You're not allowed to smile or laugh while watching, or you lose.

看得時候不能微笑或笑出來，否則就輸了

Wow...okay.

哇...好

I'm gonna win this one!

我會贏的

I'm pretty sure that I can do that 'cause I'm emotionless,

我挺確定我會贏的，因為我沒什麼情緒

I'm an emotionless man.

我是個無情緒的人

Really? Another one of these?

真的？又是這種？

I'm gonna [bleep] ace it.

我絕對會贏的

(snickering)

（竊笑）

(Finebros) Five seconds, Laina!

（Finebros）才五秒鐘欸，Laina！

Seen it before.

看過了

It's an old one. It's not amusing me.

這是舊的，沒辦法給我驚喜

(whispering) Damn it.

（呢喃）該死

Damn it! (laughs)

該死！（笑）

When you play it over... you can't play it over! (laughs)

如果你一直重播...你不能一直重播！（笑）

You cheated the clip! I know the original clip.

你在短片上動手腳！我知道原本是怎樣

You cheated by replaying it over!

你讓他一直重播！

(laughing)

（笑）

Oh, animals get me every time. (laughs)

噢，跟動物有關的都會讓我笑（笑）

That is one of my favorite all-time clips on the Internet.

這是我一直以來在網路上最喜歡的短片之一

(laughing)

（笑）

Okay, Phil, looks like you're out!

OK，Phil，看來你輸了！

- I'm sorry. - I laughed 'cause you laughed!

- 抱歉 - 我是因為你笑我才笑的！

- I'm sorry! - Stop dragging me down with you.

- 抱歉嘛！ - 不要再把我拖下水了

(laughing)

（笑）

(Finebros) You're done!

（Finebros）你輸了！

Wait, wait...let me try it again. Let me try it again.

等等...讓我再試一次，再試一次就好

Holding strong. Let's do it, let's do it. Hit me.

還忍得住，可以的，可以的，來吧

(geese squawk)

（鴨子叫聲）

Look at all those chickens!

看看這些雞！

(laughs)

（笑）

(speaking foriegn language)

（外國語言）

(bleating)

（羊叫聲）

- (bleating) - Hmm.

- （羊叫聲） - 嗯

Oh my gosh.

我的老天

(bleating)

（羊叫聲）

(bleating)

（羊叫聲）

(speaking foreign language)

（外國語言）

I was trying so hard not to laugh at that one.

我很努力讓自己不要笑出來

(bleating)

（羊叫聲）

Still not funny at all. I'm not laughing.

還是不好笑，我沒有笑

- (bleating) - (snickers)

- （羊叫聲） - （竊笑）

A fricking goat, it got me!

一頭天殺的羊，讓我輸了！

Go!

去吧！

(girl groans)

（女來呻吟）

Go!

去吧！

(girl groans)

（女孩呻吟）

Go!

去吧！

(girl groans)

（女孩呻吟）

Go!

去吧！

- (girl groans) - How can someone laugh at that?

-（女孩呻吟） - 怎麼會有人笑得出來？

That's a little girl getting hit in the face by concrete.

這是一個小女生面朝下直接撞水泥欸

(singing)

（唱歌）

Oh no...this is not gonna end well.

噢不...這不會有好結局

No!

不！

(singing) Baby, we can't see...

（唱歌）寶貝，我們看不清...

I love how she's probably got the camera on a bunch of books or something.

我喜歡他可能把相機架在很多書上面之類的

Predictable.

可以預期的

Who edited--did you guys edit this? It's so immature.

是誰剪接...你們剪接的嗎？好幼稚

- (Finebros) You won! - YES!

-（Finebros）你贏了！ - 太棒了！

Yes!

耶！

Feels great to defend my title.

能捍衛我的名譽感覺真棒

People are gonna think I have no sense of humor.

大家會覺得我一點幽默感都沒有

(Finebros) So, to start us off, tell us what got you and why.

（Finebros）開始吧，告訴我們是哪一個讓你笑的，然後為什麼

Uh...the very beginning, just the dog running.

呃...最一開始，就是一隻狗在跑

I was trying to zone out on a spot on the screen

我試著讓視線停留在螢幕上的某個點，好讓自己放空

and not think about what was happening.

不要去想現在發生什麼事

The first dog. That's pretty sad.

第一個影片的狗，挺傷心的

Anything repeated twice is hilarious to me.

對我來說，任何重複兩次的東西都很好笑

You replayed the video over and over again! That's not fair.

你們一直重播那個影片！一點都不公平

I think it was because one of those things where I thought that was the funny thing--

我想是因為我覺得很好笑的地方

- Yeah. - That it was running in its sleep.

- 對啊 - 就是牠在睡夢中奔跑

- You're like, "Okay"-- - And then it goes up and slams--

- 你就會「好喔」 - 然後牠就起來去撞...

I can handle this part.

這裡我還忍得住

The second he fell on his face.

他的臉撞到地上的瞬間

It sucks! I had seen that one before, too, and I just...forgot what was coming.

糟透了！我明明以前看過，我就是...忘了接下來會發生什麼事

Camel/Llama thing?

駱駝/美洲駝那個？

- (Finebros) Actually, it's called an Ibex. - Right. I've never heard of one of those.

-（Finebros）其實那是野山羊 - 好，我從來沒看過那個

They're just so human! It was doing very human

他們好像人！他們在做很像人類、

and very emotive things!

很情緒性的行為！

(Finebros) Which video almost got you the most?

（Finebros）哪個影片讓你差點笑出來？

The animal ones.

動物那個

I knew what was coming with the girl and the dog.

我知道那個女孩和狗會發生什麼事

I'd seen that before, but it still manages to get me.

我之前看過，可是還是差點笑出來

I am human.

我還是有人性的

(Finebros) Why is it so hard not to laugh when you're told not to laugh?

（Finebros）為什麼被告知不能笑時這麼難忍笑？

'Cause I don't like listening to people. (laughing)

因為我不喜歡聽別人的話（笑）

I guess 'cause you know something funny is about to happen.

我猜是因為你知道會有好笑的事要發生

You feel pressure.

你感到有壓力

You're told not to laugh, and I'm in a room of silence

你叫我不要笑，而我在這個安靜的房間裡

and you guys staring at me.

你們還一直盯著我看

I think that's just a weird thing about humans,

我想這就是人類奇妙的地方

where if you're challenged to not do something inappropriate,

如果你要挑戰做一件不適當的事

your body just does the exact opposite of what you're trying to do.

你的身體就會做完全相反的事情

- It does. - You know what I mean?

- 真的 - 你知道我的意思嗎？

Don't blink.

不要眨眼

- (laughing) - (Finebros) Right away.

-（笑） -（Finebros）馬上欸

You did it straight away!

你馬上就眨眼了！

I'm sure it's more psychological once something's in your mind.

我想這是心理學，如果你心裡想著一件事

It's like, "Don't think of an elephant."

像是「不要想著大象」

And now you're thinking of an elephant.

接著你就會一直想到大象

It's so difficult to not think of something someone puts in your head.

要不去想一件別人塞進你頭腦的東西很難

- That's a good idea for a video! - Yeah. (laughter)

- 這是很好的影片題材！ - 對啊（笑）

- (Finebros) I want to see it! - Yeah.

-（Finebros）我想看！ - 是啊

We thought about that. We did one on yawning,

我們之前有想過，也有拍過關於打哈欠的

but now we we're like, "Can we do one on contagious laughter?"

但是我們現在想「可以拍一部有關笑聲感染力的嗎？」

(Finebros) What is your technique for not laughing?

（Finebros）你讓自己不要笑的技巧是什麼？

I was just thinking about the first time I had an animal that died.

我在想我第一次養的動物死掉了

Try and completely block out what you're looking at,

試圖讓大腦擋掉你在看的東西

and just imagine a horrible situation.

然後想像一個很糟的情況

I can flip a mood switch fairly easily that allows me to just not give

我可以很容易關閉情緒的開關，讓我對任何事物

any outward expressions in response to things.

都不會有外顯的情緒表現

I mean, I sound like a sociopath right now!

我是說，我現在看起來像個反社會人士！

(Finebros) So what do you want to say to anyone who defeated you

（Finebros）你想跟打敗你、完成這項挑戰的人

- and actually completed this challenge? - I admire you.

- 說什麼？ - 我欣賞你

You're the kind of person that I wanna be.

你是我想成為的人

I have nothing to say to them.

我沒有話要對他們說

- That must've been really boring to watch. - Yeah.

- 看他們反應一定很無趣 - 對啊

You don't have a soul, I don't think. You don't have a soul!

我不覺得你有靈魂，你沒有靈魂！

You have a terrible sense of humor and you're not a funny person.

你超沒幽默感，一點都不有趣

Congratulations.

恭喜

You have a stone cold heart.

你真是鐵石心腸

You do not understand emotion and the way animals and people behave.

你一點都不了解情緒是怎麼回事，也不懂動物和人類的自然行為

I don't want to be around you. You are not fun people to be around.

我才不想待在你身邊，待在你身邊一點都不好玩

It's always funny when people hurt themselves.

人們弄傷自己的時候明明就很好笑

You're too cool to laugh. Or they just really wanted to win.

你冷酷到笑不出來，或是他們真心想贏

Is there a prize?

贏了有獎品嗎？

(Finebros) What do you want to say to your fellow YouTubers who you defeated?

（Finebros）你想對你打敗的Youtubers說什麼？

See, I don't know. Is it a good thing that I defeated them,

不知道欸，打敗他們是件好事嗎

that I'm able to suppress emotions?

表示我有辦法壓抑情緒？

Get wrecked.

去死吧

I beat you all. You've been destroyed!

我打敗你們所有人了，你們輸了！

To all of the YouTubers who lost, and I didn't,

那們輸掉的Youtubers們

I think you guys should just send me an e-mail with your username

我想你們應該寄給我一封email

and password, and I should take over your channel.

告訴我你們的帳號密碼，讓我接管你們的頻道吧

Thank you for watching another episode of YouTubers React.

謝謝收看這一集的Youtubers React

If you guys enjoyed this episode, make sure you subscribe

如果你們喜歡這部影片的話，記得訂閱

to only the losers who actually laughed at the video.

那些笑出來的遜咖們的頻道

Links will be down below.

連結在下面

New episodes of YouTubers React come out all the time,

無時無刻都有新的Youtubers React

so don't go anywhere.

所以不要離開喔

That about wrapped it up for this episode of YouTubers React.

這差不多就是這集Youtubers React的結尾了

We'll see you next time.

我們下次再見