South Park said what?

南方公園說什麼？

We were all thinking, stop it.

我們都在想，別這樣了。

I didn't do anything.

我什麼都沒做。

You know, Peter was dead.

你知道，彼得已經死了。

I didn't start by saying Peter is dead.

我並沒有一開始就說彼得已經死了。

I started by saying they want me to acknowledge Peter for this list.

我首先說，他們希望我為這份名單感謝彼得。

We'll be looking at episodes where South Park reflected what was going through most of our heads, even if we didn't share our thoughts out loud, which South Park episode do you think told it like it is?

我們將關注《南方公園》反映我們大多數人腦中所想的情節，即使我們沒有大聲分享我們的想法，你認為《南方公園》的哪一集告訴了我們真實的情況？

Let us know in the comments Number 10, streaming is better than cable with streaming offering a more convenient, cheaper and all around superior alternative.

請在評論中告訴我們 10號，流媒體比有線電視更好，流媒體提供了一個更方便、更便宜、更全面的選擇。

More and more TV viewers are cutting cable.

越來越多的電視觀眾正在削減有線電視。

I love you.

我愛你。

Well, I love you so much dad.

嗯，我非常愛你，爸爸。

It'd be one thing if cable companies upped their game and grew with the times.

如果有線電視公司提高他們的遊戲水準並與時俱進，那是一回事。

Instead, loyal customers are rewarded with slow service and workers who show up whenever they feel like it.

相反，忠誠的客戶得到的回報是緩慢的服務和隨時出現的工人。

Anyone who's ever been given a five hour service window will identify with the frustration that this episode captures to a T.

任何曾經被給予五小時服務時間的人都會認同這一集所捕捉到的挫折感。

Well, finally, the cable company gave us a window of noon to five for you to show up.

好吧，最後，有線電視公司給了我們一箇中午到五點的時間，讓你出現。

It's 5, 15, only 15 minutes late.

它是5，15，只晚了15分鐘。

The episode also finds timely commentary in the launch of Disney Plus and how enamored audiences were with the Mandalorian.

這一集還發現，在推出Disney Plus和觀眾對Mandalorian的迷戀中，有及時的評論。

The ultimate irony is that South Park dominated basic cable ratings for years with the rise of hulu, HBO max and paramount plus though even South Park knows that cable is a dinosaur, making little niche programs for everybody.

最終的諷刺是，隨著hulu、HBO max和paramount plus的興起，《南方公園》主導了基本有線電視收視率多年，儘管連《南方公園》都知道有線電視是個恐龍，為每個人製作小眾節目。

That's what you want.

這就是你想要的。

Yeah, I think I do number nine user agreements with iphones and ipads becoming part of everyday life.

是的，我想我做的是第九個用戶協議，iphone和ipad成為日常生活的一部分。

We've all signed a user agreement at some point.

我們都曾在某個時候簽署過用戶協議。

How many of you actually read a user agreement though.

但你們有多少人真正讀過用戶協議。

When you downloaded the last itunes update a window on your screen popped up and asked you if you agree to our terms and conditions, you clicked agree.

當你下載最後一次itunes更新時，螢幕上彈出一個窗口，問你是否同意我們的條款和條件，你點擊了同意。

Alright, let's get into the water tank long, confusing and written in the tiniest font possible.

好了，讓我們進入水箱吧！水箱很長，很混亂，用最細的字體寫。

Most of us would rather sign and accept any consequences rather than be inconvenienced South Park imagines the worst case scenario.

我們中的大多數人寧願簽字並接受任何後果，也不願意在南方公園想象最壞的情況下受到不便。

We're failing to read the terms and conditions Lands Kyle in the middle of a human scent ipad.

我們沒能讀懂條款和條件 蘭斯-凱爾在人類氣味的ipad中。

What are you going to do to us?

你要對我們做什麼？

Everything that you agreed to in the itunes conditions.

你在itunes條件中同意的一切。

While we're pretty sure that's never happened in real life, the episode does reflect how casual people are about signing legal contracts without even reading them.

雖然我們非常確定這在現實生活中從未發生過，但這一集確實反映了人們在簽署法律合同時是多麼隨意，甚至不看合同。

It's also a spot on depiction of Apple's marketing, convincing consumers that their products are the best and cheaper alternatives are for losers.

這也是對蘋果營銷的準確描述，說服消費者他們的產品是最好的，便宜的替代品是失敗者的。

No, I don't want to join Apple.

不，我不想加入蘋果。

I like my pc.

我喜歡我的電腦。

Number eight.

八號。

The media and public's treatment of Britney Spears in the late two thousands Britney Spears was an easy target for comedy and a lot of people took the low hanging fruit interrupt this debate for an emergency news bulletin.

媒體和公眾對小甜甜的處理在兩千多年前，小甜甜是一個很容易的喜劇目標，很多人把低垂的果實打斷了這場辯論，作為緊急新聞公告。

It's Britney Watch South Park wasn't an exception, but the writers took a unique approach.

是小甜甜看《南方公園》也不例外，但編劇們採取了獨特的方式。

They put the mirror up to the audience and said what most of us knew deep down, maybe we should stop obsessing over this struggling celebrity and you know, get a life.

他們把鏡子對著觀眾，說出了我們大多數人內心深處的想法，也許我們應該停止對這個掙扎的名人的糾纏，你知道，得到一個生活。

It was unpopular for people to say leave Brittany alone.

人們說別管布列塔尼是不受歡迎的。

Hence why many kept quiet.

是以，許多人保持沉默。

Hang on, fellas, don't you think he's been through enough?

等一下，夥計們，你們不覺得他已經經歷得夠多了嗎？

I mean, maybe it's finally time for us all to just leave her alone during Spears's darkest Hour though, South Park served as an unlikely moral compass.

我的意思是，也許現在終於到了我們所有人都不去管她的時候了，雖然在斯皮爾斯最黑暗的時刻，《南方公園》充當了一個不可能的道德指南針。

Various journalists, comedians and members of the general public continued to ignore that little voice inside with the recent reevaluation of how Spears was treated.

各種記者、喜劇演員和普通民眾繼續忽視了內心的那個小聲音，最近對斯皮爾斯的待遇進行了重新評估。

However, this episode has only gotten more identifiable.

然而，這一集只會讓人更加認同。

It's all of America Kyle, we're all a part of this together.

這是全美國的凱爾，我們都是其中的一部分。

You know about all this.

你知道這一切。

Number seven Avatar looks a lot like another movie nowadays, it's practically a cliche to joke that avatar is a rip off of dances with wolves and Pocahontas and fern gully and a dozen other movies a month before avatar even hit theaters, South Park beat everyone to the punch line.

第七，《阿凡達》現在看起來很像另一部電影，在《阿凡達》上映前一個月，開玩笑說《阿凡達》是《與狼共舞》、《風中奇緣》和《蕨谷》等十幾部電影的翻版，這幾乎成了老生常談，《南方公園》把大家都打敗了。

No, you must leave alone who's behind all this.

不，你必須撇開這一切背後的人。

Well, maybe not everyone.

好吧，也許不是所有人。

Even after the first trailer for Avatar was released, a lot of people noticed similarities to Kevin Costner's 1990 best picture winner.

即使在《阿凡達》的第一個預告片發佈後，很多人就注意到與凱文-科斯特納1990年的最佳影片得主有相似之處。

They also noticed that the characters looked like smurfs, albeit taller and more alluring South Park was still one of the first mainstream properties to call out James Cameron for taking a familiar story and calling it something else.

他們還注意到，這些人物看起來像藍精靈，儘管他們更高大、更誘人。《南方公園》仍然是最早叫板詹姆斯-卡梅隆的主流財產之一，因為他把一個熟悉的故事稱為別的東西。

Luckily with the money I made selling the movie rights to my book, I'll be okay.

幸運的是，有了出售我的書的電影版權所賺的錢，我就不會有事了。

You sold the movie rights to who?

你把電影版權賣給了誰？

James Cameron.

詹姆斯-卡梅隆。

It's too bad.

這真是太糟糕了。

Cartman didn't secure the film rights because avatar is still the highest grossing movie of all time was my idea.

卡特曼沒有獲得電影版權，因為《阿凡達》仍然是有史以來票房最高的電影是我的主意。

My idea number six, our dependence on the internet for eons, humanity survived without the internet.

我的想法之六，我們對互聯網的依賴已經有好幾個世紀了，人類沒有互聯網也能生存。

Now that we've gotten a taste of it, society would likely descend into anarchy without the web.

現在我們已經嚐到了甜頭，如果沒有網絡，社會很可能會陷入無政府狀態。

Everyone just just calm down, calm down.

大家只要冷靜下來，冷靜下來。

All right, it's going to be OK.

好了，會好起來的。

We just can't panic.

我們只是不能驚慌。

This episode accurately depicts the panic and uncertainty we all feel when the wifi is down.

這一集準確地描述了我們所有人在wifi中斷時的恐慌和不確定感。

Unfortunately, it isn't just stands house without a connection.

不幸的是，這不僅僅是站在沒有連接的房子裡。

It's a technical issue that reaches far beyond South Park.

這是一個技術問題，遠遠超出南方公園的範圍。

Look, if you if you do find internet, let us know, will you how you won't have internet.

聽著，如果你如果你真的找到了互聯網，讓我們知道，你會不會怎麼會沒有互聯網。

We all rely on the internet for work, entertainment, communication, and some other things that are better left behind closed doors.

我們都依賴互聯網進行工作、娛樂、交流，以及其他一些最好關起門來的事情。

The episode speaks to our fear that one day it could all be gone thankfully there's a simple solution in this case.

這一集講述了我們的恐懼，即有一天一切都會消失，幸好在這種情況下有一個簡單的解決方案。

Nothing's more revealing than seeing a green light on our router and randy's closing remarks about over logging on, really hit home.

沒有什麼比看到我們的路由器上的綠燈更有說服力了，蘭迪關於過度登錄的結束語，真的很有說服力。

But if we don't treat the internet with the respect that it deserves, it could one day be gone forever.

但是，如果我們不以應有的尊重對待互聯網，它可能有一天會永遠消失。

Number five, the writer's strike from november 2007 to february 2008, the writers guild of America strike brought the industry to a halt.

第五，2007年11月至2008年2月的作家罷工，美國作家協會的罷工使整個行業陷入停頓。

Nobody takes us Canadians seriously.

沒有人把我們加拿大人當回事。

It's like the world doesn't respect Canada at all.

就像世界根本不尊重加拿大一樣。

Although Trey, Parker and Matt Stone aren't part of the union, the strike commenced and ended around the same time South Park was on its break when South Park returned, Parker and Stone didn't hesitate to say what most of their writer friends were thinking the strike wasn't the best idea.

雖然特雷、帕克和馬特-斯通不是工會的成員，但罷工開始和結束的時間與《南方公園》的休息時間差不多，當《南方公園》迴歸時，帕克和斯通毫不猶豫地說出了他們大多數作家朋友的想法，即罷工不是最好的主意。

Well, we didn't get everything that we wanted, but we negotiated hard and we got these coupons to Bennigan's while the strike was intended to increase the funding that writers deserve, it reportedly lost anywhere between millions and billions.

好吧，我們沒有得到我們想要的一切，但我們努力談判，我們得到了這些本尼根的優惠券，而罷工的目的是增加作家應得的資金，據報道，它損失了數百萬到數十億的資金。

Parker described the episode as a docudrama exploring how many writers regretted the strike and attempted to save face by the end, few W.

帕克將這一集描述為探索許多作家對罷工感到遺憾並試圖在結束時挽回面子的紀實劇，很少有W。

G.

G.

A members would admit this, but South Park wasn't afraid to speak out, no matter what happens, I would never call off this strike, even if it means we all die.

一個成員會承認這一點，但南方公園並不害怕發言，無論發生什麼，我都不會取消這次罷工，即使這意味著我們都會死。

Number four social media sucking us in facebook was arguably at its most dominant in 2010 and South Park did a commendable job at portraying the different viewpoints on it, so I'm I'm not your friend, then dad, you are my friend, but you just don't want to add me as a friend for Kyle, it's a gateway to friendship and if he doesn't have any friends on social media, he has none in the real world.

第四位社交媒體吸納我們的臉書在2010年可以說是最有優勢的時候，《南方公園》在描繪不同的觀點方面做了值得稱讚的工作，所以我我不是你的朋友，那麼爸爸，你是我的朋友，但你就是不想加我為凱爾的朋友，這是一個友誼的通道，如果他在社交媒體上沒有任何朋友，他在現實世界中也沒有。

Stan could care less about facebook, but he's reluctantly forced to participate.

斯坦可以不關心Facebook，但他不情願地被迫參與。

It isn't long until facebook starts affecting stan's real life relationships as others.

不久之後，臉書就會開始影響斯坦的現實生活中的關係，就像其他人一樣。

Obsess over his online activity or lack thereof.

糾結於他的在線活動或缺乏在線活動。

Stan grandma said she poked you and you haven't sent a poke back dad, I didn't even want to do dan poke your grandma.

斯坦奶奶說她戳了你，你還沒發戳回來呢爸爸，我都不想做丹戳你奶奶了。

Many of us realize that the number of facebook friends you have isn't an accurate measure of how complete your life is.

我們中的許多人意識到，你擁有的臉書朋友的數量並不能準確衡量你的生活有多完整。

Once facebook has you though, it's hard to break free on top of that.

一旦臉書抓住了你，就很難在此基礎上掙脫。

We all knew somebody who took Farmville way too seriously.

我們都知道有人把Farmville看得太認真了。

I really need a friend right now.

我現在真的需要一個朋友。

Okay dude, I'm here for you.

好吧，夥計，我在這裡等你。

Okay, so then get on facebook and fertilize my crops Number three censorship.

好吧，那就上臉書，給我的莊稼施肥吧 三號審查制度。

South Park has always been a controversial show, but people sometimes forget just how up in arms parents and sensors were during the early years, young man, you are not to watch that show anymore.

南方公園》一直是一個有爭議的節目，但人們有時忘記了早年父母和傳感器是如何起鬨的，年輕人，你不能再看那個節目了。

It's immature toilet humor, ironically having Kenny die in every episode wasn't seen as that big a deal.

這是不成熟的廁所幽默，具有諷刺意味的是，讓肯尼在每一集都死掉並沒有被認為是一個大問題。

But spreading foul language on the airwaves would be the downfall of civilization as the parents of South Park protest the crude humor on tv.

但在電波中傳播粗話將是文明的衰落，因為《南方公園》的父母抗議電視中的粗俗幽默。

They ignored their Children as death literally comes to town.

他們忽視了他們的孩子，因為死亡真的來到了鎮上。

What is it Stanley hon did you break something?

怎麼了，斯坦利-霍恩你打碎了什麼東西嗎？

Mom, death is here and he's trying to take us all away with them.

媽媽，死神來了，他想把我們都帶走。

While the South Park movie would expand upon these themes.

雖然《南方公園》電影會在這些主題上進行擴展。

This was the first episode to say what fans of the show new tv isn't the problem.

這是第一集，說的是該劇的粉絲新tv不是問題。

The problem is that parents view tv as a babysitter when they should be taking the time to educate nurture and monitor their Children.

問題是，父母將電視視為保姆，而他們應該花時間教育培養和監督他們的孩子。

Thank you ladies and gentlemen, if there are any questions, you may direct them to that brick wall over there.

謝謝各位女士和先生，如果有任何問題，可以向那邊的磚牆提問。

Number two political candidates every four years, Republicans and democrats act as if their presidential candidate is going to fix everything.

每四年有兩個政治候選人，共和黨人和民主黨人表現得好像他們的總統候選人會解決一切問題。

You don't see the point, Oh you young people just make me sick Stanley.

你不明白這一點，哦，你們這些年輕人只是讓我感到噁心，斯坦利。

Do you know how many people died?

你知道有多少人死亡嗎？

So you could have the right to vote while some political leaders have changed the world for the better.

是以，你可以擁有投票權，而一些政治領導人卻把世界改變得更好。

Our options are usually limited to what South Park describes as a giant douche or a turd sandwich as such stan simply doesn't care about the outcome.

我們的選擇通常僅限於《南方公園》所描述的巨大糞便或糞便三明治，因為這樣的斯坦根本不關心結果。

I'm not gonna be persuaded into voting and I'm not gonna be threatened into voting if I don't feel comfortable with it.

我不會被說服去投票，如果我覺得不舒服，我也不會被威脅去投票。

When stan refuses to vote, he's shamed and exiled until he finally relents.

當斯坦拒絕投票時，他被羞辱和流放，直到他最終鬆口。

Most people won't admit that both sides of the political spectrum are flawed and actually share a fair deal in common this episode unearths the unspoken truth that we struggle to accept whoever wins?

大多數人不會承認，政治光譜的雙方都有缺陷，實際上有一個公平的共同點，這一集揭示了一個不為人知的真相，我們努力接受誰贏了？

We all lose to an extent voting matters.

我們都在一定程度上失去了投票權。

But when these are our options, should we really be this hostile towards each other Kenny?

但是，當這些是我們的選擇時，我們真的應該這樣敵視對方的肯尼嗎？

We have got to make stand understand the importance of voting because he'll definitely vote for our guy before we unveil our top pick here are a few honorable mentions.

我們必須讓立場明白投票的重要性，因為他肯定會投票給我們的人，在我們揭曉我們的最佳人選之前，這裡有幾個榮譽提名。

Political correctness being P.

政治正確性被P。

C.

C.

Can be a good thing, but not when delivered with violence and threats.

這可能是一件好事，但當以暴力和威脅的方式傳遞時就不是了。

Have a seat.

請坐。

I've been talking with your child and we're gonna be giving him two weeks detention.

我已經和你的孩子談過了，我們要給他兩週的拘留。

What's this about, Kyle, your son said some things to 1/4 grade girl that frankly make me want to puke scientology.

這是怎麼回事，凱爾，你的兒子對1/4年級的女孩說了一些話，坦率地說，這些話讓我想吐槽科學教。

We'd elaborate but we don't want to get sued.

我們想詳細說明，但我們不想被起訴。

We are gonna sue you.

我們要起訴你。

What?

什麼？

Yeah.

是的。

You think you can say our religion is a lie.

你認為你可以說我們的宗教是一個謊言。

We'll sue you buddy.

我們會起訴你的，夥計。

You told me it was a lie George Zimmerman double standards are still very much a problem.

你告訴我這是一個謊言，喬治-齊默爾曼雙重標準仍然是一個非常大的問題。

Wait, what guilty john Edward.

等等，什麼有罪的約翰-愛德華。

For anyone who ever watched crossing over and the winner for biggest douche in the universe is it's john Edward Milky Way.

對於任何曾經看過《穿越》的人來說，宇宙中最大的傻子的贏家是它的約翰-愛德華-米勒。

Galaxy Planet Earth, Come on now.

銀河系地球，現在來吧。

All the celebrity deaths.

所有的名人死亡。

The summer of 2009 was quite the ordeal.

2009年的夏天是一個相當大的磨難。

I see dead self expertise.

我看到死的自我專長。

You mean?

你是說？

You see dead celebrities on tv in the news before we continue?

在我們繼續之前，你在電視上看到死去的名人的新聞嗎？

Be sure to subscribe to our channel and ring the bell to get notified about our latest videos, you have the option to be notified for occasional videos or all of them.

請務必訂閱我們的頻道並按鈴，以獲得我們最新的視頻通知，你可以選擇偶爾的視頻或所有的視頻都得到通知。

If you're on your phone, make sure you go into your settings and switch on notifications, Number one trump wins.

如果你在手機上，確保你進入你的設置並打開通知，第一號王牌贏了。

Just when you thought the political world couldn't get more topsy turvy Garrison was elected president.

就在你認為政治世界不能再亂了的時候，加里森當選為總統。

Mirroring donald trump's ascension to the White House.

反映了唐納德-特朗普入主白宮的情況。

The people have spoken just as J.

人民已經說了，就像J。

J.

J.

Abrams did with star Wars.

艾布拉姆斯在《星球大戰》中的表現。

I will make this country great again.

我將使這個國家再次偉大。

Even the South Park creators were expecting a Hillary clinton victory, forcing them to make numerous changes.

甚至《南方公園》的創作者也在期待希拉里-克林頓的勝利，迫使他們做出許多改變。

At the 11th hour, the episode encapsulates the confusion, disbelief and anger.

在第11個小時，這一集囊括了困惑、不相信和憤怒的情緒。

Many experienced when they realized who the 45th US president was going to be.

當他們意識到第45任美國總統將是誰時，許多人都經歷了。

Do you have any idea what you've done to our country?

你知道你對我們的國家做了什麼嗎？

Yeah.

是的。

Unlike their past election shows, this episode appropriately doesn't wrap everything up in a tidy package.

與他們過去的選舉節目不同的是，這一集適當地沒有把所有的東西都包裝得很整齊。

Instead.

而不是。

That leaves us with three options, drink the kool aid, try escaping to mars or buckle in for what's bound to be an unpredictable presidency.

這給我們留下了三個選擇，喝下酷愛的飲料，嘗試逃往火星，或者為必將是一個不可預知的總統任期打起精神。

And for the next four years, South Park continued to say what we were all thinking.

在接下來的四年裡，南方公園繼續說出了我們所有人的想法。

It sucks dad, this country is gonna suck for four years.

這很糟糕，爸爸，這個國家會在四年內都很糟糕。

Do you agree with our picks?

你同意我們的選擇嗎？

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