Name: 胡說八道的背後。修復柯南的杯子｜可可團隊 (Behind the Nonsense: Fix Conan's Mug | Team Coco)
Uploaded: 2022-05-20T17:00:59.000Z
Duration: 12 min 48 s

oh, it's going to be um glue this mug, a great show.

哦，這將是嗯膠水這個杯子，一個偉大的節目。

今晚，我們將有一個很好的機會。

That's another mug based sketch I was involved in.

這是我參與的另一個基於杯子的草圖。

這是一個膠水這杯傢伙，我喜歡杯子。

Hey Conan here with Andy, another edition of Behind the nonsense where we look at uh some of the sketches that seemed to come to mind after all these years.

嘿，柯南在這裡與安迪，另一個版本的背後的廢話，我們看看呃一些草圖，似乎在這些年後的腦海中。

This next sketch we're gonna talk about was written by our own dan Cronin.

接下來我們要談的這個草圖是由我們自己的丹-克羅寧寫的。

Good to see you sir, good to see you cones.

很高興見到你，先生，很高興見到你的錐子。

And also by andre du bouchet, that's right, you two wrote this sketch?

還有安德烈-杜-布謝的作品，對了，你們兩個寫了這個小品？

I haven't seen it yet, I'm just remembering, this is an example of a sketch that the beauty is how far it goes.

我還沒有看到，我只是記住了，這是一個草圖的例子，美在於它有多遠。

I think that's probably fair to say like there's not long enough, perfect length, way too long, way, way too long, and then there's just going for it in a way that starts to redeem itself and become kind of magical.

我認為這可能是公平的，就像有不夠長，完美的長度，太長，太長，太長，然後就是以一種方式去做，開始贖回自己，變得有點神奇。

This is the type of sketch at rehearsal where Andy who can sometimes very quickly just go nah, and that kills it.

這是排練中的那種小品，安迪有時可以非常迅速地說 "不"，而這就把它扼殺了。

This, this is one of those sketches where I gotta do my job.

這，這是我必須做我的工作的那些草圖之一。

Yeah, but this is one of those sketches where Andy goes to you, he looks to you and he goes, we got to do it.

是的，但這是那些安迪去找你的草圖之一，他看著你，他說，我們必須這樣做。

And so quick note this uh features the performing talents of one of the greats of all time brian stack, brian stack was just a mainstay on the old late night show.

是以，請注意，這個呃的特點是有史以來最偉大的人物之一布萊恩-斯托克的表演才能，布萊恩-斯托克只是舊的深夜節目中的一個主要角色。

He was with us for a long time with the tonight show?

他和我們一起做了很長時間的《今晚》節目？

在今晚的節目中，時間並不長。

He's with us tonight show and then he was with us a long time at TBS and then he and his family moved back to new york and he's working with Stephen Colbert where he's quite happy, brilliant writer.

他是我們今晚的節目，然後他在TBS和我們一起工作了很長時間，然後他和他的家人搬回了紐約，他和斯蒂芬-科爾伯特一起工作，在那裡他相當開心，是個出色的作家。

But I just wanted to get that shoutout to brian stack who has always did such amazing work with us.

但我只是想向一直為我們做了如此出色工作的布萊恩-斯道克大聲喊話。

Let's take a look at the sketch and then we'll discuss, I notice that the Eisenhower mug that's been on my desk for 22 years just got broken somehow.

我們先看看草圖，然後再討論。我注意到，在我桌上放了22年的艾森豪威爾杯不知怎麼就壞了。

Can someone glue this can just take a second, can someone glue this mug handle?

誰能粘一下這個罐子就可以了，誰能粘一下這個杯子的把手？

哦，是的，當然，奧布萊恩先生？

是呃，拉里-拉里-拉里，對了。

Okay, I didn't really Okay, let's get to business.

好吧，我不是真的 好吧，讓我們談正事。

There's this viral video going around that everyone's been talking.

有這樣一個病毒性的視頻，大家都在談論。

Okay, well anyway, this viral videos going around that I wanted to show you guys because it's really larry larry, can you come out here?

好吧，無論如何，這個病毒性的視頻到處流傳，我想讓你們看看，因為它真的是拉里-拉里，你能出來嗎？

Well, I'm just gluing your mug back together, like Yes.

好吧，我只是把你的杯子重新粘在一起，像Yes一樣。

But you're making a lot of noise so it's very noisy.

但是你的聲音很大，所以很吵。

Sorry, I can make less noise if you want it less glued.

對不起，如果你想讓它少點膠水，我可以少點噪音。

但如果可以的話，你能不能快點。

Here's your mug mr O'brien include just like you wanted.

這是你的杯子，奧布賴恩先生，包括如你所願。

哦，我的上帝，我們告訴他要慢慢來。

But then Larry's exact words were screw safety.

但後來拉里的原話是：螺絲釘安全。

這傢伙在這裡工作了多長時間？

We just want to thank you to you and your family for all the beautiful flowers and of course, the edible arrangements.

我們只想感謝你和你的家人，感謝你所有美麗的鮮花，當然還有可食用的安排。

Well, you know, it's the least I could do for Larry.

好吧，你知道，這是我至少可以為拉里做的。

The industry has ever known without further ado, please welcome us Secretary of Education.

該行業有史以來，沒有進一步的瞭解，請歡迎我們的教育部長。

In addition to gluing Hollywood mugs for over 30 years.

除了為好萊塢的馬克杯上膠之外，還做了30多年的工作。

Lawrence Jorgensen was a tireless advocate for musical education through his program.

勞倫斯-喬根森通過他的項目為音樂教育做出了不懈的倡導。

Larry donated woodwind instruments to over 400,000 students across the United States today we welcome several Tooting Tots representing the Burbank school district playing an original composition entitled greatest mug guy ever.

拉里向全美國40多萬名學生捐贈了木管樂器，今天我們歡迎幾位代表伯班克學區的 "嘟嘟寶貝 "演奏題為 "有史以來最偉大的泥人 "的原創作品。

Please note for most of these students, tonight is their first time picking up a musical instrument and it's all thanks to Larry, you know, I'm sorry those kids are kind of old to be called Tots and I think they should practice before you let them on television and you're right, this has gone on a little too long Mr O'brien, Please enjoy this brief tribute video, handsome Georgian soon.

請注意，對於這些學生中的大多數人來說，今晚是他們第一次拿起樂器，這一切都要感謝拉里，你知道，我很抱歉，這些孩子被稱為Tots有點老了，我認為他們應該在你讓他們上電視之前進行練習，你是對的，這已經有點太長了，O'brien先生，請欣賞這個簡短的致敬視頻，英俊的喬治亞人很快。

How did you have time to make that thing?

We're always thinking ahead mr Alright, okay, we're going to take a break.

我們總是提前考慮到mr 好吧，好吧，我們要休息一下。

I'm gonna figure out just what the hell just happened when we come back, keith Urban's here, there is so much to talk about, keith Urban, that's the funniest part, The funniest part.

等我們回來的時候，我要弄清楚剛才到底發生了什麼，凱斯-厄本在這裡，有很多事情要談，凱斯-厄本，這是最有趣的部分，最有趣的部分。

Urban, well the funniest part is keith Urban had to sit through that, I have to say, I have to say that the purpose or almost the mission statement of the show from the very beginning was imagine people at home seeing this, this went into people's homes and they're watching it and my mug breaks and someone goes to help it and then this whole thing keeps unfolding until he's a Norse God in Iraq, I didn't know somewhere, I might have it.

烏爾班，好吧，最有趣的部分是凱斯-烏爾班不得不坐在那裡，我不得不說，我不得不說，從一開始這個節目的目的或幾乎是任務聲明是想象人們在家裡看到這個，這進入了人們的家庭，他們正在看它，我的杯子打破了，有人去幫助它，然後這整個事情一直展開，直到他在伊拉克是一個北歐神，我不知道在哪裡，我可能有它。

There's footage of you at rehearsal when you come right out of it and you're grabbing your eyes and you're just you're trying to say something and kona goes what goes on So fucking log.

有一段你在排練時的錄像，當你從排練中出來時，你抓住你的眼睛，你只是你想說些什麼，科納就說什麼了，所以他媽的日誌。

And the fact that that was beamed into people's homes and it was supported by these big companies with all this money.

而事實上，這被傳送到了人們的家裡，而且是由這些大公司用所有這些錢支持的。

I mean General Motors used to have the same feeling back at NBC which is we would take all this money that was generated by shows that were really popular like Friends and and right down the middle, you know.

我的意思是，通用汽車公司過去在NBC也有同樣的感覺，那就是我們會把所有這些由真正受歡迎的節目產生的錢拿出來，比如《朋友》和正中間，你知道。

And we would take all the money that was generated by that stuff and they would give us some of it and we would take it and go thanks a lot and then beam this stuff that nobody asked for.

我們會拿著那些東西產生的所有錢，他們會給我們一些錢，我們會拿著這些錢去感謝很多人，然後把這些沒有人要求的東西拿出來。

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