Name: 星巴克員工總是寫錯我的名字！別生氣，看看這個影片你就知道怎麼回事了 (Why Starbucks Spells Your Name Wrong - Agitators Ep. 1)
Uploaded: 2019-01-25T21:01:10.000Z
Duration: 2 min 59 s
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I am the one who writes your name in black marker on your Starbucks cup.

我就是那個用黑筆在星巴克杯子上寫上你的名字的人。

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I probably write around 500 customers' names everyday.

我每天大概寫 500 個客人的名字。

Recently it's come to my attention that people aren't always satisfied with the names I've written.

最近，我發現客人好像對我寫的名字不太滿意。

In fact, many people say the names are often wildly inaccurate.

事實上，很多人都表示我根本沒有寫對他們的名字。

They wanna know why I can never get it right.

他們想知道為什麼我總是寫錯。

Allow me to explain why, I am fucking with you.

讓我來解釋一下為什麼，我其實是鬧著你們玩的！

I didn't mishear your name, I'm deliberately misspelling your name to confuse and annoy you.

我並沒有聽錯你的名字，我就是故意把你的名字拼錯來混淆你、捉弄你。

It's the best part of my job, and I will never stop.

這是我工作中最棒的一環，而且我會繼續這樣做下去。

Let me assure you, everyone in the world knows how to spell Jessica, literally everyone.

我跟你保證，全世界都知道 Jessica 要怎麼拼，絕對沒有人會拼錯。

I decided to write "Gessica" on your cup to play with your emotions in a shrewd and calculating way.

但我決定要在你的杯子上拼成 Gessica，用這種方式對你惡作劇。

You posted about it on Instagram, Twitter and Vine.

你會發文在 Instagram、Twitter 和 Vine 上罵我。

很抱歉你的貼文沒有造成轟動。

When I hear a customer's name, I immediately think, how could I spell this name in an obnoxious way that will infuriate and perplex them.

當我聽到客人的名字時，我馬上就會思考要用什麼討厭的方式來惹怒並困擾客人。

For example, instead of "Chris", writing "Khris".

It's a small change but people still hate it.

這是一個小小的改變，但人們仍然會很不爽。

Other times I like to really fuck with people by spelling their name in a way that barely contains any of the correct letters.

有時候，我會把客人的名字改得面目全非。

Like a time I spell Nykal instead of Michael.

Oh man! That guy almost had a mental breakdown when he saw that.

天啊！當那個人看到時他幾乎快精神崩潰了！

But every once in a while, I'll spell your name correctly.

但很偶爾，我會把你的名字拼對。

You'll pick up your order, and be delighted to discover that your name is spelled right today.

當你領取你的飲品時，你會很開心看到我今天把你的名字拼對。

You'll think things might be looking up for you.

I am lulling you into a false sense of security.

在你習慣了失望之後用一個哄騙的招數讓你比較好過。

我不會停止做這件事，我會一直一直做下去！

不好意思，我沒有聽清楚你的名字。

Hi I am Paul ,tell me your best Starbucks story in the comments and I'll feature my favorite in an upcoming videos.

嗨！我是保羅，在下方留言告訴我你在星巴克發生的趣事，我會挑出最喜歡的作為下一支影片的題材。

如果你喜歡這個影片，請幫我訂閱並點個讚。

And I'm on Instagram and Twitter but who gives a fuck.

你可以來看看我的 Instagram 和 Twitter，不過應該是沒人鳥我啦。

Specially thanks to Starbucks for having a sense of humor about this and thank you for watching.

特別感謝星巴克幽默地看待這件事情。也謝謝你的收看。

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