and the Pipsqueak Patty for the boy.

和男孩的Pipsqueak Patty。

Now wait just a darn minute.

現在，請等一下，就在該死的一分鐘。

[sighing]

[嘆氣]

I don't want a Pipsqueak Patty.

我不想要一個Pipsqueak Patty。

I want an adult size Krabby Patty.

我想要一個成人尺寸的蟹皇堡。

The Krabby Patty is too big for you.

蟹皇堡對你來說太大。

You'll never finish it.

你永遠不會完成它。

Don't you see what you're doing? You're treating me like a child.

你難道不知道你在做什麼嗎？你把我當成了一個孩子。

The boy's eyes are bigger than his stomach.

這個男孩的眼睛比他的肚子還大。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

And that's another thing, I'm not a boy.

這是另一件事，我不是一個男孩。

I'm so old, I got hairs growing out

我太老了，我的頭髮都長出來了

of the wrinkles on my liver spots.

我的肝斑上的皺紋。

One Pipsqueak Patty.

一個Pipsqueak Patty。

And your bib and high chair.

還有你的圍嘴和高腳椅。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

Hey, where are those weenies?

嘿，那些臘腸在哪裡？

Your weenie, sir.

你的小弟弟，先生。

What in the name

以什麼為名

of Davy Jones' gym shorts are these?

這些是戴維-瓊斯的運動短褲嗎？

They're Weenie Patties.

他們是臘腸餡餅。

What are you, some kind of nut? You've ruined my weenies!

你是什麼人，是個瘋子嗎？你毀了我的小雞雞!

You're fired!

你被解僱了!

Ah! But Mr. Krabs, why?

啊！但是蟹老闆，為什麼？

Mister who?

什麼先生？

I mean Mr. Wiener.

我是說維納先生。

Just go.

就這樣走了。

Free Krabby Patties. Step up ! Step up!

免費的蟹皇堡。站起來!站起來！站起來！

You'll never get this chance again, folks.

你們再也不會有這種機會了，夥計們。

Free Krabby Patties?

免費的蟹皇堡？

Hey, what's all the hubbub?

嘿，什麼是所有的喧鬧？

Didn't you hear?

你沒聽到嗎？

Someone's giving away free Krabby Patties.

有人在免費贈送蟹皇堡。

That's it. [laughing]

就這樣吧。[笑聲]

Hey, wait a minute.

嘿，等一下。

Aren't you the same guy

你不就是那個人嗎？

what was giving away them rotted chump samples before?

以前是什麼人在送他們腐爛的垃圾樣品？

Uh, oh, that wasn't me. That was, uh, my brother-in-law.

呃，哦，那不是我。那是，呃，我姐夫。

Yeah, uh, Flankton.

是的，呃，弗蘭克頓。

Oh, okay.

哦，好的。

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

♪ I'm right here to stay When I'm old and grey ♪

I'm right here to stay When I'm old and grey

♪ I'll be right in my prime ♪

我將在我的壯年時期的權利

♪ Living in the sunlight Loving in the moonlight ♪

生活在陽光下 愛在月光下

♪ Having a wonderful time ♪

*有一個美好的時光*

[humming]

[嗡嗡聲]

[humming]

[嗡嗡聲]

Okay, Mr. Krabs, prepare yourself.

好了，蟹老闆，準備好你自己。

Don't bother sitting down cause you'll just stand up

不用坐下來，因為你會站起來。

when you see this. Tada!

當你看到這個。塔達!

Great Barrier Reef! That patty's spoiled!

大堡礁！那塊肉被寵壞了!

[laughing]

[笑聲]

Mr. Krabs, it's not tainted meat,

蟹老闆，這不是毒肉。

it's painted meat.

這是畫的肉。

Pretty Patties, available in six designer colors.

漂亮的餡餅，有六種設計師顏色可供選擇。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

Mr. Squidward, come look!

章魚哥先生，快來看！

Don't that look appetizing?

這看起來是不是很有食慾？

Mmm mmm good, sir.

嗯嗯好，先生。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

I'm starving.

我餓了。

No problem. Two patties coming right up.

沒問題。兩塊餡餅馬上就來。

Your Doodle Patty, sir.

您的Doodle Patty，先生。

Tastes weird.

味道很奇怪。

Yeah, they are a little dry.

是的，它們有點乾燥。

Squirrels can do anything they want to.

松鼠可以做任何他們想做的事情。

I bet they can't eat

我打賭他們不能吃

a Krabby Double Deluxe in one bite.

一口就能吃到豪華蟹皇堡。

Give me that.

把那個給我。

They don't call me Cheeks for nothing.

他們叫我Cheeks不是沒有道理的。

[laughing] Thank you. Thank you.

[笑] 謝謝你。謝謝你。

Well, that's just one thing.

嗯，這只是一件事。

That ain't right.

這是不對的。

I will never spend money here again.

我再也不會在這裡花錢了。

- Never? - Come on, guys.

- 從來沒有？- 來吧，夥計們。

These patties ain't worth the paper they're printed on.

這些餡餅不值得在紙上印刷。

Wait! Where you going?!

等等，你要去哪裡？

SpongeBob! What are you doing back here?!

海綿寶寶！你在這後面做什麼？

Do you expect the customers to eat this?

你指望顧客會吃這個嗎？

And now, thanks to you, they're leaving in boatloads.

而現在，多虧了你，他們正一窩蜂地離開。

Maybe this thing is out of ink.

也許這東西已經沒有墨水了。

[sighing]

[嘆氣]

Hey, Squidward.

嘿，章魚哥。

Now what?

現在怎麼辦？

Oh, you're gonna love this, Spongy Patties.

哦，你會喜歡這個的，海綿狀的餡餅。

Spongy Patties?

海綿狀的餡餅？

Yeah, I want you to start using 'em

是的，我希望你能開始使用它們

instead of the other ones.

而不是其他的。

Where did you get them?

你從哪裡得到它們的？

They were just the boxes of patties

他們只是一箱箱的肉餅

we didn't have room for in the freezer.

我們的冰箱裡沒有空間了。

They turned yellow. You got to keep

他們變成了黃色。你必須保持

those SpongeBob ice cubes somewhere, you know?

那些海綿寶寶的冰塊在哪裡，你知道嗎？

You mean to tell me you actually expect people

你的意思是告訴我你真的希望人們

to pay 1.98 dollars for a rotten patty?

花1.98美元買一個腐爛的餡餅？

Squidward, you're right.

章魚哥，你是對的。

This instant success must be scrambling my brain.

這種立竿見影的成功一定會擾亂我的大腦。

We'll make 'em 2.98.

我們將使他們成為2.98。

Mmm mmm.

嗯嗯。

Oh. Yum.

哦。百勝。

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的。

Hey, buddy. What the heck is that?

嘿，夥計。那是什麼鬼東西？

Why, this is a hole, good sir.

為什麼，這是個洞，好先生。

You see, I am a sponge, and we typically--

你看，我是一塊海綿，而我們通常...

Not that. That.

不是那個。是那個。

It's just a little old Krabby Patty

這只是一個小小的老式蟹皇堡。

smothered in jellyfish jelly.

悶在水母果凍裡。

I call it a Krabby Patty with Jellyfish Jelly.

我稱它為蟹皇堡加水母凍。

Could I try some?

我可以試一試嗎？

Sure.

當然。

Amazing.

令人驚歎。

That imposter wants a Krabby Patty,

那個冒牌貨想吃蟹皇堡。

then by Neptune, we'll give him one.

那麼由海王星，我們將給他一個。

You're dancing with the Krab man, now.

你現在是在和蟹族人跳舞。

Join me, boy, or you're fired.

加入我，孩子，否則你就被解僱了。

It doesn't seem right.

這似乎不對。

But it feels so good.

但這感覺真好。

Seahorse radish:

海馬蘿蔔

the gnarliest stuff in the ocean.

海洋中最可怕的東西。

Ooh, hold on, I've got a jar of toenail clippings

哦，等一下，我有一罐腳趾甲剪。

in my office!

在我的辦公室裡!

Oops, I dropped it in the toilet!

哎呀，我把它掉到廁所裡了!

Well, fish it out,

好吧，把它撈出來。

and I'll dry it with me gym socks!

我將用我的運動襪擦乾它!

Why, that's the most diabolical Krabby Patty

為什麼，這是最邪惡的蟹皇堡？

ever spawned!

有史以來產生的!

I call it the Nasty Patty.

我把它叫做 "討厭的帕蒂"。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft,

我要在木筏上放一個Double Triple Bossy Deluxe。

four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy

四乘以四，動物式的，多餘的瓦片，有晃動的。

and a squeeze, light axle grease,

和擠壓，輕度車軸潤滑脂。

make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

讓它哭，燒它，讓它遊。

We serve food here, sir.

我們這裡提供食物，先生。

I got it all ready, Squidward. [gasping]

我都準備好了，章魚哥。[喘息聲]

Bubble Bass.

泡泡鱸魚。

SquarePants.

方寸之地。

I hear talk you make a mean Krabby Patty.

我聽說你做的蟹皇堡很好吃。

Yep. I hear talk you're... kinda picky.

是的。我聽說你......有點挑剔。

Yep.

是的。

Well, then, here you go.

好吧，那麼，給你。

You think this is funny?

你認為這很有趣嗎？

In a cosmic sort of way, yes.

從宇宙的角度來看，是的。

Well, mister funny man,

好吧，搞笑先生。

is this how you get your sick kicks?

你是這樣得到你的病態踢球的嗎？

What? It's just an ordinary Krabby-

什麼，這只是一個普通的蟹皇。

Oh my goodness! Squidward!

哦，我的天哪！章魚哥！

Here you go, sir.

給你，先生。

A King-Size Ultra Krabby Supreme with the works,

一個特大號的超級蟹皇的作品。

double batter fried, on a stick.

雙層油炸，在一根棍子上。

Thanks.

謝謝。

- Barnacle head. - Pardon me?

- 藤壺頭。- 請原諒我？

You forgot your mayonnaise.

你忘了你的蛋黃醬。

Thanks.

謝謝。

Look at them eating that garbage.

看看他們吃的那些垃圾。

It's disgusting.

這很令人厭惡。

One Monster Krabby Patty, please.

請給我一份蟹皇堡的怪物。

No one's ordered a Monster Patty in ages.

已經很久沒有人點過怪物餡餅了。

SpongeBob, one Monster Krabby Patty.

海綿寶寶，一個怪物蟹皇堡。

Did you say a Monster Krabby Patty?

你說怪物蟹皇堡嗎？

Uh, one Monster Krabby Patty.

呃，一個蟹皇堡的怪物。

Monster Krabby Patty?

怪獸蟹皇派？

Monster Krabby Patty?

怪獸蟹皇派？

Monster Krabby Patty? [toilet flushing]

怪獸蟹皇派？[廁所沖水]

Oh, dear Neptune.

哦，親愛的海王星。

Oh, boy.

哦，孩子。

We can do this. At the count of three, we flip.

我們可以這樣做。數到三時，我們就翻轉。

Ready? One, two, three!

準備好了嗎？一，二，三！

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[crying]

[哭聲]

[crying]

[哭聲]

Triple Krabby Patty

三層蟹皇堡

with five scoops of ice cream, please.

加五勺冰淇淋，謝謝。

Squidward, you see me struggling with this boat

章魚哥，你看我在這艘船上掙扎的樣子

and you act like you don't care.

而你卻表現出一副無所謂的樣子。

It's not an act.

這不是一種行為。

I hate to do this to you,

我討厭這樣對你。

Triple Krabby Patty with five scoops of ice cream,

三層蟹皇堡和五勺冰淇淋。

but I have no choice.

但我沒有選擇。

No, no, stop! I don't like that!

不，不，停下來！我不喜歡這樣！

♪ You love me double patties And the triple patty's fun ♪

你愛我的雙份餡餅和三份餡餅的樂趣

♪ Me favorite's The patty-free patty ♪

我最喜歡的是無餡餅的餡餅

♪ Made cheap, it's just a bun ♪

廉價的，它只是一個包子

♪ You bought the hatty patty To cover your lack of hair ♪

你買了哈蒂餅來掩蓋你的頭髮不足的問題

♪ You tried the briefy patty When you needed underwear ♪

你試過的patty，當你需要的內褲

[kissing]

[接吻]

[music playing]

[音樂響起]

[music playing]

[音樂響起]

Mmm. Honey.

嗯。蜂蜜。

But. Oh. I have got to get my hands

但是。哦。我必須讓我的手

on a Krabby Patty and no one's gonna stop me.

在一個蟹皇堡上，沒有人會阻止我。

[belching] Well, that wasn't familiar.

[打嗝]嗯，這並不熟悉。

[belching]

[打嗝聲]

You feeling okay?

你感覺還好嗎？

'Cause there's sesame seeds growing out of your back.

因為你的背上長出了芝麻。

[belching]

[打嗝聲]

What's going on?

發生了什麼事？

Oh. I never shoulda eaten four.

哦。我不應該吃四個。

[belching]

[打嗝聲]

The new patties, they're making everyone change!

新的餡餅，他們讓每個人都改變了!

[belching]

[打嗝聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Easy, boy, easy.

放鬆，孩子，放鬆。

Never thought I'd say this, but I gotta get out of this kitchen!

從未想過我會這麼說，但我必須離開這個廚房！"。

No! Huh?

不！嗯？

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Squidward, that giant Krabby Patty is on a rampage!

章魚哥，那個巨大的蟹皇堡正在橫衝直撞！你知道嗎？

We have to escape!

我們必須逃跑!

Do you always go barefoot at work?

你在工作中總是赤腳嗎？

Or have I just never noticed before?

還是我以前從未注意過？

Wouldn't this just count as half barefoot?

這不就是算作半個赤腳嗎？

Squidward, behind you!

章魚哥，在你後面！

Abandon ship!

棄船！

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

It's a Krabalanche!

這是個克拉巴蘭切!