I think at one point I had like 19 cats in my house.

我想有一次我的房子裡有19只貓。

It was insanity.

這是精神錯亂。

Every time.

每一次都是如此。

No matter what letter you had, they would get diarrhea.

不管你有什麼信，他們都會腹瀉。

They would just have explosive diarrhea all over the place.

他們就會有爆炸性的腹瀉，到處都是。

I had to get rid of one of my couches because this one, this one litter from hell.

我不得不扔掉我的一個沙發，因為這個沙發，這個來自地獄的垃圾。

They tore a hole underneath the couch.

他們在沙發下面撕了一個洞。

They crawled inside and they had explosive diarrhea all over this couch.

他們爬進屋裡，在這個沙發上到處是爆炸性的腹瀉。

But I have cleaned so many little diarrhea bodies in my bathtub.

但我在浴缸裡清洗過很多小腹瀉的屍體。

I can never use it again.

我再也無法使用它了。

So, I love a good bath but never get in my own bathtub.

所以，我喜歡好好洗個澡，但從來沒有進過自己的浴缸。

I don't know.

我不知道。

I just feel like some people when they become super, super famous, they become kind of like real pushy or very short with you or whatever.

我只是覺得有些人當他們變得超級、超級有名的時候，他們會變得有點像真正的出風頭，或者對你非常簡短或其他。

Light my candles can make my coffee drawn my bath.

點燃我的蠟燭可以讓我的咖啡吸引我洗澡。

I hope you enjoy it.

我希望你喜歡它。

Anything else.

其他任何事情。

Um, good luck.

嗯，好運氣。

Good one.

好一個。

You got me.

你問倒我了。

Yeah, mm hmm.

是的，mm hmm。

We are going to watch Dune tonight, which I am very excited about.

我們今晚要看《沙丘》，我對它非常興奮。

I need me Sam's India and some timothy shammalah stat.

我需要Sam's India和一些timothy shammalah。

It's gonna give me clear skin.

這將使我的皮膚變得透明。

I have no doubt in my mind.

我心中毫不懷疑。

I'm gonna walk out of dune and be completely rejuvenated.

我將走出沙丘，完全恢復活力。

Perhaps have a baby face after this because I will just be completely reborn.

也許在這之後會有一張嬰兒臉，因為我將完全重生。

Well, well, well, bobby's thank you, Jason.

好吧，好吧，好吧，鮑比的謝謝你，傑森。

I'm always vlogging now.

我現在總是在發微博。

This is my life.

這就是我的生活。

You just want a chicken thing.

你只是想要一個雞的東西。

They didn't cut this.

他們沒有削減這個。

This is no one.

這不是什麼人。

I tried to do this.

我試圖這樣做。

Look, no, there's no cuts.

看，不，沒有削減。

They didn't cut the cold side cuts.

他們沒有切割冷的側切。

Someone gave it a haphazardly kind of how I know.

有人給了它一個胡亂的種類，我怎麼知道。

Nobody gave it a haphazard anything.

沒有人給它一個胡亂的東西。

Wait, okay.

等等，好吧。

You have to lick the back like squid game.

你必須像魷魚遊戲一樣舔舐背部。

Yeah.

是的。

Oh yeah, look at look at Oh my God, that's that's very, I don't know because it's like straight glad we got Sushi.

哦，是的，看，看，哦，我的上帝，那是那是非常，我不知道，因為它像直高興我們得到了壽司。

Jason looks delighted.

傑森看起來很高興。

So weird.

太奇怪了。

I've never seen a pizza.

我從來沒有見過比薩餅。

Not cut, have you?

沒有切，你有嗎？

What a privileged life thoughts on the movie on the movie.

關於電影的電影，多麼優越的生活思想。

It was excellently well shown.

這是很好的表現。

Worth sending this to me.

值得把這個寄給我。

I thought it was really beautiful.

我認為這真的很美。

I thought the sand worm looked like a little unexpected.

我認為沙蟲看起來像一個小意外。

Um, Jason, what do you think of the movie?

嗯，傑森，你覺得這部電影怎麼樣？

I thought it was very beautiful.

我認為它非常漂亮。

Mad because I wanted more of it.

瘋了，因為我想要更多的東西。

I thought it could've been a really great mini series.

我認為這可能是一個真正偉大的迷你係列。

I think Danny Villeneuve is a great director.

我認為丹尼-維倫紐夫是一個偉大的導演。

I however, I feel like I really, really wanted.

然而，我覺得我真的很想。

We were never gonna get it simply because you think you're talking to right now.

我們永遠不會得到它，只是因為你認為你現在在和正確的人說話。

It's a great movie, but it needs to be way longer.

這是一部偉大的電影，但它需要更長的時間。

Jason can go ahead and slate for the camera please.

傑森可以繼續前進，請對著鏡頭滑動。

Yes, my name is Michelle Macedo and I'm auditioning for the role of dramatic lamentations.

是的，我的名字是米歇爾-馬塞多，我正在試演戲劇性的哀樂。

Hold on, full body slate.

堅持住，全身石板。

Please show me your hands.

請讓我看看你的手。

Great.

很好。

Okay, ma'am.

好的，女士。

We didn't say Jason.

我們沒有說傑森。

You're not in the condition.

你不在這個條件下。

He's such a showboat and action.

他就是這樣一個炫耀和行動的人。

Can you imagine there's a sand where I'm coming for you.

你能想象有一個沙子，我在那裡為你而來。

Okay, but you're still a desert person with electrifying blue eyes.

好吧，但你仍然是一個沙漠人，有一雙電光石火的藍眼睛。

Okay.

好的。

one.

一。

And whenever you're ready, action, Okay.

只要你準備好了，就行動，好的。

Focus and be in the desert.

集中精力，置身於沙漠中。

Okay, Let's hear it.

好吧，讓我們來聽聽。

And action, wow, that's beautiful.

和行動，哇，那是美麗的。

Can you smolder?

你能薰陶嗎？

Smolder?

薰陶？

Yeah, we need you to smolder a bit.

是的，我們需要你薰陶一下。

We're going to our next audition.

我們要去參加下一次試演。

Can you please slate, sir?

能否請你滑動一下，先生？

Yeah, sir.

是的，先生。

Can you say Hi, I'm Jeff clark.

你能說你好嗎，我是傑夫-克拉克。

I'm here for the role of Desert.

我是為沙漠的角色而來。

Alright, wow, that was, wow.

好吧，哇，那是，哇。

Yeah, I'll do it.

是的，我會做的。

Okay, Are you sure you don't want to audition for the emperor or the what are you doing?

好吧，你確定你不想為皇帝試鏡或者你在做什麼？

Thank you.

謝謝你。

Okay, I'm sorry.

好吧，我很抱歉。

It actually went and I thank you so much.

它實際上去了，我非常感謝你。

Thank you so much.

非常感謝你。

You just want to run in real life.

你只是想在現實生活中跑步。

Thank you.

謝謝你。

Thank you.

謝謝你。

Thank you all so much for auditioning for $250 million dude.

非常感謝你們為2.5億美元的花花公子進行試鏡。

Yeah.

是的。

Mhm.

嗯。

Work.

工作。

Oh my You're ridiculous.

哦，我的你太可笑了。

Right.

對。