Name: 賓夕法尼亞州的共和黨初選是一場大逃殺 | 普京對瑞典和芬蘭的北約競標不以為然 (PA's Republican Primary Is A MAGA Battle Royale | Putin Unfazed By Sweden & Finland NATO Bids)
Uploaded: 2022-05-20T17:02:21.000Z
Duration: 10 min 30 s

WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, TO "THE LATE SHOW."

我是你們的主持人，Stephen Colbert。

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YOU CAN FEEL THE ELECTRICITY IN THE AIR BECAUSE IT IS PRIMARY

你可以感覺到空氣中的電流，因為它是初級的。

FIVE STATES ARE CHOOSING THEIR PARTY NOMINEES FOR STATE AND

五個州正在選擇他們的黨派提名的州長和副州長人選。

FEDERAL OFFICE: PENNSYLVANIA, OREGON, IDAHO, NORTH CAROLINA,

聯邦辦公室。賓夕法尼亞州、俄勒岡州、愛達荷州、北卡羅萊納州。

OR AS ELECTION EXPERTS COLLECTIVELY KNOW THEM

TUESDAY-- NOW WE TAPE THIS SHOW EARLY-- YEAH, AND THAT MEANS WE

週二 -- 現在我們提前錄製這個節目 -- 是的，這意味著我們

DON'T KNOW THE RESULTS YET, KNOW THE RESULTS YET, BUT BY THE

還不知道結果，還不知道結果，但由

TIME THIS AIRS, THE VICTORS WILL BE CELEBRATING AND THE LOSERS

在這個節目播出的時候，勝利者將慶祝，而失敗者則是

對政府而言，這是一個特殊的大日子。

THE PARTY IS CHOOSING ITS DIRECTION FOR 2022: ORIGINAL

RECIPE NUTBALLS OR EXTRA-CRISPY COO COO CAJONES.

食譜中的堅果球或特別脆的咕咕咕咕咕咕。

NOWHERE IS THAT COMPETITION TIGHTER THAN THE KEYSTONE STATE,

沒有什麼地方比基石州的競爭更激烈。

PENNSYLVANIA, WHERE THE REPUBLICAN SENATE RACE IS A

賓夕法尼亞州，共和黨參議院選舉是一個

BATTLE ROYALE BETWEEN HEDGE FUND EXECUTIVE AND DIVORCED DAD

對沖基金經理和離婚父親之間的大決戰

VACATIONING ALONE, DAVID McCORMICK; TV CONMAN AND FUNERAL

獨自度假，戴維-麥克米克；電視CONMAN和葬禮

DIRECTOR FLIRTATIOUSLY ASKING, "IS THIS CASKET TAKEN?"

導演輕佻地問："這個棺材有人要嗎？"

DR. MEHMET OZ; AND A SURPRISE LATECOMER FORMER RADIO TALK-SHOW

博士。梅梅特-奧茲；以及一位令人驚訝的後來者--前電臺脫口秀節目主持人。

HOST AND CHRISTIAN VENTRILOQUIST WITH A FAITH-BASED DUMMY,

主持人和基督教口技表演者與一個基於信仰的假人。

AS OF THIS WEEK, McCORMICK'S INTERNAL POLLING SHOWED THE

截至本週，麥柯米克的內部民意調查顯示

CANDIDATES NECK AND NECK AND NECK, WITH McCORMICK AT 25% AND

候選者之間的競爭，與麥考密克之間的競爭是25%，而與其他競爭者之間的競爭是25%。

盎司和巴尼特以24%的比例並列。

OF THE THREE, DR. OZ HAS THE FORMER PRESIDENT'S BACKING, AND

在這三個人中，博士。盎司有前總統的支持，而且

LAST NIGHT, HE MADE SURE TO REMIND EVERYONE OF THAT.

昨晚，他一定要提醒大家這一點。

>> PRESIDENT TRUMP SAID THIS-- AND I THINK HE WAS RIGHT AND

>> 特朗普總統這樣說--我認為他是對的，而且

KIND TO SAY IT-- THAT I'M SMART, I AM TOUGH, AND I WILL NEVER LET

我想說的是，我很聰明，我很堅強，我永遠不會讓我的朋友們失望。

>> Stephen: BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING LIKE BEING CALLED SMART

>> 斯蒂芬：因為沒有什麼比被稱為 "聰明 "更好的了。

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN.

>> YOU NEVER WANT TO LET YOUR PEOPLE DOWN, SO WHEN YOU GO TO

>> 你永遠不想讓你的人失望，所以當你去到

BED AT NIGHT, PUT YOUR HEAD ON THAT SOFT PILLOW.

晚上睡覺時，把你的頭放在那個柔軟的枕頭上。

YOU KNOW OZ WILL BE DOING EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT HIM TO DO

你知道安茲會做你想讓他做的事。

CREEPIEST POLITICAL PROMISE SINCE GEORGE H.W. BUSH SAID

自喬治-H-W-布什以來最令人毛骨悚然的政治承諾說

>> Stephen: DR. OZ IS MAKING A BIG FINAL PUSH, BECAUSE

>> 斯蒂芬：博士。奧茲正在做最後的大推動，因為

BARNETTE HAS BEEN SURGING IN THE POLLS, DESPITE A LONG HISTORY OF

巴爾內特在民調中一直在飆升，儘管長期以來

BIGOTED STATEMENTS AGAINST GAY PEOPLE AND MUSLIMS.

對同性戀者和穆斯林的偏執言論。

AND THIS WEEKEND, SHE TRIED TO DEFEND HER COMMENTS ON SUNDAY

本週末，她試圖為她在週日的言論辯護

>> THE OVERWHELMING MAJORITY OF THE TWEETS THAT ARE NOW BEING

SHE'S A PERFECTLY QUALIFIED CANDIDATE FOR U.S. SENATE WHO

她是一個完全合格的美國參議員候選人，她是一個完全合格的美國參議員。

EXPLAINS HER CAMPAIGN SLOGAN: "VOTE FOR!"

解釋了她的競選口號："投票支持！"

BARNETTE SAID IT'S IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER THESE COMMENTS HAPPENED

巴爾內特說，重要的是要記住這些評論的發生

>> I CAN'T PROVIDE A LOT OF CONTEXT BECAUSE, AGAIN, IT'S

>> 我不能提供大量的背景資料，因為，同樣，它是

THAT IS HOW FAR THEY HAVE TO GO BACK TO TRY TO FIND ANYTHING

這就是他們必須回到過去才能找到的東西。

BUT KEEP IN MIND, KATHY BARNETTE IS A 50-YEAR-OLD WOMAN.

但請記住，Kathy Barnette是一個50歲的女人。

THAT'S LIKE SAYING, "LOOK, WE ALL SAY AND DO STUPID THINGS

這就像說，"看，我們都說過和做過愚蠢的事情

IT'S THAT CAREFREE 22nd SUMMER AFTER HIGH SCHOOL!"

這是高中畢業後的第22個夏天，是CAREFREE！"

AND NOW TO ADD INSURRECTION TO INJURY, THIS WEEKEND, SEVERAL

而現在，為了使叛亂更加嚴重，本週末，幾個

NEWS SITES CONFIRMED THAT THIS RIGHT HERE, IS, IN

新聞網站證實，這裡的這個東西，是在

FACT, KATHY BARNETTE MARCHING TO THE CAPITOL ON JANUARY 6,

事實上，Kathy Barnette在1月6日遊行到國會大廈。

SO SHE TRIED TO OVERTHROW AN INSTITUTION AND NOW WANTS TO

所以她試圖推翻一個機構，現在又想

THAT'S LIKE HOLDING UP A BANK AND SAYING, "PUT THE MONEY IN

這就像舉著一個銀行說，"把錢放進

另外，這似乎是一個相當不錯的工作。

我可以把我的履歷交給你們嗎？

BY THE WAY, HOW OFTEN DO THESE ROBBERIES HAPPEN?

順便問一下，這些搶劫案多久發生一次？

FOR HIS PART, THE FORMER PRESIDENT SEEMS TO BE NERVOUS

就其本身而言，前總統似乎很緊張

THAT BARNETTE'S BRAND OF INTOLERANCE WILL BEAT OUT HIS

巴爾內特的不容忍品牌將擊敗他的

FAVORITE GRIFTER, BUT HE'S HEDGING HIS BETS, PUTTING

他是最受歡迎的金光黨，但他在為自己的賭注保駕護航，把

OUT THIS STATEMENT: KATHY BARNETTE WILL NEVER BE

出這個聲明。凱西-巴內特將永遠不會成為

ABLE TO WIN THE GENERAL ELECTION AGAINST THE RADICAL LEFT

SHE HAS MANY THINGS IN HER PAST WHICH HAVE NOT BEEN PROPERLY

她在過去有很多事情沒有得到妥善處理

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