Oh and that's why everyone needs at least one gay friend.

哦，這就是為什麼每個人至少需要一個同志朋友。

Excuse me.

請原諒我。

You're being offensive.

你這是在挑釁。

Get off the stage man, you've been booing the whole show.

從舞臺上下來吧，你已經噓了整場演出了。

Are you guys having a good time guys?

你們玩得開心嗎，夥計們？

How dare you miss gender us.

你怎麼敢錯過性別我們。

You know what I work for the biggest media blog in California and you sir are canceled.

你知道嗎，我在加州最大的媒體博客工作，你先生被取消了。

Are you threatening me?

你在威脅我嗎？

It's not a threat.

這不是一種威脅。

It's a promise.

這是一個承諾。

And this is what I think about your stupid little joke.

這就是我對你這個愚蠢的小笑話的看法。

It's okay guys, it's okay.

沒關係的，夥計們，沒關係的。

She's she's a little tipsy and I'm going to turn this into a teachable moment.

她是她有點醉了，我打算把這變成一個可教的時刻。

See ma'am, you threw your drink on me like a goof and so out of all the languages in the world tonight I'm gonna speak truth.

你看，女士，你像個傻瓜一樣把你的酒潑在我身上，所以今晚在世界所有的語言中，我要說實話。

See you came to my show disrespecting all night but here's something you should know just because you're triggered.

看，你來我的節目整晚都在不尊重我，但有件事你應該知道，就因為你被觸發了。

Doesn't mean you're right.

並不意味著你是對的。

See you cancel.

見你取消。

Culture people don't fight fair.

文化人是不會公平競爭的。

You call yourself woke but you're still asleep and causing nightmares.

你稱自己是清醒的，但你仍然在睡覺，並造成了惡夢。

Excuse me I am a hero.

對不起，我是個英雄。

Fighting for social justice.

為社會正義而戰。

Social justice.

社會正義。

Here's the thing.

事情是這樣的。

Let's call it for what it is.

讓我們說說它是什麼。

21st century bullying.

21世紀的欺凌。

See honestly that's your main policy.

老實說，這是你的主要政策。

You bully someone online today apologize and then after they do you don't even accept their apology.

你今天在網上欺負別人道歉，然後在他們道歉之後，你甚至不接受他們的道歉。

How dare you?

你怎麼敢？

Where is the manager Out of here?

經理在哪裡？

No, no, no let's let's talk cancel culture.

不，不，不，讓我們來談談取消文化。

Right.

對。

Aren't you guys having fun.

你們是不是很開心。

See all jokes aside, I'm with you vicious crimes like harvey weinstein and r kelly are despicable and should be punished for show But canceling somebody for giving an opinion you don't like or telling a joke or a tweet they wrote 10 years ago and now their whole life is dismantled.

撇開所有的笑話不談，我支持你，像哈維-溫斯坦和R-凱利這樣的惡性犯罪是卑鄙的，應該受到懲罰，因為他們的表演，但取消某人的意見，你不喜歡，或講一個笑話或10年前寫的推特，現在他們的整個生活被拆除。

Man, people are not netflix subscriptions.

夥計，人們不是網飛的訂閱者。

A human being should not be canceled.

一個人不應該被取消。

Clearly you lack compassion.

顯然，你缺乏同情心。

I mean what if somebody reduced your whole life story into one chapter?

我的意思是，如果有人把你的整個人生故事縮減為一章，會怎麼樣？

I guess.

我猜。

I wouldn't like that.

我不喜歡這樣。

No, you wouldn't.

不，你不會的。

I mean, God forbid.

我的意思是，上帝保佑。

So stop calling people out.

所以不要再罵人了。

How about you call them in?

你叫他們進來怎麼樣？

Be honest inside you're dealing with a lot of anger because if you really want to change behavior, you wouldn't start a fight.

在你處理大量的憤怒時要誠實，因為如果你真的想改變行為，你就不會開始打架。

You start a conversation not to undermine but to understand that person's conscious.

你開始談話不是為了破壞，而是為了瞭解那個人的意識。

See people can be redeemed.

看到人們可以被救贖。

Everyone's story has a plot twist.

每個人的故事都有一個情節轉折。

I mean if the world met 20 year old Maya Angelou, it would have canceled her because she was a known prostitute, jesus.

我的意思是，如果這個世界遇到20歲的瑪雅-安吉洛，它就會取消她，因為她是一個眾所周知的妓女，天啊。

I mean, do we cancel martin Luther King erased all of his achievements because some historians claim on his wife, he cheated.

我的意思是，我們是否取消馬丁-路德-金的所有成就，因為一些歷史學家聲稱對他的妻子，他出軌了。

No.

沒有。

How about we realize we all make mistakes and have shadows and the greater delight.

不如我們認識到我們都會犯錯，都有陰影，都有更大的喜悅。

That shadow gets bigger.

那個影子越來越大。

Everybody raise your glass if you wish we lived in a world where we hated the sin, Not the sinner.

如果你希望我們生活在一個憎恨罪惡而不是罪人的世界裡，請大家舉杯。

See Miss, the only thing we should cancel is cancel culture and that's the truth.

看，小姐，我們唯一應該取消的是取消文化，這就是事實。

And if you don't understand that, then the real joke is on you.

如果你不明白這一點，那麼真正的笑話就在你身上。

That's my time.

那是我的時間。