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  • I'm ticked, You ticked.

    我很生氣,你很生氣。

  • Will Arnett was on this show, I'm allowed to have Will Arnett on if I want.

    威爾-阿內特上過這個節目,如果我想,我可以讓威爾-阿內特上。

  • You can But something happened.

    你可以但事情發生了。

  • Can I show the clip?

    我可以展示這個片段嗎?

  • I don't I do not remember what you're talking about, but I I'm ticked.

    我不我不記得你在說什麼,但我我很生氣。

  • Okay, let's show the clip, clip me talking to Will Arnett and see what's happening.

    好吧,讓我們播放剪輯,剪輯我與威爾-阿內特的談話,看看發生了什麼。

  • And I shake a lot of celebrity hands when they come out here.

    當很多名人來到這裡時,我和他們握了很多手。

  • You have a strong grip.

    你有一個強有力的抓手。

  • Thank you.

    謝謝你。

  • And uh you know who has the weakest grip?

    而呃你知道誰的握力最弱?

  • Right?

    對嗎?

  • I mean, we want to kind of know that, don't we?

    我的意思是,我們想知道這一點,不是嗎?

  • I would say, I'm just gonna say Larry King and Larry King.

    我想說,我只想說拉里-金和拉里-金。

  • I love Larry King, but when you shake his hand it's look at this, it's like, it's like you're shaking hands with the lab skeleton.

    我喜歡拉里-金,但當你和他握手時,就像,就像你在和實驗室的骨架握手。

  • It just, it doesn't work out.

    它只是,它不工作了。

  • Its like someone put a day old bread in your head, that's what it feels like it.

    它就像有人在你的腦袋裡放了一天的麵包,這就是它的感覺。

  • I'm sorry Larry, you were the name That came to mind.

    對不起,拉里,你是我想到的名字。

  • Stand up.

    站起來。

  • Oh God, he's gonna hit your boss.

    哦,上帝,他要打你的老闆。

  • Alright, get in there, get that.

    好了,進去吧,拿著這個。

  • Alright, Alright, alright.

    好了,好了,好了。

  • It's a strong handshake.

    這是一次強有力的握手。

  • You have a strong handshake.

    你有一個強有力的握手。

  • I couldn't believe that.

    我無法相信這一點。

  • Yeah.

    是的。

  • Where did that come from?

    這句話是怎麼來的?

  • What are you talking about?

    你在說什麼呢?

  • He asked me, but why me?

    他問我,但為什麼是我?

  • It's not the strongest, that's all.

    它不是最強的,就是這樣。

  • But yes, I I just came up with a name.

    但是,是的,我我剛剛想出了一個名字。

  • I thought you were a good pal, you could take a ribbing actually.

    我以為你是個好夥伴,其實你可以接受嘲弄。

  • It was a compliment in a sense that you could think of so many people that you've met and that my name would come to mind over.

    這在某種意義上是一種恭維,你能想到這麼多你見過的人,而我的名字會在腦海中浮現。

  • what is the great compliment.

    什麼是偉大的讚美。

  • It's a great compliment.

    這是一個很好的讚美。

  • Yes so you're welcome.

    是的,所以歡迎你。

  • Now Larry we've got other fish to fry so to speak.

    現在,拉里我們有其他的魚要炸,可以這麼說。

  • I read that you are taking HGH human growth hormone.

    我看到你在服用HGH人類生長激素。

  • My wife got a package of it and I started taking it 18 years ago I take and I don't get the injections.

    我妻子買了一包,我從18年前開始服用,我服用了,我不打針。

  • I get the pills I take two in the morning to at night.

    我得到的藥丸是早上吃兩顆到晚上吃。

  • Human growth hormone.

    人類生長激素。

  • That's what wrestlers and athletes take.

    這就是摔跤手和運動員所採取的措施。

  • Why are you taking human growth hormone?

    你為什麼要服用人類生長激素?

  • Well first I don't know why it's banned in baseball and football because it's supposed to be just recover from illness faster.

    首先我不知道為什麼在棒球和橄欖球中被禁止,因為它應該只是更快地從疾病中恢復。

  • That's one of the things but it's supposed it's a performance enhancing drug.

    這是其中一件事,但它應該是一種性能增強藥物。

  • HGH And you're taking HGH.

    HGH 而你正在服用HGH。

  • Hey do you like the handshake?

    嘿,你喜歡握手嗎?

  • Anyway it's getting better but I'm just curious what that's all about.

    無論如何,它正在變得更好,但我只是好奇這到底是怎麼回事。

  • That's all okay.

    這都是可以的。

  • I've been taking it and I'm 80 years old.

    我一直在服用它,我已經80歲了。

  • I've gone through heart surgery.

    我已經經歷了心臟手術。

  • I have type two diabetes.

    我有二型糖尿病。

  • My diabetic doctor says I'm the best diabetes patient she has ever seen.

    我的糖尿病醫生說我是她見過的最好的糖尿病患者。

  • So we went over the vitamins I take and the prescriptions I take and she figures out it has to be H.

    所以我們仔細研究了我服用的維生素和處方,她發現這肯定是H。

  • G.

    G.

  • H.

    H.

  • Have you grown at all since taking H.

    服用H後,你是否有任何成長。

  • G.

    G.

  • No in fact I lost an inch.

    不,事實上我瘦了一英寸。

  • Okay but I feel that I don't get jet lag when I fly a lot.

    好吧,但我覺得我經常坐飛機就不會有時差問題了。

  • I feel terrific.

    我感覺非常好。

  • I don't feel my age.

    我不覺得我的年齡。

  • You know I'm just a bouncy and I gotta say you are very vital.

    你知道我只是一個蹦蹦跳跳的人,我得說你很有活力。

  • You're a great advertisement for H.

    你是H的一個很好的廣告。

  • G.

    G.

  • H.

    H.

  • Because it seems to be working for you and it shouldn't be banned.

    因為它似乎對你有用,不應該被禁止。

  • I don't think it shouldn't be banned.

    我不認為它不應該被禁止。

I'm ticked, You ticked.

我很生氣,你很生氣。

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