I think a toddler with plastic scissors could probably give me a better haircut than I gave myself Hello!

我想一個拿著塑膠剪刀的小孩可能會比我自己剪得更好。

In two days, I'll be going to the Australian fashion week.

兩天後，我將去參加澳洲時裝週。

This is me the last time I went to Fashion Week.

這是我最後一次去時裝週的時候。

This is probably eight years ago, This is me now, it's been a long and hard Panini for me.

這可能是八年前，這是我現在，這對我來說是一個漫長而艱難的帕尼尼。

2022 is the year of transformation.

2022年是轉型之年。

I'm also interested in exploring designer fashion as well because in the past I've talked a lot about fast fashion and I have lightly dappled in the world of paying $800 for a skirt.

我對探索設計師的時尚也很感興趣，因為在過去我談了很多關於快速時尚的話題，我在為一條裙子支付800美元的世界裡輕車熟路了。

But up until now I've never really taken the fashion industry that seriously.

但直到現在，我還沒有真正把時尚界看得那麼重。

Well, all of that is about to change with my very first guest attendance at Australian fashion Week.

好吧，這一切都將隨著我第一次客串澳洲時裝週而發生改變。

I've been invited by some Australian designers to attend their fashion shows and I want to make sure that I look as fashionable as I possibly can.

我被一些澳洲設計師邀請參加他們的時裝秀，我想確保我看起來儘可能的時尚。

And there's something about my sideshow bob hair that's not really screaming.

而且，我的邊角料波浪捲髮有一些地方並沒有真正的尖叫。

Getty images, please take a photo of me.

蓋蒂圖片，請給我拍張照片。

So, over the next few days I will be transforming myself from this to hopefully something like this.

是以，在接下來的幾天裡，我將把自己從這個轉變為希望是這樣的。

I went to a work function for my husband.

我去參加我丈夫的一個工作活動。

People were like, well you look like a supermodel, that's very kind of you Now, the two main things about my look that day.

人們都說，你看起來像個超級名模，你真好 現在，我那天的造型有兩個主要特點。

One, the freshly bleached platinum blonde hair that was slicked back, that's the main part.

一，剛漂白的鉑金色頭髮，向後梳理，這是主要部分。

It's got to be slicked back slicking the hair back.

一定要把頭髮向後梳理一下。

Takes it from that to editorial or Draco malfoy, depending how you look at it.

把它從那帶到編輯部或德拉科-馬爾福，取決於你如何看待它。

And The final thing, which is arguably the most important thing was my Skincare routine.

最後一件事，也可以說是最重要的事是我的護膚程序。

At the time when I took that picture, I was in the middle of filming a video about trying out a $800 luxury skincare routine.

在我拍攝那張照片的時候，我正在拍攝一個關於嘗試800美元豪華護膚品的視頻。

It's the best my skin has ever looked and ever will look in my entire life.

這是我的皮膚在我的整個生命中看起來最好的一次，也將是最好的一次。

And since I stopped that routine, I've tried two different routines since then and my skin has gone progressively downhill.

自從我停止那套程序後，我已經嘗試了兩種不同的程序，我的皮膚逐漸走下坡路。

I still have the products that I used during that routine and I do only have a couple of days left until fashion week, but I'm going to start using them again morning and night and I'm also going to introduce a couple of new products to.

我仍然保留著我在那套程序中使用的產品，而且我確實只剩下幾天時間，直到時裝週，但我將再次開始早晚使用它們，而且我還將引入一些新產品。

All right now, it's at this point that I need to say the biggest thank you too.

現在好了，在這一點上，我也需要說最大的感謝。

Honey for sponsoring today's video.

蜂蜜贊助了今天的視頻。

Thanks to Honey.

感謝Honey。

I was able to splurge on some new luxury skincare products to help me with my glow up.

我能夠奢侈地購買一些新的豪華護膚品來幫助我煥發光彩。

If you don't know what honey is.

如果你不知道什麼是蜂蜜。

Honey is an online shopping tool that you add to your browser that searches the internet for promo codes to help you save on purchases with a simple click of a button.

Honey是一個在線購物工具，你可以把它添加到你的瀏覽器中，在互聯網上搜索優惠代碼，幫助你在購買時節省開支，只需簡單地點擊一下按鈕。

I know it sounds too good to be true, but it's literally just a browser plug in that's completely free to install.

我知道這聽起來好得不像真的，但它實際上只是一個完全免費安裝的瀏覽器插件。

If you want to try it for yourself, go to join honey dot com slash pretty pastel and start saving money on tons of your favorite websites that's join honey dot com slash pretty pastel.

如果你想自己嘗試，去加入蜂蜜點com slash pretty pastel，開始在你喜歡的網站上省錢，這就是加入蜂蜜點com slash pretty pastel。

And with that, let's test out this new skincare.

就這樣，我們來測試一下這個新的護膚品。

It's pretty risky of me to be adding in new skincare that I've never used before a couple of days out from an event because there is always the chance that my skin is going to not react but take a little while to get used to the product.

我在活動結束後的幾天內加入我從未使用過的新護膚品是非常冒險的，因為我的皮膚總是有可能沒有反應，而是需要一點時間來適應產品。

I could possibly end up with some blemishes but I'm hoping that won't happen because this is the brand quarterly.

我可能最終會有一些瑕疵，但我希望這不會發生，因為這是該品牌的季度。

Now I bought this because tarty recommended this brand and also because when I went on the Sephora website and I sorted skincare by price highest to lowest.

現在我買了這個，因為Tarty推薦了這個品牌，也因為當我在Sephora網站上按價格從高到低對護膚品進行排序。

This was the most expensive thing that came up.

這是出現的最昂貴的東西。

I know I know you do not need the most expensive skincare products to get good looking skin, but it worked for me last time.

我知道我知道你不需要最昂貴的護膚品來獲得好看的皮膚，但它上次對我很有效。

And because of the great success that I had, look, this was my before and after after the luxury skincare video because of the great success, I was like, look, if I'm gonna get my skin looking supermodel ready in a couple of days, I probably need the $200 moisturizer and the $200 serum.

因為我取得了巨大的成功，看，這是我在豪華護膚品視頻後的前後對比，因為巨大的成功，我想，看，如果我想在幾天內讓我的皮膚看起來像超模一樣，我可能需要200美元的保溼霜和200美元的精華液。

You'd better.

你最好如此。

I wish I had thought to film this last night.

我希望我昨天晚上就想到要拍這個。

I'm so annoyed that I didn't because yesterday my skin looked completely different to how it looks today when I went to bed last night at two am I was lying in bed thinking about how I was going to start my skincare routine when I woke up and then I was playing on my phone for another hour and then three a.m. Came and I was like I could have just got out of bed and go on and put on some moisturizer or something.

我很惱火我沒有這樣做，因為昨天我的皮膚看起來和今天完全不同，當我昨晚凌晨兩點睡覺時，我躺在床上想著我醒來後如何開始我的護膚程序，然後我又玩了一個小時的手機，然後凌晨三點來了，我覺得我可以直接下床，去塗一些保溼霜或其他東西。

Why do I have to start tomorrow?

為什麼我必須從明天開始？

Why not start now?

為什麼不現在就開始呢？

She's gonna play on my phone for another hour.

她要在我的手機上再玩一個小時。

Then it was four am and I was like no, okay, I'm gonna go put some skin care on.

然後就到了凌晨四點，我想不，好吧，我要去塗點護膚品。

So recommenced my old routine, I added in a couple of products from other skincare routines that I've been liking recently.

於是重新開始了我的舊程序，我加入了一些我最近喜歡的其他護膚程序的產品。

And the first thing I did was used by by blemish by some, by me, this brightened my face three shades, I had forgotten how good this is.

而我做的第一件事是用了由由的瑕疵，由我，這使我的臉亮了三個色度，我已經忘記了這有多好。

My skin was looking very, very dull since I stopped using this.

自從我停止使用後，我的皮膚看起來非常、非常暗淡。

So that was great.

所以這很好。

That was the first thing that I did.

這是我做的第一件事。

The second thing that I did touch to the rice wash.

我做的第二件事是觸摸到了洗米。

Absolutely magnificent product.

絕對宏偉的產品。

Then I chucked on glow recipe, Plump plump hyaluronic acid good genes by sunday Riley.

然後我夾在發光配方上，Plump豐滿透明質酸的好基因由sunday Riley提供。

A touch revitalizing eye cream and the lunar sleeping night oil by sunday Riley and can I just tell you I have woken up but I have been reborn, my skin, my skin is so much tighter right now that in just one single session really really, really helped.

觸摸活化眼霜和sunday Riley的lunar sleeping night oil，我可以告訴你，我已經醒來了，但我已經重生了，我的皮膚，我的皮膚現在是如此的緊緻，在短短的一個療程裡，真的真的很有幫助。

So I'm going to add in the quarterly products and I'm also going to add in vitamin C from sunday Riley and a brightening and de puffing eye contour cream.

是以，我打算加入季度產品，我還打算加入sunday Riley的維生素C，以及亮化和去浮腫的眼部輪廓霜。

I have no doubt that my skin is definitely gonna get better over the next few days.

我毫不懷疑，在接下來的幾天裡，我的皮膚肯定會變得更好。

So take one last look at it.

所以最後再看一眼吧。

This is what I look like right now.

這就是我現在的樣子。

And now I'm gonna commence my morning routine.

現在我要開始我的晨練了。

Alright, so I'm gonna try the Connolly stuff.

好吧，那我就試試Connolly的東西。

The products I got are called the eye cream, the cream, the precious oil and the serum.

我得到的產品被稱為眼霜、面霜、珍貴油和精華液。

Yes, they really do just call their products the cream.

是的，他們真的只是把他們的產品稱為奶油。

Hello.

你好。

I would like to purchase the cream please.

我想購買這種面霜。

Which one?

哪一個？

The one?

那一個？

So let's go with the vitamin C.

是以，讓我們來看看維生素C。

Okay, it's white, the one that I've been using up until now.

好的，是白色的，就是我到現在為止一直在用的那個。

Actually every vitamin C I've used up until now has been a clear liquid.

事實上，到目前為止，我所使用的每一種維生素C都是透明的液體。

So this is oh, a nice texture.

所以這是哦，一個很好的紋理。

Oh wow, goodness.

哦，哇，太好了。

It's very soothing.

這是非常舒緩的。

Oh it stinks.

哦，它很臭。

Oh God, it smells like pine are clean.

哦，上帝，聞起來像松樹是乾淨的。

Alright.

好吧。

I'm going to leave that to soak in because as I learned in my last skin care video, the vitamin C was far more effective when I gave it like half an hour to soak in.

我打算讓它浸泡在裡面，因為我在上一個護膚視頻中瞭解到，當我給它浸泡半小時的時候，維生素C的效果要好得多。

I'm not saying you always have to do that, but the days that I put it on, left it for five minutes and then went over the top versus the day that I put it on the left it for 30 minutes.

我不是說你必須總是這樣做，但我把它放在上面的那幾天，留了5分鐘，然後去了上面，與我把它放在上面留了30分鐘的那幾天相比。

And then came back and carried on with the routine, enormous difference in the reduction of my fine lines.

然後回來後繼續進行常規治療，在減少細紋方面有了巨大的變化。

So I'm going to let this do its job.

是以，我打算讓它做它的工作。

Gonna go have two glasses of water with some lemon because that's what data Monty's taught me in my data Monty's morning routine video.

我要去喝兩杯水，加點檸檬，因為這是數據蒙特在我的數據蒙特的晨練視頻中教我的。

Mhm.

嗯。

Alright, so it's been 20 minutes and I'm shocked.

好了，已經過去20分鐘了，我很震驚。

Look at this, look, I wonder if you'll be able to see my forehead.

看看這個，看看，我不知道你是否能看到我的額頭。

I Do.

我願意。

You need reminding of what I looked like 20 minutes ago.

你需要提醒一下我20分鐘前的樣子。

It's literally lifted.

從字面上看，它已經被解除了。

Oh my gosh.

哦，我的天啊。

Alright.

好吧。

First step in the quarterly routine.

季度例行工作的第一步。

Now let's go in with the serum.

現在讓我們帶著血清進去。

I don't know which one came first, but something about that makes me chuckle.

我不知道哪個先來，但有些事情讓我笑了起來。

Alright.

好吧。

It's very, very runny.

它是非常、非常流質的。

It's a sort of clear ish serum smells.

它是一種透明的血清氣味。

Oh, Smells like Grandma's.

哦，聞起來像奶奶的。

It literally, it smells like every 90 year old house that I've ever been to.

從字面上看，它的氣味就像我去過的所有90年的老房子。

It's like potpourri, you know, dried flowers, roses, lavender.

這就像盆花，你知道，乾花，玫瑰，薰衣草。

Alright.

好吧。

It's quite sticky, quite sticky.

它相當粘稠，相當粘稠。

Indeed.

的確如此。

Want to try the oil.

想試試這種油。

Now, I haven't used oil during the day.

現在，我還沒有在白天使用油。

The go to face Hero oil that I've used always used that at night.

我所使用的臉部英雄油總是在晚上使用。

So I'm not sure how I'm gonna like using an oil during the day.

所以我不確定我怎麼會喜歡在白天使用一種油。

This is very runny.

這是很容易流動的。

Now it said it was a dry oil.

現在它說這是一種幹油。

It is drying down very quickly.

它的乾燥速度非常快。

Okay.

好的。

Alright.

好吧。

I'm not as worried as I was.

我不像以前那樣擔心了。

I was like putting on oil during the day.

我在白天就像塗上了油。

I'm gonna look like a beef patty glistening in the sun.

我將看起來像一個在陽光下閃閃發光的牛肉餅。

But no, no, this is actually drying down.

但是，不，不，這實際上是在乾燥下來。

It's very pleasant.

這是非常令人愉快的。

All right on with the cream now it's a good size.

好了，現在開始塗抹奶油了，它的尺寸很好。

I'm glad for the price that I paid.

我很高興我付出的代價。

I'm glad that there's 1.7 Fluid ounces, 50 mils.

我很高興，有1.7流體盎司，50密耳。

It's like $10 a mil.

這就像10美元一百萬。

Oh stronger sent to this one.

哦，更強的送來了這個人。

Much stronger.

強得多。

That's a nice thick cream, lovely dammit.

這是很厚的奶油，可愛的該死的。

I didn't use my hyaluronic acid.

我沒有使用我的透明質酸。

I've actually missed a few steps.

實際上，我已經錯過了幾個步驟。

I think I should have put the sunday Riley good genes on before I put on the quarterly serum and I probably should have done my hyaluronic serum for that too.

我想我應該在塗抹季度精華液之前先塗抹聖代瑞麗好基因，我可能也應該為此做透明質酸精華液。

I'm gonna just play around over the next few days because the order that you use your skincare in really does make a difference.

在接下來的幾天裡，我只是隨便玩玩，因為你使用護膚品的順序確實有區別。

But the last one that I'm going in with now is the eye cream.

但我現在要進去的最後一個是眼霜。

Very small 10.5 fluid ounces 15 mils.

非常小的10.5液體盎司，15密耳。

This touch of one contains the same amount as this big old bottle.

這一摸一的含量與這一大瓶老酒的含量相同。

Don't be bamboozled by packaging folks.

不要被包裝的人迷惑了。

Okay.

好的。

Okay.

好的。

Hello.

你好。

Yeah, Lord.

是的，主。

Are you kidding me.

你在跟我開玩笑吧。

This is either expired or the texture is so thick that it really should be in a pot, not in a squeezy pump thing.

這要麼是過期了，要麼是質地太厚，真的應該放在鍋裡，而不是放在擠壓式的泵裡。

Once I can no longer fit my finger in the hole.

一旦我的手指不能再塞進洞裡。

That's it.

就這樣了。

There is not going to be any more cream for me.

我不會再有任何奶油了。

I'll just store this upside down so I can easily stupid Alright, and the last step of the morning always wear sunscreen folks, even if you're inside.

我就把這個倒過來存放，這樣我就可以很容易地蠢蠢欲動了 好了，早上的最後一步，一定要塗上防晒霜，夥計們，即使你在裡面。

So I am using my all time favorite sunscreen by Mecca.

是以，我正在使用我一直以來最喜歡的麥加防晒霜。

Cosmetic to.

化妝品到。

It's Australian.

它是澳洲的。

I don't think you can get this overseas.

我不認為你能在海外得到這個。

I pity those of you that can't, it's the best sunscreen in the world.

我很同情那些不能使用的人，這是世界上最好的防晒霜。

Alright, that's it for the skincare routine.

好了，護膚程序就到此為止。

My hairdresser is going to be here very, very soon and you're probably wondering why I want to torch my hair more even though I did say I'm going back to Red guys.

我的美髮師很快就要來了，你可能想知道為什麼我想把我的頭髮燒得更厲害，儘管我確實說過我要回到紅衣人身邊。

That's it, that's it.

就這樣了，就這樣了。

That's the end of the hair coloring adventures.

這就是染髮冒險的結束。

But you know what?

但你知道嗎？

Life is short and so is my hair, If the condition is really bad?

生命是短暫的，我的頭髮也是如此，如果情況真的很糟糕？

Once I get it bleached, I'll just give myself a buzz cut and start again.

一旦我把它漂白了，我就給自己理個髮，然後重新開始。

Okay, don't be mad, but I've destroyed my hair, I guess that's everything.

好吧，別生氣，但我已經毀了我的頭髮，我想這就是一切。

Everything.

一切都是。

So basically I just want the whole thing bleached and I just hacked at it with scissors so I don't necessarily want to make it shorter.

所以基本上我只是想把整個東西漂白，我只是用剪刀砍了一下，所以我不一定想讓它變短。

But I think that once you bleach it, I think it's gonna go really like really just gonna take off whatever you need, whatever is unhappy you can take off, I really don't mind.

但我認為，一旦你漂白了它，我認為它會去真的像真的只是要把你需要的東西拿掉，不管是不開心的東西你都可以拿掉，我真的不介意。

I have this picture of anne Hathaway that I really liked.

我有這張安妮-海瑟薇的照片，我非常喜歡。

So I like the idea of being able to do something like Yeah, I like how this is more like a disconnected kind of haircut.

所以我喜歡能夠做一些像 是的，我喜歡這更像是一種不相連的髮型。

So this fits long.

所以這適合長。

Yeah, we lose a little bit more length off here so that it can go back and not look.

是的，我們在這裡失去了一點更多的長度，所以它可以回去，不看。

Yes, that's ideal.

是的，這很理想。

Something like that.

類似這樣的事情。

Cool.

酷。

I think you can, yeah, I'm just, I'm happy for you to just take off whatever needs to go.

我想你可以，是的，我只是，我很樂意讓你把需要去的東西拿下來。

Unless you say all of it needs to go at which point please don't.

除非你說所有的東西都需要去，在這一點上請不要。

We will see I'm so excited to go back to blonde.

我們會看到，我很高興能回到金髮碧眼的地方。

I thought that I was, I was like, oh, I really want to go back to my natural color and I can't recreate my natural color.

我想，我是，我就像，哦，我真的想回到我的自然顏色，我不能重新創造我的自然顏色。

So anything that's not my natural color, I'm not happy with them.

是以，任何不是我的自然顏色的東西，我都不滿意它們。

Just like once it's blonde, I'll leave it as blonde and then we'll keep trimming until eventually it's only the regrowth and then it's my natural color.

就像一旦是金髮，我就會讓它保持金髮，然後我們會繼續修剪，直到最後只剩下再生的部分，然後就是我的自然色。

Like instead of me trying to, I have mixed that many concoctions of red, I've been like put some red, a little bit of orange, a little bit of brown and like some yellow in there and nothing can get my natural color.

就像我沒有試圖，我已經混合了那麼多的紅色混合物，我已經像把一些紅色，一點橙色，一點棕色和像一些黃色放在那裡，沒有什麼可以得到我的自然顏色。

So once you've changed it, it never comes back, it's gone for good.

所以一旦你改變了它，它就再也不會回來了，它就永遠消失了。

I'm going to fashion week next like this coming week I've got some outfits that I have to wear for certain brands that invited me to their shows and I was like, I tried on one of the dresses and it looked ridiculous with the weird pauline Hanson red hair.

我接下來要去參加時裝週，就像這個星期，我有一些衣服，我必須為某些品牌穿上，這些品牌邀請我去看他們的表演，我當時想，我試了其中一件衣服，它看起來很可笑，有一個奇怪的寶琳-漢森的紅頭髮。

I was like, no, no, no, that's not as bad.

我當時想，不，不，不，那沒有那麼糟糕。

No pauline Hanson.

沒有保羅-漢森。

Well, that's nuts.

嗯，這是個瘋子。

That like the regrowth bleached so easily.

那像再生的東西這麼容易就漂白了。

That that was fine.

這很好。

But oh my goodness, I can't believe it.

但是，哦，我的天哪，我不能相信。

Is there any hope?

有什麼希望嗎？

Do you think it will come out?

你認為它能出來嗎？

You did such a good job.

你做得很好。

That's exactly what I wanted.

這正是我想要的。

Yeah, I love it.

是的，我喜歡它。

I love how I can run my fingers through it and it's so cute.

我喜歡我的手指可以穿過它，它是如此可愛。

Thank you.

謝謝你。

Grace is here.

恩典在這裡。

I'm gonna go surprise her.

我要去給她一個驚喜。

She's got no idea.

她不知道。

I've done my hair.