[gasps]

[喘息聲]

Ow.

嗷嗷叫。

Hi, guys.

嗨，夥計們。

There we go.

我們走吧。

Uh huh, perfect temperature.

嗯哼，完美的溫度。

Squidward, are you sure we're doing this right?

章魚哥，你確定我們這樣做對嗎？

These running shoes are really hurting my ankles.

這些跑鞋真的傷害了我的腳踝。

Oh, you're absolutely doing it right.

哦，你這樣做絕對是對的。

Try to pick up the pace though.

不過要儘量加快步伐。

Coming through!

通過了!

SpongeBob, you're a mess.

海綿寶寶，你真是一團糟。

You're falling apart.

你正在崩潰。

Come on now, SpongeBob,

現在來吧，海綿寶寶。

you need to pull yourself together.

你需要振作起來。

No splash, SpongeBob.

不濺水，海綿寶寶。

I got fired, too.

我也被解僱了。

This is exactly why we need to go on strike!

這正是我們需要進行罷工的原因。

He can't treat us like this anymore!

他不能再這樣對待我們了!

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Barnacles!

藤壺！

Whoa, Patrick,

哇，帕特里克。

I've never seen the world from this angle before.

我以前從來沒有從這個角度看過這個世界。

Your butt's all better.

你的屁股都好了。

It's really quite amazing.

這真的是相當驚人。

It took twenty hours to put it all back together.

花了二十個小時才把它全部裝回去。

We actually ran out of staples and had to use a glue stick.

實際上，我們的訂書釘用完了，不得不用膠水棒。

Yes, it's working at last, new lab partner!

是的，它終於起作用了，新的實驗室夥伴!

Oh, I guess you won't be needing me anymore.

哦，我想你不會再需要我了。

It should be in here somewhere.

它應該在這裡的某個地方。

But where? Where?

但在哪裡？在哪裡？

Oh.

哦。

Okay, little Helen!

好了，小海倫！

What do you think of this weather?

你對這種天氣有什麼看法？

I think it's lovely!

我認為它很可愛!

Let me ask you something,

讓我問你一件事。

how long have you been an idiot?

你當白痴多久了？

Oh, I got music friend, in my mind!

哦，我有音樂朋友，在我心中

[random music notes]

[隨機音符]

Oh, I love this song.

哦，我喜歡這首歌。

Here I go!

在這裡，我走了！

That is the stupidest dance move I've ever seen.

這是我見過的最愚蠢的舞蹈動作。

Who put you on the planet?

誰把你放在這個星球上的？

Look, a bald eagle with a mustache!

看，一隻長著鬍子的禿鷹!

Okay, fine, stay.

好吧，好吧，留下來。

But I hope you like making crabby patties.

但我希望你喜歡做蟹肉餡餅。

Bikini bottom!

Bikini bottom!

Where nothing bad can ever happen,

在那裡，沒有什麼壞事可以發生。

and there's nothing to ever, ever be scared of.

而且沒有什麼好怕的，永遠也不會怕。

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Now, listen to me,

現在，聽我說。

I'm not dumb, I have a brain!

我不是啞巴，我有腦子！"。

See, here's a picture of it.

看，這是它的照片。

There must be actual size.

必須有實際的尺寸。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

They can't be making a movie about us?

他們不會是在拍一部關於我們的電影吧？

But they are, and they're using actors.

但是他們在做，而且他們在使用演員。

[gasps]

[喘息聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Now I have to drive five miles

現在我不得不開車五英里

to go to the bathroom in my own home!

在我自己家裡上廁所!

And I need an elevator to climb one stair!

而且我需要電梯來爬一個樓梯!

Hiya!

你好!

Ha!

哈!

[babbling]

[胡言亂語]

Anyways, your shoe's untied.

總之，你的鞋子沒綁好。

-Is not! -Is too!

-不是的！-也是！

Guys!

夥計們!

-Is not! -Is too!

-不是的！-也是！

-The train!-Don't worry, I'm re!

-火車！ -別擔心，我在！我在。

Bring it on!

來吧!

[boat horn]

[船笛聲]

Good thing I got this oxygen tank and mask.

好在我有這個氧氣瓶和麵罩。

Otherwise there's no way

否則就沒有辦法

I'd be able to hold my breath this long!

我還能屏住呼吸這麼久呢!

Good people have no use for weapons such as--

善良的人對武器沒有用處，如 --

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[evil laugh]

[邪惡的笑聲]

The only thing I'm good at is being evil.

我唯一擅長的是作惡。

Aww, that's gonna come out of my paycheck.

啊，這要從我的工資里扣。

My legs!

我的腿！

I'm okay! Slightly less okay.

我很好!稍微不那麼好。

-SpongeBob? -Yeah?

-海綿寶寶？-是嗎？

What are-- Whoa you've been working out?

什麼是......哇，你一直在鍛鍊身體？

Yeah, I hope you got some glue for me

是的，我希望你有一些膠水給我

because I am ripped!

因為我已經被撕裂了!

Oh, I'm late for the gym,

哦，我去健身房要遲到了。

can you cover for me in the kitchen, Squidward?

你能在廚房裡幫我打掩護嗎，章魚哥？

Yes, anything you meat head

是的，任何你的肉頭

just go before you destroy the place.

在你毀掉這個地方之前，你就走吧。

Hey Squidward, we blew a fuse.

嘿，章魚哥，我們的保險絲斷了。

I'm going to blow a fuse if you don't get that order out.

如果你不把那份訂單拿出來，我就會炸掉保險絲。

It works, I can see everything SpongeBob sees!

它起作用了，我可以看到海綿寶寶看到的一切!

Hey can somebody hit the lights?

嘿，有人能打燈嗎？

SpongeBob, where's the crabby patty for order 17?

海綿寶寶，17號訂單的螃蟹肉餡在哪裡？

Oh Squidward, is that you?

哦，章魚哥，是你嗎？

it's so dark in here I can't see a thing!

這裡太黑了，我什麼都看不見！"。

Can you just get the crabby patties?

你能不能只買螃蟹肉餅？

Sure thing Squidward, one crabby patty coming up.

當然，章魚哥，有一個螃蟹狀的肉餅上來了。

He's going to make a crabby patty right in front of me!

他要在我面前做一個螃蟹狀的肉餅!

Now, where are those patties?

現在，那些餡餅在哪裡？

No, nuh uh, no.

不，不，不，不。

Ah, there you are patty, add one fluffy bun like so,

啊，你的肉餅來了，像這樣加一個鬆軟的小麵包。

and a squirt of special sauce.

和一噴特殊醬汁。

Heh heh, special sauce, wait,

嘿嘿，特殊醬汁，等等。

soap is the special sauce?

肥皂是特殊的醬汁？

Your crabby patty, ma'am.

你的蟹肉餡餅，女士。

That's it!

就這樣吧!

I'm trying something else.

我正在嘗試別的東西。

Where are those ear drums?

這些耳鼓在哪裡？

Patrick, you've gotta come over to Krab's place.

帕特里克，你一定要到克拉布的地方來。

Someone's trying to break in!

有人想闖入！？

-Who's this? -SquarePants!

-這是誰？-方塊褲!

-Who? -SpongeBob SquarePants.

-誰？-海綿寶寶。

-Patrick? -No, you're Patrick!

-帕特里克？-不，你是帕特里克！

Please hurry!

請加快腳步!

First, I've got to get rid of this stupid costume!

首先，我得把這套愚蠢的服裝扔掉!

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Hey, what do you know?

嘿，你知道什麼？

I scared him.

我嚇了他一跳。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

You two are gonna work for me forever!

你們兩個將永遠為我工作！

Yahoo!

雅虎!

The strike worked Squidward!

罷工成功了，章魚哥！

We got our jobs back forever!

我們永遠找回了我們的工作!

Forever... forever... forever...

永遠... 永遠... 永遠...

One eternity later...

一個世紀之後......。

Well, if you want arms like mine,

好吧，如果你想要像我這樣的手臂。

you just got to follow my training program.

你只需遵循我的訓練計劃。

Wow, really? That would be great Sandy,

哇，真的嗎？那就太好了，桑迪。

I can see me now.

我現在可以看到我了。

La la la la la la la la, good Night, Gary.

啦啦啦啦啦啦，晚安，加里。

[meowing]

[喵喵]

Yeah, that would change everything.

是的，這將改變一切。

-What was that Gary? -[meowing]

-那是什麼加里？-[喵嗚]

Oh!

哦!

You're right Gary,

你是對的，加里。

I've got darkness inside of me!

我身體裡有黑暗！我的身體裡有黑暗。

[bell rings]

[鈴聲響起]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[yelling]

[叫喊聲]

[yelling]

[叫喊聲]

Forget the chum bucket, this is personal!

忘掉浮標桶吧，這是個人的事!

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[yelling]

[叫喊聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

My name's not Rick!

我的名字不叫瑞克！

Is it any wonder he's so popular?

他這麼受歡迎有什麼奇怪嗎？

just imagine If I were a lifeguard...

試想一下，如果我是一個救生員......

That would be so cool!

這將是非常酷的事情。