused and perplexed at the glaring lapses in logic.

這個階梯版幾乎沒有一個小時的時間，但你仍然會對明顯的邏輯失誤感到困惑和迷惑不解。

Clunky animation and cringeworthy jokes.

笨拙的動畫和令人厭惡的笑話。

Honestly, it's impressively bad stuff that you may just want to see for yourself.

老實說，這是令人印象深刻的壞東西，你可能只是想自己看看。

Why do you do?

你為什麼這樣做？

We don't.

我們不知道。

Number eight, you're the hunter from the future, Antonio Margarito.

第八位，你是來自未來的獵人，安東尼奧-馬加里託。

He's your Hunter from the Future.

他是你的來自未來的獵人。

Makes its presence known almost immediately with one banging earworm of a theme song.

它的存在幾乎立即以一首敲打耳膜的主題曲而聞名。

Musical awesomeness aside, the film was a huge rental hit back in the 19 eighties despite yours negative critical reputation.

撇開音樂上的驚豔不談，這部電影在80年代是一個巨大的租賃熱門，儘管你有負面的評論聲譽。

Then again, film critics never did tend to warm to the quirky sword and sorcery that your offers from the jump, you bloody prehistoric battles, awkward performances and one hard story swerve near the back end.

然後，影評人從來沒有傾向於熱衷於你提供的古怪的劍與魔法，你血腥的史前戰鬥，尷尬的表演和一個艱難的故事轉彎接近後端。

Made your stand out from many of Conan worshiping brethren by feeding your ambition to create a master race.

使你從許多崇拜柯南的兄弟中脫穎而出，滿足你創造一個主宰種族的野心。

You have kept the world in darkness and hindered progress.

你們使世界處於黑暗之中，阻礙了進步。

Rev Brown cuts a fine B movie hero as well.

布朗牧師也是一位優秀的B級電影英雄。

Although we're pretty sure Schwarzenegger wasn't exactly worried about any competition.

儘管我們非常肯定施瓦辛格並不完全擔心任何競爭。

Number seven.

七號。

Best friends fans of the room who need just a little more masochistic fun in their lives might want to check out best friends.

最好的朋友的房間的粉絲，如果他們的生活中只需要多一點受虐的樂趣，可能想看看最好的朋友。

A film written by the co star of that film, Greg Cicero.

一部由該片的聯合主演格雷格-西塞羅（Greg Cicero）撰寫的電影。

What kind of help can you help me?

你能為我提供什麼樣的幫助？

Can I work for you?

我可以為你工作嗎？

What kind of qualifications skills do you have do medication?

你有什麼樣的資格技能做藥物治療？

I worked as a janitor.

我當過清潔工。

I can, I can clean.

我可以，我可以打掃。

You know the flick reunites Cicero and his room.

你知道這部電影讓西塞羅和他的房間重聚。

Co star Tommy was Oh and allows the ladder to try and prove that his legacy could be something a bit more than creating so bad.

聯合明星湯米是哦，並允許梯子試圖證明他的遺產可以比創造這麼糟糕的東西多一點。

It's good cinema.

這是很好的電影。

You know, we should celebrate like eat cake like survey or does best friends achieve the same.

你知道，我們應該像吃蛋糕一樣慶祝，或者最好的朋友也能達到同樣的效果。

No, no, it doesn't kudos to cicero for trying however, and it's honestly nice to see what's so in a better constructed film with a larger budget, you can't help but root for the guy and best friends is a great way of was oh, getting one more shot at the spotlight.

不，不，它沒有為西塞羅的努力點贊，然而，說實話，在一部結構更好、預算更多的電影中看到這樣的東西很好，你會忍不住為這個傢伙加油，最好的朋友是一種很好的方式，就是哦，在聚光燈下再獲得一次機會。

Who are you are you John No, I'm not John # six Pinocchio's revenge.

你是誰？ 你是約翰嗎？ 不，我不是約翰，六號匹諾曹的復仇。

Old school horror fans know that the direct to video market can be a treasure trove of forgotten goodness.

老派的恐怖迷們知道，直銷視頻市場可以是一個被遺忘的好東西的寶庫。

Just waiting to be rediscovered.

就等著被重新發現了。

Evil comes in all shapes and sizes.

邪惡有各種形狀和大小。

Maybe he did kill all the others.

也許他確實殺了所有其他人。

Pinocchio's revenge just might be one of those movies.

匹諾曹的復仇可能就是這樣一部電影。

A strange slasher film directed by Kevin?

一部奇怪的恐怖片，由凱文?

S Tenney who helmed the original Night of the Demons Run, judy run.

掌舵原版《惡魔之夜》的S-特尼跑，朱迪跑。

See judy run Sure, Pinocchio's revenge leans hard on the killer doll archetype originated by the twilight zones, talking tina and Chucky from the child's play franchise, but it does so with a twist that casual viewers might not see coming.

當然，匹諾曹的復仇嚴重依賴由《暮光之城》、《會說話的蒂娜》和《兒童劇》系列中的查基所產生的殺手娃娃原型，但它在這樣做的時候有一個轉折，普通觀眾可能沒有看到。

We're not going to spoil it here.

我們不打算在這裡破壞它。

But Pinocchio's revenge manages to strike a nice balance between the expected and the unexpected.

但匹諾曹的復仇成功地在預期和意外之間取得了良好的平衡。

Sounds like a great party.

聽起來是個不錯的聚會。

Yeah.

是的。

No five Miami connection.

沒有五個邁阿密的聯繫。

The profile of 1987 Miami connection has admittedly been raised a bit in recent years.

誠然，1987年的邁阿密聯繫的知名度在最近幾年被提高了一些。

Thanks to a home video release and a repertory run that reintroduced the film to a modern audience.

由於家庭錄像帶的發行和重播，將這部電影重新介紹給了現代觀眾。

Just remember what I said.

請記住我說的話。

If you don't want to get hurt, you don't scare me at all.

如果你不想受傷，你根本就嚇不到我。

I want to talk to you later.

我想以後和你談談。

Goodbye.

再見。

You'd be hard pressed to find many who saw Miami Connection during its original run.

你很難找到許多人在最初運行期間看過《邁阿密聯繫》。

However, thanks to poor sales and even worse reviews and although we can certainly see why this was initially the case watching Miami Connection with a group of friends and perhaps through the lens of postmodern irony, things can change very quickly.

然而，由於銷售不佳，評論更差，儘管我們當然可以看到為什麼最初會出現這種情況，與一群朋友一起觀看《邁阿密聯繫》，也許是通過後現代諷刺的鏡頭，事情可以很快改變。

Salami bye bye.

薩拉米再見。

The awkward dialogue becomes charming.

尷尬的對話變得很有魅力。

The plot holes hilarious and the fight choreography.

劇情的漏洞令人捧腹，戰鬥的編排也很精彩。

Well, surprisingly salad.

嗯，令人驚訝的是沙拉。

Oh and we can't forget the fictional band Dragon sound taekwondo.

哦，我們不能忘記虛構的樂隊龍音跆拳道。

Hey number four the Devil's Rain.

嘿，四號，魔鬼的雨。

Hey, do you know how the Michael Myers mask from Halloween was an altered Captain Kirk replica from Star Trek?

嘿，你知道萬聖節中的邁克爾-邁爾斯面具是如何從《星際迷航》中的柯克船長複製出來的嗎？

Did you ever wonder what that face might look like in the flesh?

你有沒有想過那張臉在肉體上會是什麼樣子？

Won't give the devils man what he wants?

不會給魔鬼的人他想要的東西？

I would agree with.

我同意。

Well look no further than 1975, the Devil's rain where William Shatner himself boasts a pair of black eyes, the devil's eyes.

那麼請看1975年的《魔鬼雨》，威廉-夏特納本人也擁有一雙黑色的眼睛，即魔鬼的眼睛。

Mhm The Lord of Light and Darkness, the film itself is indicative of a post exorcist world where satanic and occult themes were all the rage and there's some truly awesome devil makeup on Ernest Borgnine church of satan founder, Anton Lavey was even an advisor on the film, but don't expect the devil's rain to explain much about what's going on free the souls of free yourself and destroy the devil's rain.

Mhm《光明與黑暗之主》，影片本身表明了一個後驅魔世界，撒旦和神祕主義主題大行其道，在歐內斯特-博格納身上有一些真正令人敬畏的魔鬼妝，撒旦教會的創始人安東-拉維甚至是影片的顧問，但不要指望魔鬼之雨能解釋多少事情，釋放自己的靈魂，消滅魔鬼之雨。

You will wander through eternity, creature of nothing of heaven.

你將在永恆中徘徊，對天堂一無所知的生物。

Instead just turn your brain off and enjoy all the goopy melty fun.

相反，只需關閉你的大腦，享受所有粘稠的樂趣。

Number three, the Apple, the 19 seventies and eighties were full of rock operas that were born out of the sort of impossibly bad ideas.

第三，《蘋果》，19世紀70年代和80年代充滿了搖滾歌劇，它們都是由那種不可能實現的壞想法而產生的。

One can only just state while under the influence.

一個人在受影響的情況下只能只是陳述。

The Sergeant Pepper's movie was one while 19 eighties, the apple is another Born from the team of Menahem Golan and Yoram globus from the infamous production company Cannon films, attention, attention.

佩珀軍士的電影是19世紀80年代的一部，而《蘋果》則是另一部 來自臭名昭著的製作公司Cannon films的梅納赫姆-戈蘭和約拉姆-格盧斯團隊的作品，注意，注意。

Golan directed the film which used the futuristic setting of 1994 to stage a flashy glittery ode to biblical allegory, artistic freedom and sequence a lot of sequence.

戈蘭執導的這部電影利用1994年的未來主義背景，為聖經寓言、藝術自由和序列的大量序列上演了一場華麗的頌歌。

The apple is honestly a blast, albeit perhaps not the way Golan initially intended a disco and funk fuse trip that's best enjoyed with good friends and a pinch of salt.

老實說，這個蘋果是一個爆炸性的東西，儘管它可能不是戈蘭最初打算的那種迪斯科和放克導火線之旅，最好與好朋友和一撮鹽一起享受。

How nice of you to come.

你能來真是太好了。

Mm Maybe I'll leave it some other time I see you number two, never too young to die.

嗯，也許我會把它放在其他時間，我看到你二號，永遠不會太年輕的死亡。

The cast of never too young to die basically sells itself a prime example of eighty's cheese begging for you to sit down and watch the water supply.

永不嫌棄的演員們基本上都是以八十歲的奶酪為主要賣點，乞求你坐下來觀看供水。

I'm gonna poison the water supply for gold for money.

我要在水源中投毒，換取黃金換取錢財。

A young john stamos, vanity at the peak of her popularity.

一個年輕的約翰-斯塔莫斯，虛榮心在她的人氣高峰期。

Gene Simmons is an unforgettable villain.

吉恩-西蒙斯是一個令人難忘的反派。

Heck, even Freddy Krueger himself, robert Englund shows up for the fun.

甚至弗萊迪-克魯格本人，羅伯特-恩格倫也來湊熱鬧。

Never too young to die varies wildly in tone, but never forgets to be fun, stainless and vanity looked great on screen while Simmons shamelessly chews the scenery.

永不言敗》的基調千差萬別，但從未忘記有趣、不鏽和虛榮心在螢幕上看起來很好，而西蒙斯則無恥地嚼食風景。

Gold Gold got joy, although the latter's hermaphrodite character could be considered today by some to be offensive.

金金得到了快樂，儘管後者的雌雄同體的特徵在今天可能被一些人認為是冒犯性的。

Simmons puts in a performance with gleeful wits and charisma unafraid to push boundaries, heck stamos himself called it the best, worst thing you'll ever see.

西蒙斯用歡快的智慧和不怕挑戰極限的魅力進行了表演，他說斯塔莫斯自己稱這是你所看到的最好、最壞的東西。

I can't stop it before We name our number one pick.

在我們確定頭號人選之前，我無法阻止它。

Here are some honorable mentions.

這裡有一些值得稱讚的例子。

Deathbed the bed that eats indescribable arthouse schlock call me thomas.

死亡之床，吃著不可描述的文藝片的床，叫我托馬斯。

I'm doing Leaving alive, santa claus conquers the Martians.

我正在做活著離開，聖誕老人征服了火星人。

If that title doesn't hook you, we don't know what will, why did you have to do that to my helper?

如果這個標題不吸引你，我們不知道什麼會吸引你，你為什麼要對我的助手這樣做？

It's harmless.

它是無害的。

It'll wear off in a short while laser blast, a mystery science theater favorite rad BMX and a bitchen pop soundtrack Open eight legged freaks.

它將在很短的時間內穿脫脈衝光爆炸，一個神祕的科學劇院最喜歡的Rad BMX和一個bitchen流行音樂背景音樂打開八條腿的怪胎。

A fun homage to creature features.

一個有趣的對生物特徵的致敬。

We're getting close.

我們正在接近。

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好了，在我們繼續之前，請務必訂閱我們的頻道，並按下鈴鐺以獲得我們最新視頻的通知。

You have the option to be notified for occasional videos or all of them.

你可以選擇偶爾的視頻或所有的視頻都被通知。

If you're on your phone, make sure you go into your settings and switch on notifications.

如果你在手機上，確保你進入你的設置並打開通知。

Number one planet of dinosaurs.

恐龍的第一大行星。

The poster for planet of dinosaurs is undeniably awesome.

不可否認，《恐龍星球》的海報非常棒。

The stop motion.

停拍的動作。

Creature effects are also pretty damn good for such a low budget film.

對於這樣一部低預算的電影來說，生物效果也是非常好的。

This doesn't necessarily mean that planet of dinosaurs was destined for classic status of course, as many bad movie fans today revel in the pedestrian acting stilted pacing and overall weirdness that defines this late seventies curiosity doesn't being a vice president, pull any weight around here.

當然，這並不一定意味著《恐龍星球》註定要成為經典，因為今天許多壞電影迷都陶醉於這種七十年代末的好奇心所定義的迂腐的演技、呆板的節奏和整體的怪異，不做副總統，在這裡沒有任何重量。

Of course.

當然了。

Mr Baylor on the shady side.

貝勒先生在陰暗的一面。

Planet of dinosaurs is the sort of film we're watching.

恐龍星球》就是我們要看的那種電影。

Youtube reviews or riff commentaries are sometimes better than watching the real thing as there's plenty of dull spots that said the film has earned.

Youtube上的評論或扯淡評論有時比看真實的東西要好，因為有很多沉悶的地方，說是電影已經賺到了。

It's so bad.

它是如此糟糕。

It's good reputation, perhaps because of this reappraisal by modern day film fans.

它的良好聲譽，也許是因為現代影迷的這種重新評價。

And isn't that the point giving these old flicks a new lease on life?

而這不正是給這些老片子以新的生命力的意義所在嗎？

Go ahead and run lee?

去吧，跑吧，李？

You've got a whole damn world to run in, but you're gonna have to run alone.

你有一整個該死的世界可以跑，但你必須獨自跑。

We're not going with you.

我們不和你一起去。

I'm in charge here.

我是這裡的負責人。

You'll do as I say.

你要按我說的去做。

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