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  • (seagull mewing)

  • (gentle piano music)

  • Rubber ducky

  • ♪ Rubber ducky it is a connection ♪

  • ♪ It doesn't have to be a tubby session yeah ♪

  • ♪ Take my day from zero to 11 yeah ♪

  • ♪ Vo do dee oh you are ♪

  • Oh, no, not this song again.

  • ♪ With me on the street everyday ♪

  • ♪ Speaking in your own special way ♪

  • ♪ That sound I wanna hear it's squeaky ♪

  • ♪ Squeaky ♪

  • Hey Bert, what sound does a duck make?

  • (rubber duck quacking)

  • It goes quack, actually.

  • Quack.

  • ♪ El patito ♪

  • - That's Spanish for Rubber Duckie.

  • (singing in foreign language)

  • Duckie I am so lucky.

  • ♪ No matter where we go ♪

  • ♪ You and I we both know ♪

  • ♪ We're there for each other ♪

  • ♪ So happy together ♪

  • ♪ You might even say we're two birds of a feather ♪

  • - Ernie, you are not a bird and he is made of rubber.

  • - It's a figure of speech, Bert.

  • ♪ Duckie I'm so lucky ♪

  • ♪ Rubber dubber dubby ♪

  • (singing in foreign language)

  • ♪ Squeeze you and squeeze you ♪

  • ♪ I know it doesn't phase you the sound my duckie plays ♪

  • ♪ Oh raise your hands up ♪

  • ♪ Let's hear what rubber duckie says ♪

  • ♪ "El patito" ♪

  • Rubber duckie.

  • (singing in foreign language)

  • (quacking sounds)

  • (people laughing)

  • Nice.

  • ♪ El patito ♪

  • (Bert humming)

  • - Hey, that song's actually pretty catchy.

  • (gentle music)

  • (upbeat beats)

  • ♪ Now this is a song ♪

  • ♪ All about how my life got flipped ♪

  • ♪ Turned up by brow ♪

  • What, what?

  • I didn't mean literally.

  • ♪ It won't take long just a minute you'll see ♪

  • ♪ We'll tell you how we became ♪

  • ♪ Bert and Ernie ♪

  • - Ernie, help.

  • (upbeat music)

  • ♪ On Sesame street born and raised ♪

  • ♪ Learning letters numbers singing sunny days ♪

  • ♪ Growing up moving flying the coop ♪

  • ♪ Said bye bye to my mommy off to one to three stoop ♪

  • (upbeat music)

  • ♪ There I met a grouch who didn't smell too good ♪

  • ♪ Told me to leave the neighborhood ♪

  • ♪ It was then I remembered what my mom used to say ♪

  • ♪ Keep your head up be kind and you'll find your way ♪

  • ♪ I said hello when I got near he said ♪

  • ♪ Oh what's that I got a banana in my ear ♪

  • ♪ Wanna be friends who laugh learn and share ♪

  • ♪ Ernie pointed to the seat and said ♪

  • ♪ Sit right there ♪

  • (upbeat music)

  • ♪ Showed him a paperclips piece on they weren't great ♪

  • ♪ Introduced them to rubber ducky as our new roommate ♪

  • ♪ One half of a whole one part of a pair ♪

  • ♪ Here's the story of how he became Ernie and Bert ♪

  • ♪ Put it there ♪

  • (Bert and Ernie laughing)

  • - Bert that's was terrific.

  • Hey, let's go again again.

  • - Again!

  • What do you mean?

  • - Hold on rubber duckie.

  • - No no no no no no no no.

  • (Bert screams)

  • - [Announcer] The following preview has been rated

  • SC for self-control.

  • (logo thuds)

  • A long time ago in a cookies and milky way galaxy

  • far far away, "Star S'mores."

  • The frightning story of a princess taken prisoner,

  • by the Evil Galactic Empire.

  • - Help, I've been taken prisoner

  • by the Evil Galactic Empire.

  • - [Announcer] And of the unlikely heroes

  • who must rescue her,

  • there's the young Luke PI Walker.

  • - I won't fail you Princess Parfait.

  • - [Announcer] The mischievous but lovable Flan Sobo.

  • - And don't forget ruggishly handsome.

  • - [Announcer] With his loyal partner Shui, the cookie.

  • - What?

  • Whoa, whoa, hey, whoa.

  • Stop the music.

  • We can't have cookie for partner.

  • - Why not?

  • - This why not.

  • Cookie!

  • Chewy crunchy food.

  • (actors struggling)

  • - You can't eat your partner,

  • you'll have to control yourself

  • or we'll never get to the princess.

  • - Control meself, how?

  • - [Announcer] Watch as our hero seek the advice

  • of their wise and wrinkled mentor Only One Cannoli.

  • - Help me Only One Cannoli, you me only hope.

  • - He needs to control himself and not eat his partner

  • who happens to be a cookie Only One.

  • - Yeah, yeah, you got strategy for that?

  • - Use the four.

  • - Sorry use the what?

  • - The four.

  • When you start to lose control, stop and count to four.

  • It will help you calm down.

  • Remember the four will be with you always.

  • - Oh, hey, that sound like good strategy

  • to help control meself around, cookie.

  • - Whoa you're losing control.

  • Remember, use the four.

  • - Yeah, right me stop and count.

  • One, two, three, four.

  • - Do you feel calmer now?

  • - Yes the power of four is strong,

  • but the power of Cookie is stronger.

  • Cookie.

  • (Flan struggling)

  • - No, he needs to try another strategy.

  • - [Announcer] You'll get goosebumps

  • when they seek out their wiser

  • and even more wrinkled mentor, Groda.

  • - More wrinkled?

  • When 900 years old, you reach, look as cute, you will not.

  • - Hey he remind me of somebody, but who?

  • - Master Groda, my friend needs another strategy

  • to help control himself.

  • - Strategy?

  • Singing a little do to you must.

  • Yes sing.

  • - Well, how is singing helped me control meself?

  • - Helps take your mind off the, you know what?

  • - You know what?

  • Oh, you mean Cookie.

  • - Flan stop, try the new strategy.

  • - There is no try, only sing.

  • (Groda humming)

  • - Okay, me sing.

  • ♪ Twinkle twinkle little star ship ♪

  • - I think the singing strategies, helping to distract Flan.

  • ♪ Up up the world so high ♪

  • ♪ Like a cookie in ♪

  • - Cookie.

  • (Flan shouting)

  • - Oh no, that strategy didn't work.

  • How will we rescue the princess now?

  • - [Announcer] You'll feel the tension

  • as our heroes come face to face with the ultimate villan.

  • - I find your lack of control disturbing.

  • - Darth Baker.

  • - What we do now?

  • - I don't know, we're all out of mentors.

  • If only my father we're here.

  • - Luke, I am you have your father.

  • - What?

  • - Interesting twist.

  • - Father, I feel the good in you.

  • Give us a new strategy.

  • - That's easy, just stop

  • and pretend the Cookie is something else.

  • Something you don't want to eat.

  • - That good strategy.

  • Oh then we can pretend that this is,

  • me granny.

  • Yeah, now me can control meself

  • because me would never eat me granny.

  • Right granny?

  • - Pop your strategy works.

  • You're the best daddy in the whole universe.

  • - [Announcer] And finally you'll cheer

  • when they rescue Princess Parfait.

  • - You rescued me and for your reward,

  • you can have my hairdo.

  • - Your hairdo?

  • - It's made of cookies.

  • - Couloir bunger.

  • You me kind of princess.

  • (Flan struggling)

  • - [Announcer] Coming soon "Star S'mores"

  • a movie next out of this world.

  • (gentle upbeat music)

  • ♪ Me got a wish on me mine ♪

  • ♪ It is the chocolate chip kind ♪

  • ♪ Me look at you and me tell ♪

  • ♪ You may have snicker doodle ♪

  • ♪ Me trade me soul for a bite ♪

  • ♪ Me spell it out black and white ♪

  • ♪ Me looked at you and me see ♪

  • ♪ You would like it oh Audrey, ♪

  • ♪ You go showing and me hunger growing ♪

  • ♪ Let get skim milk flowing ♪

  • ♪ We'll start to snack going baby ♪

  • ♪ Hey me just met you and this crazy ♪

  • ♪ But you got cookie so share it maybe ♪

  • ♪ It's hard to look at your snack baby ♪

  • ♪ You got cookie so share it baby ♪

  • ♪ Hey me just met you ♪

  • ♪ And this is crazy ♪

  • ♪ But you got cookie so share it baby ♪

  • ♪ (indistinct) cake frosting (indistinct) ♪

  • ♪ But you got cookie so share it baby ♪

  • ♪ You took your time with the bite ♪

  • ♪ Me trying to stay polite ♪

  • ♪ Me start to really freak out ♪

  • ♪ Please someone call the girl scout ♪

  • ♪ Me no chrome or browser. ♪

  • ♪ It's taken a toll on me house ♪

  • ♪ Me going off the rocker ♪

  • ♪ Please The Betty crocker ♪

  • ♪ You cookie showing and me hunger growing ♪

  • ♪ Let's get skin not flowing ♪

  • ♪ We'll start this snack going baby ♪

  • ♪ Hey me just met you and this is crazy ♪

  • ♪ But you got cookie so share it maybe ♪

  • ♪ It's hard to look at you snack baby ♪

  • ♪ But you got cookie so share it baby ♪

  • ♪ Hey me just met you and this is crazy ♪

  • ♪ But you got cookie so share it baby ♪

  • ♪ Pie and ice cream it no fave me ♪

  • ♪ But you got cookie so share it baby ♪

  • ♪ Before you came into me life ♪

  • ♪ Things we're so bad ♪

  • ♪ Me missed you so bad ♪

  • ♪ Me missed you so so bad ♪

  • ♪ Before you came into me life ♪

  • ♪ Me missed you so bad ♪

  • ♪ And you should know that ♪

  • ♪ Me missed you so so bad ♪

  • ♪ Bad bad bad bad ♪

  • ♪ It's hard to look at ♪

  • ♪ Your snack baby ♪

  • ♪ But you got cookie ♪

  • ♪ So share it maybe ♪

  • ♪ Hey me just met you ♪

  • ♪ And it is crazy but you got cookie ♪

  • ♪ So share it maybe ♪

  • ♪ Chocolate pudding ♪

  • ♪ It not fave me ♪

  • ♪ But you got cookie so share it maybe ♪

  • (gentle music)

  • - Cookie.

  • (groaning sounds)

  • Thank you.

  • (upbeat music)

  • - Jesteros needs a new king or queen.

  • And to decide we will play a game,

  • a Game of Chairs.

  • (audience cheering)

  • And here to tell you who to play the game

  • is Grover Blue Joy.

  • Grover Blue Joy?

  • Where is Grover Blue Joy?

  • - Sorry I'm late but it was really hard

  • getting over that wall out there.

  • (he shouts)

  • - Just tell everyone how to play the game.

  • - Right.

  • The Game of Chairs is played with a deck of cards.

  • - No, it's not.

  • - Of course it is not.

  • (Grover chuckles)

  • Who said that?

  • The Game of Chairs is played with marbles.

  • - No.

  • - The monster is blue and full of arrows.

  • - Is it played with a rubber chicken.

  • - No.

  • The Game of Chairs is played with chairs.

  • These three chairs.

  • - You know, that makes sense.

  • But what do you do with the chairs?

  • - Music will play and then these four players

  • who want to be king or queen

  • will March around these three chairs.

  • When the music stops,

  • they will each try and sit in a chair.

  • The lucky players who sits in a chair will--

  • - Will have a nice comfy place to rest

  • their cute and weary bodies.

  • Oh I love this game.

  • - No, they will continue to compete to be the king or queen

  • until there is one chair left.

  • That is the Game of Chairs.

  • (audience cheering)

  • Music.

  • - Music.

  • (man exhales)

  • - You were supposed to bring the music Blue Joy.

  • - Right, right, right.

  • Will be right back.

  • Music.

  • (gentle upbeat music)

  • - Stop the music.

  • - What?

  • - I said stop the music.

  • - Sorry I cannot hear you over this music.

  • - Stop the music.

  • (Blue Joy screaming)

  • (Baby crying)

  • - My dear let me help you.

  • - My baby is sad because we lost.

  • - I am sorry Linda.

  • A mommy of dragons?

  • Need to get tucked into the diaper.

  • (Blue Joy laughs)

  • So how many players are left?

  • - Let us count.

  • We have one, two, three players

  • and one, two, three chairs.

  • - Three chairs and three players.

  • - Can we hurry this up?

  • I have a wedding to get to.

  • - Oh, right. Remove one of the chairs.

  • - Removing one of the chairs.

  • (Blue Joy straining)

  • (Chair scraping)

  • Sorry about the floor.

  • - Now there are one, two chairs left and three players.

  • Let's continue the game. Music.

  • - Music.

  • (gentle upbeat music)

  • - Stop the music.

  • - What?

  • - Stop the music.

  • (Blue Joy screaming)

  • (people grumping)

  • - Am I out?

  • - Yes, I am sorry.

  • It looks like you choked Joffrey.

  • (Joffrey cries)

  • So how many players have left?

  • - Let us count?

  • There are one, two players.

  • - Two players.

  • - And one, two chair.

  • - Two chairs.

  • Now remove one more chair.

  • - Removing one more chair.

  • (chair scraping)

  • Really should get some wheels on these things.

  • - That leaves one chair and two players.

  • The one person to sit in this one chair

  • will be the next king or queen of Jesteros.

  • Music.

  • - Music.

  • (gentle upbeat music)

  • - Stop the music.

  • - What?

  • - Stop the music.

  • (people shouting)

  • There is one chair and only one person

  • can be in that chair

  • and that person is,

  • you?

  • - You?

  • I'm telling my brother.

  • - You are the new king.

  • - I cannot think of a more horrible and (indistinct)

  • - All hail king Grover.

  • - Nice fit.

  • - No.

  • - Do not loose your head over this nutty baby.

  • Now fetch me cushion for my royal buttom,

  • this chair is not comfy at all.

  • - Yes your fuzzy grace.

  • - And bring a sweater, I think winter is coming.

  • (singing in foreign language)

  • ♪ I never thought that I could ever find out ♪

  • ♪ Just how big jumbo shrimp could be ♪

  • ♪ But now I'm certain I don't have a doubt ♪

  • ♪ If you wanna know what the size I hold the key ♪

  • (singers vocalizing)

  • ♪ Got a ruler and as you see ♪

  • ♪ I will measure ♪

  • ♪ I'll measure ♪

  • ♪ Use your eye ♪

  • ♪ Crustacean measure was a cinch ♪

  • ♪ I will measure I'll measure ♪

  • ♪ This shrimp is one foot and one inch ♪

  • ♪ Measure up measure up up up ♪

  • ♪ And measure yeah measure ♪

  • ♪ I never thought that I would tell you ♪

  • ♪ Just how much an elephant weighs ♪

  • ♪ But now I hold the secret and you know it's true ♪

  • ♪ If you wanna now the weight I will (indistinct) ♪

  • (singers vocalizing)

  • ♪ Just the we'll get it right ♪

  • ♪ He's not gonna fail ♪

  • ♪ Cause he's using a scale you see ♪

  • ♪ I will measure I'll measure ♪

  • ♪ Till the measuring's done ♪

  • ♪ Until the measuring's done ♪

  • ♪ He will measure ♪

  • ♪ I will measure I'll measure ♪

  • ♪ (indistinct) Weighs a ton ♪

  • ♪ Measure up measure up ♪

  • ♪ Measure measure measure up ♪

  • ♪ Up up ♪

  • ♪ And measure yeah measure ♪

  • ♪ Here we go ♪

  • ♪ So you this bro ♪

  • ♪ Yeah JB leave it Lamo ♪

  • ♪ We Lamos in the kitchen cooking things up ♪

  • ♪ I'ma measure it with a spoon ♪

  • ♪ I'ma measure with a cup ♪

  • ♪ When Emo needs to know the height of something ♪

  • ♪ Emo measures with a tape ♪

  • ♪ Emo measures with a stick ♪

  • ♪ To see what weighs more a mouse or a whale ♪

  • ♪ Emo measures with a balance ♪

  • ♪ Emo measures with a scale ♪

  • ♪ The whale weighs more yes this is so ♪

  • ♪ How do you know ♪

  • ♪ Emo measured it yo ♪

  • ♪ If you ever you ever ♪

  • ♪ Need to find the size of a weight ♪

  • ♪ Measure up measure measure up measure up ♪

  • ♪ You can measure you measure ♪

  • ♪ Cause measuring stuff is great ♪

  • ♪ Measure up measure measure measure up ♪

  • ♪ And measure yeah measure ♪

  • - Hello, everybody.

  • Look at yourself, go back to me,

  • go back at yourself, now back to me.

  • Certainly you are not the monster.

  • But if you listen to Grover,

  • you will know all about the word on

  • just as this monster does.

  • Look down, back up.

  • Yep. Where am I?

  • I am on a boat.

  • What does in your hand? Back at me,

  • I haven't, it is a Clem with two tickets

  • to that thing you love.

  • On my nose.

  • Anything is possible when you smell like a monster

  • and know the work on.

  • I am on the horse.

  • - Move.

  • - Count.

  • (bright music)

  • (electric sounds)

  • Wooooo!(Man mimics)

  • (upbeat music)

  • ♪ Me get this feeling when me see cookie on the plate ♪

  • ♪ Me want to grab it, want to eat it all me know can wait ♪

  • ♪ But now me know that self-control is something me know ♪

  • ♪ Me want to grab it want to it eat ♪

  • ♪ But me wait, me want it but me wait ♪

  • Ah, this's not easy

  • ♪ Me get that feeling when I'm jungling chippy on dish ♪

  • ♪ Me want to grab it want to eat it ♪

  • ♪ But me only wish, but now me know that self control ♪

  • ♪ Is something me must try ♪

  • ♪ Me want to grab it, want to eat it ♪

  • ♪ But me wait, me want it ♪

  • ♪ But me wait, ♪

  • Oh, (indistinct) boy.

  • ♪ When me lose control, when me on the brink ♪

  • ♪ Need to just calm down, me need to stop and think ♪

  • ♪ Me need to control meself, yeah, that's the way to live ♪

  • ♪ And then me functioning like an executive ♪

  • ♪ Me wait, me want it ♪

  • ♪ But me wait ♪

  • Oh, (indistinct)

  • ♪ Me get this feeling ♪

  • ♪ When I'm (indistinct) cookies on the show ♪

  • ♪ Me want to grab it, want to eat it and the tummy is out ♪

  • ♪ But now me know that self control is something me must do ♪

  • ♪ Me want to grab it, want to eat it, but me wait ♪

  • ♪ Me want it, but me wait ♪

  • ♪ Me want it, but me wait ♪

  • ♪ Me want it, but me wait ♪

  • ♪ When me lose control, when me have no doubt ♪

  • ♪ Me have slept on me, get me drowning down ♪

  • ♪ Me keep talk to self, me keep stand off straight ♪

  • ♪ Me keep take the breathe, me can self regulate ♪

  • ♪ Me wait, me want it, but me wait ♪

  • ♪ Me want it, but me wait ♪

  • ♪ Me want it, but me wait, ♪

  • ♪ Me wait, but me wait ♪

  • (feet padding)

  • Okay, me waited long enough.

  • Cookie. (mimics eating)

  • - [Narrator] Following preview has been rated F for "focus".

  • (dramatic music)

  • He was determined to destroy all the healthy vegetables

  • in both worlds.

  • - He believeth the desire to be decisive. (he laughs)

  • (dramatic music)

  • - Hey, my broccoli!

  • - What happened to my (indsistinct)

  • - [All] I can't stick to the ruin!

  • (all screaming)

  • - [Narrator] Only hero.

  • Actually click that a whole bunch of heroes.

  • It will take a whole bunch of heroes

  • to save the healthy of "Aveggies Age Of Bon Bon."

  • - [Dr. Brownie] Onion Man where you?

  • - I got phones on Shocking on my tail coming your way,

  • Dr. Brownie, are you ready to eat it?

  • - Yeah, yeah, me ready to turn green

  • get big and eat giant chocolate chip on your man.

  • - That's very nice to hear, I'm on my way.

  • - You're gonna stop the Chocolate ship

  • when it comes around, I'll present you with my shield.

  • - Wo! That good plan Captain Ameri-cauliflower.

  • (dramatic music)

  • Oh, hey, that shield brown shape look like,

  • ooh, cookie. (shield cracking)

  • - My shield.

  • That what makes me stay strong.

  • (people shouting)

  • - What happened?

  • - We're getting creamed out here.

  • - Oh, this was a brand new suit for the sequel too boo.

  • - Dr. Brownie you got distracted.

  • The ship blew right past you. You need to stay focused.

  • - You're right Black Bean Widow,

  • but what can we do to help me stay focused?

  • - Try talking to yourself to stay focused on the ship.

  • Tell yourself, stay focused on the ship.

  • Stay focused on the ship.

  • - Wait, that good strategy mighty Gordon, yeah.

  • - I shall use my hammer to get rid of any distractions.

  • - All right.

  • I'm coming back around.

  • - Okay and to me,

  • talking to meself to stay focused,

  • stay focused on ship.

  • Stay focused on ship.

  • Hey, you know what is working.

  • Yeah, maybe me talk to meself some more, some more,

  • some more with toasted Graham wrecker cookie.

  • I ate a little bit of chocolate

  • and roasted Marshmallow.

  • (Dr Brownie cheers)

  • - My hammer!

  • What am I supposed to use now?

  • My socket wrench. Let's just play.

  • (dramatic music)

  • (instrumental music)

  • Looks like am cream Corn.

  • - God come on.

  • What happened this time?

  • - Dr. Brownie got distracted, again.

  • - Me atleast tried to do something Zucchin-Eye,

  • What you ever do?

  • - I do stuff.

  • I'm very cool, you know.

  • - Cucumber's cool, you Zucchin.

  • - Painful.

  • - Okay guys, can we focus on the problem?

  • (indistinct) man, what's going on up there?

  • - I don't know,

  • my radar has been jammed.

  • Look I'll take them around one more time,

  • but this is our last chance.

  • (water bubbling)

  • - Dr. Brownie who have got to stay focused on the ship.

  • - Yeah. Me need new strategy---all,

  • what you got?

  • - I don't know,

  • but Zucchin Eye and I will cover it.

  • - Right, look at me,

  • keeping an eye out with my super cool binoculars.

  • - Hey, that help me stay focused.

  • Yeah, me use binocular.

  • - That's my thing.

  • - Oh, okay.

  • Well then, oh maybe me use me hands like binoculars.

  • So me can stay focused on ship so me can eat it.

  • Yeah, yeah, yeah.

  • - But you just ate a shield and a hammer.

  • You couldn't possibly be hungry.

  • - That be secret.

  • Me always hungry.

  • (Dr Brownie rumbling)

  • (dramatic music)

  • (mimics eating)

  • - Till how (indistinct) get to pick a ship that size?

  • (he cries)

  • (dramatic music)

  • - [Narrator] Coming soon, "Aveggies Age of Bon Bon".

  • - So while you guys want to go get Aveggies swore mall?

  • (instrumental music)

  • - Okay big ball,

  • it's time to get exited,

  • for tonight's Sesame Street Clean Club Performance.

  • So Cookie Monster do you have the lyrics?

  • - Yep. And they delicious.

  • - Hey (indistinct) you do have the music, correct?

  • - Oh, yes.

  • Contained in this little device is any song you can imagine.

  • Name the genre I got the name and the...

  • (Dr Brownie rumbling)

  • - He got that.

  • - Oh no--

  • - Wasn't that not the cookie?

  • - Another one bites the dust.

  • - We have no lyrics and no music,

  • what ever are we going to do?

  • (upbeat music)

  • - Wait, is anyone else heard that?

  • Is that my 80's playlist?

  • I listen to this all the time we're working out.

  • - 80's it is then, places people!

  • Start me up Cookie.

  • (upbeat music)

  • (crowd applauding)

  • ♪Gotta goose ♪

  • ♪ On the moose ♪

  • ♪ Loose goose ♪

  • ♪ Gotta catch that goose (goose quarks) ♪

  • ♪ Oh, oh cheese, ♪

  • ♪ loose goose, ♪

  • ♪ now he is the one playing those cheese (goose quarks) ♪

  • ♪ What? ♪

  • That's my snack.

  • ♪ Come on and bring it back. ♪

  • ♪ Loose, loose goose let everybody catch that juice. ♪

  • ♪ Loose goose ♪

  • (audience clapping)

  • - Cookie move on to the next song.

  • And could somebody catch that goose?

  • Can I get someone on the goose?

  • ♪oh oh oh, scholar scholar scholar, ♪

  • ♪ Name like a million ♪

  • ♪ So many, oh ♪

  • ♪ Look at them whoa--- ♪

  • ♪ Scholars scholars scholars name like a million ♪

  • ♪ Red, blue and green ♪

  • ♪ And that's the scream ♪

  • ♪ Yeah ♪

  • - That means like there is like 999,000,990 sale

  • and more colors I love it.

  • - Alright, Cookie let's keep it going.

  • - Okay

  • (crowd applauding)

  • - Cookie press your belly.

  • - Oh sorry.

  • ♪(singing in foreign language) ♪

  • - You're not (indistinct)

  • Both of you.

  • (murmur singing)

  • - Oh I cannot go for this.

  • No one can do.

  • (upbeat music)

  • ♪Count to 19 ♪

  • ♪one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine ♪

  • ♪ 10, 11, 12, 13,14 ♪

  • ♪ Then comes 15. ♪

  • ♪ Oh yes, then comes 16, 17,18 ♪

  • ♪ Oh then 19. ♪

  • ♪ You do your best, oh comes question zest, ♪

  • ♪ so called counting, ♪

  • ♪ counting through 19 ♪

  • ♪ Uh! Uh! Uh! ♪

  • (crowd applauding)

  • (upbeat music)

  • ♪He's a very rouchy grouch ♪

  • ♪ You really checked Dave and Bon Bon, ♪

  • ♪ (sings in foreign language) ♪

  • ♪ You should have avoid him on the streets. ♪

  • ♪ 'cause he is a super grouch ♪

  • ♪ super grouch, he's super grouchy. ♪

  • ♪ Hey, I don't want any part of this now (indistinct) ♪

  • ♪ 'cause he's a super grouch, super grouch... ♪

  • - Well, did somebody say whim?

  • Make it big cookie

  • - Me on it.

  • (crowd clapping)

  • (upbeat music)

  • ♪(indistinct) in before them, oh, oh ♪

  • ♪ 'cause Emo is not playing in the riddim solo. ♪

  • ♪ (indistinct)we're say sleep tight. ♪

  • - Goodnight.

  • - Goodnight.

  • (instrumental music)

  • - May I?

  • - Please.

  • (upbeat music)

  • - Oh, me love the song.

  • - Me too.

  • (upbeat beats)

  • ♪(singing indistinctly) ♪

  • - Cookie. Cookie.

  • Cookie.

  • - Oh, me having both wonderful dream about the cookie.

  • - Well, hey now, hey now.

  • You dream is over.

  • Play the next song.

  • - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

  • (upbeat music)

  • ♪ Don't stop ♪

  • ♪ You need him ♪

  • ♪ New places you'll be seeing ♪

  • ♪ Turn the page ♪

  • ♪ Lie right here ♪

  • ♪ Don't stop ♪

  • ♪ You'll need him ♪

  • ♪ New friends you'll be meeting ♪

  • ♪ Don't stop ♪

  • ♪ You'll need him ♪

  • ♪ Yeah. Don't stop ♪

  • ♪ You'll need him ♪

  • (audience applausing)

  • - All right time for the finale.

  • It's the final countdown.

  • (upbeat music)

  • ♪I just wanna be your friend ♪

  • ♪ I was gonna be your (indistinct) ♪

  • ♪ Friends with each other ♪

  • ♪ And (indistinct) ♪

  • ♪ I'll always be by your side ♪

  • ♪ Taking a hand and you take mine ♪

  • ♪ I just wanna be your friend ♪

  • ♪ And love you ♪

  • (audience applausing)

  • - Hey you. Yeah.

  • You, this is your final warning.

  • That's right.

  • That's another Sesame street parody

  • with a cute awesome message about sharing. Please.

  • Let me share something with you. Click away and scram.

  • What's that?

  • You actually want to watch this? Oh, come on.

  • Seriously.

  • What are you sitting around?

  • Listening to me for that skip had already jeez.

  • (Metal banging sound)

  • - Me ate all the food and snacks side down. Oh,

  • me want more food meat! Me so hungry.

  • (people noisily discussing)

  • Treats. Oh boy.

  • Hear me come.

  • See a Barb.

  • - Wait, can I come? Don't forget me.

  • (she struggles)

  • - Come on guys. The next house has the big candy.

  • Boring old buddy dirt. I'll share with you too.

  • - Ohh, (indistinct) have a bad feeling about tonight.

  • Why don't we all go home and play a nice safe board game.

  • Go fish.

  • - It's Halloween. Lucas.

  • Nothing bad will happen to us.

  • (suspense music sings)

  • - Oh, this strange place.

  • Now where those kids with all that delicious treats num num

  • num num num num num number.

  • - Hey.

  • - Hi. Who are you?

  • Meet me. D cookie gore.

  • Hold on. Second.

  • - Me trick or treat her dressed as adorable flower.

  • - Ah, no, I get it.

  • - Yeah. Ooh.

  • One diet that doesn't just treat?

  • - This?

  • It's the only non rotten pumpkin in the whole patch.

  • - That look pretty tasty to me.

  • (eating mimicly)

  • - Hey, I was going to share that.

  • Our (indistinct) with Marie.

  • - Got to keep him out of that lab.

  • Now I have to go back to the patch.

  • (suspense music)

  • - What's that?

  • (man laughing)

  • - Drinker tree. I can't wait to share my candy.

  • - That's not strange.

  • That's just an octopus trick or treating.

  • Well I'm off to the pumpkin patch.

  • (man shouting)

  • - Watch out for the tunnels Mr. Hoppy treat.

  • Oh boy. Oh boy.

  • Oh boy.

  • (people screaming)

  • - We should have gone home.

  • - Oh boy, (indistinct) I'll protect you.

  • Have you gotten bigger?

  • (people screaming and shouting)

  • - Wow. You should totally see your faces.

  • - Oh, Hey there.

  • Skate D girl. Me here.

  • Derek treats around here.

  • - Nope. Jazz tricks.

  • (he chuckles)

  • (noisy talking)

  • - Oh boy. Oh boy.

  • Oh boy.

  • - Oh, you kids look so cute in your costumes.

  • Mine off and I'll pass out some candy.

  • - I know Will loves the gummy worms. You got any of those?

  • (stomach groaning)

  • - Oh, nice decorations.

  • Me like what you've done with the place.

  • Treats.

  • (mimics eating)

  • - Now wait, that's not fairy kind.

  • Bob, Bob.

  • The big kid ate all the candy.

  • - Hey, I think that's the Cookie Gordon.

  • (people screaming)

  • - Okay, okay.

  • I know you kids are all upset

  • because the big kid ate all the candy,

  • but look I made some cookies.

  • - Cookies.

  • (man struggling)

  • Hey, why can't me move?

  • - New (indistinct)

  • - Friends share.

  • - Share. What that?

  • - You know when you're a good friend to others.

  • - And don't just take things.

  • - You can each have some or take turns.

  • - So everyone gets candy and cookies. Not just you.

  • - Oh yeah, none of that ringing bell.

  • - Maybe this will.

  • (upbeat music)

  • - Oh yeah.

  • That a nice drawing. Well, wait a minute.

  • That sharing?

  • - Sure is. Infact,

  • I'd like to share this cookie with you.

  • - Oh, boy with me?

  • Oh cookie.

  • (person crying for help)

  • Oh, you want a cookie too?

  • - Oh yeah.

  • - Okay. Me share with you.

  • - Oh (indistinct) that kind.

  • - You going to grow up

  • to be a big strong cookie Gorgon one day.

  • - Mouth breathers.

  • - Everything's kind of back to normal.

  • (door bell sounds)

  • - Who could that be?

  • - Trick or treat?

  • - Eight. Everyone, this is my sister.

  • (people exclaim in disbelief)

  • - You had a sister?

  • - Oh yeah I see the family resemblance.

  • - Barb, Barb.

  • Me got something to share with you.

  • - Nancy?

  • She remembered me?

  • I get to go home?

  • - Oh no. Oh, waffle.

  • They (indistinct) the range up there

  • and me want to share this waffle with you.

  • There you go.

  • - Thanks.

  • Can I go home now?

  • - Oh, eat you off.

  • (feet padding)

  • - Oh, I can't believe it.

  • Spider monster musical is finally opening.

  • I can't wait to see spider monster fly.

  • I wonder where everyone is.

  • Ooh, starting and no curtain up

  • on spider monster. The musical.

  • ♪ I am spider monster who watch me ♪

  • ♪ Fly to the sky ♪

  • That's not flying. You just fell on me.

  • - It is just a 17th opening night sir.

  • (people struggling)

  • We still have a few (indistinct)

  • I tell you what to do. You have to worry.

  • I can fix this.

  • (indistinct) could you give me a boost next time?

  • Excuse me.

  • - And now, curtain up on spider monster.

  • The musical.

  • ♪ I am spider monster ♪

  • ♪ Watch me fly to the sky ♪

  • (people shouting)

  • - That's not flying either.

  • He just dropped you.

  • - You must be patient sir.

  • Just (indistinct) first show ever.

  • - Look, look,

  • I paid a lot of money for this almost premium seat.

  • I want to see spider monster fly like a bird.

  • - Like a bird?

  • Oh, a bird you say,

  • I didn't send, put this hallways appreciated.

  • I did fix that. Thank you.

  • - And now curtains up

  • on spider man the musical.

  • (upbeat music)

  • ♪ Iam spider monster ♪

  • ♪ Watch me fly to the sky ♪

  • (Spider monster shouting)

  • - I don't believe this.

  • - You must suspend this for me, sir.

  • - I didn't say you should fly on a bird.

  • I said you should fly like a bird.

  • - Well pardon me for improvising.

  • - Oh, are you going to fly or not?

  • - I am so sorry, sir.

  • But even a veteran actor and off times writer

  • do not know how to fix this.

  • (indistinct) we most close.

  • - No, no, no, you can't close.

  • - But we close all the time, sir.

  • I am afraid the curtain cannot go up on spider monster,

  • The musical.

  • - The curtain is the only thing that does go up

  • around here.

  • Why can't you make spider monster go up too?

  • - But how sir?

  • - Well, I'll show you.

  • - What I should follow you?

  • I guess so.

  • - Now you see the curtain is on a pulley.

  • - Want? You mean that round the wheelie?

  • What?

  • - Yes a pulley is just a simple machine

  • with a wheel on a rope.

  • You see the rope goes around the wheel

  • and that helps pull a curtain up.

  • (wheel moving sounds)

  • - Look at that.

  • And you call this a pulley?

  • - Yes. That's a pulley.

  • - Man (indistinct).

  • That is amazing. Well, I will try it.

  • (wheel moving sounds)

  • - Hey, whoa.

  • Get me down from here.

  • - Look, sir. You are flying.

  • - I'm not supposed to fly

  • you're supposed to fly, you're spider monster.

  • - But you make a wonderful spider monster.

  • I must applaud you, sir.

  • Bravo, bravo.

  • (banging sounds)

  • What a performance.

  • Take a few bites, sir.

  • Not that way, to the front.

  • (upbeat music)

  • - [Narrator] In the alphabet system,

  • there are 26 letters that detectives

  • who investigate these ABCs

  • are members of an elite squad called

  • "The Special Letters Unit".

  • These are their stories.

  • (feet padding)

  • (phone ringing)

  • (opening door sounds)

  • - Okay. Gathered around.

  • Everybody gathered around here.

  • - What is it Captain?

  • - We've got a missing letter and it looks like this.

  • - I know that letter.

  • - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

  • Me too captain yet.

  • I've seen it before.

  • - "M" it's a letter "M"

  • - Yeah, right. It's a letter "M"

  • - Good, good. That's right.

  • Now go out and find that "M", today.

  • - Okay captain.

  • (door sounds)

  • (door sounds)

  • - Captain, I found the missing "M".

  • - Where is it? Where is it?

  • - Right here.

  • - This doesn't look anything like the letter "M ".

  • - Oh yeah. Well, listen to this.

  • (mooing sounds)

  • See that "Moo" starts with the letter M.

  • So this must be the letter M.

  • - Maloney this isn't the letter M. It's the cow.

  • - It is?

  • - You can go now. Bessie.

  • - The name's Marie.

  • - All right, come on, come on, come on.

  • (door opening sounds)

  • (quacking sounds)

  • - Hey, captain. Look at this.

  • I found the letter M

  • - Where? Where?

  • - Right here.

  • - This isn't the letter M, it's a duck.

  • - Not just any duck.

  • I am a Mallard.

  • That's right and Mallard starts with the letter M.

  • - Well then may be months, but it still lives in an M.

  • It doesn't look anything like an M.

  • - That's what I tried to tell him,

  • but who listens to a talking piece of poultry?

  • (captain snoring)

  • (door opening sounds)

  • (feet padding)

  • - He's asleep.

  • - Yeah. Yeah.

  • Well, you better wake them up.

  • - I ain't gonna wake him. You wake him.

  • - No away.

  • - Hey, I know, can you do that junk, junk thing again?

  • (instrumental sounds)

  • - Where is that missing letter M?

  • - Sorry captain.

  • We looked everywhere, but no luck.

  • - Yeah. We just couldn't find the missing M.

  • - Excuse me. Could you tell me which way to the men's room?

  • - Sure. Down the hallway to the left.

  • - Hey, wait a minute.

  • Hold her right there.

  • - What, what I do?

  • - You're missing M.

  • - Oh, no I'm not.

  • - Sure you are. You look exactly like the missing M, see.

  • - Oh yeah. But I got a mustache.

  • - Yeah. He he does.

  • - Oh yeah.

  • (tearing sounds)

  • - It's the letter M.

  • - All right.

  • All right.

  • I confess. I am the letter M.

  • - We did it.

  • - We found the missing M.

  • - Right.

  • - All in a day's work

  • for law and order special letters unit.

  • - You know,

  • that that Chung Chung thing can really get on one's nerves.

  • Enough Chung Chung already.

  • Mummy make them stop, please.

  • (guitar beats)

  • ♪ All I've been inside and I've got the feeling ♪

  • ♪ I'm trapped between the walls and underneath the ceiling ♪

  • ♪ I feel a bit off track ♪

  • ♪ Now I'm trying to get back ♪

  • ♪ back in the CU hula, ♪

  • ♪ where the sun is shining ♪

  • ♪ Nope. That's going to stop me ♪

  • ♪ It's all in the time ♪

  • ♪ It's finally again my turn ♪

  • ♪ It's time to return ♪

  • ♪ `Cause I'll stay inside no more, no more ♪

  • ♪ I can not wait to go outdoors ♪

  • (man humming)

  • (bird humming)

  • ♪ Well open up you door and be like me ♪

  • ♪ Open up your doors, then breathe free ♪

  • ♪ I look at all the beauty ♪

  • ♪ You'll feel, love, love, love, love ♪

  • ♪ Listen to the music of the wind ♪

  • ♪ And the bird is saying "we're just one big family" ♪

  • ♪ And all the nature deserves to be loved ♪

  • ♪ Love, love, love, love ♪

  • ♪ So I would stay inside no more, no more ♪

  • ♪ It can not wait ♪

  • ♪ Am sure there's no need to run and hide ♪

  • ♪ Let's go and explore ♪

  • ♪ If you saw it ♪

  • ♪ Let's go outdoor ♪

  • ♪ Du, du, du, du, du, du, du ♪

  • ♪ Everyone come on, come on out here ♪

  • ♪ Where the air is fresh and clear ♪

  • ♪ So I won't stay inside no more, no more ♪

  • ♪ It can not wait ♪

  • ♪ Let's go outdoor ♪

  • ♪ Well open up you door ♪

  • ♪ And be like me ♪

  • ♪ Open up you door and then be free ♪

  • ♪ And look at all the beauty ♪

  • ♪ And you'll find the earth and the sky is yours ♪

  • ♪ So there's no, there's no need to hide inside ♪

  • ♪ Let's go explore ♪

  • ♪ This this will feel so great ♪

  • ♪ Let's go outdoor ♪

  • (people applauding)

  • (people clapping)

  • - The Disney channel is proud

  • to present the original Disney channel movie.

  • That's got all the kids go and goofy.

  • It's pre-school, musical.

  • - Welcome to our pre-school.

  • - It's not a high school but it's still cool.

  • - We got mats to take naps. Milk cuts to see.

  • - And (indistinct)

  • - You can play without (indistinct).

  • - You can do lots of things.

  • - What (indistinct)

  • ♪ You got a C ♪

  • ♪ Cause this is Pre-school ♪

  • ♪ Pre-School, pre-school ♪

  • ♪ Music at pre-school ♪

  • ♪ Music at pre-school, pre-school ♪

  • ♪ Pre-School musical, pre-school ♪

  • ♪ My name is (indistinct) ♪

  • ♪ And am ready to (indistinct) ♪

  • ♪ Let's all move to black corner ♪

  • ♪ and play with the blocks and play with. ♪

  • (joyful music continues)

  • - Stop sustaining that note.

  • It isn't all about black corner, you know.

  • ♪ Mary name, I'm gone ♪

  • ♪ Tell you what I like to dress up ♪

  • ♪ I like to dress up ♪

  • (joyful music continues)

  • - I got the (indistinct) square in pre-school.

  • ♪ I can put it on green hill in pre-school ♪

  • ♪ I got rectangle shape in pre-school ♪

  • ♪ I wear a super hero cape in pre-school ♪

  • (they continue singing happily)

  • - We can do both things. We can take 10.

  • - First. I can play "Dress up".

  • - And then we can play "with blocks".

  • - We can just take turns

  • ♪ And pre-school, pre-school, musical free ♪

  • (joyful song continues)

  • - Coming soon to your town is pres-shool musical two.

  • And pre-school musical three.

  • And pre-school musical, the ice show,

  • and pre-school musical, the Broadway show

  • and pre-school musical, the pre-school musical.

  • - So here's what you missed on G.

  • The G club got a (indistinct)

  • and that's what you missed on G.

  • - I'm looking at you longingly.

  • - Listen up G club. The GG (indistinct) are next week,

  • and we need to find a song about the letter G.

  • - Oh, Mr. Goo, Mr. Goo.

  • I know a great letter G song.

  • (she sings)

  • No one sings about the letter G better than I do.

  • - What?

  • - Get over yourself girl.

  • I'm a great letter G singer too.

  • (noisy discussions)

  • - All right. All right.

  • You're you're all great letter G singers.

  • In fact, it's hard to believe.

  • There could be so many great letter G singers in one G club.

  • So why don't you sing the song together?

  • - Well, okay.

  • I'll probably drown you all out anyway.

  • (group vocalizing)

  • - That's no way to sing about the letter G.

  • - Sue. You're a gym teacher.

  • What do you know about the letter G?

  • - I happen to know that G is the first letter in gym,

  • as in gymnasium and Goe, you know all about Geo.

  • Ghoster you use enough of it.

  • My Cheerio is we'll show your G club,

  • how to sing about the letter G. Go on Cheerios.

  • (Cheerios singing indistinctly)

  • - No, the letter G makes a gut sound

  • as in gasp and gorgeous.

  • - No, it makes the juice sound ju ju ju ju Georgia.

  • - That's not how G sounds. Let's show them guys.

  • (group singing)

  • - G sounds like this.

  • (people singing)

  • (noisy competition)

  • - Letter G makes both sounds.

  • - Oh yeah. Well, who are you?

  • - That's the letter G.

  • - I didn't ask you Ghoster.

  • I was asking the funny shaped kid.

  • I am the letter G

  • and I make the Gu sound and the Ju sound.

  • - If we went to win at regionals,

  • we better sing about both sounds.

  • (upbeat music)

  • - Good thing we have a big budget.

  • (group singing)

  • - Oh, wow. That was grand.

  • - Well, if you ask me it was gruesome.

  • Come on, Cheerios, back to the gym.

  • - We wanna stay and join the G club.

  • - What?

  • - Then we can sing about the letter G all day.

  • - I'll get you for this Ghoster.

  • - This calls for more glitter.

  • (people cheering)

  • (guitar music)

  • (man and group singing)

  • - [Narrator] The following preview

  • has been rated SC for self-control.

  • (upbeat music)

  • He was a brilliant scientist who had a brilliant idea.

  • - Me take little piece of cookie found in zillion

  • year old rock.

  • Turn it into a big cookie.

  • And open super duper theme park.

  • Welcome to, Jurassic Cookie.

  • (suspense music)

  • - Just how big is this Jurassic Cookie grandpa?

  • - Me not know, me not see it yet.

  • Okay dad, one big cookie.

  • (people screaming)

  • This giant (indistinct) cookie chasing us.

  • (people screaming)

  • (feet padding)

  • (crushing sounds)

  • (people exhaling heavily)

  • First time cookie ever tried to eat me.

  • (people shouting)

  • Oh, what we going to do?

  • What we going to do?

  • - The first thing we need to do is stay

  • calm grandpa and think.

  • - Yeah yeah.

  • Stay calm, think.

  • (feet padding)

  • - Look.

  • - In case of giant prehistoric cookie emergency, just H.

  • - H, H what would that mean?

  • - The rest of the word must be missing.

  • - Oh no.

  • - No, no, no, don't worry, grandpa.

  • We just need to do something that starts with the letter H.

  • - Yeah yeah right right.

  • Good, good, good.

  • Ah, ah.

  • In case of giant prehistoric emergency,

  • just Hula.

  • Hula kind of Hawaiian dance.

  • - Oh no, Here comes the cookie.

  • - Oh, in the hallway?

  • No okay.

  • Missing H word, not hula.

  • What we going to do?

  • What we going to do?

  • - Okay okay.

  • Just calm down grandpa.

  • - No time to calm down.

  • We need words that start with H.

  • Halibut.

  • - Halibut? - Yeah, kind of fish.

  • - Oh.

  • In case of giant prehistoric

  • cookie emergency, just Halibut?

  • - What does that even mean?

  • - Watch and Learn.

  • Halibut.

  • (feet padding)

  • (banging sounds)

  • Oh not the hula, not a halibut.

  • What the H word?

  • What the H word?

  • - If you just calm down grandpa,

  • maybe we can figure it out.

  • - But how me calm down.

  • - Okay okay, try, try.

  • Hugging yourself.

  • - Hugging meself?

  • - Yeah it'll help you calm down.

  • - Okay, me not sure it work, but me give it try.

  • Okay oh, oh, hug, hug, hug.

  • Hey, this working.

  • Me feeling calmer with hug.

  • And now that to me calm,

  • me thought of something.

  • Hug, start with H.

  • Maybe giant prehistoric cookie just needs hug.

  • (instrumental sounds)

  • - It worked grandpa, it worked.

  • - Yeah the cookie source

  • doesn't wanna eat us anymore.

  • - Wait a minute.

  • - What?

  • - This giant prehistoric cookie smell delicious.

  • Smell like ginger bread.

  • - Stay calm grandpa.

  • - Ginger bread me favorite.

  • - Oh, Oh.

  • - Cookie.

  • (feet padding)

  • - Grandpa, grandpa, calm down.

  • - You cannot eat that Cookie dinosaur.

  • - No.

  • (people shouting)

  • - [Announcer] Is cookie monster safe

  • from the giant prehistoric cookie?

  • Is the giant prehistoric cookie

  • safe from cookie monster?

  • Find out in "Jurassic Cookie" coming soon

  • to a theater near you.

  • (bright upbeat music)

  • - [Announcer] And now it's time for the hippest newest,

  • best dressed detective show on television, "Miami Mice".

  • - Hey, cool.

  • Look, I tell you Jackie.

  • - (indistinct) shoes are Italian.

  • - Slick man.

  • - Thank you.

  • (door closes)

  • (typing sounds)

  • - Are you the Miami mice?

  • - Can you tell by our style, JP here

  • - (indistinct) get past.

  • - One, two, two Miami mouses. Ah, ah.

  • I am count one. Count.

  • I have a tough problem.

  • I must get to the space center right away.

  • Or the rocket will not be able to take off.

  • - The space center? No sweat.

  • We'll get you there.

  • - It's a tough job.

  • - Hey, you don't sound tough to me, man.

  • - Yes, but it's very difficult, very difficult case.

  • - Chile, Chile (indistinct). Not into it.

  • Hey, we go wheels up back.

  • - Wonderful.

  • - Hey, Hey, wait a minute.

  • Not that door. That's the closet, man.

  • (door opens)

  • - Look at all those clothes.

  • - Yeah. Cool.

  • Hey.

  • - Ah, wonderful.

  • Ah, yes.

  • One, two, three (indistinct) jackets.

  • Oh, with one, two, two better fans.

  • (people speaking indistinctly)

  • One, two, three, four, five, six.

  • Six lively T-shirts.

  • - Move it out. Move it out.

  • - [Guest] Oh no.

  • Wait one, two, three, four, five,

  • five purple t-shirt.

  • - Hey he's not badging man.

  • He's just turning.

  • - I told you this would be a difficult job.

  • - Oh, this is heavy stuff here.

  • - Totally. Oh, this dude is messing with the wardrobe.

  • - How do we get this joker outta here?

  • - Oh I got it.

  • Got to count.

  • - [Guest] Yes little mousy 38 39,

  • 40 pair of Italian loafers.

  • But no socks.

  • Why are there no socks?

  • - Cool.

  • Listen, Cal dude.

  • You know how many Palm trees there on the road outside?

  • - [Guest] No, how many?

  • - We don't now.

  • No one's ever counted.

  • - Where are these palm trees?

  • - Right outside. Come on, baby.

  • Come on. Let's hit it.

  • - Let's go.

  • - I've never counted palm trees before.

  • (car engine sounds)

  • - Yo count.

  • (car hooting)

  • How is it in the back seat there?

  • - Most wonderful ride I've ever had in my life.

  • 600 Palm trees, 601 Palm trees, 602 palm trees

  • 603 palm trees, 604 palm trees,

  • 605 palm trees, 606 palm trees, 607

  • - I wonder if he understand

  • the directions we gave him.

  • - He's holding up the entire operation.

  • - Miami Mice freeze.

  • - What?

  • - You know this dude?

  • - Yes. Yes.

  • It's the count on thank heavens.

  • You're here. Count.

  • - Hurry up.

  • - Quick to the microphone.

  • We are live.

  • - Is everything prepared?

  • - Yes, of course sir.

  • Let me get him.

  • - Certainly.

  • - 10, nine, eight, seven, six,

  • five, four, three, two, one, zero.

  • Let's go.

  • (person laughing)

  • (jet engine sounds)

  • (people laughing)

  • (speaking in indistinct ways)

  • - Congratulations (indistinct)

  • - Oh no, no don't thank me.

  • The credit must go to the ones who brought me here.

  • Thank you, Miami mice.

  • Hey, where did they go?

  • They were just here a minute ago.

  • - Looks like another score for Miami Mice.

  • - Yeah, a closed call this time.

  • - Sure it was.

  • Nearly lost the wardrobe.

  • - Don't miss the next fashion pack episode

  • of Miami mice.

  • - The following preview has been rated ME

  • for mixed emotions.

  • Coming soon, Les Mousserables.

  • It's the story of Sean Bonbon.

  • A French guy who was very sad

  • because he had no cookies.

  • (group singing)

  • - Until one day things started looking up.

  • - Really? Hey.

  • Ooh. (indistinct) That's French

  • for (indistinct) cookies.

  • - But not everyone in France was as happy as Sean Bonbon.

  • - I dreamed a dream of (indistinct).

  • (woman crying)

  • A cookie I could give my daughter.

  • (woman crying)

  • Not having cookies makes me sad..

  • Makes my eyes fill up with water.

  • (woman crying)

  • - Sean Bonbon knew just how Florentine felt.

  • - I'm actually me not so sure.

  • It's hard to tell with all that cry.

  • - He looked at her face.

  • He saw what she was doing with her body.

  • - She crying and she hugging south sheep board.

  • No, no she not bored.

  • She well, me cry and hugged myself when need feeling sad.

  • - Yes.

  • - Thank you.

  • Why are you sad, Florentine?

  • - Because my daughter, (indistinct)

  • she loves cookies.

  • But I don't have any to give her.

  • - Well, just look up.

  • (Daughter singing)

  • Yeah. Okay.

  • That too far up.

  • - But what about those cookies?

  • - Oh no, these me cookies are of war, lady.

  • - Cookie monster was so happy.

  • He had cookies until he heard his friend (indistinct).

  • (woman singing)

  • - Suddenly Sean Bonbon understood

  • what (indistinct) was feeling.

  • - She sad. No, not sad.

  • - No. He looked at what she was doing.

  • - Oh, good idea.

  • Oh, well she tried to take me cookies.

  • She want what me have.

  • Oh me know that feeling.

  • What? That feeling?

  • - Jealous?

  • - That the one.

  • It okay. Eat by me.

  • When you find you own cookies,

  • then you not feel so jealous anymore.

  • Bye-bye Wong.

  • ♪ Do you hear the food is crunch? ♪

  • ♪ It's really more than we can bear ♪

  • ♪ That's the sound of Sean Bonbon ♪

  • ♪ It is the guy who would not share ♪

  • (group singing continues)

  • - Sean bonbon understood what his friends were feeling.

  • - Oh yeah. Me no have clue,

  • but me can figure it out.

  • Me just look at their face

  • and see what they do with their body.

  • They raising fists and stumping feet,

  • day angry.

  • - That's right Sean Bonbon.

  • We're angry because you have all the cookies.

  • So why don't you share your cookies

  • with all your friends?

  • - Maybe if missing song about it, me have a (indistinct).

  • Oh me I'm, I'm the monster who doesn't care

  • or me monster who wants to share?

  • If me have cookie and friends have none.

  • Then these should share with everyone.

  • Who me am.

  • - We know who you are Sean Bonbon.

  • But we'll you'll share your cookies.

  • - Yes. And your food.

  • Me share cookies.

  • (people cheering)

  • - I've got marshmallows.

  • (indistinct) for everybody.

  • (group singing)

  • - Don't miss Les Mousserables,

  • the feel good and not so good movie of the year.

  • (upbeat music)

  • - Oh, hello there.

  • Welcome to Monster Piece deter.

  • Me Alistair Cookie.

  • Today, we going to see the thrilling and stirring story

  • of two friends who raced down that beach,

  • each helping the other to be the best, he can be.

  • A story begin.

  • The race is about to start.

  • So now let us watch chariots of third.

  • - Okay (indistinct).

  • We're going to run to the end of the beach.

  • - Yeah. I do not think I want to do that.

  • Hairy old chapter.

  • - Well of course you do Grover old being

  • because when we get there,

  • you're going to get something wonderful.

  • - Really Harry old chap.

  • What is that?

  • - Oh, you'll have to wait until we get there

  • before you find out Grover old bean.

  • But anyway, running is good exercise and it's fun.

  • And it's good for you.

  • - Well then let us begin.

  • Hairy old chap.

  • Get the ready old chap.

  • Get set old chap.

  • Go old chap.

  • (people breathing heavily)

  • - Save your breath.

  • (breathing heavily)

  • Come on buddy.

  • There we go.

  • (encouraging music sings)

  • (breathing heavily)

  • - We did it.

  • We made it to the end of the beach

  • and I could not have done it

  • without you Harry old chap.

  • - My pleasure Grover old bean.

  • - Oh no.

  • What am I going to get now?

  • But I made it to the end of the beach.

  • Harry old chap.

  • - Grover old bean, you get-

  • - Yes, yes, yes, yes.

  • - To run the other way.

  • (man falling sounds)

  • - And so, end of our story of friendship

  • between an old chap and an old bean.

  • Thank you for watching.

  • This all new star cookie for monsterpiece, thank you.

  • We can't wait.

  • ♪ I'm a fisherman ♪

  • ♪ I can burn down a hut ♪

  • ♪ And I'm fishing ♪

  • ♪ For the heaviest catch ♪

  • - [Announcer] Somewhere in the wild wavy waters

  • of the Bering sea.

  • Captain Keith Heartburn and the crew of his boat,

  • the Gizzard are fishing for the heaviest catch.

  • - All right men, let's see if we caught

  • the heaviest catch, okay?

  • Bring up the net.

  • - Bringing up the net. - Bring up the net.

  • - Bring up that net.

  • Let me see that oh there we go.

  • Good good you okay now

  • bring it over here to the Captain,

  • that's it and drop it.

  • (man shouting)

  • Okay, this plump weighs a lot, this is a heavy catch.

  • (people cheering)

  • But it's not the heaviest catch.

  • - Can you throw me back.

  • I'm supposed to play cards with a cherry stone

  • over at the clams casino.

  • - Take a pottery club Charter.

  • - [Narrator] As the gizzards crew

  • lowers the net back in the water,

  • captain Heartburn wonders if he'll ever catch

  • the heaviest catch.

  • - I'm wondering will I ever catch the heaviest catch.

  • Well, one way to find out.

  • Men bring up net.

  • - Bringing up the net. - Bring up the net.

  • - Cruz struggles and strains to bring up the net.

  • Something heavy must be inside,

  • but have they found the heaviest catch?

  • - Oh boy this fish weights more than the plump.

  • This is a heavier catch.

  • (people celebrating)

  • But it's not the heaviest catch, nop.

  • - Don't worry, there's plenty of other fish

  • in the sea.

  • - Yeah well thanks for your words of wisdom, fish.

  • Get out of here

  • - [Narrator] As the moments, stick away, captain Heartburn,

  • goes desperate to catch the heaviest catch.

  • - I'm desperate to catch the heaviest catch.

  • Bring up the net.

  • - Bringing up the net. - Bring up the net.

  • - [Narrator] The gizzards crew uses every muscle

  • in their bodies to bring up the very heavy net.

  • Have they caught the heaviest catch?

  • - Drop it.

  • (captain shouting)

  • This is it.

  • This weight weighs more than anything else we've caught.

  • This is the heaviest catch.

  • (people cheering)

  • - [Narrator] And so having caught the heaviest catch

  • a happy and satisfied captain Heartburn

  • head back home.

  • - Wait, I think this catch is too heavy we're sinking.

  • - No.

  • - [Narrator] Or maybe not.

  • - Oh hey help me throw this heavy squid back.

  • Help me help me.

  • (people struggling sounds)

  • Oh no its bad.

  • I'm going after the lightest catch.

  • ♪ One day on Sesame street ♪

  • ♪ We wanted something to eat ♪

  • ♪ Something that was healthy and sweet ♪

  • ♪ A yummy juicy treat ♪

  • ♪ We went through Hooper's store ♪

  • ♪ For two peaches maybe more ♪

  • ♪ How many we weren't sure at all ♪

  • ♪ But then the counter said ♪

  • ♪ I know how to get us fed ♪

  • ♪ No need to cause a fuss ♪

  • ♪ We will count each one of us ♪

  • ♪ Oh he was counting ♪

  • ♪ We found we were five guys ♪

  • ♪ One two three four five ♪

  • ♪ It was exciting ♪

  • ♪ The thunder and the lightning ♪

  • ♪ Way up high in the sky ♪

  • ♪ We were wearish we needed oneish ♪

  • ♪ If we grab a peach this is what the counter teach ♪

  • ♪ We were counting finding the involvement ♪

  • ♪ We counted up to five ♪

  • ♪ One two three four five ♪

  • ♪ On the way down Sesame street we started feeling beat ♪

  • ♪ We needed a rest our feet ♪

  • ♪ We wanted to take a seat ♪

  • ♪ We look for a chair or two ♪

  • ♪ How many no one knew ♪

  • ♪ Didn't know just what to do at all ♪

  • ♪ But then the counter spoke ♪

  • ♪ I know what to do no joke ♪

  • ♪ No need to cause a fuss ♪

  • ♪ We will count each one of us ♪

  • ♪ We were counting ♪

  • ♪ Found out we were five guys ♪

  • ♪ One two three four five ♪

  • ♪ Lightning and the thunder ♪

  • ♪ Roaming out across the sky ♪

  • ♪ And they were right there ♪

  • ♪ Each one of us could take a chance ♪

  • ♪ We were counting finding the involvement ♪

  • ♪ We counted up to five ♪

  • ♪ One two three four five ♪

  • ♪ One two three four five ♪

  • ♪ One two three four five ♪

  • - That's one great number.

  • (all laughing)

  • (thunder roaring)

  • (upbeat music)

  • - Welcome to "The Voice."

  • A singing competition like no other.

  • Because our superstar judges

  • are only using their superstar ears,

  • to pick out the next amazing voice.

  • Find a singing competition

  • that's entirely about your voice.

  • No distractions and no cheap gimmicks, right judges?

  • - Right. - Right.

  • - Okay, let's get started as our first contestant

  • makes his way to the stage.

  • Let's listen for "The Voice."

  • (crowd claps)

  • - Wow, listen to that voice.

  • - It's an incredible voice.

  • - It's an amazing voice.

  • - Is that even a voice at all?

  • (shoes tapping)

  • (audience applauding)

  • - We found the voice.

  • - Okay, I think there's been some confusion.

  • This contestant was not using his voice.

  • He was making sound with another part of his body.

  • - You can make sound

  • with other parts of your body?

  • - Yes of course you can make sound

  • with lots of different parts of your body.

  • Show them how you made sound, contestant number one.

  • (shoes tapping)

  • - What you're saying is that is not a voice?

  • - No, that is not a voice.

  • Contestant number one is making tapping sound

  • with his feet.

  • - Oh. - Oh.

  • - Yes a voice is what I'm using to speak right now.

  • Can everyone hear the difference?

  • (all respond) Yes.

  • - Great, then everyone's spin around

  • and we'll bring in the next contestant.

  • (man groans)

  • Okay, let's listen for "The Voice."

  • (people clapping)

  • (person whistling)

  • - Now that's an awesome voice.

  • - An astonishing voice.

  • - Jesus listen to that beautiful voice.

  • - Oh come on that doesn't sound like a voice at all.

  • What sound is it?

  • (person whistling)

  • (audience applauding)

  • - We found the voice.

  • - Okay, it seems like we're not getting something here.

  • Again that wasn't a voice.

  • - You're right, that was an a voice, that was the voice.

  • - No, no, it wasn't a voice at all.

  • It was whistling.

  • (person whistling)

  • A voice is what you hear when you sing or you speak.

  • Like I'm doing right now.

  • Hear me raising my voice?

  • - Yes.

  • - Great, then turn your chairs around,

  • and we'll bring in the next contestant.

  • (man groans)

  • (people clapping)

  • (funny sounds)

  • - Now that's a unique voice.

  • - A startling voice.

  • - A phenomenal voice.

  • - You gotta be kidding me.

  • What sound is that?

  • (funny sounds)

  • (audience applauding)

  • - We found the voice.

  • - That wasn't a voice!

  • She just put her hand under her armpit, like this.

  • Okay, not a voice.

  • What I'm yelling at you with, that is a voice!

  • Got it?

  • - Yes.

  • - Good, then turn around.

  • Wait, don't turn around.

  • Just get out of the chairs

  • and I'll turn them around for you.

  • If you want something done right on the show,

  • you have to do it yourself.

  • (person shouting)

  • - What a powerful voice.

  • - What a strong voice.

  • - What a loud voice.

  • - We found the voice.

  • (upbeat music)

  • - I need to find another show.

  • (man shouting)

  • - Good evening, and welcome to monster peace deter.

  • Me your host, Alistair Cookie.

  • Tonight, me present good old fashioned,

  • a musical called "Guys and Dolls."

  • It's all about guys and their dolls.

  • So now guys and dolls.

  • (bat heating sound)

  • ♪ When you see our really strong guy ♪

  • ♪ Packing balls way up at a sky ♪

  • ♪ There could be a chance ♪

  • ♪ The guy's got a doll ♪

  • ♪ When you meet a really smart girl ♪

  • ♪ With a doll that's her very best pal ♪

  • ♪ It just might be she got a truck ♪

  • ♪ She may say it's around her room ♪

  • ♪ She likes to go voom voom voom voom ♪

  • ♪ When a guy's got himself tucked in ♪

  • ♪ Who does he want talk in with him ♪

  • ♪ Who's keep by him while he dreams all night ♪

  • ♪ It's not his bat ♪

  • ♪ It's not his base ball ♪

  • ♪ It's his pet pal and doll ♪

  • ♪ He likes to hug most of all ♪

  • ♪ 'Cause some guys really liked to ♪

  • ♪ Some guys really like to play with doll ♪

  • ♪ When it's time to say good night ♪

  • ♪ Who's a girl wanna hug real tight ♪

  • ♪ She keeps by her while she closes her eyes ♪

  • ♪ It's not her doll ♪

  • ♪ It's not her teddy ♪

  • ♪ It's her favorite truck yeah ♪

  • ♪ She's tucked in her bed ♪

  • ♪ 'Cause some girls really like to ♪

  • ♪ Some girls really like to play with trucks ♪

  • ♪ Yes we really like to ♪

  • ♪ We really like to play with doll ♪

  • ♪ Sleep tight Dali voom voom ♪

  • - Now that music me can hum to, right Dolly?

  • You like it too.

  • This Alistair Cookie saying good night.

  • Say good night, Dolly.

  • Good night Dolly, aha.

  • - Elmo never ate a kiwi before.

  • Elmo doesn't know if you will like it.

  • - Well, there's only one way to find out.

  • ♪ Well there's so many tasty foods it's true ♪

  • ♪ But trying something new ♪

  • ♪ Can be so hard to do ♪

  • ♪ You may not love it at first sight ♪

  • ♪ But to know for sure you've got to take a bite ♪

  • ♪ Try it ♪

  • ♪ Try it you may just find you like it ♪

  • ♪ But if at first you don't ♪

  • ♪ Well then you got to try it ♪

  • ♪ Again and you may like it ♪

  • ♪ And if you find that you don't try try again ♪

  • - Well maybe Elmo will try a little bite.

  • - Well?

  • - Elmo doesn't think she likes it.

  • - But you only had a nibble, sometimes

  • you have to try things more than once.

  • ♪ You may like it you may not ♪

  • ♪ But to know for sure ♪

  • ♪ You've got to take another shot ♪

  • ♪ And you may find a food ♪

  • ♪ That you love so much ♪

  • ♪ But if you never try again ♪

  • ♪ You'll never know ♪

  • ♪ Try it try it ♪

  • ♪ You may just find you like it ♪

  • ♪ But if at first you don't ♪

  • ♪ Well then you gotta ♪

  • ♪ Try it try it ♪

  • ♪ Again and you may like it ♪

  • ♪ And if you find that you don't ♪

  • ♪ Try try again ♪

  • - Okay I'm gonna try again.

  • Elmo likes it!

  • - Yeey.

  • ♪ Elmo tried it tried it ♪

  • ♪ And Elmo really liked it ♪

  • ♪ Elmo didn't like it at first ♪

  • ♪ But then he went and tried it tried it ♪

  • ♪ Again and then he liked it ♪

  • ♪ And Elmo promises that ♪

  • ♪ Try try again ♪

  • - Elmo really loves kiwi, thank you.

  • - [ Announcer] The following preview has been rated, LTD.

  • For listen to directions.

  • Cookie monster is everyone's favorite cookie wizard,

  • "Furry Potter."

  • - Comeback here cookie.

  • - "Furry Potter And The Goblet Of Cookies.'

  • - Wait they're all Goblet of Cookies?

  • (banding sound)

  • (man shouting)

  • Which way to goblet?

  • Oh which way to goblet?

  • - Behold, a Goblet of cookies.

  • (magical sound)

  • - Oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy.

  • Oh, professor Crumblemore, there are no door.

  • How me get the goblet of cookies?

  • - If you want the goblet of cookies,

  • you must listen carefully to the directions.

  • The first task is to solve these cookies.

  • - Ooh.

  • - Now listen carefully, put the red cookies

  • into the red jar, and the green cookies into the green jar.

  • - That's easy, yeah yeah, me listened carefully.

  • And me know that me put the red cookies in the red jar.

  • And me put the green cookies in the green jar.

  • (magical sounds)

  • Oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy.

  • Perhaps me spoke too soon.

  • Oh, how me ever gonna get that cookie goblet?

  • - Furry Potter.

  • Listen carefully to the directions.

  • If you want to get out of the web

  • and reach the goblet of cookies,

  • you must now sort these cookies.

  • The green cookies are in the red jar,

  • and the red cookies they're in the green jar.

  • - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

  • Me got this, this just like the before.

  • Red cookie in red jar, green in green jar.

  • - No!

  • - Whoa!

  • - You weren't listening carefully.

  • (splashing sound)

  • - Whoa.

  • What me do wrong professor from Crumblemore?

  • (professor murmuring)

  • - Oh yeah me listening but me I have no idea what you said.

  • - He said, "The green cookies go in the red jar,

  • "and the red cookies go in the green jar."

  • - Oh, me listened and me heard it now.

  • Will changed it opposite.

  • Red cookies go in green jar,

  • and green cookies go in red jar.

  • - Good listening.

  • (magical sound)

  • - Whoa ah.

  • What we have to do now to get those cookies?

  • - It's the final challenge Furry Potter.

  • You must search the-

  • - Yeah yeah the cookies, me figured this much.

  • (magical sounds)

  • - Now, listen carefully.

  • The frogs go in the green jar,

  • and the dragons go in the red jar.

  • - Yeah right, red cookies go in green jar, got it.

  • Wait a minute, me not sure me listened carefully enough.

  • Me better listen again.

  • Okay, me listening what direction?

  • - The frogs go in the green jar,

  • the dragons go in the red jar.

  • - Okay me listened carefully, and me hear it.

  • The rules changed again.

  • This time, it not about color of cookie.

  • It's about shape of cookie.

  • The frog shaped cookies go in the green jar.

  • (magical sound)

  • Oh boy oh boy oh boy.

  • And the dragons go in the red jar.

  • Oh boy, oh boy oh boy.

  • Meet the professor Crumblemore.

  • - Good listening Furry Potter.

  • - Thank you, and now me favorite part of cookie magic.

  • To make these cookies disappear.

  • - [ Announcer] "Furry Potter And The Goblet Of Cookies."

  • Listen carefully for it at a theater near you.

  • - Come on, you guys let's have a beach party.

  • - Of course, let's do it.

  • - Yeah.

  • - Just like fun.

  • - Fiesta!

  • (guitar playing)

  • - We're just waiting for someone else to show up.

  • - Hi.

  • - There he is.

  • ♪ My friend a letter I ♪

  • ♪ Starts words like ♪

  • ♪ Itch and ivy ♪

  • ♪ I can't put to pass ♪

  • ♪ On a chance to start words like these ♪

  • (scratching sound)

  • - Itchy.

  • ♪ I starts words like ♪

  • ♪ Iguana island insect and it ♪

  • ♪ He is one hardworking letter ♪

  • ♪ But some days he gets back a bit ♪

  • ♪ I he's got a sound of a song ♪

  • ♪ But he want to have some fun ♪

  • ♪ Gonna tell you how ♪

  • ♪ I gives you words like ice cream ♪

  • ♪ So keep it good as a dream come true for you ♪

  • ♪ I has got the sound of a song ♪

  • ♪ Got a song got a song ♪

  • ♪ I he's got the sound of a song ♪

  • ♪ He's got the sound of the sun ♪

  • ♪ So he can rock on ♪

  • (upbeat music)

  • - [Announcer] And now let's join the crew

  • of "Spaceship Surprise."

  • As they travel through space

  • in search of new stars and planets.

  • - Oh captain?

  • - Yes.

  • - Why is it we travel from planet to planet

  • and all that stuff?

  • - Simple my friend.

  • We do it because there's one thing we love

  • more than anything else.

  • - What's that sir?

  • - Surprise!

  • (crashing sound)

  • - It looks as though we've landed somewhere, sir.

  • - Whoa, well that's our first surprise.

  • Let's go out and see what other surprises we can get.

  • - Yes yes, of course.

  • Funny looking place captain, I wonder where we are.

  • - Greetings strangers.

  • - Oh captain brave captain, that cheese just spoke to us.

  • - What a surprise.

  • - Oh yes my friend, and I'm here to welcome

  • you to the planet CH.

  • - The planet CH.

  • - That's right, and we are called the planet CH,

  • because everything here begins with the sound CH.

  • Oh I am Chunky Cheese, the chief cheese of planet CH.

  • - Oh I see, and that is why you have all these

  • chimneys and cherry trees.

  • - Correct, yes because chimneys and cherries

  • start with a sound CH.

  • - CH, what a surprising place this planet Ch is.

  • - And you haven't heard anything yet.

  • Bring on the cheering chairs.

  • - Cheering chairs, why?

  • What else do you have on the planet CH?

  • - A chimpanzee, and a chicken.

  • - (indistinct) captain, a chimpanzee and a chicken.

  • - And this is cheetah, and Charo.

  • - Charming.

  • - And now that we're all here,

  • let us do what we always do to welcome guests, to planet Ch.

  • - What's that?

  • - Dance the char char.

  • ♪ Char char char ♪

  • - [Announcer] And so everyone in planet CH,

  • danced the char, until it was time to say.

  • - Surprise!

  • - [Announcer] Join us again soon for another exciting

  • adventure with "Spaceship Surprise."

  • - And they lived happily ever after.

  • - That was a nice story.

  • - Okay Elmo, time to close your eyes, and get to sleep.

  • - Mr. Andrea Bocelli, does Elmo have to?

  • - Elmo, we had a story, a song it's late

  • and you must be sleepy.

  • ♪ Elmo isn't sleepy ♪

  • ♪ Elmo want some water and another story ♪

  • ♪ Elmo's eyes are open wide awake ♪

  • ♪ And Elmo doesn't feel so snory ♪

  • ♪ Time to say goodnight ♪

  • ♪ Lie down here is you bear ♪

  • ♪ You have had such a wonderful day ♪

  • ♪ Playing counting to twenty ♪

  • ♪ Singing songs ♪

  • ♪ And going to the park with you friends ♪

  • ♪ So now won't you give me a hug ♪

  • ♪ It's time to say goodnight ♪

  • ♪ Elmo doesn't wanna ♪

  • ♪ Elmo isn't tired Elmo wants to stay up ♪

  • ♪ You don't have to worry ♪

  • ♪ Elmo makes a promise ♪

  • ♪ Elmo be okay at ♪

  • ♪ Time to say goodnight ♪

  • ♪ Relax and close your eyes ♪

  • ♪ You need to get plenty of rest ♪

  • ♪ You've got a full day tomorrow playing games ♪

  • ♪ Dancing and saying the alphabet ♪

  • ♪ So now won't you give me a kiss ♪

  • ♪ It's time to say goodnight ♪

  • (Elmo sighs)

  • ♪ So goodnight ♪

  • - Mr. Bocelli, please Elmo's trying to sleep.

  • - Sleep sleep sleep sleep.

  • - "Grouch BO" presents, the yuckiest show

  • on television, true mud.

  • (bright upbeat music)

  • (footsteps approaching)

  • (door bangs)

  • - What can I get for you, sir?

  • - Got any true mud?

  • - Did he say true mud?

  • - Yeah, he must be one of them grouches, grouches love mud.

  • - Oh, simmer down, he doesn't look like a grouch to me.

  • Are you a grouch sir?

  • - And what's it to you?

  • Just get me some mud, I need mud.

  • - All right, all right true mud coming up.

  • Here you go.

  • - That's not true mud.

  • - It's not?

  • - It's a potato.

  • - Oh, all right.

  • That's true spud, spud mud, spud mud.

  • They sound so much the same, they rhyme.

  • Guess I got confused.

  • - I need true mud, hurry.

  • - Someone needs some true cud.

  • And I'm chewing on some cud right now.

  • - Ma'am this gentleman wants true mud.

  • - Is he some kind of grouch?

  • - I'm not really sure.

  • - I didn't ask for cud, I asked for mud.

  • - Don't get your friends in an uproar.

  • Cud and mud have the same sound, cud mud,

  • cud mud I'm I right?

  • - Yes get me some mud, I need mud.

  • - You call me?

  • - Who are you?

  • - Name's Bird.

  • - Oh no, no, no, sir.

  • He doesn't want bird, he wants mud, but sounds an awful lot

  • like mud though, bird mud, bird mud.

  • - Mud?

  • You ain't one of them grouches are you?

  • - Just give me some mud, I need some mud.

  • - I don't have mud, but I do have this broken watch.

  • It's a true dud.

  • - I don't want a spud or a cud or a dud, I want mud.

  • (thudding sound)

  • - That was a truth thud.

  • (liquid splashing)

  • - I mixed some dirt, water and made alot of mud, sir.

  • - What do you want with all this mud?

  • - It's time for my mud bath.

  • - Mud bath?

  • He must be a grouch.

  • (mud splashing)

  • - Now that's what I call true mud.

  • - Oh, mind if I take a mud bath too?

  • - Are you a grouch?

  • - I just love mud.

  • - Who doesn't?

  • (mud splashing)

  • (instrumental music)

  • - [Announcer] And now, Sesame Street's dinner theater

  • is proud to present that famous play about a man

  • who could not make up his mind.

  • We bring you, "Omelet Prince Of Dinner."

  • (audience claps)

  • As our drama starts, Prince Omelet must choose

  • which vegetable to have for the family dinner.

  • Broccoli, or peas.

  • - The peas or not the peas?

  • That is the question.

  • - Choose a vegetable prince Omelet, we're all hungry.

  • - Sweet broccoli though tiny tasty tree,

  • with calcium rich and vitamin C and E.

  • Will eat thee with this fish.

  • - He chose the broccoli.

  • - Let's eat.

  • - But wait.

  • - He changed his mind.

  • - Well daddy.

  • - Behold the candid muscles on this plate,

  • green peas so small and yet so round and sweet,

  • with C and folic acid so repeat.

  • I've changed my mind, fair peas 'tis you will eat.

  • - Okay, it's the pea-

  • - And yet.

  • (all sigh)

  • - He changed his mind again.

  • - Oh you do this every night.

  • - A still small voice I hear,

  • this whispering broccoli into mine ear.

  • Peas, broccoli, peas broccoli, I've made my choice.

  • - Which will it be?

  • The green peas or the broccoli?

  • - The hour is very late and by my truth,

  • I am so hungry will eat them both.

  • (audience claps)

  • - The vegetables.

  • - Yes yes serve the children.

  • Elizabeth the first, Henry the second and Richard the third.

  • - Very well.

  • - And now with fits of broccoli and peas so sweet,

  • in sooth will need nothing more to eat.

  • - What am I, chopped liver?

  • (audience cheers)

  • - [Announcer] And now it's time once again,

  • for the shows that really really rocks,

  • then rock some more, "30 Rocks."

  • - The rocks are late, I need 30 rocks for the rock sketch

  • where are they?

  • - We'll get for a miss Lemon right over here,

  • anybody by the name a Lemon?

  • - That would be me.

  • - Oh, hey I got a delivery for you.

  • - Yes do you have the 30 rocks?

  • - These look like marshmallows?

  • (crushing sound)

  • Those are some special rocks by the way.

  • Come all the way from Rockville center.

  • - Oh, that's very interesting.

  • - Yeah well I've gotta go rock around the clock,

  • see you later.

  • - Thank you.

  • - Lemon.

  • - Oh yes Jack.

  • - Did the 30 rocks show up for the rock sketch?

  • - Yes Jack.

  • - Where are they?

  • - Well, Jack they're right in front of you.

  • - Oh that, you think I thought those were marshmallows?

  • - No.

  • - I'll be in my office.

  • Wait a minute, how do you know there are 30 rocks here?

  • - Oh, well that's what I ordered.

  • - But do you know how many rocks are here?

  • There could be 50 or a hundred or three.

  • - Well, we can find out Jack.

  • - How, we can't ask them, they are rocks.

  • I know, I'll call the police and accounting.

  • - Oh wait Jack, we could do it.

  • - We both don't have to make the same call.

  • - No, no Jack, we can count the rocks.

  • - I'm the boss Lemon.

  • You got the rocks.

  • - Okay, Jack.

  • One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,

  • 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22,

  • 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30.

  • 30 rocks.

  • - Good job Lemon.

  • I'll be in my office.

  • Oh, by the way, did the 2000 ping pong balls come yet?

  • - Not yet Jack.

  • - Well let me know when they get here.

  • (balls bouncing)

  • - They're here Jack.

  • - Yes, but how do we know there are 2000?

  • - You can count 'em.

  • - Me know what the weather is today, yeah.

  • - Wet.

  • - No, no, no, it yummy weather.

  • It delicious weather, yeah.

  • ♪ Use your imagination ♪

  • - Okay.

  • ♪ Its so easy to do ♪

  • ♪ Soon you'll be eating cookies ♪

  • ♪ You can do it too yeah ♪

  • ♪ It won't be rain and water ♪

  • ♪ From rain clouds way up high ♪

  • - It won't?

  • ♪ Pretend those clouds are cookie clouds ♪

  • ♪ With cookies falling from the sky ♪

  • ♪ It raining cookies kawabanga ♪

  • ♪ It raining cookies ♪

  • ♪ Me gonna stay out ♪

  • ♪ Me gonna stay outside ♪

  • ♪ And keep me mouth open wide ♪

  • ♪ It raining cookies kawabanga ♪

  • ♪ It raining cookies ♪

  • ♪ Every kind of cookie ♪

  • ♪ Ginger lemon chocolate chip ♪

  • ♪ Oatmeal raisin mash mellow with haa ♪

  • - I want to imagine it's raining cookies too.

  • ♪ It raining cookies kawabanga ♪

  • ♪ It raining cookies ♪

  • ♪ Every kind of cookie ♪

  • ♪ Ginger lemon chocolate chip ♪

  • ♪ Oatmeal raisin mashmellow with haa ♪

  • ♪ It raining cookie kawabanga ♪

  • ♪ It raining cookies haa ♪

  • - Bye bye. - Bye bye cookie.

  • - [Announcer] The following has been rated LTD.

  • For listen to directions.

  • (cinematic tune)

  • - Cookie monster is, Double Stuffed Seven.

  • The spy who loved cookies.

  • This case was a royal pain in the cookies.

  • - The crown cookies, someone has stolen the crown cookies.

  • - Guilty.

  • (laughs)

  • ♪ Lady Finger ♪

  • ♪ She's the one with the cookie crown ♪

  • ♪ She'll destroy the crown ♪

  • - Thanks to my cookie dunker of doom (laughs).

  • - [Announcer] Only the best secret agent

  • could stop lady Finger's evil plan.

  • Unfortunately he wasn't available.

  • So, they called-

  • (banging sound)

  • - Oh, let me watch, hello.

  • - Double Stuffed Seven,

  • if you want to get into lady Finger's layer,

  • use the control panel.

  • - All right control panel, yeah got it.

  • What me do now?

  • - Listen carefully, push the green button-

  • - Green button got it.

  • (chicken clucking)

  • Yeah that no work.

  • Me just get hit, by falling chicken.

  • - Wait, and pay attention to the directions.

  • Push the green button, after you push the blue button.

  • - Oh after, oh, why you not say that before lady?

  • Okay me got it, me better talk myself through this.

  • Green button after blue button, okay

  • so that mean that blue button come first.

  • Then green button.

  • Oh boy oh boy oh boy.

  • (loud bang)

  • Oh, oh no, another gate.

  • Got no buttons, okay what me do?

  • - Listen carefully, flip the green switch-

  • - Green switch got it.

  • (chicken clucking)

  • Okay, what with the chickens?

  • - Because you didn't listen,

  • flip the green switch, after you flip the blue switch.

  • - Oh learn that word again.

  • After green, after blue okay.

  • Me remember what that mean.

  • It mean blue switch first, then green switch.

  • Oh boy oh boy.

  • Oh, oh, oh no.

  • There are no buttons or switches.

  • What me do lady?

  • - Listen carefully. - Carefully.

  • You should have guessed.

  • - Pull the green lever (scratching video sound)

  • - Bossy English lady where'd you go?

  • Oh, well let me just pull the green-

  • Wait a minute, me remembering something,

  • when me do green first, me always get hit by chickens.

  • Yeah, what lady say?

  • Green after blue so that mean blue lever,

  • then green lever.

  • - Double Stuffed Seven, but how?

  • - Me listen, me remember and me leap.

  • ♪ Let the cookies fall ♪

  • ♪ Let them fall ♪

  • - Thank you Double Stuffed Seven.

  • The crown cookies will now be safe forever.

  • - Wait a minute, what that crown made of, kawabanga!

  • - [Announcer] "The Spy Who Loved Cookies."

  • Coming this barber day to a theater near you.

  • - [Announcer] Coming up next.

  • The hit alphabet show of the season, "A's Anatomy."

  • - Observe fully medical students.

  • I doctor Grover, alphabet specialist

  • will teach you everything there is to know

  • about alphabet medicine.

  • (siren wails)

  • - What's that sound?

  • - It's an ambulance doctor Grover.

  • - Of course.

  • - Alphabet emergency, alphabet emergency!

  • - Is this the alphabet Memorial hospital?

  • - Yes and I am doctor Grover the alphabet specialist.

  • You may put me down now.

  • What seems to be the problem?

  • It's the letter a.

  • - But this does not look like the letter a.

  • - I had an accident, accident begins with the letter a,

  • a, a, accident.

  • - Yes I know, I am an alphabet specialist.

  • What's happened to you letter a?

  • - An amateur acrobat was eating an apple

  • while doing an arobask and she accidentally landed on me.

  • - How awful.

  • - How abominable.

  • - Can you make me all better doctor Grover?

  • - Absolutely, I am an alphabet specialist.

  • Do not worry, I doctor Grover

  • will put you back together again.

  • Observe and learn, lowly medical students.

  • First we'll check the abdomen,

  • the adenoids and the alveolus.

  • Everything looks okay to me.

  • Ah ha here is the problem, anvil.

  • - Anvil.

  • - Anvil.

  • - A piece of tape.

  • - A piece of tape.

  • - A piece of tape.

  • (indistinct)

  • - Already joke.

  • (munching sound)

  • - Appetizing.

  • Here we are the leather a goods as new.

  • - But I don't feel at all like myself.

  • - That's not the letter a doctor Grover.

  • - Of course it is not.

  • I just wanted to see if you've been paying attention.

  • - Attention starts with the letter a, attention.

  • - Yes I know, I am an alphabet specialist.

  • - Alphabet starts with the letter a.

  • - Yes I know alphabet,

  • has anyone ever told you, you were annoying?

  • - Annoying starts with a letter a, annoying.

  • - Now watch while I assemble the letter a.

  • - Assemble starts with a-

  • - Antiseptic.

  • - Antiseptic. - Antiseptic.

  • - Open horn.

  • - Open horn.

  • - Open horn.

  • - And that's the letter a.

  • - I'm still feeling a little out of alignment.

  • You know I'm very fussy about my appearance.

  • - That still doesn't look like letter a doctor Grover.

  • - Something does seem to be a miss,

  • bringing the letter a skeleton.

  • - Ah, the letter a skeleton.

  • - Is this it doctor?

  • - Yes, thank you.

  • Now let us study the A's anatomy,

  • to me to see how it is put together.

  • As you can see lowly students,

  • the A has a line going this way at an angle,

  • and another line over here, going at an angle.

  • - Yes.

  • - And they get the line in the middle.

  • - Like this doctor Grover?

  • - Yes that is right, yep.

  • The surgery was a success after all.

  • - I'm all better, I feel like my old self again.

  • Now I can go start words like actor

  • and astronaut, and agglutination, well adios.

  • - Goodbye.

  • One day you two will become alphabet

  • specialists like myself.

  • No need to take me, I am first and foremost, a teacher.

  • Anyone know what agglutination means?

  • (guitar plays)

  • - Elmo.

  • ♪ Tell me what your weight in your legs ♪

  • ♪ You're looking far and wide ♪

  • ♪ 'Cause you wanna go outside, ♪

  • ♪ But you don't know how to get yourself there ♪

  • ♪ Listen let me show you how ♪

  • ♪ Pretty soon you'll be getting to play ♪

  • ♪ You're with you friends once more ♪

  • ♪ And we show you to the door ♪

  • ♪ All you gotta do is hop this way ♪

  • ♪ You gotta hop this way ♪

  • ♪ Hop this way ♪

  • ♪ Just give me a hop this way hop this way ♪

  • ♪ You don't stop ♪

  • ♪ Hop this way hop this way ♪

  • ♪ Just give me a hop this way hop this way ♪

  • ♪ You don't stop hop this way ♪

  • ♪ Hop this way ♪

  • ♪ Hop this way hop this way ♪

  • ♪ Just give me a hop whoa ♪

  • (ochestral music)

  • (loud munching sound)

  • - Ah good texture.

  • (loud munching sound)

  • Good evening, me Alistair Cookie.

  • Tonight, on "Monsterpiece Theatre,"

  • exciting tale of international intrigue,

  • and suspense doctor No.

  • Starring famous spy and extremely cool guy, James Bond.

  • Here now, doctor No.

  • - Excuse me doctor No, but your next patient is here.

  • It's a Mr. Bond, James Bond.

  • - Show him in.

  • - Right this way.

  • - Good morning Mr. Bond, what can I do for you?

  • - Doctor. No, I need your help.

  • - Here.

  • - Ah, doctor No, I need your help.

  • - Do you see this word?

  • - I can't read it.

  • My regular doctor couldn't help me.

  • He said I should consult a specialist.

  • - Oh, you have come to the right man Mr.Bond.

  • With your permission I'd like to conduct some test.

  • - Of course doctor anything you'd say.

  • - All right, now then, read this.

  • - Toenail.

  • - Cover your left eye and read this.

  • - Pepperoni.

  • - Cover your right eye and read this.

  • - Fuzzy wazzy was a bear.

  • Fuzzy wazzy had no hair.

  • - I'm afraid your condition is more serious than I thought.

  • - I fit as much doctor No.

  • Can you possibly help me?

  • - Yes, take off those ridiculous dark glasses.

  • I'm surprised you can see anything

  • with those rudy things on.

  • Now then, read this.

  • - No.

  • - This.

  • - No.

  • - This.

  • - No, no, no,

  • I'm cure you cure me how can I ever thank you doctor No?

  • - Give me $1000.

  • - No, no, no, no, no no.

  • - And so end tonight's thrilling

  • and suspense full story, doctor No.

  • Tune in next time for another exciting James Bond adventure,

  • the spy who loved me and left me plate of cookies.

  • Until next time, Alistair Cookie saying, good night.

  • (loud munching)

  • Me love cookie.

  • Hello, today on American monster classics.

  • The classic that monsters have loved

  • since the classic times, "A Streetcar Named Monster."

  • - Oh dear, I forgot my key.

  • I must've left it at the bowling alley.

  • Not to worry, Stella will let me in.

  • I will yell for her.

  • Maybe not such a good idea 'tis the crack of dawn

  • and I do not want to wake up the whole neighborhood.

  • I know, I will yell softly, Stella.

  • Oh, well maybe I have to yell a little bit louder.

  • Stella, hmm, maybe I have to yell even louder, Stella!

  • I think even louder, Stella!

  • I have to yell as loud as I can be loudest, Stella!

  • Mr. Strasburg, Stella Stella!

  • - What do you want?

  • It's the crack of dawn.

  • - Wait a minute you are not Stella.

  • I do not know you, you are a stranger.

  • - You're on the wrong street.

  • Stella is around the corner.

  • - Oh well, thank you.

  • I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.

  • - Oh brother.

  • - I guess I will just wait for a street car.

  • Street car where are you?

  • Street car, street car!

  • - Ridiculous, tune in next time,

  • for another American monster classic.

  • (loud munching)

  • (soft piano music)

  • ♪ Wash you hands before you eat ♪

  • ♪ Brush your teeth after every meal ♪

  • ♪ See you doctor and your dentist ♪

  • ♪ We all need checkups ♪

  • ♪ No matter how good we feel ♪

  • ♪ Oh how lovely life will be ♪

  • ♪ If we keep the 10 commandments of health ♪

  • ♪ Commandments of health ♪

  • ♪ Cover your nose whenever sneezing ♪

  • ♪ Cover your mouth when you're coughing too ♪

  • ♪ Dress warmly in cold weather ♪

  • ♪ And you won't have much coughing or sneezing to do ♪

  • ♪ Oh how lovely life will be ♪

  • ♪ If we keep the 10 commandments of health ♪

  • ♪ Commandments of health ♪

  • ♪ Health oh sweet health ♪

  • ♪ Its more than fame or wealth to me ♪

  • ♪ One thing I say a lot ♪

  • ♪ Take care of the life you got ♪

  • ♪ Its such a precious commodity ♪

  • ♪ Exercise to keep in shape ♪

  • ♪ Bath or shower when each day is through ♪

  • ♪ Eat lots of fruits and vegetables ♪

  • ♪ Give your body all the sleep that is due ♪

  • ♪ Oh how grand we gonna feel ♪

  • ♪ As we keep the ten commandments of health ♪

  • ♪ Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ♪

  • - The ten commandments of health.

  • ♪ Wo wo wo ♪

  • - "Squeal Of Fortune."

  • (audience claps)

  • - Hi, hello everyone.

  • I'm Pat Playjacks.

  • Happy to welcome you to "Squeal Of Fortune."

  • (audience claps)

  • Yes we have a great show lined up for you today

  • so let's get right to today's contestants

  • first from Transylvania, we have Count Von Count.

  • - Hello, Pat.

  • - Hi Count, and what do you do for a living Count?

  • - I count.

  • - An accountant, and do you have any hobbies?

  • - I count.

  • - Oh yes, okay.

  • Well, let's move right on to our second contestant

  • here from Sesame street is Ms. Prairie Don.

  • - Hi. (audience cheers and claps)

  • - Nice to have you with us Prairie.

  • And what do you do with your days?

  • - Well, I go to school, and I play the piano

  • and soccer, and that can I say something?

  • It is so nice to be on a normal sensible show like yours.

  • (audience cheers and claps)

  • - Oh, isn't she sweet?

  • - Thank you.

  • - Yes, well, thanks Prairie.

  • And so tell me since you're the first contestant,

  • how many pig squeals do you think there'll be?

  • - What do you mean pig squeals?

  • What are you talking about Pat?

  • Let's tell her audience.

  • This is the "Squeal Of Fortune."

  • - "Squeal Of Fortune?"

  • Wait just a minute Pat,

  • what do you mean 'Squeal of Fortune?"

  • - What is your guess Prairie.

  • - This is a mistake I mean,

  • I've never heard of "Squeal of Fortune."

  • - All, all we need is for you to guess a number.

  • - Oh dear oh dear oh dear.

  • Well, I'll do it I don't know, 10, number 10.

  • - Yes, the number 10.

  • All right, Prairie.

  • Let's give the pig a spin and see how many squeals

  • we hear from the "Squeal of Fortune."

  • - (squeal) One, (squeal) two, (squeal) three,

  • (squeal) four, (squeal) five.

  • (buzzing sound)

  • - I'm sorry, I'm sorry Prairie you guessed 10

  • and there were only five pig squeals in today's pit

  • a "Squeal Of Fortune.

  • - I guess I didn't win.

  • - So we'll just move right on to Count Von Count over here.

  • Are you ready to play our game Count?

  • - Oh yes certainly, sure thing Pat.

  • - Well, what is your guests?

  • How many squeals?

  • - Ah, one squeal Pat, no, two, three, four squeals five.

  • - We can only take one guest one guess.

  • - One guess, two guesses, three! .

  • - Three, is three your guess?

  • All right, that's your guess, three squeals.

  • So give the pig a spin.

  • - (squeal) One, (squeal) two, (squeal) three.

  • (audience applauds)

  • - Did I say three?

  • I said three.

  • - Three squeals, Count Von Count you've won.

  • - He won.

  • - Yes. - Oh no.

  • - And now it's time to make your choice from the studio

  • full of fabulous prizes, and here to show

  • them to us is our hostess Velma Blank.

  • - A 50 gallon barrel of gray, green,

  • industrial strength, finger paint.

  • A beautiful set of handcrafted, grapefruit goggles.

  • perfect for protection from that morning squirt.

  • And a larger than life sized portrait of America's

  • second favorite game show host Patplay Jack

  • (audience claps)

  • - I can take any price in the studio?.

  • - Yes Count, so what is your selection?

  • - I choose.

  • - Yes.

  • - The pig, I want to take home a perfect squeal.

  • - Oh no.

  • - On squeal, two squeal, three, fours squeal

  • - Is this Earl the Fortune?

  • - Oh no Earl Fortune is next door.

  • And so, tune in tomorrow for another episode

  • of "Squeal of Fortune.".

  • - [Announcer] The following preview has been rated

  • SR, for school readiness.

  • He was a karate teacher looking for a student.

  • - Want to learn biscotti karate?

  • - No thanks, I take flyquondo.

  • - [Announcer] He was a karate student,

  • who wasn't ready for karate school.

  • - Watch me do cookie cream kick.

  • (water splashes)

  • - [Announcer] Can cookie monster become

  • a successful karate student?

  • - Me not know, can be.

  • - [Announcer] Find out in "The Biscotti Kid."

  • - Cookie son, if you listen closely

  • I will teach you the ancient art of biscotti karate.

  • And soon you will learn.

  • Black and white cookie belt.

  • - Oh boy oh boy oh boy.

  • Me want that belt so bad, what me have to do?

  • - In order to learn biscotti karate,

  • you must listen with your whole body, eyes watch,

  • ears listen, voice quiet, body calm.

  • - Yeah, yeah, yeah, me good listener, Mr. Me cookie.

  • Now show me how to do biscotti karate.

  • - Biscotti Karate is this, snack on, snack off.

  • - Oh boy, look at the black and white cookie belt.

  • Oh, me want it so bad.

  • - Okay cookies, show me biscotti karate.

  • - Me turn me turn, okay me can do this, snacks in.

  • Who this guy?

  • - This is my other student, the karate Squid.

  • Tell me karate Squid, was cookie son listening

  • with whole body?

  • - No sensei.

  • - Oh, oh, oh

  • Oh, what me do wrong?

  • Why me not get biscotti karate?

  • - Because you weren't listening with whole body.

  • Remember, eyes watch, ears listen,

  • voice quiet body calm.

  • - Okay, show me biscotti karate.

  • - This is biscotti karate.

  • Snacks on, snacks off, snacks on, snacks off.

  • - Oh boy oh boy, me no can help looking at cookie belt.

  • Oh, but at least me can listen with ears,

  • while me look at belt.

  • - Okay son, your turn, show me biscotti karate.

  • - Oh boy oh boy, me listen this time.

  • Okay, here me go.

  • Snacks on, snacks of, kawabanga!

  • (loud bang)

  • - Karate Squid, was cookie son listening

  • with his whole body?

  • - No sensei.

  • (liquid splashes)

  • - But me was listening.

  • - You were listening with just your ears cookie son.

  • You need to listen with whole body.

  • Remember, eyes watch, ears listen,

  • voice quiet, body calm.

  • - Eyes, ears, voice, body.

  • Me think me got it.

  • - I hope so.

  • I shall show you biscotti karate one last time.

  • Snacks on, snacks off, snacks on, snacks off.

  • - Eyes Watch, ears listen, voice quiet, body calm.

  • - Okay Cookie son.

  • It's your turn, show me biscotti karate.

  • - Snacks on, oh oh, where me put it again?

  • Wait, me listened with whole body,

  • and me remember it go like this.

  • Snacks on, snacks off, snacks on, snacks off.

  • - Karate squid, was cookie son listening

  • with his whole body?

  • - Yes sensei.

  • - Because he has listened,

  • Cookie son has earned this black and white cookie belt.

  • - Oh boy.

  • ♪ Me is a monster ♪

  • ♪ Real loves cookies ♪

  • ♪ Me love cookies that crunch cookies that melt ♪

  • ♪ Sweetie karate listen with all ♪

  • ♪ Me did it all for this cookie belt ♪

  • - From now until the end of time,

  • or until someone else plays you in the sequel

  • or the remake, you shall be known as the biscotti kid.

  • - Kawabanga!

  • (loud munching)

  • - [Announcer] "The Biscotti Kid."

  • Look endless and forward in a theater near you.

  • (soft violin tune)

  • - Cousin, might I have some tea?

  • Thank you.

  • Oh why is the tea not going in my cup?

  • - Perhaps, because you are upside down.

  • - Well of course we are upside down.

  • This is Upside Downtown Abbey.

  • Everything is upside down here.

  • - But, of course ma'am.

  • - Forget the tea, my diets did have some crumpets.

  • - As you wish ma'am.

  • Your crumpets ma'am.

  • - Oh, did the crumpets just fall to the ceiling?

  • - Yes ma'am.

  • - Well why have the crumpets fallen to the ceiling?

  • - Again, ma'am, it most likely is because

  • we are upside down.

  • - This is a bit of a problem.

  • - Perhaps if we were right side up,

  • the problem would be solved.

  • - Don't be ridiculous.

  • We very well can't be right side up

  • in Upside Downtown Abbey.

  • It is simply not done.

  • - But of course ma'am.

  • - Now, if you would be so kind,

  • please fetch me a steak and kidney pie.

  • - I live to serve ma'am.

  • Your steak and kidney pie ma'am.

  • - Has the stake in kidney pie fallen to the ceiling as well?

  • - Yes ma'am.

  • - Oh, how will I ever get something to eat

  • in Upside Downtown Abbey?

  • - Not to sound important ma'am,

  • but perhaps you can change the name

  • from Upside Downtown Abbey, to Rightside Downtown Abbey.

  • - Oh, well then we could be right side up,

  • and have our steak and kidney pie.

  • - That is the idea, ma'am.

  • - Then I decree it.

  • From here on in, from now to the end of days,

  • Upside Downtown Abbey,

  • she'll be known as Rightside Uptown Abbey.

  • Now, could we please go right side up.

  • - As you wish ma'am.

  • Right side up ma'am.

  • - Thank you, but where's the steak and kidney pie?

  • - On your head, ma'am.

  • - Splendid.

  • - Okay.

  • - State your name then beat it.

  • - I'm Billy Joe.

  • - Billy Joe What?

  • Cat got your last name there.

  • - Just Billy Joe.

  • And this is Molly Matlin.

  • - Hi.

  • - Yeah hi.

  • - We're grouch groupies.

  • - We love grouch.

  • - You love grouches?

  • Oh yuck.

  • - And whenever I throw away a used piano,

  • I give it to a grouch.

  • And this time you're it.

  • - Oh yeah?

  • Oh a used piano, man.

  • - Molly helped me push this here.

  • - Well, why are you pushing?

  • Why don't you just both shove of?

  • But leave my piano.

  • - Not yet.

  • Because with the piano comes a song, a love song.

  • - A love song, oh.

  • - You hear the song, and then you get the piano.

  • - I knew there had to be strings attached.

  • - This one's for you Oscar.

  • - Right from the heart.

  • - Right from the heart, oh my I hate this.

  • ♪ Don't go changing just to please me ♪

  • ♪ 'Cause being friendly is not your style ♪

  • ♪ Don't wanna hear you saying thank you ♪

  • - I won't.

  • ♪ I would hate to see you smile ♪

  • - Never smile.

  • ♪ Just me grouchy ♪

  • ♪ Really grouchy ♪

  • ♪ You've done it pretty well so far ♪

  • - Oh compliments, this is getting pretty sticky.

  • ♪ God took the bad time ♪

  • ♪ I'll take the worst time ♪

  • ♪ I'll take you just the way you are ♪

  • - Way I am ha, I'll change that.

  • ♪ Don't go try in some new fashion ♪

  • - How's this?

  • ♪ I wouldn't like you ♪

  • ♪ Skip that can you stash your trash in ♪

  • ♪ Don't even try to comb your hair ♪

  • ♪ Don't try friendly a conversation ♪

  • - It wasn't friendly.

  • ♪ Don't change the oil in your car ♪

  • ♪ We just want someone we can't talk to ♪

  • ♪ We want you just the way you are ♪

  • - But you can't have me.

  • ♪ I want to know that you will always be ♪

  • ♪ The same old Oscar that I knew ♪

  • - Is this him?

  • ♪ Oh please just keep on talking mean to me ♪

  • ♪ Makes me happy when you do ♪

  • ♪ I said I love you ♪

  • ♪ And that's forever ♪

  • ♪ And this I promise from the heart ♪

  • ♪ We couldn't love you any better ♪

  • ♪ No matter the way you are ♪

  • - Hey, never hugging back, you're kissing me.

  • Never do that to a grouch!

  • You really know how to hurt a grouch.

  • - Enjoy your piano.

  • - Have fun.

  • - You don't have to give me the piano, I don't want it.

  • I heard this piano, it's tuned.

  • Grouches hate love songs,

  • except this one kind of really made me angry (sighs).

  • - Good evening, me still Alistair Cookie

  • and still "Monsterpiece Theatre."

  • Tonight, me proud to present 12 angry men,

  • emotional story of 12 men who feel very angry.

  • Here now, 12 angry men.

  • (loud moaning)

  • - It's just so sad.

  • - Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on.

  • Oh me very sorry, that not 12 angry men.

  • No, no that me believe was, three sad cows.

  • Story of three cows, who feel very sad.

  • Real but you're a joker.

  • Here now 12 angry men.

  • - We are proud of our pigs sty.

  • - We are proud about mud.

  • - We are proud of our oinks.

  • - No, no, no, no me sorry again.

  • That not 12 angry men that two proud pigs.

  • Story of two pigs who feel very proud

  • and who can blame them huh?

  • Well look like we have no other time so,

  • no time left for 12 angry men.

  • So this Alistair Cookie-

  • - No time for us huh.

  • - Sure make me really angry.

  • - That showbiz.

  • - Show biz?

  • Let me tell you pal, you got 12 angry men here.

  • (people arguing)

  • - Yeah well, there you had it, 12 angry men.

  • This Alistair Cookie saying bye, "Monsterpiece Theater."

  • - You're gonna be hearing from my agent.

  • - [Announcer] We take you now to Kermit the frog

  • with another fast breaking new story.

  • - City revenuers know about all this stuff and oh.

  • Hi all Kermit the frog here, and sci-fi fans.

  • I'm speaking to you from, the laboratory

  • of a professor Nucleus Vaughn Fishing.

  • And I'm here to report one of these scientific marvels

  • of the 20th century.

  • Because as you probably know,

  • professor Vaughn Fishing is the inventor of the fabulous

  • $6 man, who lays right here on the table matter of fact.

  • Is that right professor Vaughn Fishing?

  • - Yes that's right.

  • - And this whole thing only came to $6.

  • - Yes including tax.

  • - Well, that's just incredible.

  • The head that looks like the head is made

  • from a secondhand bowling ball.

  • - Yes that's right, cost me $1.38 at the rummage sale.

  • - And the hair up there is what, a scouring pad?

  • - Yes that's a scouring pad 59 cents a package.

  • - Great what's that nose?

  • - Oh, that's a cork.

  • Cork was 25 cents a real bargain.

  • - That's very genius.

  • And then going down here the body

  • looks like it's an old olive oil can.

  • - Yes, that was $1.59 but you gotta remember

  • there was a lot of olive oil came with it.

  • I used that to lubricate the joints.

  • - Oh wonderful.

  • The shoulder joint matter of fact is that's a hinge, huh?

  • - Yes those are some hinges I picked up for 10 cents each.

  • - How about the arm, what'd you make that arm out of?

  • - Arms and the legs are drain pipes

  • and those were 50 cents a yard.

  • - That's that's that's great.

  • There seems to be a spoon here where the hand is.

  • - Spoons for hands they 35 cents a piece, yeah.

  • - Wonderful, and for feet you've got spatulas.

  • - Yes those were two for 79, that's a real bargain.

  • I got those at that are going out of business

  • pancake place over in Passaic.

  • - And it all, all of that comes to just $6?

  • - Yup, that's right oh,

  • would you like to see me activate him?

  • - Oh, we certainly would, that'd be terrific professor.

  • Ladies and gentlemen, this is a television first

  • as we see the first demonstration of the $6 man.

  • - Oh, oh oh try again.

  • You gotta remember that the steam drive, you know,

  • takes a little while to start him up, once more.

  • Yap yap there he goes, there he goes.

  • (crashing sound)

  • Oh marvelous, woops (laughs).

  • Did you see that?

  • (bomb explodes)

  • (professor laughs)

  • Look what happened (laughs).

  • - Professor Vaughn Fishing, well you're a $6 man

  • couldn't do anything.

  • All he did was destroy your entire laboratory.

  • - Well, what do you expect for $6?

  • - [Announcer] And now Sesame Street film theater

  • is proud to present the musical tale of a boy

  • who thinks he doesn't like a food

  • until he gets to know that food.

  • We bring you, "Veg Side Story."

  • (audience claps)

  • - Tony eat your veggies.

  • - I don't wanna mom.

  • (audience laughs)

  • - But Tony, vegetables are good for you.

  • - Come on I don't even know what this stuff is.

  • - It's zucchini Tony.

  • - Zucchini, yuck!

  • - But Tony, you didn't even try the zucchini.

  • - Tony Tony just take one little bite of zucchini.

  • - All right, all right I'll take one little

  • bite of zucchini.

  • (soft piano plays)

  • ♪ Zucchini ♪

  • ♪ The most beautiful food I ever ate ♪

  • ♪ Zucchini zucchini zucchini zucchini zucchini ♪

  • ♪ The most beautiful food in the world ♪

  • ♪ And it sure taste great ♪

  • ♪ Zucchini zucchini zucchini zucchini ♪

  • ♪ Zucchini I just tried a veg name zucchini ♪

  • ♪ It was green and it did grow ♪

  • ♪ It sprouted from below the ground ♪

  • ♪ Zucchini I just ate a veg named zucchini ♪

  • ♪ I had it with my lunch ♪

  • ♪ It made a lovely crunchy sound ♪

  • ♪ Zucchini try it once ♪

  • ♪ The taste is beguiling ♪

  • ♪ Try it twice ♪

  • ♪ And your mouth will be smiling ♪

  • ♪ Zucchini I'll never stop eating zucchini ♪

  • ♪ The most beautiful food I have ever ate ♪

  • ♪ Zucchini ♪

  • (audience claps)

  • - Well, what do you think Tony?

  • - It was cool mom, real cool.

  • ♪ Yum ♪

  • (audience claps)

  • (motorbike engine roars)

  • ♪ Driving through this road on a bike ♪

  • ♪ Words ain't the same ♪

  • ♪ They sound alike ♪

  • ♪ The crow flies low a perfect rhyme ♪

  • ♪ That's how we know it's rhyming time ♪

  • - How do you like my love poem so far, Ms. Barrett.

  • Roses are red, violets are blue,

  • sugar is sweet and I love.

  • - Yes my dear Mr. Browning.

  • - I love.

  • - Yes my darling.

  • - I need a word that ends in the same sound as blue.

  • I need a rhyme.

  • Oh, well, never think of it, never never.

  • - Really.

  • - Being a poet is such hard work.

  • - Well, how about-

  • (men shouting)

  • - You got a problem rhyming?

  • - This could be good timing.

  • - Red pellets, leave us alone.

  • - We're the sons of poetry, we rhyme all the time.

  • - What?

  • It's not a crime.

  • - Just a hobby, right Bobby?

  • - No Big Kig.

  • - You need a rhyming word?

  • - That's what we heard.

  • - Yes, I need a word that rhymes with blue.

  • - Sons of poetry!

  • Got it, the rhyme is, shoe.

  • - Shoe?

  • - Shoe, rhymes with blue, they end the same.

  • - Yeah as the day.

  • - Yes they do but-

  • - Shoe blue shoe blue

  • - Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet

  • and I love my shoe.

  • (men screaming)

  • - Wait wait wait, that would never never work.

  • - Of course not.

  • - What?

  • I don't believe it, take it or leave it.

  • (motorbike engine roaring)

  • - Hey, relax jacks.

  • - Whatever you say, clay.

  • - No, no, no, no, it's a good rhyme, it is.

  • It's just that I don't love my shoe.

  • - Yes, you see he loves-

  • - Okay, we'll give you one more word that rhymes, just one.

  • - Then we're done.

  • - Sons of poetry!

  • Got it, the rhyme is moo

  • - Moo?

  • - Moo rhymes with blue.

  • - Yes but you see the-

  • - Let's see roses are red, violets are blue,

  • sugar is sweet and I love moo.

  • (men scream)

  • (cow moos)

  • No, no, no, no, sorry no,

  • there's been some misunderstanding I don't love moo.

  • - All right.

  • Stop you're frowning Browning.

  • We'll give you one more word that rhyme, but that's it.

  • Then we split.

  • Sons of poetry!

  • Got it, stu.

  • - Stu?

  • - Roses are red, violets are blue,

  • sugar is sweet and I love stu, yes.

  • - What?

  • (men screaming)

  • - Stu rhymes with blue and I do love stu, I do I do.

  • - Yeah but what about me?

  • You love me.

  • - Oh sorry darling me doesn't rhyme with blue.

  • You're a poet you should know that.

  • - Any room on the back of that bike?

  • - Hop on.

  • - I'm gone.

  • - Wait wait darling come back.

  • I love you.

  • No no no no no not moo, you.

  • Moo and you end in the same sound.

  • They rhyme shoo shoo.

  • (crow cawing) Hello, anyone.

  • ♪ Its rhyming time ♪

  • - Okay, twice around the park my good man and step on it.

  • I don't wanna be late.

  • Oh no look, it's gonna rain.

  • - Hello Oscar and Bruno, it looks like rain, huh?

  • - Well, who asked you?

  • And it does look like it's gonna rain.

  • - I thought you liked rain Oscar.

  • - Nah, nah, I like it if I'm gonna have a picnic yeah.

  • But most of the time it's a pain in the neck.

  • While it all the Debra does is rain water.

  • - Well, I mean, we need water Oscar,

  • we need water to water the trees

  • and the grass and the earth.

  • And it cleans things off.

  • - Well, who asked you?

  • Well, I don't care.

  • I wish would just rain something to a grouch

  • would like, like if it would only rain trash.

  • - Wishful thinking, oh boy, I think I felt a drop.

  • I better get inside before it comes down, see you.

  • - Wow, that was a pretty good idea mine there Bruno.

  • Why, just imagine what if instead of raining rain,

  • It rained trash.

  • (magical tune)

  • ♪ When it rains grouch rain it rains ♪

  • ♪ Trash outta heaven ♪

  • ♪ Every yucky cloud contains trash out of heaven ♪

  • ♪ Can't beat that paper falling ♪

  • ♪ Upon the ground ♪

  • ♪ And all those 10 cans pouring ♪

  • ♪ I love the sound ♪

  • ♪ Top it off with bunches will tear down flowers ♪

  • ♪ If I want the things I love ♪

  • ♪ I need grouchy hours ♪

  • ♪ I love to hear it thunder ♪

  • ♪ Oh so wonderfully ♪

  • ♪ 'Cause there's trash outta heaven for you and me ♪

  • ♪ Tata na tata yeleyele di ♪

  • - Good evening, Alistair Cookie.

  • Welcome to "Monsterpiece Theatre."

  • Tonight, me bring you classic musical called,

  • "The King And I."

  • It's about the king, and the letter I.

  • That where they get the title from, very good title.

  • And now sit back and enjoy, "The King And I."

  • - Oh, you lower case letter I.

  • You are so cute with your little dot,

  • and you start words that are tough like,

  • in-grown, ink, ice cream

  • and so on ecetera, ecetera, ecetera.

  • And because of this, your lovable cute king,

  • wishes to dance with you.

  • (musical tune)

  • - And so end "The King And I."

  • Short but so what?

  • Is Alistair Cookie saying, bye bye.

  • The "Monsterpiece Theater."

  • (footsteps approaching)

  • - [Announcer] And now its time once again,

  • for that famous detective and solver

  • of nursing rhyme crimes, Colambo.

  • Today's episode, "The Great Plum Plunder."

  • - It was a quiet night at detective world.

  • I was hungry for a case and come to think of it.

  • I was also hungry for a snack.

  • Then indeed, I decided to have a piece

  • of Christmas pie in the Mississippi.

  • When I looked at the pie, I discovered that one was missing.

  • Just then, I noticed someone sitting in the corner.

  • It was a janitor, Little Jack Horner.

  • Hey Jack, how you doing?

  • - I'm fine, just fine.

  • Yeah what made you think I wouldn't be fine?

  • I didn't do anything you know.

  • - I didn't say it did anything Jack.

  • But I would like to ask you a question.

  • You know, a question is a good way

  • of finding something out.

  • - I know that, go ahead and ask me.

  • I ain't got nothing to hide.

  • - All right, what were you doing in the corner?

  • - Just sitting, yeah, sitting in the corner.

  • - Oh, Little Jack Horner was sitting in the corner.

  • - Yeah, that's right, I was just sitting in the corner.

  • No walk it's sitting in the corner right here.

  • - No Jack I don't think there is.

  • Thank you very much for your time.

  • - Any time, Lambo.

  • - Oh, one more question.

  • What were you doing while you were sitting in the corner?

  • - I was eating, yeah, eating.

  • - So little Jack Horner,

  • was sitting in the corner eating?

  • - Yeah that's right.

  • Nothing wrong with that is there?

  • - No no everybody's gotta eat Jack, thanks again.

  • Oh, one more question.

  • - Another question?

  • - Hey, like I said, questions are a good way

  • to find things out.

  • Now, you're ready for this question?

  • - Yeah yeah, go ahead and ask already.

  • - You got thumbs?

  • - Of course I got thumbs, look.

  • (dramatic tune)

  • - Aha, I think I solved the mystery.

  • Little Jack Horner was sitting in the corner,

  • eating my Christmas pie.

  • He stuck in his thumb, pulled out my plum

  • and said what a bad boy am I?

  • Is that the story Jack?

  • Is that what happened?

  • - Yeah I guess you're too smart for me Colambo.

  • - You know what this means don't your kid?

  • - Yeah, it means you're sending me up the river.

  • I'm going through the big house,

  • I'm gonna do 20 years.

  • - You're gonna explain to my wife what happened to her pie.

  • - Oh no, I thought he'd go easy on a first time offender.

  • - Oh and one more thing, clean up those tracks.

  • - [Announcer] And so another exciting nursery rhyme

  • crime is solved with the help of Colambo.

  • ♪ I was making cookies on Halloween day ♪

  • ♪ When a trick or treating monster came my way ♪

  • ♪ There was a google in his eye ♪

  • ♪ When he led out with a cry ♪

  • ♪ Feed me cookies please ♪

  • ♪ He ate the nosh ♪

  • ♪ He ate the cookie monster nosh ♪

  • ♪ Sprinkle and chocolate crust ♪

  • ♪ Cookies decorated with nosh ♪

  • ♪ He did peace. ♪

  • ♪ Me ate the nosh ♪

  • ♪ He ate the cookie monster nash ♪

  • ♪ The cookie nash ♪

  • ♪ Even had the cookie made of scorns ♪

  • ♪ The pumpkin cookie with a mustache ♪

  • ♪ Me ate the cookie monster nosh ♪

  • ♪ He realized that others may want some ♪

  • ♪ So he shared with Elmo and the fuzzy blue ♪

  • ♪ Zoe and the number five ♪

  • ♪ We ate the nash ♪

  • ♪ We ate the cookie monster nash ♪

  • ♪ The cookie nash ♪

  • ♪ We ate the nash cookies dissapeared in a flash ♪

  • ♪ We did the nash ♪

  • ♪ We did the cookie monster nash ♪

  • ♪ Now everyone's full ♪

  • ♪ Find a friend and give a treat or two ♪

  • ♪ This cookie just for you ♪

  • ♪ And you can nash ♪

  • ♪ And you can cookie monster nash ♪

  • ♪ And you can nash ♪

  • ♪ The cookie monster nash ♪

  • ♪ Then you can nash ♪

  • ♪ Then you can cookie monster nash ♪

  • ♪ Then you can nash ♪

  • ♪ Na na na na nash ♪

  • - He loves those cookies.

  • (trumpet plays)

  • - Okay okay let's listen up here.

  • Pay attention sheep agents.

  • Now this is the wolf we're looking for.

  • We know him simply as the Big Bad Wolf.

  • (sheep bleating)

  • Unfortunately he is still, on the land.

  • There's only one sheep who can help

  • us find him, Nicholas Barodi.

  • (sheep bleating)

  • - Hey, where's Barodi?

  • He's got to help us find the Big Bad wolf.

  • - Calm down Carrie, he'll be here in two shakes

  • of a Lamb's tail.

  • (bleating sound)

  • See, what I tell you?

  • - That's Barodi?

  • (bleating sound)

  • - There's something strange about Barodi.

  • - Strange?

  • What's strange?

  • - Something's not right Saul, I know it, I can feel it.

  • - Carrie wait, such a warrior that one.

  • - Barodi is not the sheep you think he is.

  • - You're talking about a hero.

  • - Well, I think we need to put eyes and ears on him.

  • Oh my, what big eyes you have Barodi.

  • - Better to see wolf with.

  • - Well, let's compare.

  • Okay, a sheep's eyes are smaller

  • than his, his big beautiful eyes.

  • Okay focus, focus Carrie focus.

  • What big ears you have Barodi.

  • Sheep's don't have big ears do they?

  • Let's compare, the sheep's ears are smaller

  • than his, his big luxurious ears.

  • - Better to hear wolf with Carrie.

  • - And what the teeth you have Barodi.

  • - Better to scare wolves with.

  • - Well, I've never seen sheep with such fabulous fangs.

  • - You must floss regularly.

  • - Just what are you trying to say Carrie?

  • - Well Barodi isn't a sheep at all.

  • (wolf howling)

  • - Have you ever heard a sheep howl?

  • - So he speaks Southern languages.

  • - Well, you can pull the wool over my eyes Barodi.

  • You, you are an imposter,

  • a wolf pretending to be a sheep.

  • Your really the Big Bad Wolf.

  • - She's crying wolf again.

  • - So if he's a Wolf, why is he covered in wool?

  • - Because he's a wolf in sheep's clothing.

  • - Right David, he is a Wolf.

  • I should have believed you Carrie.

  • I feel rather sheepish.

  • - Me too.

  • - Come back, I don't care if you are a wolf.

  • Did you hear that Saul, he baad,

  • maybe really he is a sheep after all.

  • - But you just said he was a wolf.

  • - Maybe he's just a sheep in wolf's clothing.

  • I don't care I love you.

  • (door bangs)

  • - Boy.

  • - Gosh, sky sure looks beautiful tonight, Mr. Bennett.

  • - Oh, it sure does Big Bird.

  • All the twinkling stars and that wonderful moon.

  • - Yeah, and just think Slimy flew all the way

  • to the moon in this spaceship.

  • He must be a very brave worm.

  • - Oh, he sure is.

  • ♪ To go off chasing Moonbeam ♪

  • ♪ A worm needs to be nervy ♪

  • ♪ He needs guts and stickability ♪

  • ♪ When things go topsy turvy ♪

  • ♪ To embark on a worm Luna mission ♪

  • ♪ A worm really needs the right stuff ♪

  • ♪ Like a powerful rocket admission ♪

  • ♪ Or some timely assistance from Snuff ♪

  • ♪ Slimy to the moon ♪

  • ♪ He wants to wriggle monks the suns ♪

  • ♪ Let him crawl through mud and muck ♪

  • ♪ On Jupiter or Mars ♪

  • ♪ To other world let him fly ♪

  • ♪ To other worlds send him wingy ♪

  • ♪ Slimy to the moon ♪

  • ♪ And when this worm arrives you will find ♪

  • ♪ He'll take a leap that's small for him ♪

  • ♪ But huge for all worm kind ♪

  • ♪ To other worlds he will saw ♪

  • ♪ To other worlds ♪

  • ♪ And then home to us once more ♪

  • - [Announcer] And now, Sesame Street Diner theater,

  • is proud to present another time masterpiece,

  • "Guess What We Are Having For Diner."

  • (audience claps)

  • - What are having for diner my daughter?

  • - Guess.

  • - I bet its pot roast.

  • - With mashed potatoes.

  • - And gravy, I do love gravy.

  • - No, we're having this.

  • - Oh my goodness.

  • - That is not a pot roast.

  • - It's a rudabega.

  • - A rudabega?

  • - My word.

  • - We've never had a rutabega for dinner before.

  • - I thought we try something new.

  • - Oh no.

  • - Oh I'm not sure I'm up to it dear.

  • - Or perhaps we should just stick

  • with the same old food that we always have.

  • - Yes like pot roast.

  • - But a rutabega is delicious, it's a root vegetable,

  • like a potato and it's full of vitamin C

  • and you can make it into a casserole.

  • - Oh a casserole, I do like a casserole.

  • - And just because it's new doesn't mean it's not delicious.

  • Oh open you minds open your hearts.

  • - Well, maybe we should give this rutabega a try.

  • What do you think mother?

  • - It is important to try new food.

  • - Open ourselves up to new experiences.

  • - I like to say it, rutabega, rutabega, rutabega.

  • - So, can we try it?

  • - Why not? - Why not?

  • (audience claps)

  • - Thank you for opening our eyes to something new dear.

  • I love you.

  • - I love you too, dear.

  • - And I love you too mom and dad.

  • - Hey, what about me?

  • - And I love you too Junior.

  • - And I love you guys.

  • - Personally, I was hoping for a pot roast.

  • - Oh boy let me go.

  • - Thank you.

  • (upbeat music)

  • - It's a tale as old as time, three pigs, three houses.

  • Straw, sticks, bricks.

  • But only one that I really want to get into.

  • The wet brick house, the strongest of them all.

  • These others are just in my way,

  • but not for long because in this town,

  • you have to know which way the wind is blowing.

  • And right now, it's about to get very windy.

  • Well now hello there little pig,

  • my what a fine house you have built out of straw.

  • The weakest of building material.

  • This is almost going to be too easy.

  • - I know you, you're Frank Undewolf.

  • The biggest and baddest of them all.

  • - Some people say there's too much pork in this town.

  • I could not agree more.

  • Little pig, little pig, let me in.

  • - Not but a hair of my chinny chin chin.

  • - Well then I'm afraid you've left me no choice.

  • I'll just have to Huff and puff, and blow your house down.

  • - You're here for a hardy Frank.

  • - Work like a charm.

  • Well once there were three houses, there are now only two.

  • Three take away one leaves one, two.

  • But my work here is not yet done.

  • - I'm telling you Frank Underwolf is blowing down houses.

  • - As we used to say back home,

  • sometimes to get what you want,

  • you've got to be a bit of a blow hard.

  • - Hey shush, and I'll huff and I'll puff

  • and I'll blow your house down.

  • (pigs scream)

  • (crashing sound)

  • - So much for their little houses.

  • Now that I've got through those two out of the way,

  • there's only one house left.

  • Three houses take away two, leaves one more house.

  • The white brick house.

  • All right, boys let's not make this harder

  • than it has to be.

  • Little pigs, little pigs, let me in.

  • - Okay, it's all yours.

  • - Well look at you.

  • Now the white brick house is mine, finally.

  • I get what I deserve.

  • - Okay, now guys, huff and puff.

  • - Yeah plan worked.

  • - We fooled you.

  • - Yeah this wasn't a house of bricks at all.

  • It was just a house of cards.

  • - Three houses, take away three houses leave zero.

  • There are no houses left for you.

  • - Well, sometimes you win and sometimes you lose.

  • And this time the cards were stacked against me.

  • - Hey, who are you talking to anyway?

  • (audience applauds)

  • - And now here to sing a new for you,

  • Bugs the beattle, and Cookie monster.

  • ♪ Hey food me and the food ♪

  • ♪ For fish meat or cheese dog cheddar ♪

  • ♪ Me eat them all before me I'm done ♪

  • ♪ 'Cause not know which one that me like better ♪

  • ♪ Hey food when we feel bad ♪

  • ♪ We chew on a piece of bread ♪

  • ♪ Some veggies or a raspberry toat ♪

  • ♪ And then we start to feel much better ♪

  • ♪ So eat a toat and drink it down ♪

  • ♪ A food we found ♪

  • ♪ That you are so helpful and nutritious ♪

  • ♪ 'Cause me so hungry ♪

  • ♪ And you delicious ♪

  • ♪ And a food can put you down ♪

  • ♪ If you're dry toast or something wetter ♪

  • ♪ Whenever we take you off of a plate ♪

  • ♪ We feel so great ♪

  • ♪ And me feel better better better ♪

  • ♪ Better better yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪

  • ♪ Yum yum yum ♪

  • ♪ Yum yum yum ♪

  • - [Annnouncer] The following preview has been rated SC,

  • for self-control.

  • Coming soon, the sequel you've been hungering for.

  • "Twilight Breaking Cookies."

  • Shortreadword was a young player with a cookie thirst.

  • Couldn't control.

  • - And Belly was the girl who loved him.

  • - Cookie first, cookie first.

  • - [Announcer] Baker was the Wolf who loved Belly,

  • and who also love to bake cookies.

  • He was baking when he got the news.

  • (wolf howling)

  • - Here's the true Belly,

  • you're going to marry Shortbreaword?

  • - I love him.

  • - But he's a yumpire.

  • He has the cookie thirst, he can't control himself.

  • He'll eat all your cookies.

  • - I love him.

  • - Why don't you marry me?

  • I baked these cookies just for you.

  • - Cookies.

  • - Those cookies were for Belly.

  • - Oh, me so sorry but to me have cookie thirst.

  • Me no can control me self.

  • I have to have cookies, they're delicious by the way.

  • - You should learn to control yourself.

  • - But how?

  • - You need a strategy, you need to stop.

  • Do something to take your mind off cookies.

  • - Okay like what?

  • - Well, how about some exercise?

  • You can run around, or ride your bike.

  • - Oh you know what?

  • You right baker, me try that.

  • Me do it for Belly.

  • - I love you Shortbreadword.

  • - Here Belly, I made you some more cookies.

  • - Cookies, stop, me try exercise strategy.

  • Come on belly let's go for fly.

  • Take me mind off cookies, at the umpire thing.

  • - I love you Shortbreadword

  • - [Announcer] Unfortunately, Shortbreadword

  • couldn't fly forever.

  • - Cookies!

  • Stop, what me doing?

  • Me need another exercise strategy,

  • like running around, or riding me bike or, hiyaa!

  • (water splashes)

  • - Shortbreadword, are you okay?

  • - Oh yeah me love jumping down waterfalls.

  • It empire thing and, it helped

  • me not even think about eating, cookies.

  • Oh, cookie thirst, powerful thing.

  • - He'll never change Belly.

  • If you marry that yumpire,

  • you'll never get any cookies, what kind of life is that?

  • - That's it Shortbreadword.

  • If you wanna marry me, you're going to have

  • to control yourself.

  • It's me, or my cookies.

  • - Me do want to marry you Belly, me can control me

  • cookie thirst me know me can.

  • - [Announcer] Ans so Shortbreadword,

  • used all his powers of self-control,

  • for the hardest yumpire challenge of all.

  • - Chocolate chip cookies, with extra chips.

  • - Extra chips?

  • - It was all Shortbreadword could do to stop himself

  • from eating the cookies.

  • He gave himself a good talking to.

  • - Hey, that good idea.

  • News strategy, me stop and me talk

  • meself through this, okay.

  • Me love cookies but, me love Belly more.

  • Me love cookies but, me love Belly more.

  • Oh boy oh boy, me control meself and me no eat cookies.

  • Belly, will you marry me?

  • - Yes Shortbreadword, I will marry you.

  • I love you Shortbreadword.

  • (wolf howls)

  • - [Announcer] And so Belly and Shortbreadword we're married.

  • - I baked you a cookie wedding cake.

  • - Me could take it or leave it.

  • - I love.

  • - Yes?

  • - Love cookies!

  • - She's turned, now she's a yumpire, just like you.

  • - Belly have to learn to control you cookie thirst.

  • - See "Twilight Breaking Cookie."

  • Coming soon to a cinema near you.

  • (guitar music)

  • - All right, quackers, follow me.

  • We're gonna take a walk on the bird walk.

  • - Whatever you say Nucky ducky.

  • - You're a boss.

  • All right you heard them move it.

  • (birds quacking musically)

  • Hey Nucky ducky, look.

  • - Well, if it isn't quacky Luciano.

  • - Quaccky Nucky Ducky and your wing man, Mallard Capone.

  • - You want me to show him Who's boss Nucky ducky?

  • - I'll handle this Capone.

  • - This is our bird walk,

  • and this is how we walk on our bird walk.

  • - Get you beak outta here Nucky,

  • this is our bird walk

  • and this is how we walk on our bird walk.

  • (birds quacking)

  • - That's right now everyone, stop,

  • take a breath, and tell me what the problem is.

  • One at a time.

  • - Agent Vancoco, this cock is trying to hop

  • on my bird walk.

  • - This quack is trying to wattle on my bird walk.

  • - Well if you ask me, you're all about your flappers.

  • So why don't you drive flapping together?

  • - But I wanna waddle.

  • - And I wanna huff.

  • - Just use your bird brains and make up a new walk.

  • - Yeah, for a coco, he makes a lot of sense.

  • - So, start flapping.

  • (musical quacks)

  • - That's more like.

  • Hey, can I flap too?

  • - Sure!

  • (musical quacks)

  • - Come on everybody, lets flap over to the pinky seat.

  • ♪ This letter's U you know it's true ♪

  • ♪ It's not some words there are more than a few ♪

  • ♪ You start u and I go up ♪

  • ♪ You start udon and summon this cup ♪

  • ♪ 26 letters are in the alphabet ♪

  • ♪ But we're here to sing about u ♪

  • ♪ U you can be the word ukulele ♪

  • ♪ Flying by me ♪

  • ♪ U and you're gone off you're so unhappy ♪

  • ♪ I love you ♪

  • ♪ U you know you're useful ♪

  • ♪ You need Gouch ♪

  • ♪ You check it out elbows upside down ♪

  • ♪ U there's a unicorn dresses as a clown ♪

  • ♪ Letter u that's what makes you so useful ♪

  • ♪ U that's what makes you so useful ♪

  • ♪ Don't get upset use what you get ♪

  • ♪ And when you swim under water you wet ♪

  • ♪ U start urn that's what I've learned ♪

  • ♪ 26 letters are in the alphabet ♪

  • ♪ But we're here to sing about u ♪

  • ♪ U for utensils in Grover's hands ♪

  • ♪ U is for uncles but not for aunts ♪

  • ♪ U there are use on those underpants ♪

  • ♪ Letter u that's what makes you so useful ♪

  • ♪ Aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa ♪

  • ♪ U you're the ultimate come take a vow ♪

  • ♪ U there are udders under the cow ♪

  • ♪ U check it out it spells unibrow ♪

  • ♪ U u you know you're so useful ♪

  • ♪ U that's what makes you so useful ♪

  • ♪ That's what makes you so useful ♪

  • - [Announcer] The following preview

  • has been rated G, for games.

  • - The time has come, to choose who will play

  • in the hungry games.

  • And may the cookies speed ever in your flavor.

  • - Cookies?

  • - [Announcer] First, she risked it all.

  • - Me volunteer, me volunteer to play.

  • - [Announcer] But it was not as easy as she thought.

  • - And the winner of the hungry games in cookiness heaven is.

  • - Goodness, that over, and me never have to play that again.

  • - [Announcer] Now she's back to play again.

  • - Wait, what?

  • - [Announcer] In the "Hungry Games Catching Fur."

  • - Okay, we all know what we got to do.

  • Eat food to win hungry games.

  • - The question is which foods are we supposed to eat to win?

  • - Me don't know, what you think, Peter?

  • - How should I know?

  • I'm just a piece of bread.

  • - Tick tock tick tock

  • - Yeah, yeah, yeah you're right Ticktock lady,

  • let's get started.

  • Well, how are we gonna get past them?

  • - Cookies, look.

  • - Snacks, we got to eat some.

  • - I don't think that's what we supposed

  • to eat, put it back.

  • - We not supposed to eat this food in "Hungry games,"

  • what we supposed to eat?

  • - Look, there's an empty plate.

  • - Maybe you're supposed to eat what goes there.

  • - But how we know what that is?

  • - We'd better stop and think.

  • Ooh, maybe it's a pattern.

  • Let's see, banana, apple, banana, apple, banana,

  • what comes next?

  • - Let's see banana, apple, banana, apple, banana

  • if it pattern, what comes next is apple.

  • Yeah you're apple.

  • You want to eat that?

  • - Oh no.

  • - Oh, why you so finicky, finicky me eat it.

  • - Cookiness, we got rid of the monkeys.

  • You're right time running out, let's go.

  • Fog in our way, how are we getting through it?

  • - Look.

  • - Oh what you got there?

  • Cookies.

  • - You gotta control yourself and not eat the cookie.

  • - Oh boy, being strong heroine

  • of entire franchise hard work.

  • Okay, what we do again?

  • - We better stop and think.

  • Maybe it's another pattern and let's see,

  • we have cheese, cookie, sandwich, pizza, cracker.

  • - I don't see a pattern here.

  • - Oh no, we're not gonna win this game.

  • - Oh me better stop and think okay.

  • Where the pattern?

  • Oh, wait, maybe rule change.

  • Maybe it not just about food, it about food shape.

  • Yeah look, square, circle, square, circle, square.

  • - You're right so next must be?

  • - Circle.

  • Yeah we got to find something to eat shaped like a circle.

  • Okay, but what shaped like circle?

  • - Well, I'm your friend.

  • - Sorry you right what me thinking.

  • We got to find something else, round to eat, but what?

  • - Tick tock tick tock.

  • - Hey, that clock is round, excuse me.

  • No chance you want to eat that?

  • - No.

  • - We did it we won the "Hungry Games" again.

  • - And thankfully me no have to ever ever play again.

  • - You know, they're making a third one, right?

  • - Nooo!

  • - [Announcer] "The Hunger Games Catching Fur"

  • soon at a theater near you.

  • - Hey guys, It's Billy Eichner

  • and I'm here with a very special Billy on the street.

  • It seems to me that these days,

  • the world could use a bit more kindness and compassion.

  • So I've come here to one of the kindest streets

  • in the world, Sesame Street.

  • And I'm about to hit the streets with one of its furiest

  • residents, Cookie Monster.

  • - Hi.

  • - How are you Cookie Monster?

  • - Terrific.

  • - Okay, great.

  • And Cookie Monster and I are gonna hit the street

  • to see if we can find kindness and maybe

  • even spread a little ourselves.

  • Are you ready Cookie Monster?

  • - Okay yeah me coming.

  • - For a cookie, would you be so kind

  • as to answer a question?

  • - Sure. - Sure thing.

  • What's your question?

  • - Can you tell how to get, how to get to Sesame street?

  • - Well, you're already here, you're on Sesame Street.

  • - This is Sesame street.

  • - That's correct yes, here's a cookie for each of you.

  • - Thank you. - Thank you.

  • You're welcome, I'm very nice.

  • - Me not know there are cookies involved.

  • - Oh, excuse me, miss for a cookie,

  • can you tell me what is this monster's favorite letter?

  • - Oh, that's easy, the letter C.

  • - Yes that's correct, because C is for cookie

  • and that's good enough for a him.

  • Excuse me, excuse me but I'll give you each a cookie

  • if you can say one kind thing about this monster.

  • - You don't have to give us a cookie for that.

  • - You know Cookie Monster is a wonderful friend.

  • - Me also pretty hungry.

  • - You can keep your cookies.

  • - We don't need a cookie

  • to say something nice about Cookie Monster.

  • - Well, that's very sweet of you it's so sweet

  • I'm gonna get several cavities and I don't even mind.

  • Here you go, enjoy.

  • - Sir, for a cookie.

  • - A cookie?

  • What makes you think I would want a cookie?

  • - Okay look I get it, you're a grouch.

  • I get that whole thing okay.

  • I just wanna ask you a question about kindness.

  • - Kindness?

  • Get lost.

  • - All right okay let's just go.

  • - Let me take this cookie.

  • - Can we please go.

  • - Cookie look delicious.

  • - Excuse me.

  • Excuse me sir, for a cookie-

  • - Oh wait, you're not giving away all the cookies are you?

  • - Finish this sentence for me.

  • Sunny day, sweeping the?

  • - Floor.

  • - Floor?

  • - Elevator, crocodile on why I'm not good under pressure.

  • - No it's sunny day sweeping the clouds away.

  • - Like your dad every day.

  • - Ring a bell.

  • - Okay well I'll give you a cookie anyway,

  • because kindness is contagious.

  • - Me catch a cookie.

  • - Thank you.

  • - Oh, excuse me sir, for a cookie,

  • what is your favorite number?

  • - Three.

  • - Oh no, I'm sorry it's four.

  • Oh, okay but I'm being compassionate.

  • Okay, sir excuse me, what is your favorite number?

  • - Oh one, no, no, no,

  • five, six is my favorite number.

  • - Yeah I see where this is going.

  • Okay, great here's your cookie, sir.

  • Thank you very much let's go.

  • - Everybody get a cookie but me.

  • - We have to go.

  • Well, I've been all over and now I can say for sure.

  • Sesame street is definitely one of the kindest

  • streets in the world.

  • And as a special, thank you to you, Mr. Cookie Monster,

  • I have something here for you do you wanna see it?

  • - What you got for Cookie Monster?

  • - Look at that.

  • - Cookie, wait a minute.

  • Here me share the cookie.

  • - Oh my goodness.

  • This has to be one of the kindest things in the whole world.

  • - Oh thank you, ready?

  • - Cookie. - Cookie.

  • - I actually don't think I got any in my mouth.

  • - Yeah well that happen sometimes.

  • - I see.

  • - James, James, as soon as I heard you needed me,

  • I dropped everything.

  • Well, almost everything.

  • So what's the problem, I'm here for you buddy.

  • - I've lost something very special to me.

  • And I think you're the only one who understand.

  • - Oh no, what did you lose?

  • - Well, I can't really talk about it.

  • But I can sing about it.

  • ♪ This shape was brilliant ♪

  • ♪ This shape was brilliant ♪

  • ♪ This shape was pure ♪

  • ♪ I saw three angles ♪

  • ♪ And I saw three pointed corners ♪

  • ♪ And then I saw three straight sides ♪

  • ♪ The top was variant ♪

  • ♪ The base was also right ♪

  • - Wait that sounds like.

  • ♪ A triangle my triangle ♪

  • ♪ A triangle it's true ♪

  • ♪ I saw your shape in a crowded place ♪

  • ♪ Now I don't know what to do ♪

  • ♪ 'Cause y'all gonna learn some new ♪

  • ♪ I searched low and high ♪

  • ♪ On the alpha sky ♪

  • ♪ But I can't find you triangle ♪

  • ♪ Tell me why ♪

  • ♪ And I miss your base ♪

  • ♪ And I miss your height ♪

  • ♪ And my dreams are triangular every night ♪

  • ♪ My triangle my triangle ♪

  • ♪ So beautiful it's true ♪

  • ♪ It must be those angles ♪

  • ♪ Put a smile on your face ♪

  • ♪ Not to mention the hot pot ♪

  • ♪ But I need to know the truth ♪

  • ♪ Oh triangle where are you ♪

  • - Do you think you can help me?

  • - Of course I can help you.

  • Finding triangles is my specialty.

  • In fact, there it is now.

  • - Oh my triangle.

  • - Like I always say, show me a uclidian love story,

  • and I'll show you a happy ending.

  • Now, if I could just remember what you uclidian means.

  • - [Announcer] The following preview has been rated WM

  • for working memory.

  • - [Announcer] Cookie monster is Dorothy,

  • a Kansas school girl with a big dream.

  • ♪ Where over the rainbow cookie ♪

  • - Wait a minute, sorry stop movie.

  • This not the black and white cookie.

  • This rainbow cookie this need color.

  • Oh that better.

  • - [Announcer] See the world turn from black and white,

  • to color in, "The Cookie Of Oz."

  • - The cookie in Oz?

  • What me doing here?

  • Where cookie?

  • Where cookie?

  • Hey who this lady in bubble?

  • - The good witch of the Lord intestine.

  • And if you want to find "The Cookie Of Oz,"

  • you must remember these directions.

  • - Well that sounds easy enough, what are the directions?

  • - First, you must follow the chocolate chip room.

  • Second, do the opposite of what the cookie man says.

  • Third, go through the emerald green door.

  • - Wait, that's so many directions,

  • how me supposed to remember them?

  • - You need a magical memory charm.

  • - What that?

  • - It's a strategy where you take words

  • from each direction and say them over and over again

  • so you remember.

  • - Oh, a good idea.

  • What first direction again?

  • - First, follow the chocolate chip room.

  • - Right okay me try to remember.

  • Chocolate chip, what next?

  • - Second, do the opposite of what the cookie tin man says.

  • - Opposite, yeah, that seem important.

  • Me remember word opposite.

  • - And last, go through the emerald green door.

  • - Okay me remember green.

  • - Now, just say those words over and over again to remember.

  • - Okay, chocolate chip, opposite, green.

  • Oh my, chocolate chip, opposite, green me got it.

  • - Good luck remembering.

  • - Okay well me off to find cookie.

  • Why me get hit by flying monkey?

  • - Remember the directions.

  • - Okay oh me can go again.

  • Chocolate chip opposite green, oh my, me got it me remember.

  • Me need to follow chocolate chip road.

  • ♪ Me looking for the cookie ♪

  • ♪ Delicious cookie of all ♪

  • - [Announcer] Watch the sparks fly as Dorothy

  • meets the cookie tin man.

  • - Which way to "Cookie Of Oz."

  • - This way.

  • - Thank you.

  • (loud bang)

  • Why me get hit with flying monkey again?

  • - Remember the directions.

  • - Right right, let me chant again,

  • chocolate chip opposite green me remember,

  • me supposed to do opposite of what cookie tin man says.

  • Which way to "Cookie of Oz?"

  • - This way.

  • - You say that way, but me supposed to do opposite,

  • so me go that way.

  • - [Announcer] You'll be on the edge of your seat

  • as Dorothy tries to remember what door to go for.

  • - Me go through this door.

  • (loud bang)

  • What me got to do to stop this monkey business?

  • - Remember the direction.

  • - Whoa, whoa.

  • Me just remember, me need to use me memory chant.

  • - Yes.

  • - Chocolate chip opposite green, oh my, me remember.

  • Me supposed to go through, green door.

  • Yeah, dumb de dumb de dumb de dumb.

  • - [Announcer] You'll squeal with delight, when Dorothy

  • finally finds "The Cookie Of Oz."

  • - Whoa, whoa, whoa.

  • What the "Cookie Of Oz" is not real?

  • Me do all this remembering for fake cookie?

  • What happened?

  • - I just remembered.

  • The "Cookie Of Oz" has been with you the whole day.

  • Check your feet.

  • - Hey, me shoes made of cookie.

  • Oh, me have new thing me need to remember.

  • Always take off shoes before you eat them, yeah.

  • - [Announcer] "The Cookie Of Oz."

  • Remember to see it at a theater near you.

  • (bright upbeat music)

  • (loud snoring)

  • - Hmm.

  • Oh boy, oh boy, me must've dozed off.

  • Okay, time for cookies.

  • Walking Gingerbread eating me cookies.

  • (comic tune)

  • What kind of monster would eat someone's cookies?

  • - They are Crombies, come from a bad batch of gingerbread.

  • The crumbies are eating all our cookies.

  • - Oh what a nightmare, what are we going to do?

  • - It's okay sheriff, if we don't open any boxes of cookies,

  • they'll go away.

  • - Yeah, but me want to eat cookies right now.

  • - You just have to wait till later Sheriff Graham.

  • - The crumbies here, you open a box,

  • they will come and eat our cookies.

  • - Yeah but how can me control myself

  • and stop eating cookies?

  • - Try singing something, that's what I do.

  • Takes my mind off cookies.

  • - Okay, me sing me favorite song.

  • ♪ C is for cookies that good enough for ♪

  • Okay you know, that song make me think of cookies.

  • (loud munching)

  • - There's too many of them, grab the cookies and run.

  • - Yeah cookies run yeah, okay.

  • - The crumbies will never find us in this cabin.

  • - Well that a relief now me can eat me cookies.

  • - Do not open that cookie box.

  • If the crumbies here, they're sure to find us.

  • - Yeah, but how me control meself

  • when me know there are delicious cookies

  • just waiting inside box.

  • - Just pretend that box is something else.

  • Something you wouldn't eat like, a house.

  • - Okay yeah, me pretend box of cookies is house.

  • Yeah yeah okay.

  • Box is house, box is house, box is gingerbread,

  • made from yummy gingerbread cookies.

  • - Noo.

  • - We gotta get out of here, grab those cookies.

  • - Welcome to the cookie safe zone, I'm the governor.

  • Your cookies are safe here, trust me.

  • - Okay time to celebrate, let's eat some cookies.

  • - No, no the cookies are only safe

  • if you don't open the boxes.

  • - But what me do to control me self?

  • Be tried singing, me tried to imagining

  • cookie boxes or houses, but nothing worked.

  • - I'm the governor so you've got to do as I say.

  • And I say dance it.

  • I'll take your mind off cookies, hit it.

  • - Oh yey, yeah this is fun.

  • And you know what, it working

  • me not even thinking about cookies.

  • - Have self control.

  • The Crumbies, they aren't going away, what we gonna do?

  • - Oh, wait a minute, me have idea.

  • Maybe if me teach crumbies self control.

  • Yeah, if me can do it, so can crumbies.

  • - No!

  • - Stop crumbies.

  • This cookie safe zone.

  • Instead of eating cookies, crumbies can dance, hit it.

  • - It's working, the crumbies are controlling themselves.

  • They're not eating cookies.

  • - From now on, you not "Waking Gingerbread,"

  • you "Dancing Gingerbread."

  • Yeah and you know what?

  • You look delicious when you dance.

  • - Hi Nora.

  • - Hi Elmo.

  • - Wow, what's the matter Nora?

  • - Well, I was supposed to meet my friend today

  • the letter of the day, he never showed up.

  • - Nora's friend is the letter of the day?

  • - Yes, the letter Y.

  • ♪ I waited till I saw the sun ♪

  • ♪ I don't know why why didn't come ♪

  • ♪ I thought we'd meet and have some fun ♪

  • ♪ I don't know why why didn't come ♪

  • ♪ Don't know why why didn't come ♪

  • ♪ We had great time I won't forget ♪

  • - That's good.

  • ♪ Spelling words like you and yet ♪

  • ♪ But now the Y has gone away ♪

  • ♪ How I yearn for yesterday ♪

  • ♪ I don't know what to do ♪

  • ♪ I can't even spell ♪

  • - I can't even spell you, not without him.

  • - The letter Y.

  • - Oh yeah the letter Y, we used to spell

  • great words together.

  • You had a lot of fun, we spelled yogurt, yodel, yarn.

  • Now I can't spell anything, I miss him.

  • - Oh boy

  • ♪ Something had to make him run ♪

  • ♪ I don't know why why he didn't come ♪

  • ♪ And now I'm feeling sad ♪

  • ♪ I don't know why he didn't come ♪

  • ♪ Don't know why why he didn't come ♪

  • ♪ I don't know why why he didn't come ♪

  • - But Nora, Nora hello, the Y did come.

  • - He did?

  • - Yes.

  • - Yoohoo.

  • - Y, you're here.

  • - Yap, I'm sorry I'm late, can you forgive me?

  • - Yes.

  • - Yeepy!

  • - You think we can all play together now?

  • - Why not?

  • (all laugh)

  • - Hey, you want a yodel?

  • - Sure.

  • (making funny sound)

  • - [Announcer] And now, Sesame street Dinner theater

  • proudly presents that hippy dippy

  • rock and roll musical, "Pear."

  • - Gather around the table everybody.

  • A far out dinner is served.

  • - What are these strange new dishes?

  • - And where did you get those clothes?

  • - Aren't they grilly?

  • And this is like pear with goat cheese.

  • We got poached pears, stuffed pears with peppers

  • and pair Alabamian.

  • - Well gee dad, why does everything have pears in it?

  • ♪ He asked me why ♪

  • ♪ I'm just a peary guy ♪

  • ♪ I eat pears night and day ♪

  • ♪ And it's okay ♪

  • ♪ I eat pears when I can ♪

  • ♪ So I serve them when I'm able ♪

  • ♪ With my family around the table ♪

  • ♪ Give me a meal with pears ♪

  • ♪ Sweet juicy pears ♪

  • ♪ Yellowy greeny soft oh munchy crunchy ♪

  • ♪ For you and me ♪

  • ♪ Here son here daughter here mom and daddy ♪

  • ♪ Pear pear pear pear pear pear pear ♪

  • ♪ Wanna go again ♪

  • ♪ Give someone a pear ♪

  • ♪ It makes you strong ♪

  • ♪ Oh you'll live long ♪

  • ♪ Good for breakfast ♪

  • ♪ Lunch and dinner ♪

  • ♪ My pear pear pear pear pear pear ♪

  • ♪ Any way you slice 'em my pear ♪

  • ♪ Pear pear pear pear pear pear pear ♪

  • ♪ Oh slice them ♪

  • ♪ Any way you slice them my ♪

  • - I'm I late anyone?

  • I got sliced on the weed wood chop.

  • ♪ Pear ♪

  • (audience claps)

  • - Thank you.

  • ♪ The girls in school ♪

  • ♪ The girls in school ♪

  • ♪ Munch munch munch till your tummy's full ♪

  • ♪ Cookies are baked ♪

  • ♪ It's time to feed ♪

  • ♪ But healthy foods are what we need ♪

  • ♪ And we've got time for snacks ♪

  • ♪ We've got time for snacks ♪

  • (bell rings)

  • - He's the milk oh Mr. Mustache.

  • - Thank you for line up.

  • Okay, listen up clan ladies, let's welcome

  • our newest student to Litchfield academy.

  • What's your name?

  • - Piper Snackman.

  • - Hi Piper.

  • - Litchfield uniforms are interesting.

  • - Yeah, you'll get used to them.

  • - Take you seat Snackman.

  • - Oh okay.

  • - Sit next to me Piper Snackman.

  • I'm googly eyes.

  • - Woo nice to meet you Googly eyes.

  • - All right class it's time for snack.

  • Snack monitor Red, will pass up the cookies.

  • - Cookies for you, cookie for you and cookie for you.

  • - No, thank you Red.

  • - No thank you, what do you mean no thank you?

  • It is snack time, everybody has cookies.

  • - Yeah, you better eat those cookies Piper,

  • Rep made them herself.

  • - I brought my own healthy snack.

  • - Hey look, a ball.

  • - Settle down or you'll get a timeout in the shoe.

  • - No Mr. Mustache, not the shoe.

  • - What is the shoe?

  • - Oh, you don't wanna know.

  • - Here's your ball, Piper.

  • - No no not this is not a ball, it is-

  • - Christopher.

  • - What?

  • - Yes, I love to pretend and I'm gonna pretend

  • this is my boyfriend Christopher.

  • Isn't he handsome?

  • I can't wait to dance with Christopher on our wedding.

  • - Young ladies, it is snack time, not dance time.

  • Stop or you'll all have a timeout in the shoe.

  • - The shoe, no, not the shoe.

  • - Would somebody please tell me what the shoe is?

  • - You don't want to know.

  • - It's bad luck for me to see Christopher

  • before the wedding.

  • - This is not your boyfriend Christopher

  • and it is now a ball either.

  • It is a kind of fruit, which you will see

  • once I get all the stuff out of it.

  • It is called, an orange.

  • - Hey, how did that orange getting in here?

  • - In my lunch box, would anybody like to try an orange?

  • (mumuring)

  • - No, no we have cookies, we always have cookies.

  • That is our snack.

  • - Are you afraid to try an orange Red?

  • - Me afraid?

  • I am not afraid of anything, I will try the orange.

  • - Orange is divided into sections,

  • so they are perfect for sharing.

  • - Let me see here.

  • Hey, this is delicious.

  • I say, oranges for everybody.

  • From now on, orange is the new snack.

  • (group cheers)

  • - Hey, what's the big idea bringing oranges

  • in here Snackman?

  • I knew you were a troublemaker.

  • It's timeout in the shoe for you.

  • - The shoe?

  • - You, But oranges are good for you, and they're full

  • of vitamins and help keep you healthy and strong.

  • Here, try one Mr. Moustache.

  • - Well, all right (munching).

  • This is delicious, so juicy and sweet.

  • I love this snack.

  • For that, you get time out in the shoe.

  • - The shoe?

  • - What, but why?

  • - Because you didn't tell me about oranges before.

  • I could have been eating them for years.

  • - But I just met you.

  • Can somebody over there please had me an orange, please?

  • I'll just get it myself.

  • - [Announcer] The following preview has been rated ST,

  • for self talk.

  • A young boy, a drift in the middle of the ocean,

  • all alone, except for a ravenous beast.

  • In a boat made entirely of cookies.

  • - Ravenous beast.

  • - [Announcer] Will he ever get home?

  • Find out in, "The life Of Whoopie Pie."

  • - Did he say ravenous beast?

  • - Hi.

  • - Who are you?

  • - Me Cookie Monster, who you?

  • - I am Whoopie Pie, where did you come from?

  • - Oh me crawling here and take little nappy

  • after three course cookie lunch, yeah.

  • Where are we?

  • - We are a drift in the middle of the ocean.

  • - No.

  • - We're all alone.

  • - No.

  • - On a boat made entirely of cookies.

  • - Yes!

  • - Cookie Monster stop, you can't eat the boat

  • if you eat the boat, the boat will sink

  • and we'll never get home.

  • - Never get a home?

  • But to me, got to get home home, home full of cookies.

  • - Then you have to control yourself

  • and stop eating the boat.

  • - Yeah, but boat delicious, actually boat

  • all me can think about.

  • - You can think about something.

  • - Me can.

  • - One strategy is to think about something else,

  • and see it quietly to yourself, over and over to help

  • keep your mind focused.

  • - Whoopie Pie come up with good strategy.

  • Yeah okay what me think about?

  • - Think about trying to find land.

  • You see that, that is a telescope.

  • I want you to look through that telescope

  • and try to find land.

  • - Look through telescopes, try to find land.

  • - Exactly, you say that to yourself over and over

  • while you try to find land and I row.

  • - Got it, okay.

  • Me look through telescope, and me try to find land.

  • Me look through telescope,

  • oh me see something.

  • - Is it land?

  • - No it chocolate chip cookie.

  • - Cookie Monster control yourself, Cookie Monster.

  • - Cookie Monster you ate more of the boat.

  • If you keep eating the boat, we will never get home.

  • - Oh, me so sorry.

  • Oh me, need to control me self,

  • but it hard for me to think about anything else,

  • except this delicious cookie boat.

  • - I understand, so let me give you another strategy

  • that will help you stay focused.

  • While you're talking to yourself about looking for land,

  • do it in rhyme.

  • - In rhyme?

  • - Yes, land is what you think about, when you see land,

  • you'll give a shout.

  • - Land is what to me think about,

  • when me see land me give a shout.

  • - Now you say that to yourself over and over

  • while you look for land and I row, okay.

  • - Got this.

  • - Yes you do.

  • - Land is what me think about, when me see land me give, oh!

  • Well do you see land?

  • - No, me see cookie.

  • - Cookie Monster control yourself.

  • - Oh boy oh boy oh boy,

  • me eat even more of boat.

  • - Yes, you did.

  • Oh dear, I'm afraid we're never

  • going to see our homes again.

  • - No, me can do this, me can control meself.

  • - Another strategy yes.

  • Good thinking Cookie Monster.

  • Okay let's see you tried talking to yourself.

  • Suppose you tried singing to yourself, over and over again.

  • - Me gonna try.

  • ♪ Row row row the boat gently cross the sea ♪

  • Hey, this strategy working, me controlling me self.

  • - Yes keep singing Cookie Monster.

  • ♪ Merrily merrily merrily merrily ♪

  • ♪ Home's a place for me ♪

  • - Bravo Cookie monster, you stayed focused

  • and controlled yourself, we're on our way home.

  • - Oh, a floating cookie, snack time.

  • - Row, row row row.

  • - What about singing?

  • - That too.

  • ♪ Row row row your boat ♪

  • - [Announcer] Will Whoopie Pie and Cookie Monster

  • ever find land?

  • To find out, see the "Life Of Whoopie Pie."

  • (people laughing)

  • ♪ Fury happy monsters laughing ♪

  • ♪ Monster having fun ♪

  • ♪ Happy happy ♪

  • ♪ See them jump and run ♪

  • ♪ Happy happy ♪

  • ♪ Laughing all the while ♪

  • ♪ Cheerful cheerful ♪

  • ♪ Flashing a big smile ♪

  • ♪ That's a perfect sign ♪

  • ♪ That they're feeling fine ♪

  • ♪ Fury happy monsters feeling glad ♪

  • ♪ Fury happy monsters laughing ♪

  • ♪ Something has gone wrong ♪

  • ♪ Sighing sighing ♪

  • ♪ This is half turned wrong ♪

  • ♪ Crying crying ♪

  • ♪ Hear them sob and whin ♪

  • ♪ Tearful tearful ♪

  • ♪ That's a real sign that they're feeling glum ♪

  • ♪ Sad sad times have come ♪

  • ♪ Fury sobbing monsters feeling sad ♪

  • ♪ Fury sobbing monsters feeling sad ♪

  • ♪ Fury sobbing monsters crying ♪

  • - Come on monsters, you don't have to cry.

  • We can be happy.

  • (monsters cheer)

  • ♪ Fury happy monsters feeling glad ♪

  • ♪ Fury happy monsters feeling glad ♪

  • ♪ Fury happy monsters laughing ♪

  • ♪ Fury sobbing monsters feeling sad ♪

  • ♪ Fury sobbing monsters feeling sad ♪

  • ♪ Fury sobbing monsters crying ♪

  • ♪ Fury happy monsters feeling glad ♪

  • ♪ Fury happy monsters feeling glad ♪

  • ♪ Fury happy monsters laughing ♪

  • ♪ Monsters happy monsters ♪

  • ♪ Happy monsters ♪

  • ♪ Monsters happy monsters ♪

  • ♪ Monsters happy monsters ♪

  • - And now it's time for, "Dancing With Triangles."

  • (audience claps)

  • I'm Tom Twinkletoes, and this is "Dancing With Triangles."

  • The TV show where people dance with triangles.

  • (audience claps)

  • Let's bring our three judges.

  • They will decide who tonight's best dancer with a triangle.

  • Without further ado, let's bring in our first contestant

  • who will be dancing with a triangle.

  • Here he is, all the way from Sesame street.

  • Let's hear it for Chris.

  • (audience claps)

  • (soft music plays)

  • - That was beautifully danced Chris.

  • - Yes well, Chris you had excellent rhythm and passion.

  • - The only problem was.

  • - That's not a triangle.

  • - They're right, that's not a triangle.

  • It's a hexagon it has six sides.

  • One, two, three, four, five, six.

  • A triangle only has three sides.

  • This is dancing with triangles Chris,

  • not dancing with hexagons, sorry.

  • Thanks for coming up.

  • Okay, here's our next contestant dancing with triangles,

  • Put your heads together for Gordon.

  • (audience cheers)

  • (bright guitar music)

  • Fantastic, fantastic, judges.

  • - That was nicely done Gordon.

  • - Lots of energy.

  • - But that's not a triangle either.

  • - They're right, that it's a square.

  • You did a square dance.

  • That square has four sides see

  • one, two, three, four.

  • This is dancing with triangles.

  • Get along will you Gordy.

  • Okay, here's our next contestant

  • Give it up for Maria.

  • (dramatic tune)

  • Stop, stop stop stop.

  • What are you doing?

  • This is, this is not a triangle.

  • - Oh, this is dancing with triangles?

  • I'm sorry I thought it was dancing with elephants.

  • - I thought it was dancing with nice ladies

  • from the food shop.

  • - No it's not.

  • It's not dancing with elephants or fix it ladies,

  • this is dancing with triangles.

  • Out, out out out.

  • The hexagon, square, elephant.

  • Is there nobody here who knows how to dance

  • with a triangle?

  • - Excuse me, excuse me, I do.

  • - Someone right here in our very old studio

  • audience, knows how to dance with that triangle.

  • Come on out there, come on that's it.

  • - This is a triangle.

  • - Ladies and gentlemen, he even brings his own triangle.

  • - I never go anywhere without my triangle.

  • Doesn't everyone?

  • - And it is as new see it has three sides.

  • ♪ One two three one two three one two three ♪

  • (audience cheers)

  • The clear winner of today in "Dancing With Triangles"

  • let's hear it, for our dancer Telly and his triangle.

  • - Thank you thank you.

  • - Thanks for joining us for "Dancing With Triangles."

  • Join us again next week for dancing with tetrahedron.

  • - [Announcer] The following preview has been rated TP,

  • for task persistence.

  • ♪ Yoho yoho a cookie snack for me ♪

  • - Cookie Monster is, captain Snacks Sparrow

  • in "Cookies Of The Caribbean."

  • He was a pilot, who wouldn't give up

  • until he found the treasure.

  • - Me got to find Davy Jones, cookie jar.

  • - [Announcer] But finding that treasure

  • was much harder than he thought.

  • - The map says that that pressure is in there.

  • - Oh boy oh boy oh boy.

  • (loud thud)

  • Oh, why does cave not open?

  • - Let's look at the map can be done.

  • The map shows two hands holding triangles.

  • Just like those.

  • - Where?

  • - Oh, but these hands empty.

  • - Ships. - Where?

  • - There, maybe we need to find the triangles,

  • and put them on the hands, just like in the map.

  • - Good thinking me got it, me on this.

  • Oh that nice shape.

  • Hey, why cave throw shape at me?

  • - Because that shape captain has one, two, three, for sides.

  • It's a square.

  • You need to focus, and find a shape with one,

  • two, three sides, a triangle.

  • - Yeah but how me do that?

  • How many focus?

  • - You're a pirate captain Snack, you can pretend

  • spyglass and focus on the triangle.

  • - Let me give it a try.

  • Hm, oh yeah it working, yes.

  • Me focus on triangles, oh that a good one.

  • (loud crash)

  • Oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy.

  • Oh, why does cave not open more?

  • - Let's look at the map captain.

  • - The map.

  • - Kitchen too close to me cookie jar,

  • and chance in the rooms.

  • - The ship's in the hamster and orange.

  • Do you know what this means?

  • - Curvy.

  • - No.

  • - It means we have to think differently,

  • and focus on the color.

  • - Yes.

  • - And put the orange shapes in them.

  • - Well then what we waiting for?

  • Hey, why cave throwing shapes again?

  • - Captain Snack, you put in something that wasn't orange.

  • - Oh, sorry me thought we still doing triangle thing.

  • - No, no.

  • - Oh boy this so frustrating, oh, you know what?

  • Me give up.

  • - Never give up, never captain.

  • You need to use your spy glass and focus

  • on the color orange, and only put orange shapes

  • in the hands.

  • - Orange, orange, orange.

  • - Orange, yes.

  • That's all the orange shapes captain,

  • look the cave is opening.

  • - Where?

  • - There.

  • - Oh, let's go get David Jones, cookie jar.

  • - Yes captain.

  • - [Announcer] Thrill as captain Snack

  • finally gets his treasure.

  • - Oh boy oh boy oh boy.

  • Me take narrator spoke too soon, Davy Jones.

  • - That's right, and if you want my cookie Jack,

  • then listen to me Snacky.

  • ♪ One of these things ♪

  • ♪ Is not like the others yoho ♪

  • ♪ One of these things oho doesn't belong. ♪

  • But you'll never find which one doesn't belong.

  • It's too hard, give up.

  • - Okay, bye bye, wait a minute.

  • If me learn one thing today, it that me never give up.

  • So let me focus.

  • There a crab, clam, lobster, parrot.

  • - You'll never be able to see it.

  • - Well me see, that the answer,

  • lobster, clam and crab, all live in sea, but not parrot.

  • Yeah parrot live in tree.

  • - Oh no, you did it, you defeated me.

  • - Yeah, me focused, and me finally

  • get Davy Jones, cookie jar, come on.

  • - Yes.

  • - Molly want a cookie.

  • - Wait!

  • - [Announcer] Will captain Sparrow

  • ever get Davy Jones's cookie jar?

  • Find out when "Cookies Of The Caribbean,"

  • sails to a theater near you.

  • (bright upbeat music)

  • - Princess Zoe, I your prince Tally,

  • beseech you would you please choose me as your play mate?

  • - Princess Zoe, prince Emma beseeches

  • you to choose him as your play mate.

  • - Okay, whatever shall I princess Zoe do.

  • ♪ Eh two princes ♪

  • ♪ Asking for a play date ♪

  • ♪ Let's have some fun ♪

  • ♪ Each one wants to be her only play mate ♪

  • ♪ Hey my toys are so good ♪

  • ♪ That you'll adore them ♪

  • ♪ One says ♪

  • ♪ The stuff he's got is no good so just ignore him ♪

  • ♪ Hey bidi bidi bidi ♪

  • ♪ This one says ♪

  • ♪ If you try my wagon how glad you'll be now ♪

  • ♪ That one says ♪

  • ♪ He is only bragging so play with me now ♪

  • ♪ He says he's got a tennis racket ♪

  • ♪ One says ♪

  • ♪ The thing you heard him good and dear you said ♪

  • ♪ Can't you get this simple notion in your head ♪

  • ♪ The three of us can all join up ♪

  • ♪ And play together ♪

  • ♪ The three of us can join and then play together ♪

  • ♪ Hey you're really smart girl ♪

  • ♪ We thank you now ♪

  • ♪ Listen you've learnt to be more patient ♪

  • ♪ Yeah you're a team now ♪

  • ♪ Three friends who've learnt through operations ♪

  • ♪ Can be defined now ♪

  • ♪ Lets give you three a big ovation ♪

  • ♪ For what you've done now ♪

  • ♪ Yeah yeah ha ♪

  • ♪ Yeah to cooperation ♪

  • ♪ To cooperation to cooperation ♪

  • - We're cooperating.

  • - Princess Zoe, who were those guys?

  • - Those guys?

  • Oh they're my royal musicians

  • I think they call themselves, the Spin Doctors.

  • - I have a taste for trash.

  • And trash, has a taste for me.

  • - I'm a mystery wrapped in fish, and trash.

  • - People call me a trash digger, and are not wrong.

  • - On Sesame Street you can be anything,

  • but it is more important to be kind.

  • - Hey, what's the big idea?

  • - Why are you even here?

  • - Every show needs the cute one.

  • - [Announcer] The following preview has been rated DG,

  • for delayed gratification.

  • - [Announcer] Legends speaks of a dessert,

  • unimaginably sweet and delicious.

  • - Me precious.

  • - [Announcer] And when it was just through,

  • all that remained was the desserts powerful recipe.

  • It remained in the hands of a monster named Gobble,

  • for a long while.

  • - One dessert to rule them all.

  • Oh, me pressure.

  • - [Announcer] But the recipe, had other plans.

  • Cookies were gone forever.

  • - Lost lost lost.

  • - [Announcer] Until.

  • - I am here to provide you with a magical mixture

  • of ingredients, to bring cookies back into the world.

  • - But me don't know how much of each to use.

  • Me no have recipe.

  • - You must remember.

  • And if you complete this task,

  • you shall bake the cookies in the fires of Mount Crumb.

  • - What that?

  • - It's the oven over there.

  • You must use your memory, to remember the recipe.

  • Remember, remember

  • - Wow, that good special effect.

  • Okay, let me try to remember.

  • How many eggs go in?

  • - Let's jut eat eggs.

  • Who said that?

  • - Me.

  • But you look just like me.

  • - You having conversation with self right now.

  • And indeed part of self that not in control,

  • and me want to eat now.

  • - But he want to eat cookie.

  • - Why wait for cookie?

  • When we can eat eggs now.

  • - That good point.

  • - Control yourself, if you wait just a bit longer,

  • you can eat the cookies you so desire.

  • - Wow, crazy light lady right.

  • Self, we no eat eggs, we waiting.

  • Eggs delicious, but cookies is me precious.

  • Hey, me just remember something.

  • Me came up with strategy, to help me remember recipe.

  • Yeah yeah, rhyme.

  • How many eggs?

  • Well, here's a clue, get five eggs and take away two.

  • Me remember, one, two, three, four, five eggs,

  • take away one, two eggs leaves one, two, three.

  • Me did it, me bake cookies now.

  • - You shall not pass.

  • - Oh boy, you dramatic.

  • - Sorry, but you didn't put in all the ingredients.

  • - Oh you know what?

  • You right, me forgot me favorite ingredient of all

  • chocolate chippies, okay.

  • All right, let me try to remember how many to use.

  • - Just eat the chippies.

  • - Oh me do love chippies numb, numb.

  • Wait, no self needs to control self.

  • Why we hungry?

  • But if we wait a little longer,

  • we not just get chippies, we get me precious

  • we get cookie.

  • Hey that true.

  • Okay, how many chocolate chippies for me precious?

  • Me remember the rhymes strategy.

  • How many chippie should me pour?

  • Grab one cup, and add one more.

  • Okay, grab one cup and add one more cup,

  • that make one, two cups chocolate chippies all together.

  • One, two.

  • - Your strategy works Gobble, you remember the recipe.

  • - And me controlled me self, excuse me.

  • - You show pass.

  • - Terrific, thank you.

  • - [Announcer] And so it was, that cookies

  • were restored to Monster earth.

  • - Oh boy oh boy.

  • And now we eat?

  • You got that right, kawabanga!

  • - [Announcer] "Lord Of The Crumbs."

  • Wait for it, this summer.

  • - Saw this yucky stuff out there wanna get it all.

  • ♪ Yuck Yuck yuck yuck ♪

  • ♪ Yuck yuck yuck yuck ♪

  • ♪ Muddy muddy muddy mud ♪

  • ♪ Muddy muddy muddy mud ♪

  • ♪ Muddy muddy muddy mud ♪

  • ♪ Muddy muddy muddy mud ♪

  • ♪ Seven bags in my trash can ♪

  • ♪ Do you have a skunk stole with the prone path ♪

  • ♪ One grasses trash that's another grouches outfit ♪

  • ♪ I've got awesome trash ♪

  • ♪ We've got seven bags in my trash can ♪

  • ♪ I I I'm shopping ♪

  • ♪ Looking for some rubbish ♪

  • ♪ This is roasted awesome ♪

  • ♪ They had a broken scooter ♪

  • ♪ What about a broken scooter ♪

  • ♪ How about a Denton sacks and a banged up computer ♪

  • ♪ I wear my grouchy clothes ♪

  • ♪ I love flora balls ♪

  • ♪ I'm in this fish that found shop down the street ♪

  • ♪ I'm gonna pop some trash ♪

  • ♪ Oh we got 7 bags in my trashcan ♪

  • ♪ I I I'm shopping ♪

  • ♪ Looking for some rubbish ♪

  • ♪ This is grouchy awesome ♪

  • - Where is she, the show's gonna start soon.

  • Garbage dump you smell rotten.

  • - Oh of course, I do.

  • - Thanks for coming there you know,

  • you're gonna make this a great talent.

  • - Oh no, no, no, no, this is your show.

  • I do not wanna be made the center of attention.

  • - The only reason why we do this grouch talent show

  • is because she has to be the center of attention every year.

  • All right, should we get down to business here?

  • - On let's do.

  • - Oh this talent show's the perfect place

  • for me to debut my new song, "Grouchy For The Party."

  • - I can't wait to perform my song,

  • "Money Can't Buy A Trash."

  • - I don't wait until you hear my soon to be hit

  • single, "Pretty Messy."

  • - Wait wait wait wait, okay.

  • I Grover I'm ready to show up my talent.

  • - What song are you gonna sing?

  • - Sing?

  • No, no, no, no, no, I am here to perform magic.

  • For my first trick, I shall-

  • - Wait, who say you get to go first.

  • - Why don't you take turns?

  • This can to take turns with your friends.

  • - I'll take turns if I can go first.

  • - Well, how do we decide who goes first?

  • - I Grover, will perform, a magic trick yes.

  • I have a deck of cards here.

  • You each pick a card, and whoever has the highest number,

  • shall go first, pick a card.

  • - Oh I got a three.

  • - I got a six.

  • - Got an eight.

  • - Well, there you have it, garbage got the highest numbers,

  • so she goes first.

  • - Oh I really wanted to go first.

  • - You know what Grundgetta?

  • You can go first anyway.

  • - Really?

  • That is so kind.

  • - Well, the main act can't be expected to open for herself.

  • - Yeah yeah you go ahead.

  • I gotta practice more anyway to make my voice

  • sound like broken glass.

  • - Well, you know, I don't say this very often,

  • but thanks Hoskey, thanks Garbagedump.

  • - Oh my ears.

  • - All right, now that this settled

  • and everybody has been kind, Grundgetta

  • you get the show started, and I will practice pulling

  • a chicken out of my hat.

  • Has anybody seen a chicken.

  • Wait a minute, scratch the chicken

  • I will pull a cute, adorable

  • (group chattering)

  • (soft instrumental music)

  • (loud munching)

  • - Good texture.

  • (loud munching)

  • Oh, good evening, and welcome to "Monsterpiece Theater."

  • Me, Alistair Cookie.

  • Tonight, we bring you punching drama near

  • and dear to me, little monster.

  • Because it's about the monster, and his daddy.

  • And now conservations with me, father.

  • Time for a cookie costume change

  • me got to get rid of this, hold on.

  • - Son, where are your son?

  • - Oh, coming, coming coming me here Pop.

  • - Son, me called you to teach you something.

  • - Oh boy pop me love when you teach me something.

  • - Son?

  • - Yeah.

  • - You hear that sound?

  • (water dripping)

  • - Yeah, what that sound pop?

  • - Oh look son, that's the sound of water dripping.

  • - Oh, well what the big deal pop?

  • - Son, we need water to drink and to cook

  • with and to washing.

  • If water go down the drain, there'll be no water left.

  • - Oh gee pop what do we do now?

  • - Son, we got to turn off faucet.

  • - Like that pop.

  • - Nice works son and you gonna have great

  • future as, plumber.

  • - Yeah yeah okay thanks pop.

  • Now let me go out to play.

  • - Wait wait wait.

  • - What what?

  • - That?

  • - That television pop.

  • - Me know that television,

  • but what it doing on with nobody watching?

  • - Well, me not wasting water.

  • - No son, that wasting energy.

  • Yes, and we need energy to play radio,

  • turn on light, all that stuff.

  • - Oh boy, this energy stuff, it sound very very important.

  • - You bet son it very important.

  • We've got to save energy.

  • - Yeah.

  • - Let's turn off the tv.

  • - Me do me do me do - Okay.

  • - Nice work son.

  • - What?

  • - Son, what me smell?

  • - Oh pop, that unmistakable smell of cookies.

  • - Oh look son, cookie just sitting there,

  • with nobody eating them.

  • - Yeah.

  • This, a terrible waste of cookie, right?

  • - That right son, only one thing to do.

  • - Eat cookies. - Eat cookies.

  • (loud munching)

  • - Hey what you guys doing?

  • - Chef John.

  • - You ate our cookies!

  • - We were saving these cookie for everyone.

  • - Son me forget one thing more very important to say.

  • - What that one thing very important to save?

  • - Our fury blue hide.

  • (loud shouts)

  • - Be sure to tune in next week!

  • (running footsteps)

  • this Alistair Cookies saying.

  • ♪ Sesame Street for plum ju bam bam bam ♪

  • ♪ Lets celebrate the red blue and white ♪

  • ♪ This is your invite ♪

  • ♪ To a Sesame main street party ♪

  • ♪ Get your heart and glasses on ♪

  • ♪ And get up to Sesame ♪

  • ♪ Where all your friend will see ♪

  • ♪ Together together ♪

  • ♪ Hey hello ♪

  • ♪ A grouch can take no more ♪

  • ♪ No I really can take no more ♪

  • - Did you even try?

  • ♪ Bony makes some grouchstar cone ♪

  • ♪ Now that's a grouchy for them to like ♪

  • ♪ One plus one is two ♪

  • ♪ A bugger for me and you yeah ♪

  • ♪ This day gives me so many things to count ♪

  • ♪ I'm counting one two and three ♪

  • ♪ There's one Elmo clocking the swan ♪

  • ♪ When's the sun goes down there's fun gallore ♪

  • ♪ See and fireworks or smores in the July ♪

  • - Who wants a bad one?

  • ♪ Elmo's having fun and you ♪

  • ♪ So much to do when we celebrate ♪

  • ♪ Again red and blue America ♪

  • ♪ Its why we celebrate the fourth of July ♪

  • ♪ Have some blue berry ♪

  • ♪ Pie and the grouch ♪

  • ♪ The fourth of July ♪

  • ♪ Wishing you all a happy ♪

  • ♪ Fourth of July ♪

  • - Come on, knock it off will you.

  • - Smells terrible, you smell terrible.

  • - Gouchy place you got here Garbage dump.

  • - Don't you know it Oscar, this restaurant,

  • Fur has already been written

  • up in "Ill Tempered Monthly"

  • We were given for stinky socks.

  • - The staff rules, the chef drools

  • and the food only occasionally crawls off the plate.

  • - Good evening lovers of fine cuisine.

  • I am Grover, you're cute and lovable waiter

  • may I start you off with a plate of moldy cheese.

  • - Not my cup of tea, but who am I to judge?

  • - So grouches, let's talk about our sales, shall we.

  • My cookbook cooking from the can

  • is selling lax, snack cakes.

  • - Here's your dinner table number two.

  • - And speaking of cans, I'm thinking of starting

  • my own line of can openers.

  • - Oh really Gruncchetta, that's a fabulous idea.

  • - It's a terrible idea.

  • - There's only one piece left.

  • - So who get to the last one?

  • - I'll take care of this, waiter.

  • - Am I the only waiter working here tonight?

  • Yes yes what is it?

  • - Another order of moldy cheese please.

  • - Oh, I am so sorry, but we are all out of moldy cheese.

  • Some rats are here having a birthday party.

  • - Now there's three of us and there's only one piece left.

  • - I will get you something else.

  • The kitchen is full of rubbish.

  • - The service here is terrible.

  • - Yes, I pride myself on hiring only the worst wait stuff.

  • - How about these anchovies?

  • They're the stickiest anchovies in town.

  • - We want moldy cheese.

  • - No anchovies, gotcha.

  • How about this sour sour dough bread though?

  • It is extra sour.

  • - We want moldy cheese.

  • - I get that.

  • - Oh no, you've done it, the cheese is broken

  • into one, two three pieces.

  • - Ah, yes but look, there are one, two, three of you

  • now you can share the final slice.

  • - It's a little puny but, I gotta watch

  • my grouchy figure anyway.

  • - Wow, grouches sharing and being kind.

  • This will definitely come up at the reunion.

  • Nice doggy.

  • - You're fired.

  • Don't you worry I can find a worst waiter now.

  • All right let's eat.

  • - The following preview has been rated WYT,

  • for waiting your turn.

  • Cookie was a monster who was totally out of control.

  • - Care for a cookie?

  • - Don't mind if me do.

  • - [Announcer] Sally was a girl who was totally in control.

  • - No thank you, it's only 10:15

  • and it's right between breakfast and lunch.

  • - [Announcer] Could this very different characters

  • ever be friends?

  • - Whatever.

  • (loud munching)

  • - [Announcer] Find out, "When Cooking Met Sally."

  • One day cookie met Sally, in a famous deli in New York city.

  • - Hello, me want lunch, me hungry.

  • - Sir hey I remember you.

  • You're that monster who so rude and messy,

  • you rode in my car once and you made very big mess

  • in my car.

  • - Me remember you, you very neat.

  • And you only eat cookies, a dessert you Sally, right?

  • - Right, and you just can't bust in here to get your lunch.

  • You need to stand and wait in.

  • - But to be hungry now.

  • - We're all hungry, but we have to wait for our turn here.

  • Come here and over here, here, here, here, look, look

  • That person is first, that person is second,

  • I am third, and you are last.

  • - Next.

  • - Me me me so hungry.

  • - You have to wait.

  • - I'm next, and I would like

  • a pastrami on rye with mustard and-

  • - Me turn is so hard.

  • - I know, but I think I have a strategy

  • that can help you wait.

  • - Me not like to wait.

  • - Well, what if we play a game?

  • - Oh me love games, but what game have to do with?

  • - Well, playing a game is a good strategy to help you wait.

  • - Okay, me try this strategy, what game we play?

  • - Patty cake.

  • - Let's play.

  • - Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man.

  • Bake me a cake as fast as you can.

  • - Bake me a cake, that reminded me.

  • Me hungry want to eat now!

  • - No no no cookie monster control yourself.

  • It's not your turn, you have to wait.

  • It's someone else's turn.

  • - I'm next.

  • Can I have roast beef on a hard-

  • - Oh this no good, waiting for me turn is so hard.

  • - The Patty cake game took your mind

  • off of it for a little while.

  • Maybe we just need to play a different game,

  • that doesn't mention food.

  • - Okay, let me give it another try.

  • What game we played this time?

  • - Let's play I spy.

  • I spy little eye, something blue.

  • - Blue okay blue, hey wait me blue, is it me?

  • - Yes.

  • - Oh boy oh boy oh boy this game fun

  • and really helped me wait, okay let's keep playing.

  • Okay okay me spy with little eye

  • something round and delicious,

  • and it's salami hanging from the ceiling

  • me got to get salami.

  • (dramatic tune)

  • - Oh wait for your turn

  • - Next.

  • - Okay okay.

  • I'm next you just have to wait until after me.

  • Can you do that?

  • - Oh me not sure you sure this strategy work?

  • - We'll just have to try a different game.

  • How about pretend.

  • - Oh, me like to play pretend.

  • Yeah yeah yeah yeah, what me he pretend to be?

  • - Well, you have a baseball cap on.

  • How about you pretend to be a baller.

  • - Me like that idea yes, better.

  • - Okay, now it is my turn, sir-

  • - Okay, cookie step up to the pace,

  • and here come the pitch, cookie monster swing

  • hard and the ball go fire hit hard.

  • It's outta hear it home run.

  • (dramatic instrumental tune)

  • - Thank you.

  • - Oh cookie monster just wins the world series.

  • - Next.

  • - And the crowd goes wild.

  • - Cookie Monster. - Yeah yeah.

  • - It's your turn.

  • - Hey, what do you know about that hu?

  • Playing pretend really great strategy,

  • to help me wait me turn.

  • Oh boy oh boy.

  • - [Announcer] So, cookie and Sally did become friends.

  • - And now dessert.

  • (loud munching)

  • - I'll have what they're having.

  • (soft instrumental music)

  • - [Announcer] So wait in line, and get a ticket

  • for "When Cooking Met Sally."

  • Coming soon to a theater near you.

  • (loud belching)

  • - A nice peaceful day, all by myself on the roof.

  • ♪ Whenever I see your smiling face ♪

  • ♪ I have to smile myself ♪

  • ♪ Because I love you ♪

  • (tin bangs shut)

  • (soft drum beats)

  • ♪ Oh whenever I see your grouchy face ♪

  • ♪ It makes me wanna smile ♪

  • ♪ Because I like you ♪

  • ♪ And when you didn't need that nasty little flower ♪

  • ♪ Turns me upside down ♪

  • ♪ Something about you I don't know ♪

  • ♪ Isn't it amazing that grouchs ♪

  • ♪ Can make me feel this way ♪

  • ♪ But it looks so ruggy ♪

  • ♪ I thought I'd seen silly smiles before ♪

  • ♪ From the follks down stairs at uber store ♪

  • ♪ But yours makes me the maddest ♪

  • ♪ And that's when I feel I'm farmished ♪

  • ♪ The more I smile the more you pout ♪

  • ♪ We'll help each other out ♪

  • ♪ You know James you're so aggrevating ♪

  • ♪ That's why we call it cooperating ♪

  • ♪ Isn't it amazing that agrouch like me ♪

  • ♪ Can feel this way ♪

  • ♪ I'm glad that I'm so lucky ♪

  • ♪ To make you feel yucky every day yeah ♪

  • ♪ Feel so yucky ♪

  • ♪ Go on can tell me that I doing wrong ♪

  • ♪ Whenever I see your grouchy face ♪

  • - No, no one can tell me that I'm doing right today.

  • ♪ Very well Oscar have it your way ♪

  • ♪ No one can tell us that we doing right ♪

  • ♪ We do the song on that's right ♪

  • ♪ No one can tell us that we doing right today ♪

  • - Hey, that was rotten.

  • - [Announcer] This preview is rated MG,

  • for memory games.

  • (loud munching)

  • Ancient stories tell of a hero, born a monster,

  • son of Zus.

  • - They call me for Theotus.

  • - He journeyed far to reach his father.

  • - He all the way up there, at Mount Olympus diner.

  • Me got to get there in time for early bird special.

  • - Then I'm coming with you.

  • - Need loyal friend, hang a fish.

  • - [Announcer] But one thing stood in their way, Medusa.

  • - I just washed my hair,

  • and I can't do a thing with it (laughs).

  • - [Announcer] They say if you look right

  • at it, you freeze in your tracks.

  • - Seriously.

  • - Oh come on that just.

  • - Well, it's true with a fun.

  • (magical sound)

  • - That weird, okay lesson learned.

  • Do not look at her, or anything else anymore, okay.

  • Come on Pegafish.

  • - Sorry Theotus, I can't let you pass thee,

  • until you pass my test.

  • - Test, what test?

  • - Well, my little pet snakes get hungry,

  • so you would have to feed them.

  • - Dokie, that unusual task, but, what the hell .

  • Sound easy enough what me do?

  • - Under one of lids is my snake's favorite food.

  • You just have to remember which one.

  • - Focus Theotus, It could be a trick.

  • - Yeah, good thinking, okay let's see what under here.

  • Whoa, this one got itty bitty cakes.

  • And under here we got nothing, no food here that's strange.

  • And under here, we got nothing, no food either.

  • Okay me no get it.

  • - All you have to do, is remember

  • the one that has the snake cakes.

  • - Well, that's easy, that the first one me show you.

  • - Oh by the way, by the way, is there something in my eye?

  • - Oh let me see.

  • (magical sound)

  • - You looked at her again.

  • You're not supposed to look remember.

  • You've got to focus on the lids, not on Medusa.

  • - Oh, right, right yeah yeah yeah.

  • Me focus on the lids, not Medusa, got it.

  • - Now, which one did you say the snakes cakes were under?

  • - You moved them, they're in a different order now.

  • - How me supposed to know me choose the right one?

  • - Theotus, do you remember anything about the lid?

  • - Let me try to remember.

  • Me remember the color silver, yeah yeah

  • cakes under shiny silver lid.

  • - Oh sorry, wrong one.

  • - Let me try again.

  • - Oh well, all right,

  • oh, but first, hey it's that a cookie on my forehead?

  • - But where?

  • - You've got to be kidding me.

  • Theotus, focus on the lids and stop getting distracted.

  • - Yeah yeah yeah okay.

  • Me ready to focus.

  • - Oh no, she's moved them around again.

  • - Oh no, me ever gonna find the food now.

  • - Sure you will, think.

  • Do you remember anything about the lid?

  • - Me remember, it had the star on it.

  • Yeah yeah yeah it silver, and had star .

  • Focus this one silver, but have no star.

  • - Hey Theotus, wire cutting my teeth.

  • - Focus, this one have star, but it not silver.

  • - Thoteus look at me.

  • Focus, this one silver and has star,

  • (magical tune)

  • Me focused and me remembered and me found snake cakes.

  • - She saw herself in the shiny lid, she froze herself.

  • - Now, that dramatic irony.

  • - Let's get out of here before she unfreezes.

  • - Yeah yeah, mount Olympus diner here we come.

  • (instrumental music)

  • - I'm so glad you made it son, ready for a snack?

  • - You betcha pops.

  • - Release the cracker.

  • - [Announcer] "Nosh Of The Titans."

  • Get more taste of it, at a theater near you.

  • - Gonna need a lot of milk.

  • - [Announcer] And now, EMC.

  • The emotional movie channel presents, "Madmen."

  • (soft musical tune)

  • - So gentlemen, where are we with the Happy

  • Honey bear account?

  • - Counting along Mr. Draper.

  • - Oh would you like for us to show

  • you some ideas, Mr. Draper?

  • - Yes, let's take a look shall we?

  • - Okay, here we go, how that?

  • - Let's see it but, this doesn't make me happy.

  • The racoons, are running off for the bear's honey.

  • This makes me mad, very mad.

  • - Yeah yeah, it makes me mad too.

  • - Very mad.

  • - Mad, mad, mad.

  • - We are mad men.

  • - We need to feel happy about honey.

  • Where's the picture that's gonna grab us with happiness?

  • It'll put a sticky smile on our faces.

  • - How about this, Mr. Draper?

  • - I don't see happy here.

  • The honey has all gone, the bear has nothing to eat,

  • It makes me sad, I'm sad.

  • - Me too, I'm sad.

  • - Very sad.

  • - Sad sad sad.

  • - We're sad men (crying).

  • - Where is that idea that is gonna pull

  • us out of our sadness?

  • Wipe away our tears, and make us happy about honey.

  • - How about this one?

  • - Now this one, this one gets me right here.

  • The bear is dripping with Gui honey, he's smiling.

  • This makes me happy, this makes me happy.

  • - I am happy too.

  • - So so happy.

  • - (Both) We're happy men.

  • - It's been an emotional roller coaster.

  • We've been mad, sad and happy, but good work sacrifice.

  • - Thanks Mr. Draper.

  • - You're the boss Mr. Draper.

  • - Yes, I am.

  • (soft instrumental music)

  • - Good evening, Alistair Cookie here.

  • Welcome to "Monsterpiece Theater."

  • Tonight, me very excited to bring you all time favorite

  • movie, "Gone With The Wind."

  • Me not seen it yet, but, me hear it about, the wind.

  • And now "Gone With The Wind."

  • (wind blows)

  • (chandelier swings)

  • - The wind seems to be getting very strong Ms. Scarlet.

  • - Oh Green, what do we do, what do we do?

  • - Frankly my dear, I haven't got the idea.

  • - Well that means. (sheep bleat)

  • I'm gonna have to figure something out.

  • Oh this wind is getting even big.

  • - I was afraid you we're gonna say that.

  • Something tells me tomorrow may be too late.

  • - Oh wait, there is something we can do.

  • - What's that?

  • - We can put traps.

  • - We got some traps?

  • - Yes.

  • (loud continous bangs)

  • (man screams)

  • - One of us, one of us (indistinct)

  • (woman screams)

  • And so end of my favorite, "Gone With The Wind."

  • (loud bangs)

  • (bright upbeat music)

  • ♪ I'm square look I'll show you ♪

  • ♪ I've got four sides on me ♪

  • ♪ All the sides are the same size ♪

  • ♪ Like a good new square should be ♪

  • ♪ We look the same okay ♪

  • ♪ While I go round the neighbourhood ♪

  • ♪ But everybody looks this way ♪

  • ♪ But I like to hang around ♪

  • ♪ With me and the friends ♪

  • ♪ It's hip to be a square ♪

  • ♪ It's ship to be a square ♪

  • ♪ Hip to be a square ♪

  • ♪ So hip to be a square ♪

  • ♪ When I go to the fair coach ♪

  • ♪ Then comes him a circle ♪

  • ♪ And a rectangle shows up to ♪

  • ♪ Well I play with the triangle ♪

  • ♪ And circle came joined the game ♪

  • ♪ I'm playing with the rectangle ♪

  • ♪ No matter where I am ♪

  • ♪ No matter where I go ♪

  • ♪ No matter who I'm with I know ♪

  • ♪ It's hip to be a square ♪

  • ♪ It's hip to be a square ♪

  • ♪ It's hip to be a square ♪

  • ♪ So hip to be a square ♪

  • ♪ So hip to be square ♪

  • ♪ Hip to be a square ♪

  • (audience cheers)

  • (soft instrumental music)

  • (loud munching)

  • - Good texture.

  • (loud munching)

  • Oh good evening, Alistair Cookie hear.

  • Me delighted to welcome you to "Monsterpiece Theater."

  • Tonight, me happy to bring you, suspenseful film,

  • classic thriller "39 Stairs" by guy named Alfred.

  • And now, the "39 Stairs."

  • - My Lord, just look at all these stairs..

  • I do wonder how many there are.

  • I shall investigate.

  • One, two stairs, three stairs, four stairs

  • five stairs, six, seven, eight, nine, 10 stairs.

  • Oh, I know there will be something exciting

  • awaiting me at the top.

  • 11, 12, 13 stairs, 14, 15,

  • 16, 17, 18, 19, 20 stairs.

  • I'm certain there'll be something very exciting

  • at the top, I hope.

  • 21, 22, 23, 24 stairs, 25 stairs,

  • 26, 27, 28 (breathes), 29, 30.

  • There better be something exciting at the top.

  • I shall tell you.

  • 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39.

  • At last at the very top,

  • and I have reached the exciting, brick wall?

  • You mean to say that, I have climbed all these 39 steps,

  • and I'll have to show for it is this brick wall.

  • Are you out of your mind?

  • (breathes heavily)

  • Wait a minute, there's one good thing

  • about the being all the way at the top.

  • There are fun ways to get all the way to the bottom.

  • (comic tune)

  • (loud bang)

  • - And, so end the "39 Stairs."

  • - You okay?

  • - I do not know.

  • - Ssh, we still on camera.

  • Good evening, and welcome to "Monsterpiece Theater."

  • Me your host, Alastair Cookie.

  • Tonight, "Monsterpiece Theater" proud

  • to present classic play, "The Taming of The Shoe"

  • by William Shoespeare, famous podiatrist, trust me.

  • And now "The Taming of The Shoe."

  • (flute plays)

  • - Oh shoe shoe wherefore at thou, shoe.

  • Oh there you are.

  • Me I will put you on and walk to the pedula mall.

  • - I'm here me Grovero.

  • - Oh, what a shoe you are.

  • I Grovero only want to put you on my foot

  • and tie up your laces, you see.

  • Just like my other shoe.

  • - I will not be tied to any foot.

  • - But shoe, I cannot walk to the Padua mall

  • with only one shoe, twould be embarrassing.

  • - A find yourself another shoe, I won't go on.

  • - Fine, go ahead you shoe.

  • See how fast you can get without a foot.

  • - Me think this is hard without foot.

  • - Oh, I pulled a few so shoe, please, can we not cooperate?

  • - Cooperate?

  • - Yes you need a fit foot, and I needed a shoe.

  • Let us walk together.

  • - All right, but watch your step.

  • - Fine I shall be very, very careful there.

  • There, I have got Zoucks, I have tamed the shoe.

  • (slow footsteps)

  • Is it not the better when we cooperate

  • and now we can walk to the mall.

  • - Forget it, I don't wanna walk to the mall.

  • - But, but shoe I thought you were going to cooperate.

  • - I wanna dance to the mall.

  • - Dance?

  • Okay yes, we can cooperate and dance it to the mall.

  • (soft instrumental music)

  • - So goes to course of shoe love.

  • This is Alistair Cookie of "Monsterpiece Theatre"

  • saying, to thy known self, the shoe.

  • (loud munching)

  • - [Announcer] Our regularly scheduled sheep film

  • will not be seen, so that we may bring

  • you a "Baa-Baa Special Walters Special" presentations.

  • - Hello, I'm Baa-baa Walters,

  • with another wawa Walters special.

  • Today I'm visiting the pasture where Melville, sheep,

  • the very famous actress lives.

  • Oh, here she comes now, hello.

  • - Oh hello Baa-baa, welcome to my pasture.

  • - Very nice place it really says sheep.

  • - Oh, thank you, Baa-baa.

  • - Mellow, we would all love to know

  • what a famous sheep like you does,

  • when she's not acting in a movie or a Broadway play.

  • - Well, Baa-baa, when I'm not acting, I'm just like,

  • any other sheep.

  • - Oh you can't pull the wool over our eyes Mellow.

  • We know you are no ordinary ship.

  • - Oh but it's true Baa-baa, I like to eat hay,

  • like other sheep.

  • In fact, I was just going to have my snack now.

  • - Can you believe it?

  • She does eat hay, just like other sheep.

  • - Of course, and sometimes I grass too Baa-baa,

  • yeah, that's how I keep my sheepish figure.

  • - Ooh yes.

  • - Oh Would you like some hay?

  • - Oh no, I do not care for it myself.

  • She eats hay and grass like a sheep.

  • But is she really like other sheep?

  • - Yes.

  • - Oh, do you mean to tell me someone shaves your wool?

  • - Yup, the farmer in the dale over there.

  • He cuts my wool, and makes it into sweaters, yeah.

  • Oh see, these are Mellow sheep originals

  • made from my very own wool.

  • - Are too active.

  • But Mellow, most sheep live with other sheep.

  • I do not see any sheep around here.

  • Tell us Mellow, are there any special sheep in your life?

  • - Oh yes, lots of them Baa-baa.

  • Oh, here they come now.

  • (sheep bleating)

  • - Baa-baa we're going to jump over that fence there.

  • Would you like to jump with us?

  • - Oh no no no I am wearing my heels.

  • - Oh come on Baa-baa, loosen up.

  • (comic tune)

  • - Well, I'm off to jump fences with Mellow, sheep.

  • This is Baa-baa Walters saying bye bye.

  • (comic thuds)

  • - I love a quiet night at home reading.

  • - Surprise!

  • Welcome, to America's newest reality show.

  • "Outrageous Makeover Home Addition."

  • - You, what are you doing here?

  • - I am here to give your home an outrageous makeover.

  • - I don't want an outrageous makeover.

  • - Of course you do, just take a look at this

  • not an outrageous door here.

  • - What's wrong with my door?

  • - Nothing, sir it's just that this is one boring door.

  • I mean, where's the outrageousness, y'all need

  • an outrageous makeover.

  • (men chattering)

  • - Hey what you doing there?

  • What's going on?

  • Oh what did they do?

  • - Well, certainly added a door.

  • There was one door,

  • and we put it on another door,

  • and that there are two doors.

  • - Yeah, but why?

  • - One door is for coming, and the other is for going

  • it's that much outrageous?

  • - Yes it is it's really outrageous.

  • - Well, I do not think it is not righteous enough.

  • - What?

  • - We need a more outrageous makeover.

  • (men chat loudly)

  • - I don't want anything else, I'm fine with the door

  • you can all leave now.

  • - Not until you feast you eyes on this outrageous door.

  • - Oh what now?

  • (men chatter loudly)

  • - Oh no.

  • - Yes, you had two doors and we added one more door,

  • so now there are one, two, three doors all together.

  • Is that outrageous?

  • - Yes.

  • - Don't you love it.

  • You know what?

  • Neither do I, we need another outrageous makeover.

  • - Oh no.

  • (men chatter loudly)

  • - Please go away, I just wanna read more of these.

  • I don't want any more outrageousness.

  • - Come now, sir there is always room

  • for more outrageous makeover.

  • - Do I have to?

  • - Of course.

  • - You see, there were three doors

  • and we added one more door, I say rather artistically.

  • And now there are one, two, three, four doors.

  • - Is that not outrageous?

  • - Yes it is, it's totally outrageous.

  • And I'm outraged at your outrageousness.

  • - And I sense weren't not happy.

  • - Well, that because I'm not happy, I'm not happy at all.

  • - But why is that, sir?

  • - Because I don't want four doors.

  • I want you to get rid of the doors, just lose the doors.

  • - Well, that is not a problem sir.

  • We shall get rid of the doors.

  • - Really?

  • - Of course, absolutely.

  • Steve, Eric lose the doors.

  • (loud crash)

  • - I'm sorry I lost my temper there.

  • - Well sir it an outrageous makeover.

  • We want you to be happy with your home.

  • - Oh appreciate that.

  • - There.

  • - Well, no, where's my door?

  • Now there's no door at all.

  • - There were four doors and we subtracted four doors,

  • and now there are zero doors.

  • Is that not outrageous?

  • As you go to cry in gratitude sir,

  • do to camera three.

  • - Get out, get out!

  • - Yes sir, of course sir, we understand

  • you wish to be alone.

  • To save us your out-

  • - Out out!

  • - Whatever, sir little problem.

  • What now?

  • I cannot go there is no door.

  • (man cries)

  • Oh Steve, cabin crew will be spending the night.

  • Oh why me?

  • Are you getting the crying?

  • I think that's why you here.

(seagull mewing)

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