Will Arnett was on this show, I'm allowed to have Will Arnett on if I want.

威爾-阿內特上過這個節目，如果我想，我可以讓威爾-阿內特上。

You can But something happened.

你可以但事情發生了。

Can I show the clip?

我可以展示這個片段嗎？

I don't I do not remember what you're talking about, but I I'm ticked.

我不我不記得你在說什麼，但我我很生氣。

Okay, let's show the clip, clip me talking to Will Arnett and see what's happening.

好吧，讓我們播放剪輯，剪輯我與威爾-阿內特的談話，看看發生了什麼。

And I shake a lot of celebrity hands when they come out here.

當很多名人來到這裡時，我和他們握了很多手。

You have a strong grip.

你有一個強有力的抓手。

Thank you.

謝謝你。

And uh you know who has the weakest grip?

而呃你知道誰的握力最弱？

Right?

對嗎？

I mean, we want to kind of know that, don't we?

我的意思是，我們想知道這一點，不是嗎？

I would say, I'm just gonna say Larry King and Larry King.

我想說，我只想說拉里-金和拉里-金。

I love Larry King, but when you shake his hand it's look at this, it's like, it's like you're shaking hands with the lab skeleton.

我喜歡拉里-金，但當你和他握手時，就像，就像你在和實驗室的骨架握手。

It just, it doesn't work out.

它只是，它不工作了。

Its like someone put a day old bread in your head, that's what it feels like it.

它就像有人在你的腦袋裡放了一天的麵包，這就是它的感覺。

I'm sorry Larry, you were the name That came to mind.

對不起，拉里，你是我想到的名字。

Stand up.

站起來。

Oh God, he's gonna hit your boss.

哦，上帝，他要打你的老闆。

Alright, get in there, get that.

好了，進去吧，拿著這個。

Alright, Alright, alright.

好了，好了，好了。

It's a strong handshake.

這是一次強有力的握手。

You have a strong handshake.

你有一個強有力的握手。

I couldn't believe that.

我無法相信這一點。

Yeah.

是的。

Where did that come from?

這句話是怎麼來的？

What are you talking about?

你在說什麼呢？

He asked me, but why me?

他問我，但為什麼是我？

It's not the strongest, that's all.

它不是最強的，就是這樣。

But yes, I I just came up with a name.

但是，是的，我我剛剛想出了一個名字。

I thought you were a good pal, you could take a ribbing actually.

我以為你是個好夥伴，其實你可以接受嘲弄。

It was a compliment in a sense that you could think of so many people that you've met and that my name would come to mind over.

這在某種意義上是一種恭維，你能想到這麼多你見過的人，而我的名字會在腦海中浮現。

what is the great compliment.

什麼是偉大的讚美。

It's a great compliment.

這是一個很好的讚美。

Yes so you're welcome.

是的，所以歡迎你。

Now Larry we've got other fish to fry so to speak.

現在，拉里我們有其他的魚要炸，可以這麼說。

I read that you are taking HGH human growth hormone.

我看到你在服用HGH人類生長激素。

My wife got a package of it and I started taking it 18 years ago I take and I don't get the injections.

我妻子買了一包，我從18年前開始服用，我服用了，我不打針。

I get the pills I take two in the morning to at night.

我得到的藥丸是早上吃兩顆到晚上吃。

Human growth hormone.

人類生長激素。

That's what wrestlers and athletes take.

這就是摔跤手和運動員所採取的措施。

Why are you taking human growth hormone?

你為什麼要服用人類生長激素？

Well first I don't know why it's banned in baseball and football because it's supposed to be just recover from illness faster.

首先我不知道為什麼在棒球和橄欖球中被禁止，因為它應該只是更快地從疾病中恢復。

That's one of the things but it's supposed it's a performance enhancing drug.

這是其中一件事，但它應該是一種性能增強藥物。

HGH And you're taking HGH.

HGH 而你正在服用HGH。

Hey do you like the handshake?

嘿，你喜歡握手嗎？

Anyway it's getting better but I'm just curious what that's all about.

無論如何，它正在變得更好，但我只是好奇這到底是怎麼回事。

That's all okay.

這都是可以的。

I've been taking it and I'm 80 years old.

我一直在服用它，我已經80歲了。

I've gone through heart surgery.

我已經經歷了心臟手術。

I have type two diabetes.

我有二型糖尿病。

My diabetic doctor says I'm the best diabetes patient she has ever seen.

我的糖尿病醫生說我是她見過的最好的糖尿病患者。

So we went over the vitamins I take and the prescriptions I take and she figures out it has to be H.

所以我們仔細研究了我服用的維生素和處方，她發現這肯定是H。

G.

G.

H.

H.

Have you grown at all since taking H.

服用H後，你是否有任何成長。

G.

G.

No in fact I lost an inch.

不，事實上我瘦了一英寸。

Okay but I feel that I don't get jet lag when I fly a lot.

好吧，但我覺得我經常坐飛機就不會有時差問題了。

I feel terrific.

我感覺非常好。

I don't feel my age.

我不覺得我的年齡。

You know I'm just a bouncy and I gotta say you are very vital.

你知道我只是一個蹦蹦跳跳的人，我得說你很有活力。

You're a great advertisement for H.

你是H的一個很好的廣告。

G.

G.

H.

H.

Because it seems to be working for you and it shouldn't be banned.

因為它似乎對你有用，不應該被禁止。

I don't think it shouldn't be banned.

我不認為它不應該被禁止。