Oh!

哦!

Go, Mr. Krabs, go!

去吧，蟹老闆，去吧！

Whoa! Now, don't fill up on bread!

哇!現在，不要在麵包上填飽肚子!

The chum! Eat the chum!

海鷗！吃掉海鷗！

Right.

對。

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

[belching]

[打嗝聲]

Eat up. [laughing]

吃起來。[笑]

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

What?

什麼？

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

The new slogan "Fum is Chum" is way cool.

新的口號 "Fum is Chum "非常酷。

Way cooler.

更酷的方式。

Hey, that ain't bad at all.

嘿，這一點也不壞。

It's actually amazing.

這實際上是很驚人的。

This is gold in the form of chum.

這是黃金的形式，也是海鷗的形式。

Okay, Sandy, eat up.

好了，桑迪，吃吧。

Uh, SpongeBob, I've changed my--

呃，海綿寶寶，我已經改變了我的 --

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

No, Patrick, no!

不，帕特里克，不！

[laughing]

[笑聲]

[sighing]

[嘆氣]

Mealtime prisoner. [laughing]

吃飯時的囚犯。[笑聲]

[crying]

[哭聲]

Right in the mouth.

就在嘴裡。

Tastes really bad.

味道真的很差。

But the holiday spirit is keeping us in denial.

但節日精神讓我們處於否認狀態。

Have a chum burger, Johnny, sir.

吃個漢堡吧，約翰尼，先生。

[Karen's voice] Plankton had pieced together

[凱倫的聲音] 痞子已經拼湊好了

his own creation, using memory and science.

他利用記憶和科學，創造了自己的作品。

Go on, sir, tell your buddies what you think.

去吧，先生，告訴你的夥伴們你的想法。

Oh, boy.

哦，孩子。

Is it okay?

可以嗎？

Okay? It's perfection.

好嗎？它是完美的。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

Hey, how about I have another?

嘿，我再來一杯怎麼樣？

You betcha.

你說對了。

Ooh, boy. I can not believe how good these things are.

哦，孩子。我無法相信這些東西有多好。

I'm sure I've made a satisfied customer

我相信我已經做了一個滿意的客戶

of you already.

你已經有了。

That was appalling. What was in that?

這真是令人震驚。那裡面有什麼？

Oh, just the usual ingredients,

哦，就是通常的成分。

some jellyfish squeezings, whale blubber, seahorse snout

一些水母的擠壓，鯨魚的脂肪，海馬的鼻子

and a sprinkle of anchor rust.

並撒上錨的鐵鏽。

[coughing]

[咳嗽聲]

[vomiting]

[嘔吐]

Oh, barnacles, that's foul.

哦，藤壺，這可真夠嗆。

[buzzing]

[嗡嗡聲]

I had no idea they had a hot tub.

我不知道他們有一個熱水浴缸。

Three days later.

三天後。

All right, let 'em out.

好吧，讓他們出來。

Now pay attention worms, watch the way they crawl out

現在注意蟲子，看他們爬出來的方式。

on their bellies, begging for mercy.

在他們的肚子上，乞求憐憫。

And see what's waiting for you

看看有什麼在等著你

next time you foul up the same way these two did.

下次你再像這兩個人一樣犯規。

It was quite an enjoyable soak. [Patrick belching]

這是一次相當愉快的浸泡。[帕特里克打嗝]

That is, until this guy got thirsty

也就是說，直到這傢伙口渴了。

and decided to drink the bathwater.

並決定喝下洗澡水。

Not bad, except for this aftertaste.

還不錯，除了這種回味。

You fellas look hungry. Here you go.

你們這些傢伙看起來很餓。給你。

[whistle blowing]

[吹哨聲]

It's new chum. It's delicious.

這是新朋友。它的美味。

[coughing]

[咳嗽聲]

Patrick, isn't this place amazing?

帕特里克，這個地方是不是很神奇？

[babbling]

[胡言亂語]

Here's your chum nuggets, buddy.

這是你的金塊，夥計。

[belching] Oh. I almost forgot.

[打嗝] 哦。我差點忘了。

Your chum kebab.

你的小夥伴烤肉。

Uh. I guess you don't come down here for the food anyway.

呃，我猜你來這裡不是為了吃東西。

You come down here to admire the subterranean splendor

你到這裡來是為了欣賞地下的輝煌

of the chum caverns.

的查姆巖洞。

That and the gift shop.

這和禮品店。

At least ol' Jethra stuck with us.

至少老傑斯拉堅持和我們在一起。

That Krabby Patty hitting the spot, Jethra?

那隻蟹皇堡正中要害，Jethra？

Actually, they was all filled up at the Chum Bucket,

事實上，他們在海之霸都被填滿了。

so I had to get my chum to go.

所以我不得不讓我的朋友去。

I got it signed by Squidward his self, though.

不過，我得到了章魚哥自己的簽名。

The universe gave us a terrible weapon

宇宙給了我們一個可怕的武器

made up of the darkest dark matter

由最黑暗的暗物質組成

just for this occasion.

就是為了這個場合。

Ever played Dodge the Chum?

有沒有玩過 "躲貓貓"？

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Hey, get your slimy mitts off my pals!

嘿，把你的黏糊糊的手從我的夥伴們身上拿開!

Whoa!

哇!

[growling]

[咆哮聲]

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Behold three takes on Chum Ala SpongeBob.

看哪，有三個關於查姆-阿拉-海綿寶寶的故事。

The secret ingredient in this one, Krabby Patties.

這裡面的祕密成分，蟹皇堡。

Well? Huh?

嗯？嗯？

It's delicious. Too delicious! Next!

它很美味。太好吃了!下一個!

To capture the natural bouquet of the chum,

要捕捉到楚河漢界的自然花束。

I made this batch entirely from old snail liver.

我完全用舊蝸牛肝臟製作了這批產品。

A little dry. Next!

有點幹。下一個!

Ooh, I think you'll like this one. I know I do.

哦，我想你會喜歡這個。我知道我喜歡。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

It's made from wishes and love.

它是由願望和愛組成的。

[belching]

[打嗝聲]

[laughing]

[笑聲]

It's too sweet.

它太甜了。

Oh, no, please don't chew me.

哦，不，請不要咀嚼我。

Mm-mm.

嗯，嗯。

I can't believe someone actually enjoys my chum.

我不能相信有人真的喜歡我的朋友。

You can eat up all the chum.

你可以吃光所有的秋刀魚。

[coughing]

[咳嗽聲]

Isn't there anyone that knows the true meaning of Chum Day?

難道沒有人知道查姆日的真正含義嗎？

- I know. - Huh?

- 我知道。- 嗯？

Lights please.

請開燈。

And lo, there was chum. A food that turned

然後，就有了秋刀魚。變成了一種食物

from revolting to festive by magical thinking.

通過神奇的思維，從反感到喜慶。

And the goodwill of chum clogged the hearts of fish kind

海鷗的善意堵住了魚兒們的心。

and ushered in a new--

並迎來了一個新的...

[laughing]

[笑聲]

Several days later.

幾天後。

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

You go first, boy.

你先走，孩子。

Hey, this is great.

嘿，這很好。

Better than a Krabby Patty?

比蟹皇堡好嗎？

A what?

一個什麼？

[gasping] This is delicerious.

[喘氣]這很微妙。

[dolphin clicking]

[海豚點擊]

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

Krabby Patties anyone?

有誰想吃蟹皇堡？

Oh.

哦。

Yeah.

是的。

[vomiting]

[嘔吐]

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

It's worth it to live forever.

為了長生不老，這是很值得的。

[Mr. Krabs voice] All we had left is chum.

[蟹老闆的聲音]我們所剩的只有魚餌了。

I hadn't eaten since noon. I was starting to feel peckish.

我從中午開始就沒有吃過東西。我開始感到飢腸轆轆。

Mm. But, oh, that flavor.

嗯。但是，哦，那個味道。

Sweet and gamy with a cream, chunky mouthfeel.

味道甜美，帶有奶油味，口感厚實。

Oh, I've had a chum monkey on my back ever since.

哦，從那時起，我的背上就有了一隻查姆猴。

[screeching]

[刺耳的聲音]

Been eating the stuff in secret for years now.

多年來一直在祕密地吃這種東西。

Just got a taste for it.

剛剛嚐到了甜頭。

One of them survival things, I suppose.

我想，這也是他們生存的一種方式。

Oh, uh.

哦，呃。

Eat chum.

吃了秋刀魚。

What happened?

發生了什麼事？

Yes! Yes!

是的，是的。

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Maybe I should up the dosage.

也許我應該加大劑量。

Ah, something's not right.

啊，有點不對勁。

Yeah, I know. I keep saying chum is fum

是的，我知道。我一直在說查姆是福姆

but it's, eh, it's just not working.

但它，呃，它只是不工作。

I'm out of here.

我離開這裡了。

He shared with us why it's such a frica-success.

他與我們分享了為什麼會有如此大的摩擦力的成功。

So what do you say?

那麼你怎麼說？

You like it?

你喜歡它嗎？

Would you like a free sample?

你想獲得免費樣品嗎？

No, uh. [babbling]

不，呃。 [胡言亂語]

I'm full. Thanks.

我吃飽了。謝謝。

No? How about your little friend?

沒有嗎？你的小夥伴呢？

Hi, SpongeBob.

嗨，海綿寶寶。

Hi. I don't want a free sample--

嗨，我不想要免費樣品 --

Sure you do.

你當然知道。

Look out! She's gonna blow!

小心！她要爆炸了！

Well, Plankton obviously didn't steal me formulur.

好吧，痞子顯然沒有偷我的配方。

So how did he steal all me customers?

那麼他是如何偷走我所有的客戶的呢？

This chum tastes awful.

這條魚的味道很難吃。

Yeah, but the slogan's so catchy that we can't stop eating it.

是的，但這個口號如此朗朗上口，以至於我們無法停止吃它。

Chum is Fum!

查姆是Fum!

[vomiting]

[嘔吐]

Can I get another one of your delicious chum sticks?

能否再給我一根你的美味阿膠棒？

But of course, loyal customer.

但當然，忠誠的客戶。

I'll see ya later, loser.

回頭見，失敗者。

Much later! [laughing]

遲了很多![笑聲]