- Why won't he just le--

- 他為什麼不乾脆...

[Screams]

[尖叫聲]

Whoa!

哇!

Crash!

崩潰了！

Ah!

啊!

Oh, no. Not again.

哦，不。又來了。

If my parole officer finds out, I don't stand a chance.

如果我的假釋官發現了，我就沒有機會了。

I'll be sentenced for life this time.

這次我將被判處終身監禁。

- Hmm, quite a conundrum you have here.

- 嗯，你這裡有一個相當大的難題。

It would be a crying shame to a certain someone

這將是對某個人的一種恥辱的哭訴

if this information were to leak out to the authorities.

如果這一資訊被洩露給當局。

- Oh, please, don't tell the police.

- 哦，拜託，不要告訴警察。

I'll be a dead man if I get caught.

如果我被抓到，我將是一個死人。

I'll do anything.

我可以做任何事情。

- It's gonna cost a fortune

- 這將會花費一筆財富

to get this fixed...

讓這個問題得到解決...

thanks to you.

感謝你。

- Oh, gracious me.

- 哦，上帝保佑我。

I don't have that kind of cash.

我沒有那麼多的現金。

- Don't worry.

- 不要擔心。

I think we can work something out.

我想我們可以解決一些問題。

- Huh?

- 嗯？

You mean we should go out on a date?

你是說我們應該出去約會？

- Uh...

- 呃...

Interesting.

有趣的是。

No, I had something else in mind.

不，我有別的想法。

Surprise, SpongeBob.

驚喜吧，海綿寶寶。

You have a new coworker.

你有一個新的同事。

- Mrs. Puff!

- 泡芙夫人！

- [Screams]

- [尖叫聲]

- She'll be filling in for Squidward

- 她將填補章魚哥的空缺

while he's...

而他...

Uh...

呃...

on vacation.

在度假。

Isn't that right, Mrs. Puff?

對不對，泡芙夫人？

- That's right.

- 這就對了。

- And she'll be working unpaid

- 而且她會無償工作

until he returns, won't she?

直到他回來，她不會嗎？

- Yeah.

- 是的。

- Squidward.

- 章魚哥。

I forgot to tell you,

我忘了告訴你。

you're taking the summer off.

你要在夏天休息。

Have a good time.

玩得開心點。

See ya.

再見。

Whoo, that was close.

哇，好險啊。

- It all sounds a bit mysterious to me.

- 這一切對我來說聽起來有點神祕。

But why should I care?

但我為什麼要在乎呢？

I'm working with good old Mrs. Puff.

我正在和好的老泡芙夫人一起工作。

Say, did you get my note?

說，你收到我的紙條了嗎？

- Oh, I got your note all right.

- 哦，我收到了你的紙條，很好。

- So what do you think?

- 那麼你怎麼看？

- What did I think?

- 我是怎麼想的？

I think it caused me to...

我認為這導致我...

Uh, let's just say it changed my life.

呃，我們只能說它改變了我的生活。

- It certainly has.

- 它當然有。

Now SpongeBob, would you please show Mrs. Puff her new duties

現在，海綿寶寶，請你向泡芙夫人展示她的新職責，好嗎？

vis-a-vis her recently changed life,

對比她最近改變的生活。

because I sure as snail snot

因為我肯定像蝸牛的鼻涕一樣

can't be bothered to do it.

懶得去做。

- Oh, boy.

- 哦，孩子。

I get to show you the ropes, Mrs. Puff.

我可以給你演示一下，泡芙夫人。

Hey, it's kinda like I'm the teacher.

嘿，這有點像我是老師。

[Laughs]

[笑聲]

I'm gonna be teaching you now.

我現在要教你。

- Patience is a virtue.

- 耐心是一種美德。

- Shall we start with the importance

- 我們是否應該先談一下重要性

of good kitchen hygiene?

良好的廚房衛生？

Or the unabridged history of the patty?

或者說是餈粑的未刪節的歷史？

- Why don't we just start with my basic duties?

- 我們為什麼不直接從我的基本職責開始呢？

- Eager to get behind the wheel, eh?

- 急切地想坐到方向盤後面去，是嗎？

I like it.

我喜歡它。

Repeat after me:

跟著我重複。

"This is my register.

"這是我的登記簿。

There are many like it, but this one is mine."

有很多類似的東西，但這個是我的。"

- There are many like it, but this one is mine.

- 有很多類似的東西，但這個是我的。

- Now, like a ship's rudder,

- 現在，就像一個船舵。

this old register is temperamental.

這臺老式的註冊機是有脾氣的。

So when you hit the total key--

是以，當你按下總鍵 --

what are you doing?

你在做什麼？

- Nothing.

- 沒有什麼。

- You're not taking notes?

- 你不做筆記？

Always remember, good grades...

永遠記住，好成績...

Both: Only follow diligent notes.

兩者都是：只遵循勤奮的筆記。

- I know, SpongeBob.

- 我知道，海綿寶寶。

I taught you that phrase.

這句話是我教你的。

- Don't worry, Mrs. Puff.

- 別擔心，泡芙夫人。

You may borrow my notepad today.

你今天可以借用我的記事本。

Now, where was I?

現在，我在哪裡？

Oh, yes.

哦，是的。

The total key is a bit sticky,

總的來說，關鍵是有點粘性。

so you're going to have to be forceful,

所以你必須要強硬。

but not too forceful.

但不要太用力。

Did you get that?

你明白了嗎？

- Forceful, but not too forceful.

- 有力，但不要太有力氣。

- You did!

- 你做到了!

Diligence like this deserves a sticker.

像這樣的勤奮應該得到一張貼紙。

Collect ten, and you're entitled to a "super" sticker.

收集十個，你就有資格獲得一個 "超級 "貼紙。

Why don't we work on our customer service

我們為什麼不在客戶服務上下功夫呢？

with a little role playing?

用一個小的角色扮演？

I'll be the customer, and you show me your best

我將是顧客，你向我展示你最好的東西

and friendliest service, hmm?

和最友好的服務，嗯？

- Fine.

- 很好。

- [In British accent] Good day, m'lady.

- [英國口音]日安，女士。

Charmed, I'm sure.

迷人的，我肯定。

- Funny costume, SpongeBob.

- 有趣的服裝，海綿寶寶。

- Forgive me, but I know not of this SpongeBob fellow.

- 請原諒我，但我不知道這個叫海綿寶寶的傢伙。

My name is Duke Thomas Feathermuffin,

我的名字是公爵托馬斯-費瑟姆芬。

and I entered your place of business

和我進入你的營業場所

in hopes of procuring lunch on this fine day.

希望能在這美好的日子裡買到午餐。

- Of course, Mr. Feathermuffin.

- 當然了，羽絨服先生。

What would you like to eat today?

你今天想吃什麼？

- Psst! Mrs. Puff.

- 噓！泡芙夫人。

It's me, SpongeBob.

是我，海綿寶寶。

I think this will go smoother if you just refer to him as Duke.

我想如果你只稱他為杜克，這將會更順利。

- [Sighs] You mean to refer to you as Duke.

- [嘆氣]你是說把你稱為公爵。

- Of course.

- 當然了。

How else would one refer to me?

不然怎麼會提到我呢？

I am a duke, after all.

我畢竟是個公爵。

Now, I should fancy a meal, if it's quite all right with you.

現在，我想吃一頓飯，如果你不介意的話。

- Okay, Duke.

- 好的，公爵。

What'll you have?

你會有什麼？

- I shall have beans on toast, please.

- 請給我一份豆子加吐司。

- All right, one beans on toast coming up.

- 好了，接下來有一個烤豆子。

- Psst! Mrs. Puff, SpongeBob again.

- Psst！泡芙夫人，又是海綿寶寶。

You better inform the Duke that we don't serve beans on toast.

你最好通知公爵，我們不提供烤麵包的豆子。

- Ugh.

- 呃。

This is just ridiculous.

這實在是太荒謬了。

Would you simply explain my duties, please?

請你簡單解釋一下我的職責，好嗎？

- What are you doing yelling at me customers?

- 你為什麼對我的客戶大喊大叫？

The Duke here is one of me regulars.

這裡的公爵是我的常客之一。

And I don't need to explain what happens

而且我不需要解釋會發生什麼

when you start losing your regularity, do I?

當你開始失去你的規律性，我呢？

- Oh, dear.

- 哦，親愛的。

Message received, Mr. Krabs.

資訊已收到，蟹老闆。

- Just don't let it happen again, Puff.

- 只是不要讓它再次發生，帕夫。

- Well, I see you had a little trouble getting in gear there,

- 好吧，我看到你有一點麻煩，在齒輪那裡。

but you'll be in the fast lane before you know it.

但你會在不知不覺中進入快車道。

[Door opens]

[門打開]

Ah, here comes another customer.

啊，又來了一位顧客。

Let's see if you can apply what you've learned.

讓我們看看你是否能應用你所學到的知識。

- Welcome to the Krusty Krab, sir.

- 歡迎來到蟹堡王餐廳，先生。

May I take your order?

我可以接受你的訂單嗎？

- Yes!

- 是的!

- One Krabby Patty, please.

- 一個蟹皇堡，謝謝。

- $1, please.

- 1美元，請。

Thank you.

謝謝你。

- Good job, Mrs. Puff.

- 做得好，泡芙夫人。

Now, all that's left is to submit the order to the cook.

現在，剩下的就是向廚師提交訂單。

- One Krabby Patty.

- 一個蟹皇堡。

- Oh, Mrs. Puff.

- 哦，泡芙夫人。

- What?

- 什麼？

- It must have slipped your mind

- 你一定是忘了這一點

that you need to submit the order in writing as well.

你也需要以書面形式提交訂單。

It's the only way to ensure maximum clarity.

這是確保最高清晰度的唯一方法。

- Fine.

- 很好。

Here's your written form.

這是你的書面表格。

- One Krabby Patty.

- 一個蟹皇堡。

Mrs. Puff?

泡芙夫人？

- What now?

- 現在怎麼辦？

- I can't begin cooking until the bell has rung.

- 直到鈴聲響起，我才能開始做飯。

Smack!

咂嘴！

Thank you.

謝謝你。

Although a smidge less rigorous next time, please.

雖然下一次請不要那麼嚴格。

- [Mumbles angrily]

- [憤怒地喃喃自語]

- Order up!

- 下訂單吧!

You've done well so far, student.

到目前為止，你已經做得很好了，學生。

Now, we deliver the item to the customer.

現在，我們將物品交付給客戶。

Be cautious, but swift.

要謹慎，但要迅速。

I wouldn't go that way if I were you.

如果我是你，我就不會走這條路。

It's faster if you go this way, Mrs. P.

如果你走這條路會更快，P夫人。

Look out for the barrel.

注意桶的位置。

- I'll give you a bar--

- 我給你一個酒吧 --

whoa!

哇!

- Watch for pedestrians.

- 注意行人。

- Ah!

- 啊!

Thud!

砰！砰！砰

- Pothole!

- 坑洞!

- Hey!

- 嘿!

- Look out, Mrs. Puff.

- 小心點，泡芙夫人。

- [Screaming]

- [尖叫聲]

- Time for evasive action.

- 是時候採取迴避行動了。

- [Screaming]

- [尖叫聲]

[Screams]

[尖叫聲]

[Tires squeal]

[輪胎尖叫聲]

[Both scream]

[兩人的尖叫聲]

Ding!

叮!

- And the Patty is unscathed.

- 而帕蒂卻毫髮無損。

Way to go, Mrs. Puff.

幹得好，泡芙夫人。