Well, according to this tee shirt,

嗯，根據這件T恤的說法。

it says my best friend is right here.

它說我最好的朋友就在這裡。

[laughing] How 'bout now?

[笑]現在怎麼樣？

Right by my side.

就在我身邊。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

A refill, my good man.

再來一杯，我的好夥計。

What the? Patrick? What are you doing here?

怎麼了？帕特里克？你在這裡做什麼？

It's delicious. What is it?

它很美味。這是什麼？

A smoothie.

一杯冰沙。

These camouflage outfits should help us find out

這些迷彩服應該能幫助我們找到答案

what Squidward's secret Wednesday secret is.

章魚哥週三的祕密是什麼。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

Oh, man! That was the best time I've ever had!

哦，夥計！那是我有史以來最美好的時光!

[laughing]

[笑聲]

Oh. Hello, SpongeBob.

哦。你好，海綿寶寶。

Did you enjoy not going to Glove World with me?

不和我一起去手套世界，你開心嗎？

Welcome gamers and behold...

歡迎遊戲玩家，請看...

my game.

我的遊戲。

It's beautiful.

這很美。

[yawning] Are we finished? Who won?

[打哈欠]我們結束了嗎？誰贏了？

[Patrick chuckles]

[帕特里克笑著說]

No, my friend, we have only just begun.

不，我的朋友，我們才剛剛開始。

Fear not there is no need to panic.

不要害怕，沒有必要驚慌。

The Bikini Bottom bad boys are here.

比基尼海灘的壞小子們來了。

Ooh, I feel protected now.

哦，我現在感覺受到了保護。

Uh, Patrick, you know how sometimes you plan

呃，帕特里克，你知道有時候你的計劃

something special and things just don't work out?

有什麼特別的事情，但事情卻沒有成功？

No. No.

不，不。

Holy mackerel. Is it hot up here or what?

神聖的鯖魚。這裡很熱還是什麼？

Stop that Patrick.

別這樣，帕特里克。

Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy. [laughing]

哦，孩子，哦，孩子，哦，孩子。[笑聲]

Uh, Plankton and the Patty Stealers?

呃，痞子和偷拍者？

Uh, if you guys don't like the name, uh...

呃，如果你們不喜歡這個名字，呃......。

I... love it! Kinda vague and mysterious.

我......喜歡!有點模糊和神祕。

Can I get mine in pink?

我可以買粉紅色的嗎？

[growling]

[咆哮聲]

[laughing] It looks like a tattoo.

[笑]它看起來像一個紋身。

Are you better? Uh, whatcha doing?

你還好嗎？呃，你在做什麼？

Just studying this amazing subspecies.

只是在研究這個神奇的亞種。

I'll show you subspecies!

我讓你看看亞種!

Wanna visit Squidward?

想拜訪章魚哥嗎？

Well, since I am finished with my work, I'll humor you

好吧，既然我已經完成了我的工作，我就幽默一下吧

in your trivial pursuits.

在你瑣碎的追求中。

SpongeBob? Who's your friend?

海綿寶寶？誰是你的朋友？

Mr. Krabs, this is Patricia.

蟹老闆，這位是派翠西亞。

Patricia.

帕特里夏。

The most beautiful sound I've ever seen.

這是我見過的最美的聲音。

SpongeBob, do we need any more help

海綿寶寶，我們還需要什麼幫助嗎？

- down at the Krusty Krab? - No.

- 在蟹堡王餐廳？- 沒有。

We do? Great. She can start right away.

我們有嗎？很好。她可以馬上開始。

Ready to lose? Weather permitting, of course.

準備好要輸了嗎？當然，如果天氣允許的話。

Ah. How are we supposed to golf in this downpour?

啊。這麼大的雨，我們怎麼打高爾夫呢？

Our putters are getting waterlogged.

我們的推杆開始進水了。

Don't rain. Doesn't it know I'm the sheriff in these parts?

不要下雨。難道它不知道我是這些地區的警長嗎？

Hey, rain, you'd better stop that.

嘿，雨，你最好別這樣。

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[gasping] You too, Patrick?

[喘氣]你也是，帕特里克？

Yeah. Everybody needs at least one day away from...

是的。每個人都需要至少有一天離開...

[mocking SpongeBob's laugh]

[嘲笑海綿寶寶的笑聲]

Well, glad you had fun.

嗯，很高興你玩得很開心。

Aw, cheer up boy.

哦，振作起來吧，孩子。

It's a whole day inspired by you.

這是一個由你啟發的一整天。

What's happening, man?

發生什麼事了，夥計？

Patrick, what are you doing here?

帕特里克，你在這裡做什麼？

Just tubing down the river of life, baby.

只是在生命之河中划船，寶貝。

Does Mr. Krab know you're in here?

蟹先生知道你在這裡嗎？

No crabs.

沒有螃蟹。

All right.

好的。

All this parenting stuff makes me hungry.

所有這些為人父母的東西都讓我感到飢餓。

[belching]

[打嗝聲]

Hey, Junior, how you doing today?

嘿，少年，你今天好嗎？

Well, here's your problem.

那麼，你的問題就在這裡。

But don't you worry, buddy, we're gonna make it go away.

但你不用擔心，夥計，我們會讓它消失的。

Thanks, Patrick, you're a lifesaver.

謝謝你，帕特里克，你是個救世主。

Ow!

嗷!

There appears to be a little bit of swelling.

似乎有一點兒腫脹。

Try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food?

試試那些你稱之為食物的放射性淤泥球？

Next I suppose you want me to go square dancing

下一步我想你要我去跳廣場舞

with Patrick.

與帕特里克。

Sorry, Patrick.

對不起，帕特里克。

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

Oh, hey, SpongeBuck.

哦，嘿，海綿寶寶。

Those guys are a barrel of laughs. Huh? But lazy.

這些傢伙是個笑料。嗯？但是很懶。

Well, anyway, you've got to get back

好吧，無論如何，你得回去了

and save the town, Sheriff.

並拯救這個小鎮，警長。

I ain't no sheriff, or fry cook or even coffin jockey.

我不是警長，也不是炒菜的廚師，甚至不是裝棺材的騎師。

And I'm no match for Dead Eye Plankton.

而且我也不是死眼痞子的對手。

I'm nothing.

我什麼都不是。

Out west, a man gets right back up on his coffin

在西部，一個人在他的棺材上又站起來了

and faces his problems with the help

並在幫助下面對他的問題

of his idiot sidekick friend.

他的白痴跟班朋友的。

That's me.

這就是我。

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Ow!

嗷!

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

SpongeGar.

SpongeGar.

Patar.

Patar.

Hey, all right, box seats. [chuckles]

嘿，好了，包廂座位。[笑聲]

I mean, the seat choice is most mature.

我的意思是，座位的選擇是最成熟的。

Certainly more so than that rapscallion sponge,

當然，比起那塊海綿狀的強姦犯，他更有優勢。

whose name we shall not mention, who would have picked...

我們不會提及他的名字，他將會選擇...

Certainly.

當然。

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

SpongeBob, help!

海綿寶寶，救命！

Take his head off!

把他的頭砍下來！

I don't suppose now would be a good time

我不認為現在是個好時機

to head for a bathroom break?!

要去上廁所嗎？

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Patrick!

帕特里克！

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

I'm glad that's over.

我很高興那已經結束了。

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Got your nose.

抓住了你的鼻子。

Hey, give it back.

嘿，把它還給我。

Not until you wash your hands.

除非你洗了手。

Oh, yeah? Well, I got your eyeballs.

哦，是嗎？好吧，我得到了你的眼球。

[giggling]

[咯咯笑]

Huh?

嗯？

[laughing]

[笑聲]

Listen, Patrick, there comes a time

聽著，帕特里克，總會有那麼一天

in every man's life, when he's got to settle down.

在每個人的生活中，當他必須安定下來的時候。

You know, get a wife, kids, the father-in-law,

你知道，得到一個妻子，孩子，岳父。

you give all your money to.

你把你的錢都給了。

Uh-huh, that sounds great.

嗯哼，聽起來不錯。

Hey, can I get a little more ketchup?

嘿，能再給我一點番茄醬嗎？

How's about you pay the check instead?

由你來支付支票如何？

Oh, sorry, Mr. Krabs, no can do.

哦，對不起，蟹老闆，沒辦法。

As king of Bikini Bottom,

作為比基尼海灘的國王。

I am allowed to have anything I want.

我被允許擁有我想要的任何東西。

Isn't that right, SpongeBob?

對不對，海綿寶寶？

That is correct.

這是正確的。

Anything you want, and it's all free.

你想要的任何東西，而且都是免費的。

All free?!

全部免費？

The elastic waistband, able to stretch his body

彈性腰帶，能夠拉伸他的身體

into fantastic shapes and form.

變成奇妙的形狀和形式。

I can finally touch my toes.

我終於可以觸摸我的腳趾了。

♪ Together Together ♪

攜手共進

♪ Together ♪

? 一起 ?

♪ Together ♪

? 一起 ?

♪ Together ♪

? 一起 ?

♪ Together ♪

? 一起 ?

♪ Together ♪

? 一起 ?

[roaring]

[咆哮]

Oh. Nice kitty.

哦。漂亮的貓咪。

Here kitty, wanna sausage?

這裡的貓咪，想吃香腸嗎？

A nice... delicious... tasty... sausage?

一個漂亮的......美味的......可口的......香腸？

[roaring]

[咆哮]

Spotamcafeltafish!

Spotamcafeltafish!

Patrick, stop this car!

帕特里克，攔住這輛車！

What? Where? Who?

什麼？在哪裡？誰？

Officer, it is my civic duty to report that the driver

警官，我有公民義務報告，司機

of this vehicle is speeding.

這輛車正在超速行駛。

Why don't you lock him with your radar gun?

你為什麼不用你的雷達槍鎖定他？

Um, okay.

嗯，好的。

Actually, he's going 40 miles under the limit.

實際上，他的車速比限速低40英里。

So move along before I run you in,

所以在我撞見你之前快走吧。

tattle tail.

嘮叨的尾巴。

Hello? Hello.? Open up! Open up!

你好？你好。開門！開門！

Do you mind?

你介意嗎？

Some of us have nothing to do tomorrow morning.

我們中的一些人明天早上沒有事情可做。

[sighing]

[嘆氣]

[snoring]

[鼾聲]

Patrick, what are you doing here?

帕特里克，你在這裡做什麼？

Oh, that resort next door is too crowded.

哦，隔壁的那個度假村太擁擠了。

And I found this place. It's quiet and peaceful.

而我發現了這個地方。它很安靜，很平和。

Good night, SpongeBob.

晚安，海綿寶寶。

[snoring]

[鼾聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Whoo hoo hoo!

Whoo hoo hoo!

You're the Short Order Boy and he's the Pink Patty.

你是短命鬼，他是粉紅帕蒂。

[gasping]

[喘息聲]

And together we are...

我們一起...

The Krusty Krushers.

克魯斯蒂-克魯斯夫婦。

Now, go out there and wrestle me up a million dollars!

現在，到外面去，給我摔出一百萬美元來!

[laughing]

[笑聲]

This is gonna be so fun. Yeah!

這將是非常有趣的。是啊！

- Whoo! - Yeah!

- Whoo!- 是的!

Stand down, Krabs. I'll have you in irons.

退下吧，蟹老闆。我會給你戴上鐐銬的。

Listen to me, Captain.

聽我說，隊長。

This is gonna get real ugly real fast.

這將很快變得非常難看。

We've got to get to the cannons.

我們得去找大炮。

We're not outfitted for battle, Krabs.

我們不是為戰鬥而裝備的，蟹老闆。

There's no ammunition.

沒有彈藥。

The cannons are ornamental, at best.

這些大炮充其量只是裝飾品。

Ornamental, at best!

觀賞性，充其量不過如此!

Out of the way, gramps.

讓開，老爺子。

That's my trophy, old lady.

那是我的戰利品，老太太。

Patrick.

帕特里克。

It's going to be an action packed thrill ride

這將是一次充滿行動的刺激之旅

of geriatric proportions.

屬於老年性的比例。

And the best part is, there is no way we can lose

而最重要的是，我們不可能失去

with these costumes on.

穿上這些服裝。

We already won the tournament.

我們已經贏得了比賽。

Oh, yeah, I forgot.

哦，對了，我忘了。

Well, how come I didn't get a trophy?

那麼，我怎麼沒有得到一個獎盃呢？

You did, it's in your back pocket.

你做了，它在你的後袋裡。

Oh, yeah, I forgot.

哦，對了，我忘了。