Wash me boat!

給我洗船！

[humming]

[嗡嗡聲]

Here I go!

在這裡，我走了！

[gasping]

[喘息聲]

Hey, this isn't so bad.

嘿，這還不算太糟。

We can do this.

我們可以這樣做。

[sighing]

[嘆氣]

What about eating?

飲食方面呢？

I'm a sponge, I'll just filter feed.

我是一塊海綿，我只負責過濾飼料。

Well, you're safe now, Patrick.

好了，你現在安全了，帕特里克。

Help, I'm drowning! I've got butt cramps!

救命啊，我快被淹死了!我的屁股抽筋了!

I want ice cream and now it's dark!

我想吃冰激凌，現在天黑了!

Oh, what would I do without you, Wringer?

哦，沒有你我該怎麼辦呢，Wringer？

Guess I'd be all wet. [laughing]

我猜我會全身溼透。[笑]

Yoohoo!

Yoohoo!

Come and get it. You're all gonna like this...

來拿吧。你們都會喜歡這個......

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[dramatic music playing]

[戲劇性的音樂響起]

[clanging]

[叮叮噹噹]

SpongeBob, what was that noise?

海綿寶寶，那是什麼聲音？

Skin me alive and drench me in boiling oil!

活剝我的皮，把我浸泡在沸騰的油裡!

What have you done to my living room?!

你對我的客廳做了什麼？

I told you just to paint the faded spot!

我告訴過你，只要把褪色的地方塗上就可以了!

Well, it all looked kinda faded.

嗯，它看起來都有點褪色了。

Can you reproduce by budding?

你能通過出芽繁殖嗎？

Can ya? Can ya? Can ya? Can ya?

你能嗎？你能嗎？你能嗎？可以嗎？

No.

沒有。

What? Wow.

什麼？哇。

Sometimes I forget just how absorbent I am.

有時我忘了自己的吸收力有多強。

[yelping]

[叫喊聲]

Wait, what? Oh, stop spinning, you sponge.

等等，什麼？哦，別轉了，你這塊海綿。

You're stealing my grunge.

你在竊取我的格調。

Uh, uh, stuff that rhymes! [screaming]

呃，呃，押韻的東西！[尖叫聲]

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

[humming]

[嗡嗡聲]

[humming]

[嗡嗡聲]

SpongeBob! Are you all done cleaning?

海綿寶寶！你們都打掃完了嗎？

Oh, yes, [mumbling], Mr. Krabs.

哦，對了，[喃喃自語]，蟹老闆。

This place looks great.

這個地方看起來很棒。

The pods.

的豆莢。

- Pods. - Sharks.

- 豆莢。- 鯊魚。

- Pods. - Sharks.

- 豆莢。- 鯊魚。

- Pods. - Sharks.

- 豆莢。- 鯊魚。

- Pods! - Sharks!

- 豆莢!- 鯊魚！

[siren blaring]

[警報聲響起]

The cops. Phew.

警察。籲。

Phew.

籲。

Oh.

哦。

Oh, no! A delicious, Krusty Krab disaster!

哦，不!一場美味，蟹堡王的災難!

Call the shore patrol, get an ambulance!

叫岸上的巡邏隊，叫救護車!

Does anyone know CSR, chocolate shake resuscitation?

有沒有人知道CSR，巧克力奶昔的復甦？

[gasping]

[喘息聲]

Do you wanna a taste?

你想嚐嚐嗎？

Of all the garbage that comes out of your mouth,

從你嘴裡吐出的所有垃圾中。

this is the least annoying. [chuckles]

這是最不令人討厭的。[笑聲]

Oh, I'm getting a brainstorm.

哦，我有了新的想法。

I've gotta ya, buddy.

我不得不說，夥計。

No, Patrick, let it flow.

不，帕特里克，讓它流淌。

Ooh hoo hoo, I have a plan.

哦，呼呼，我有個計劃。

Wait. What was I supposed to do again?

等等。我應該再做什麼呢？

Just make direct contact.

只要直接接觸就可以了。

Direct contact, you mean like this?

直接接觸，你是說像這樣嗎？

It's working!

它的工作!

Keep going, SpongeBob! You can do it!

繼續前進，海綿寶寶！你能做到的！

My body filling with Krabby Patty.

我的身體裡充滿了蟹皇堡。

Enormous strain.

巨大的壓力。

Never absorbed this much Krabby Patty

從來沒有吸收過這麼多的蟹皇堡。

into my body before!

在我的身體裡之前!

In fact, never absorbed any Krabby Patties into my body,

事實上，我從未在體內吸收過任何蟹皇堡。

come to think of it!

想起來了!

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

[Squidward] This is pretty easy.

[章魚哥]這很容易。

[Patrick] I may keep

[帕特里克]我可以保留

a second rock up here.

第二塊石頭在這裡。

[Mr. Krabs] Once you get your land legs,

[蟹老闆]一旦你得到了你的陸地腿。

it's not so bad.

不算太壞。

[SpongeBob] We're the masters

[海綿寶寶]我們是主人

of land and sea!

陸地和海洋的!

Hey, it's a local. Hi, we're from underwater.

嘿，這是一個本地人。嗨，我們來自水下。

Do you know Sandy Cheeks?

你認識桑迪-奇克斯嗎？

Hey, Squid, how about this for the show?

嘿，魷魚，這個節目怎麼樣？

The amazing Mr. Absorbency.

驚人的 "吸水先生"。

Whoa. Tada! Tada!

哇。塔達！塔達！塔達！

No one is going to want to see you engorge yourself.

沒有人會想看到你吞食自己。

[gasping]

[喘息聲]

Green cheese! Green cheese! Green cheese!

綠色奶酪！綠色奶酪！綠色奶酪！

SpongeBob? Patrick?

海綿寶寶？帕特里克？

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Hooray!

萬歲!

Remember.

請記住。

♪ Who lives in a pineapple Under the sea? ♪

誰住在海下的菠蘿裡？

I don't know. A wizard?

我不知道。巫師？

♪ Absorbent and yellow And porous is he ♪

吸收性和黃色和多孔性是他

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪

海綿寶寶* *SpongeBob SquarePants

I am sorry, Krabby Patties.

我很抱歉，蟹皇堡。

[crying]

[哭聲]

Whoo. Keep 'em coming, Santa!

嗚呼。保持他們的到來，聖誕老人!

You get the sponge treatment. Oh, Hans.

你得到了海綿的待遇。哦，漢斯。

Whoo! Yeah! Whoo!

Whoo!是啊！Whoo!

[laughing]

[笑聲]

This tickles!

這很癢!

[sniffing] I can smell again!

[聞] 我又能聞到了!

Whoo! Yeah! Yeah-eah! Whoo! Yeah!

Whoo!是啊！耶--耶！Whoo!是啊！

I feel as good as new. I love the doctor.

我感覺像新的一樣好。我喜歡這位醫生。

Where's me mustard?!

我的芥末醬在哪裡？

Um...

嗯...

Your mustard is coming right up.

你的芥末醬馬上就到了。

When?!

什麼時候？

Now.

現在。

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Yeehaw! Yeah!

Yeehaw!耶！

[crying]

[哭聲]

There, there.

那裡，那裡。

Phew.

籲。

♪ I love Krabby Patties I think they're swell ♪

我愛蟹皇堡，我認為他們是膨脹的？

♪ They're so neat And quite a treat ♪

他們是如此的整潔和相當的享受

♪ And how I love The way they smell ♪

我多麼喜歡他們的氣味

♪ La la la la la la la la ♪

啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Zombie!

殭屍!

Fun.

樂趣。

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Zombie juice!

殭屍汁!

[screaming] Run!

[尖叫聲]跑！

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Who wants to dance?

誰想跳舞？

No! I already have a zombie boyfriend!

不！我已經有一個殭屍男友了！我已經有一個殭屍男友了。

Let's boogie! Whoo!

讓我們一起狂歡吧!Whoo!

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

So, if I can't get you to come to the bath,

所以，如果我不能讓你來洗澡。

I'll just have to bring the bath to you.

我只能把洗澡水拿給你了。

Pss. Gary.

Pss.加里。

Bath delivery.

送浴。

Come back, Gary.

回來吧，加里。

I have something to share with you.

我有東西要和你分享。

This is more like it.

這就更像了。

[meowing]

[喵喵]

Water you waiting for, Gary?

你還在等什麼，加里？

[meowing]

[喵喵]

Awe. Stuck in a tree?

敬畏。卡在樹上了？

[meowing]

[喵喵]

It's time to clean up your act, Gary.

現在是時候清理你的行為了，加里。

[meowing, record slipping]

[喵喵叫，記錄滑落]

Oh, Mr. Krabs,

哦，蟹老闆。

[gasping]

[喘息聲]

I got all the secret ingredients on your list

我得到了你清單上的所有祕密成分

but Plankton stole 'em all!

但痞老闆把它們都偷走了！

I made the apocalypse!

我創造了啟示錄！

[crying]

[哭聲]

Now, now, son. You didn't make the apocalypse.

現在，現在，兒子。你沒有創造天啟。

You know, yep, us squirrels sure is stupid.

你知道，是的，我們這些松鼠確實很蠢。

Sandy!

桑迪!

Dumb, dumb, dumb, squirrels is dumb.

啞巴、啞巴、啞巴，松鼠是啞巴。

Sandy! Okay, Sandy, I get it!

桑迪！好了，桑迪，我明白了！

What's that? You want more?

那是什麼？你還想要嗎？

Okey-dokey! More water for the sea-critter!

好的，好的!為海員提供更多的水!

Okay, Sandy, okay! I get it!

好吧，桑迪，好吧！我明白了！

No more squirrel jokes.

不再有松鼠的笑話。

Well, how about some soda, guys?

好吧，來點蘇打水怎麼樣，夥計們？

Yes, please.

是的，請。

Thanks, friend.

謝謝你，朋友。

How about some for your best friend?

給你最好的朋友一些怎麼樣？

Thanks, best friend.

謝謝你，最好的朋友。

Can I have some now, buddy?

我現在可以吃了嗎，夥計？

Wait. I need some more.

等等，我還需要一些。

I still didn't get any.

我還是沒有得到任何東西。

There you go. More, please.

給你。更多，請。

- Squidward. - Squidward.

- 章魚哥- 章魚哥

- Squidward. - Squidward.

- 章魚哥- 章魚哥

- Hey, Squidward. - Squidward.

- 嘿，章魚哥。- 章魚哥

Squidward. Hey, Squidward.

章魚哥嘿，章魚哥。

Patrick, your glass is full.

帕特里克，你的杯子是滿的。

- Oh, yeah. - Squidward!

- 哦，是的。- 章魚哥！

- Hey, Squidward. - Squidward.

- 嘿，章魚哥。- 章魚哥

- Squidward. - Squidward.

- 章魚哥- 章魚哥

- Hey, Squidward. - Squidward.

- 嘿，章魚哥。- 章魚哥

- Hey, Squidward. - Squidward.

- 嘿，章魚哥。- 章魚哥

- Squidward. - Squidward.

- 章魚哥- 章魚哥

- Hey, Squidward. - Squidward.

- 嘿，章魚哥。- 章魚哥

- Squidward. - Squidward.

- 章魚哥- 章魚哥

Sorry, boys, I'm all out of pop.

對不起，孩子們，我的爆米花都用完了。

I'm going to go get some more.

我要去多買一些。

Why don't you just stay here and chat?

你為什麼不留在這裡哈拉？

[whistling]

[口哨聲]

[crying] Why?

[哭]為什麼？

[crying]

[哭聲]

Oh, it's okay, sir, I'm sure that--

哦，沒關係，先生，我肯定... ...

[crying]

[哭聲]

Uh-oh.

呃--哦。

[crying]

[哭聲]

I've had the suds.

我已經有了肥皂水。

I just have to absorb the whelks' snot,

我只是要吸收麥穗的鼻涕。

and they'll return to normal.

他們就會恢復正常。

[coughing]

[咳嗽聲]

[meowing]

[喵喵]

I'm ready for my close up, Mr. Director.

我已經準備好了我的特寫，導演先生。

Very well. Lose the pants!

很好。脫掉褲子！

Hans, where's my star?

漢斯，我的星星在哪裡？

Whoa! What's happening?

哇!發生了什麼事？

Wh-wh-what's happening?!

發生了什麼事？

In this scene,

在這個場景中。

you'll be cleaning bathroom fixtures.

你將會清洗浴室設備。

Okay, so, uh, where's my cleaning utensil?

好吧，那麼，呃，我的清潔用具呢？

[mumbling]

[喃喃自語]

Don't you get it? You are the cleaning utensil.

你不明白嗎？你是清潔器皿。

Roll speed!

滾動速度!

New Sponge Commercial: Take one.

新的海綿廣告。拿一個。

Action!

行動起來!

Oh, no! Your bathroom is a disaster.

哦，不! 你的浴室是一場災難。

Get it cleaned up fast with... the new sponge!

用......新的海綿快速清理乾淨!

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

Household chores are a snap with new sponge.

有了新的海綿，做家務就變得輕而易舉。

It cleans sinks.

它可以清潔水槽。

Just look at that shine.

看看那光芒吧。

New sponge cuts through

新的海綿能切開

even the toughest grime and grit.

即使是最頑固的汙垢和砂礫。

New sponge also cleans showers.

新海綿也能清潔淋浴。

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Ha, ha! That tile looks good as new!

哈，哈! 那塊瓷磚看起來像新的一樣好!

But best of all,

但最重要的是。

new sponge can make any toilet sparkle.

新的海綿可以使任何廁所閃閃發光。

[gasping]

[喘息聲]

No!

不!

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]