I say I went to the store for something to buy.

我說我去商店買東西了。

They didn't have milk.

他們沒有牛奶。

So I bought hand tie.

所以我買了手扎。

I told the cashier I'm 18 years old.

我告訴收銀員我已經18歲了。

She said, oh sir, no need to be that bold, I can see that you are a fine young man, though, I wouldn't buy that manga, I'd be damned.

她說，哦，先生，沒必要那麼大膽，我看得出你是個優秀的年輕人，雖然，我不會買那本漫畫，我會被詛咒。

I said, why, what's wrong?

我說，為什麼，有什麼問題？

Do I look like a dork?

我看起來像個傻子嗎？

She said, let's just say it's not safe for work.

她說，只能說這對工作不安全。

You're gonna poke your eyes out with a fork and that says a lot.

你要用叉子把你的眼睛戳出來，這說明了很多問題。

That says a lot.

這說明了很多問題。

So I said, what's wrong?

所以我說，怎麼了？

Is it some kind of Gorno, you'd have to be bored to enjoy this kind of porn?

這是某種戈爾諾，你必須無聊才能享受這種色情？

I said, tell me, tell me what's inside your own.

我說，告訴我，告訴我你自己裡面有什麼。

No need to be vulgar.

沒必要這麼粗俗。

You find young boy, you see this anti specializes in all kinds of thighs, but no boobs, no ass, only thighs.

你找到年輕的男孩，你看到這個反專門在各種大腿，但沒有胸部，沒有屁股，只有大腿。

Therefore I wouldn't buy it.

是以，我不會買它。

It's kind of boring.

這有點無聊。

I couldn't even finish it.

我甚至沒能完成它。

I ended up snoring.

我最後打起了鼾。

What?

什麼？

What the what the fuck?

什麼他媽的是什麼？

What did you say?

你說什麼？

You absolute fool.

你這個絕對的傻瓜。

You have no right to say what is it?

你無權說這是什麼？

Ain't cool.

這並不酷。

Your words for my ears are only torture.

你的話對我的耳朵來說只是一種折磨。

And that's coming from me, a man of culture because I went to the store for something to buy.

這是來自我這個有文化的人，因為我去商店買東西。

They didn't have milk.

他們沒有牛奶。

So I bought hand tie.

所以我買了手扎。

I told the cashier that thighs will do fine.

我告訴收銀員，大腿就可以了。

And I got my hand tie.

我還得到了我的手扎。

So nice, try nice try.

那麼好，試一試好了。

Ben.

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