SpongeBob to Sandy,

海綿寶寶給桑迪。

we've reached the foreign obstruction.

我們已經達到了外國的阻撓。

[Sandy] Okay, you're gonna have

[桑迪]好的，你要有

to go out and dislodge it somehow.

出去，以某種方式把它趕走。

I'm already on it.

我已經在做了。

This stupid hammer won't break anything.

這個愚蠢的錘子不會打破任何東西。

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

SpongeBob, do what you were born to do! Dance!

海綿寶寶，做你生來就該做的事！跳舞吧！

You're right Patrick. Whirlpool Spin!

你是對的，帕特里克。漩渦式旋轉!

[coughing]

[咳嗽聲]

Tada!

Tada!

Since I couldn't make you big, I made the city small.

既然我不能把你變大，我就把城市變小。

And now, only one more thing to shrink. Cheese!

而現在，只剩下一件事要收縮了。奶酪！"。

I guess this is okay.

我想這是可以的。

Yeah, what's the difference?

是啊，有什麼區別呢？

Good idea, SpongeBob.

好主意，海綿寶寶。

[cheering]

[歡呼聲]

Hold on there, tiny.

堅持住，小小的。

I can't have you working the grill no more.

我不能再讓你在烤架上工作了。

Too dangerous for a little guy like you.

對你這樣的小傢伙來說太危險了。

Oh, please Mr. Krabs,

哦，拜託，蟹老闆。

there must be some job I could do.

一定有一些我可以做的工作。

I don't care what it is. Please! Please! Please!

我不關心它是什麼。求你了!求你了!求你了!

All right, I'll think of something,

好吧，我會想辦法的。

but since you're so small now,

但既然你現在這麼小。

I can only pay you a penny... a year.

我只能付給你一分錢...一年。

Wow! That's big money. Ow.

哇!那是大錢。嗷。

Hmm, now what could I do with a little SpongeBob.

嗯，現在我可以用一個小海綿寶寶做什麼。

Oh!

哦!

Personal hygiene service?

個人衛生服務？

Did ya see that?

你看到了嗎？

Personal hygiene service.

個人衛生服務。

Roll up your sleeves, boy-o. You're a personal hygienist now.

捲起你的袖子，孩子-o。你現在是一名個人衛生員。

Whoo hoo! Yay!

Whoo hoo!耶!

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

[humming]

[嗡嗡聲]

There. Yeah.

在那裡。是的。

La la la la la.

啦啦啦啦啦。

[moaning]

[呻吟聲]

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Phew. Tada.

籲。塔達。

A tiny home for my tiny friend.

為我的小夥伴們準備了一個小小的家。

Whoa. Oh.

哇。哦。

Oh, I get it.

哦，我明白了。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

Nice work, Patrick. Whoops.

幹得好，帕特里克。嗚呼。

Almost forgot. You've got to have a Gar-Bear.

差點忘了。你必須要有一隻加熊。

[squeaking]

[吱吱聲]

Huh?

嗯？

[laughing]

[笑聲]

Awe.

敬畏。

Dah.

Dah.

Hey, Patrick, do you want to hang out?

嘿，帕特里克，你想出去玩嗎？

Wish I could SpongeBob

希望我可以海綿寶寶

but I am kind of spending time with my boat right now.

但我現在正和我的船一起度過。

Your boat? Sure Patrick. See ya later.

你的船？當然，帕特里克。待會兒見。

[whimpering]

[嗚咽聲]

[humming]

[嗡嗡聲]

Catch.

接住。

Dinnertime! Come and get it!

晚飯時間!來拿吧!

This is so fascinating, Frenchy.

這真是太吸引人了，Frenchy。

Tell me more about my fishy friend.

告訴我更多關於我的魚腥味朋友。

Well, the primitive sea sponge filters nutrients and oxygen

那麼，原始的海洋海綿會過濾營養物質和氧氣

from bacteria particles.

來自細菌顆粒的。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

SpongeBob is never gonna believe this.

海綿寶寶永遠不會相信這個。

[Plankton] Oh, gross.

[Plankton]哦，噁心。

I command you to stop drooling on me.

我命令你停止對我流口水。

Put me down. Ow! Stop it! I'm an adult!

把我放下來。嗷！別鬧了！我是一個成年人！

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[screaming, laughing]

[尖叫聲，笑聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

New Sponge commercial, take one.

新的海綿廣告，拿一個。

Action!

行動起來!

Oh, no, your bathroom is a disaster.

哦，不，你的浴室是一場災難。

Get it cleaned up fast with the New Sponge.

用新海綿快速清理乾淨。

[whimpering]

[嗚咽聲]

Household chores are a snap with New Sponge.

有了New Sponge，做家務就變得輕而易舉。

It cleans sinks.

它可以清潔水槽。

Just look at that shine.

看看那光芒吧。

New Sponge cuts

新的海綿切割

through even the toughest grime and grit.

即使是最堅硬的汙垢和砂礫，也能通過。

New sponge also cleans showers.

新海綿也能清潔淋浴。

[screaming] Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

[尖叫聲] 哇！哇哦！哇哦！哇哦！

[chuckles] That tile looks good as new.

[笑]那塊瓷磚看起來像新的一樣好。

Okay, little Helen!

好了，小海倫！

What do you think of this weather?

你對這種天氣有什麼看法？

I think it's wuh-vely! Let me ask you something.

我認為這是很好的！我想這是很好的。讓我問你一件事。

How long have you been an idiot?

你當白痴有多久了？

I want a lawyer.

我想要一個律師。

And he kept crying and crying and crying and crying

他一直在哭，一直在哭，一直在哭。

and, and, that's right, you can do it.

而且，而且，這是正確的，你可以做到這一點。

I'm wondering if it might not be so healthy

我想知道它是否可能不那麼健康

to hold in all my tears, Squidward.

憋住我所有的眼淚，章魚哥。

You're exactly right SpongeBob.

你說的完全正確，海綿寶寶。

Let it all out. Don't fight the feel...

讓它全部出來。不要對抗這種感覺...

Ten, nine... do it, do it, cry...

十，九...做，做，哭...

eight, seven, six, five... come on!

八，七，六，五......來吧!

...four, three, two, one! Midnight!

...四，三，二，一！午夜！

[sighing]

[嘆氣]

Well, SpongeBob, it looks like you won the...

嗯，海綿寶寶，看起來你贏得了...

[sobbing]

[抽泣聲]

Is one udder better than another udder?

一個乳房比另一個乳房好嗎？

We'll just have to milk them all.

我們只能把它們都擠出來。

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Mm-hmm.

嗯，嗯。

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Phew, Nelly!

唷，Nelly!

Good girl.

好姑娘。

[mooing]

[咕咕聲]

Larry made me the man I am today.

拉里使我成為今天的人。

Oh, look at that.

哦，看看這個。

He taught me just do stuff you always do,

他教我只要做你一直在做的事情。

but do it on your back.

但要背對著做。

Laugh on your back.

仰天大笑。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

Walk on your back.

仰臥行走。

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

And don't forget, always be hydrating.

不要忘了，總是要補充水分。

That means drink plenty of water.

這意味著要多喝水。

Ah.

啊。

Come on, SpongeBob!

來吧，海綿寶寶！

Be right there!

馬上來！

Will you hurry up?

你能不能快點？

In just a second!

就在一秒鐘內!

Coming! Sorry!

來了!對不起!

Pardon!

對不起！

Here I am!

我在這裡!

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

That'll be a keeper.

這將是一個保存者。

[gasping]

[喘息聲]

Do you wanna taste?

你想嚐嚐嗎？

Of all the garbage that comes out of your mouth,

從你嘴裡吐出的所有垃圾中。

this is the least annoying.

這是最不令人討厭的。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

The bubbles are making me bigger! More bubbles!

泡泡讓我變大了!更多的泡泡!

What the?

什麼情況？

Thank you, Squidward.

謝謝你，章魚哥。

I'm big enough to flip patties again!

我已經長大了，可以再次翻動肉餅了!

Oh oh oh!

哦，哦，哦!

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

Mr. Squidward! Call the fire department!

章魚哥先生！打電話給消防隊！

No need to call 'em, Mr. Krabs.

不需要給他們打電話，蟹老闆。

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

We'll be there in five minutes, depending on traffic.

我們將在五分鐘內到達那裡，取決於交通情況。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

[Mr. Krabs] Make a left at the light!

[蟹老闆]請在紅綠燈前左轉！

Patrick can't drown if there isn't any water.

如果沒有水，帕特里克不可能淹死。

Well, you're safe now, Patrick.

好了，你現在安全了，帕特里克。

[Patrick] Help, I'm drowning!

[帕特里克]救命，我快淹死了!

I've got butt cramps! I want ice cream!

我的屁股抽筋了!我想吃冰淇淋!

And now it's dark!

現在天已經黑了!

Help! Help!

救命啊!救命啊!

Direct contact, you mean like this?

直接接觸，你是說像這樣嗎？

It's working! Keep going SpongeBob!

它正在工作！繼續努力吧，海綿寶寶！

You can do it!

你可以做到的!

My body filling with Krabby Patty.

我的身體裡充滿了蟹皇堡。

Enormous pain.

巨大的痛苦。

Never absorbed this much Krabby Patty

從來沒有吸收過這麼多的蟹皇堡。

into my body before.

之前進入我的身體。

In fact, never absorbed any Krabby Patties into my body,

事實上，我從未在體內吸收過任何蟹皇堡。

come to think of it.

想來也是。

Okay, what do I do, now?

好吧，我現在該怎麼做？

[coughing]

[咳嗽聲]

[meowing]

[喵喵]

Now let's get the rest of you cleaned up.

現在讓我們把剩下的人都收拾好。

Awe, cute.

敬畏，可愛。

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[cheering]

[歡呼聲]

Water.

水。

Well, why didn't ya just say so?

好吧，你為什麼不直接說呢？

[chuckles] Here ya go.

[笑聲]給你。

Yep us squirrels sure is stupid.

是的，我們松鼠肯定是愚蠢的。

Dumb, dumb, dumb. Squirrels is dumb.

啞巴，啞巴，啞巴。松鼠是愚蠢的。

Sandy, okay, Sandy, I get it.

桑迪，好吧，桑迪，我明白了。

What's that? You want more? Okay dokie.

那是什麼？你還想要嗎？好的，Dokie。

More water for the sea critter.

為海里的小動物提供更多的水。

Okay, Sandy. Okay, I get it.

好的，桑迪。好的，我明白了。

No more squirrel jokes.

不再有松鼠的笑話。