[popping sound] Huh?

[啪啪聲] 嗯？

The Pods.

豆莢。

- The whats?

- 什麼？

[popping suckers]

[彈出的吸盤]

[all popping suckers]

[所有彈出的吸盤]

- It's our rivals...

- 是我們的對手...

Sharks: The Pods.

鯊魚。豆莢》。

all: Pods.

所有。豆莢。

all: Sharks.

所有。鯊魚。

Pods: Pods. Sharks: Sharks.

豆莢。吊艙。鯊魚。鯊魚。

Pods: Pods. Sharks: Sharks.

豆莢。吊艙。鯊魚。鯊魚。

- [whimpering] - Pods!

- 豌豆莢!

- Sharks!

- 鯊魚！

[siren wailing]

[警笛聲]

- The cops! Phew!

- 警察來了!籲！

- Hold it there, laddies.

- 停在那裡，小夥子們。

Break this nonsense up right now.

現在就打破這種無稽之談。

- Now, you Pods clear out of here.

- 現在，你們這些花苞要離開這裡。

- Hey, we'll see you at the showdown, Sharks.

- 嘿，我們會在對決中看到你，鯊魚。

[all popping suckers]

[所有彈出的吸盤]

Unless you're a bunch of jellies.

除非你們是一群果凍人。

[laughs]

[笑聲]

- We're gonna be there, and we're no jellies!

- 我們會在那裡，我們不是傻瓜！我們是在那裡。

- Not so fast there, boy-o.

- 別那麼快，孩子。

There won't be a showdown.

不會有攤牌。

You lads know that's our turf.

你們這些小夥子知道那是我們的地盤。

- Stay off our beat. This is your final warnin'.

- 離我們的節奏遠一點。這是對你的最後警告。

- Cops, always breathing down our gills.

- 警察，總是對著我們的腮幫子呼吸。

- Well, I'm glad that's all cleared up.

- 好吧，我很高興這一切都被澄清了。

- You're right, Sponge.

- 你是對的, Sponge.

We got a showdown to get ready for.

我們要為一場對決做好準備。

- Oh, uh, didn't you hear?

- 哦，呃，你沒聽說嗎？

The nice officer said there won't be a showdown.

這位好心的官員說，不會有攤牌。

- Forget the cops.

- 忘記警察。

It's the Pods we need to take down,

我們需要攻下的是花苞。

and we can do that, because we got you on our side.

我們可以做到這一點，因為我們有你在我們身邊。

- Uh, me? You know I'm not really the showdown type.

- 呃，我？你知道我不是真正的攤牌類型。

- I thought you was one of us.

- 我以為你是我們中的一員。

- Yeah, a Shark.

- 是的，一條鯊魚。

- I was caught up in the moment. I just love making new friends.

- 我沉浸在這一刻。我只是喜歡結交新朋友。

- Do not shrimp out on us, Sponge-o.

- 不要在我們面前縮手縮腳，Sponge-o。

The showdown is at the playground, tonight,

攤牌是在操場上，今晚。

so we're gonna see you there, right?

所以我們會在那裡見到你，對嗎？

- Um--[gulps] Oh, okay.

- 嗯......[吞嚥]哦，好的。

See you guys there. Bye.

在那裡見到你們。再見。

- Don't disappoint us, Sponge.

- 不要讓我們失望，Sponge。

[tires screeching]

[輪胎刺耳的聲音]

- Showdown? I can't fight in a showdown.

- 攤牌？我不能在攤牌中戰鬥。

I'll have to go into the Witness Protection Program.

我將不得不進入證人保護計劃。

I'll have to quit working at the Krusty Krab.

我將不得不放棄在蟹堡王的工作。

I'll never flip a succulent Krabby Patty ever again.

我再也不會翻開一個多汁的蟹皇堡了。

Oh, what have I done?

哦，我做了什麼？

Hmm? What's this?

嗯？這是什麼？

"Ayo, Sponge-o. We were in your neck of the woods

"Ayo, Sponge-o.我們在你的林子裡

"and decided to pick up your beloved pet, Gary.

"並決定接走你心愛的寵物，加里。

"If you want to see him, you better high-tail

"如果你想見到他，你最好趕緊去找他。

"your porous caboose over to the showdown.

"你那多孔的馬車到了攤牌的時候。

Sincerely, Sharkface and the other Sharks."

真誠的，鯊魚臉和其他鯊魚"。

Gary! No-o-o!

加里！不，不，不！

I have to save Gary. I have to go to the showdown!

我得去救加里。我必須去參加決戰!

I have to get ready to fight.

我必須準備好戰鬥。

[rock and roll music]

[搖滾音樂]

♪

♪

Hiyah!

嗨呀！

I'm ready.

我已經準備好了。

[tires screeching]

[輪胎刺耳的聲音]

[all popping suckers]

[所有彈出的吸盤]

[all growl]

[所有的咆哮聲]

[all snapping fingers]

[全部打響指]

- I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready.

- 我已經準備好了。我準備好了。我準備好了。

I'm ready. I'm ready!

我已經準備好了。我準備好了!

Back up, Pods. Don't make me hurt you.

退後，波德士。不要讓我傷害你。

all: Huh?

所有。嗯？

- SpongeBob, what are you doing here?

- 海綿寶寶，你在這裡做什麼？

- Squidward? Oh, no.

- 章魚哥？哦，不。

I accidentally joined this bad boy gang

我不小心加入了這個壞小子團伙

and I'm supposed to fight in this showdown

而我應該在這場對決中戰鬥

'cause I gotta save Gary,

因為我得救加里。

and I don't want go into the Witness Protection Program,

而且我不想進入證人保護計劃。

but I can't fight you, 'cause you're my friend.

但我不能和你對抗，因為你是我的朋友。

- What are you talking about, jellyfish for brains?

- 你在說什麼，水母的大腦？

We are a troupe.

我們是一個劇團。

- A troupe? What do you mean?

- 一個劇團？你是什麼意思？

- A dance troupe, you numbskull.

- 一個舞蹈團，你這個呆子。

This is a dance showdown. No one is going to fight.

這是一場舞蹈對決。沒有人要打架。

- But what about those girls that screamed and fainted?

- 但那些尖叫和暈倒的女孩怎麼辦？

- Oh, that? That's just our fans.

- 哦，那個？那只是我們的粉絲。

They scream and faint all the time.

他們一直在尖叫和暈倒。

- We love you! [all cheering]

- 我們愛你![所有人歡呼]

- What about the fruit vendor?

- 賣水果的人呢？

He just gave you his fruit and ran away.

他只是給了你他的水果，然後就跑了。

- That guy's a health nut.

- 這傢伙是個健康瘋子。

He's always worried that we don't eat enough fruits.

他總是擔心我們吃的水果不夠多。

- It keeps you regular.

- 它使你保持規律。

- But what about the club?

- 但俱樂部呢？

The bouncer said you destroyed the place.

保鏢說你毀了這個地方。

- That was a total accident.

- 那完全是一個意外。

That's how we lost... Jonnie.

這就是我們如何失去...Jonnie.

Jonnie thought he could do a quadruple pirouette.

喬尼認為他可以做一個四重回旋動作。

He lost control, he fell down.

他失去了控制，他摔倒了。

He scratched up the floor pretty bad.

他把地板颳得很厲害。

- [groans]

- [呻吟聲]

- He won't be able to dance for days.

- 他好幾天都不能跳舞了。

Maybe even a week!

也許甚至一個星期!

both: Jonnie, no!

都是。喬尼，不！

- Oh, brother.

- 哦，兄弟。

- But you Sharks kidnapped Gary.

- 但是你們鯊魚隊綁架了加里。

- We would never do such a thing.

- 我們絕不會做這種事。

- Yeah, we were just giving him a ride.

- 是的，我們只是送他一程。

Gary's our DJ.

加里是我們的DJ。

- Meow.

- 喵喵。

- Yay! I'm not a criminal by association.

- 耶!我不是一個連帶的罪犯。

- Will you stop yakking, already?

- 你能不能別再胡說八道了？

- You're right, Squidward. Gary, lay down some tunes.

- 你是對的，章魚哥。加里，給我寫點曲子。

- Meow.

- 喵喵。

[record scratching]

[唱片刮擦聲]

[all snapping fingers]

[全部打響指]

[cool jazz music playing]

[涼爽的爵士音樂響起]

♪

♪

[quirky electronic music playing]

[古怪的電子音樂響起]

♪

♪

[siren wailing]

[警笛聲]

- Oh, no! It's the coppers!

- 哦，不！是警察來了！

- We told you to stay off our turf, lads.

- 我們告訴過你不要靠近我們的地盤，小夥子們。

- I'm so sorry, Officer. We were just dancing.

- 我很抱歉，警官。我們只是在跳舞。

- You call that dancing?

- 你管這叫跳舞？

Move aside, boy-os. This here is our beat.

讓一讓，男孩們。這就是我們的節奏。

[drumming]

[鼓聲]

[moody island music playing]

[情緒化的島嶼音樂響起]

- ♪ Hula, hula

- ? 呼拉，呼拉

♪

♪

[tires screeching]

[輪胎刺耳的聲音]

- Oh, no, it's Internal Affairs!

- 哦，不，是內務部!

- We're shutting you dirty dancing cops down.

- 我們要讓你們這些跳髒舞的警察閉嘴。

- It's time to pop it... and lock it.

- 現在是時候彈出它......並鎖定它。

[record scratching]

[唱片刮擦聲]

[hip-hop music playing]

[播放嘻哈音樂]

- ♪ Ah, hey!

- ? 啊，嘿！

- ♪ Party's in the house party's in the house ♪

- 黨的房子里黨的房子裡

- ♪ Give it up - ♪ Hey!

- ♪ 放棄吧 - ♪ 嘿！

It's all over--nobody can beat Internal Affairs.

這一切都結束了--沒有人能夠打敗內務部。

- Ooh! Leave it to the Sponge.

- 哦!把它留給Sponge。

Ay, yo.

哎，喲。

[rock and roll music]

[搖滾音樂]

- ♪ Yeah, Kung Fu Rock Kung Fu Rock ♪

- 是啊，功夫搖滾 功夫搖滾?

♪ Kick off your socks, get a clap on the chops ♪

踢掉你的襪子，得到一個拍手的機會

♪ Swing one, swing two, smack down, pop! ♪

揮一拳，揮兩拳，打下去，啪！?

♪ That's how you do the Kung Fu Rock ♪

這就是你如何做功夫搖滾？

♪ Hi-yah!

♪ 嗨呀!

♪

♪

[all snapping fingers]

[全部打響指]

- And the winner is...

- 獲勝者是...

SpongeBob SquarePants and The Sharks!

海綿寶寶和鯊魚!

[all cheering] - For Jonnie!

[為了喬尼!

- [panting] We saved the rec center!

- [喘氣] 我們拯救了娛樂中心！

- What rec center?

- 什麼娛樂中心？

- Now everybody's a winner.

- 現在每個人都是贏家。

[all cheering]

[所有的歡呼聲]

- I didn't win anything.

- 我沒有贏得任何東西。