Name: 每一次都沒有一個快樂的結局？| 海綿寶寶 (Every Time There Wasn't A Happy Ending Ever ? | SpongeBob)
Uploaded: 2022-06-17T18:15:41.000Z
Duration: 11 min 30 s

我的海螺告訴我，要來救你們。

好了，魔螺，我們現在該怎麼辦？

You know what I don't understand, though?

What's a gorilla doing under water in the first place?

Uh, well, it's funny you should- I mean, see the-

呃，好吧，這很有趣，你應該--我是說，看到--

The deal was that  I paid Nat to eat your chum

交易是，我付錢給納特，讓他吃你的小魚。

so you'd quit  your constant complaining.

這樣你就會放棄你的不斷抱怨。

All this time, I never had one regular customer?

這麼長時間以來，我從來沒有一個固定的客戶？

Uh. There he goes again. Cut it out, Plankton.

呃，他又來了。別鬧了，痞子。

What? It's just obvious that I'm a complete failure

什麼，很明顯，我是一個完全失敗的人

Quickly, now is the time to beat a hasty retreat.

快，現在是匆忙撤退的時候了。

What? And miss this? I've never enjoyed meself more!

什麼？錯過了這個？我從未像現在這樣享受過自己的生活!

This irony's pretty good stuff! [laughing]

這種諷刺性的東西非常好![笑聲]

You'll never get me to believe in magic. Never!

你永遠無法讓我相信魔法。絕不可能!

Just to prove it to you. I'll demonstrate.

只是為了證明給你看。我就證明一下。

I wish I was steamed and served with a side of melted butter.

我希望我是清蒸的，並配上融化的黃油。

Uh-oh. I do believe in magic. I do believe in magic.

呃--哦。我確實相信有魔法。我確實相信魔法。

Yes! Yes! I admit it, SpongeBob! I love Krabby Patties!

是的，是的！我承認，海綿寶寶！我愛蟹皇堡！

沒有人能夠抗拒蟹皇堡的誘惑。

Squidward, you can't eat all those patties at one time!

章魚哥，你不能一次吃完那麼多的肉餅！？

What's gonna happen? Am I going to blow up?

會發生什麼？我是不是要爆炸了？

No, worse! It'll go right to your thighs.

不，更糟！它將直接進入你的大腿。

是的，我記得我的第一個蟹皇堡。

that first terrible song out of our heads.

那首可怕的歌曲從我們的腦海中消失。

♪ Oh, Twinkle, Twinkle  Patrick Star-- ♪

哦，一閃一閃，一閃一閃帕特里克星 --

Patrick! Looks like you need another lesson!

帕特里克！看來你需要再上一課了!

我完全按照你說的做了，章魚哥。

現在我們肯定會拿回我們的工作。

you two are going to work for me forever!

The strike worked Squidward. We got our jobs back forever.

罷工成功了，章魚哥。我們永遠找回了我們的工作。

your powers are too mighty for us ocean dwellers.

你的力量對我們海洋居民來說太強大了。

to the Magic Kingdom from where you came.

We rejoin the artist  in a creative slump.

我們重新回到藝術家的創作低潮中。

The second most important rule  for the artist at sea,

對於海上的藝術家來說，第二條最重要的規則。

Welcome to Pretty Patties. May I take your money?

歡迎來到 "漂亮的餡餅"。我可以拿你的錢嗎？

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