is just to make somebody else do it.

就是要讓別人來做。

(birds singing) (bright music)

(鳥兒歌唱) (明亮的音樂)

It's "Sona Fixes Your Life."

它是 "索納修復你的生活"。

(bells chime)

(鐘聲響起)

@_m_verifed says,

@_m_verifed說。

"How do you discipline your children?"

"你是如何管教你的孩子的？"

Well, they're four months.

嗯，他們是四個月。

So we don't really discipline them yet.

所以我們還沒有真正對他們進行懲戒。

But how do you discipline your child?

但你如何管教你的孩子呢？

Again, like I said, I'm an expert,

再次，正如我所說，我是一個專家。

so obviously I know this.

所以顯然我知道這一點。

How do you discipline them?

你如何管教他們？

I, can you bribe them with candy?

我，你可以用糖果來賄賂他們嗎？

That's bad. That's bad.

這很糟糕。這是很糟糕的。

That's what you shouldn't do.

這就是你不應該做的。

'Cause there's sugar. Can you withhold stuff?

因為有糖。你能扣留東西嗎？

No, I don't know.

不，我不知道。

I don't know. Time out?

我不知道。暫停？

What did the Supernanny do?

超級保姆做了什麼？

Again, I'm an expert. I have a rocker next to me.

再說一遍，我是個專家。我旁邊有一個搖椅。

I think that you have to...

我認為，你必須...

You know what? Make somebody else do it.

你知道嗎？讓別人來做吧。

This is my answer for everything

這是我對一切的回答

is just to make somebody else do it.

就是要讓別人來做。

You're welcome.

不客氣。

@adv.dilabi says, "Which twin is your favorite

@adv.dilabi說，"你最喜歡哪對雙胞胎？

and why does the other ones suck?"

以及為什麼其他的人都很糟糕？"

I don't have a favorite. Course I don't have a favorite.

我沒有最喜歡的。當然，我沒有最喜歡的。

They're both perfect in their own ways.

他們在各自的方面都很完美。

I mean, and they both suck in their own ways too,

我的意思是，他們也都有各自的缺點。

if I'm gonna be honest with you.

如果我跟你說實話。

Obviously they're really sweet. I love him so much.

顯然，他們真的很可愛。我非常愛他。

I'm obsessed with them. They're really cute.

我對它們很著迷。他們真的很可愛。

But also Charlie screams.

但也有查理的尖叫聲。

We call him the Pterodactyl

我們稱他為 "翼龍"。

and he's like, sometimes he can be a Dick.

和他一樣，有時他可以成為一個迪克。

And then Mikey is just like,

然後Mikey就像。

lately he's going through this thing

最近他正在經歷這件事

where he's just like (moans)

在那裡，他只是喜歡（呻吟）。

so he can also be a Dick sometimes.

所以他有時也會成為一個迪克。

I mean, I love them so much

我的意思是，我非常喜歡他們

and I shouldn't be calling my boys dicks.

而且我不應該叫我的孩子們為雞巴。

But do I have a favorite?

但我有喜歡的嗎？

No. And why does the other one suck?

沒有，那為什麼另一個人很差勁呢？

I have reasons for why they suck, but they,

我有理由解釋為什麼他們很糟糕，但他們。

I don't have a favorite.

我沒有一個最喜歡的。

There's no way I can never have a favorite.

我不可能永遠有一個最愛。

I'm obsessed with both of them.

我對這兩個人都很著迷。

But yeah, they both kind of suck

但是，是的，他們都有點糟糕

in their own ways if I'm gonna be honest.

如果我想說實話，他們有自己的方式。

There's always room for improvement.

總是有改進的餘地。

And I think that hopefully they'll improve in some aspect.

而且我認為，希望他們在某些方面會有所改進。

I love them so much. I'm obsessed with them.

我非常喜歡它們。我為他們著迷。

Let me just reiterate that.

讓我重申這一點。

But sometimes they suck.

但有時他們很糟糕。

@mmannar says,

@mmannar說。

"What kind of crate is good for storing twins?"

"什麼樣的板條箱適合儲存雙胞胎？"

Obviously an apple crate.

顯然是一個蘋果箱。

You just stick them in there, put the lid on,

你只要把它們插在裡面，把蓋子蓋上。

we're good to go.

我們就可以走了。

You're welcome.

不客氣。

@nomnomderp says, "What cries more, twins or Conan?"

@nomnomderp說，"什麼哭得更厲害，雙胞胎還是柯南？"

Conan. You're welcome.

柯南。不客氣。

(bells chime)

(鐘聲響起)