C.

C.

Olympics.

奧運會。

The most prestigious games you ever will see on Youtube probably today.

你在Youtube上看到的最負盛名的遊戲可能是今天。

What have we got coming up on the T.

我們在 "T "上有什麼進展？

C.

C.

Olympics, demonic shootout a thing with hips and the rice race where people put rice in a bowl in a race.

奧運會，惡魔槍戰一個有臀部的東西，以及人們在比賽中把米放在碗裡的大米比賽。

I am chris broad.

我是Chris broad。

I'm your host for this most prestigious games.

我是這個最負盛名的遊戲的主持人。

And who have we got coming up?

那我們有誰要來呢？

We have six contestants.

我們有六個參賽者。

123456 from six exotic lands.

來自六個異國他鄉的123456。

The first, of course is a key dearest from America.

首先，當然是來自美國的一個關鍵的最親愛的人。

Usa, look at her go, there's Toki Doki Emma from Australia with her green watering can, which she loves so dearly Natasha from Singapore who likes to type upside down and do quirky positions.

美國，看看她，還有來自澳洲的Toki Doki Emma帶著她的綠色澆水壺，她非常喜歡這個澆水壺，來自新加坡的Natasha喜歡倒立打字和做古怪的姿勢。

There's Alex from Malaysia who is well just the coolest by far.

有一個來自馬來西亞的亞歷克斯，他是迄今為止最酷的人。

Let's face it Sharla Million from Canada who's wearing the most green shirt I think I've ever seen and of course little giant Suri from Japan with melon bigger than her own head, brilliant.

讓我們面對現實吧，來自加拿大的Sharla Million穿著我認為是我見過的最綠的襯衫，當然還有來自日本的小巨人Suri，她的瓜子比她自己的頭還大，很精彩。

And today's first game is Ed and mommy's shoe town.

而今天的第一場比賽是埃德和媽媽的鞋城。

We have to shoot as many pieces of edamame soybeans 50 centimeters away into a mug in one minute.

我們必須在一分鐘內將50釐米遠的江米大豆射入杯中，射出儘可能多的碎片。

How many can our contestants get into that mug?

我們的參賽者能把多少東西放進那個杯子裡？

Let's find out.

讓我們拭目以待。

Alright, I've got my edamame.

好了，我已經得到了我的毛豆。

I don't have very many.

我沒有很多。

Hopefully this is enough.

希望這已經足夠了。

One minute on the clock.

一分鐘的時間。

Let's go, Oh my God, this is so hard.

我們走吧，哦，我的上帝，這太難了。

Not off to a great start, admittedly, I'm not kidding.

沒有一個好的開始，誠然，我不是在開玩笑。

I got one.

我有一個。

I got one eight seconds.

我得到了一個八秒。

She's gonna need to wipe this table a lot after this game is over.

這場比賽結束後，她會需要經常擦拭這張桌子。

What about the animals?

那些動物呢？

I got three.

我有三個。

Well done Charlotte.

做得好，夏洛特。

She's set the bar pretty late.

她把標準定得很晚。

Let's see what our next contestant can do.

讓我們看看我們的下一位參賽者能做什麼。

I'm just gonna put them on the table because I feel like it's more effective to reach for the end and mommy like this, I'm so nervous.

我就把它們放在桌子上，因為我覺得伸手不見五指，媽媽這樣做更有效，我太緊張了。

Oh my God!

哦，我的天啊

Go!

走吧!

Oh who?

哦，誰？

Oh am I even going to get one in?

哦，我到底能不能進一個？

Can I get one, please?

請給我一個，好嗎？

Come on.

來吧。

This is harder than I planned for the video to be.

這比我計劃的視頻要難。

Oh my God shit, Come On!

哦，我的天哪，來吧！

one.

一。

Oh my God.

哦，我的上帝。

Mhm.

嗯。

And I thought charlotte was bad, It's not going well.

我還以為夏洛特很糟糕，現在情況不妙。

Oh, that was so close.

哦，太接近了。

Oh my God, no.

哦，我的上帝，不。

Oh my God, go on.

哦，我的上帝，繼續。

Let's not sugarcoat it.

讓我們不要掩飾它。

That was a ship show charlotte set the bar light here, Natasha kind of pushed the bar down even further.

那是一個船展，夏洛特在這裡設置了一個標準，娜塔莎有點把標準推得更低了。

Go, tell her you got to lose it up.

去吧，告訴她你得失去它。

Damn it.

該死的。

No, there must be like a physics to this.

不，一定有像物理學這樣的東西。

This is hard.

這很難。

All the edamame beans seem to be going off to the left of the screen, aren't they?

所有的江米豆似乎都在向螢幕的左邊走去，不是嗎？

I wonder if there's some sort of scientific reason behind that or if it's just because everyone's rubbish firing Goddammit, karate chops the air, Goddammit!

我想知道這背後是否有某種科學原因，或者只是因為每個人都是垃圾發射，該死的，空手道劈開空氣，該死的！"。

I got zero.

我得到的是零。

It says you can have them frozen or boiled you were you were I got zero.

它說你可以讓它們冷凍或煮沸，你是你是我得到了零。

Sorry guys.

對不起，夥計們。

Oh dear.

哦，親愛的。

This seems to be getting progressively worse.

這似乎是在逐步惡化。

We've gone from 3 to 1 to zero.

我們已經從3到1變成了0。

Not very good, lucky.

不是很好，很幸運。

Not very good.

不是很好。

Let's see what we can do.

讓我們看看我們能做什麼。

21 go.

21去。

Oh that's actually pretty good.

哦，這其實是很好的。

Oh my God, I'm going in my poor bedroom floor.

哦，我的上帝，我將在我可憐的臥室地板上。

Goddammit!

該死的！

Come on guys, where's your, where's your, please?

來吧，夥計們，你的，你的在哪裡，請？

I'm amazed.

我很驚奇。

I got one in.

我進了一個。

Ah that was good, don't worry, I'm going to wash all these and eat them.

啊，這很好，別擔心，我要把這些都洗乾淨，然後吃掉。

I got 13 seconds.

我得到了13秒。

Go Go seven.

走吧走吧七。

No, no, come on man, I can't believe I got one in.

不，不，來吧，夥計，我不能相信我得到了一個在。

I'm still excited about it.

我仍然對它感到興奮。

Ah Well I got one beat that.

好吧，我有個辦法可以打敗它。

Well somebody has beaten Emma.

好在有人打敗了艾瑪。

Unfortunately this is ridiculous.

不幸的是，這很荒唐。

I thought charlotte was like going to be the loser.

我以為夏洛特就像要成為失敗者。

I made some big assumptions.

我做了一些大的假設。

Currently she's leading with three.

目前，她以3人領先。

Let's see what our next contestant can do.

讓我們看看我們的下一位參賽者能做什麼。

Can someone finally topple charlotte from her number one spot?

終於有人能把夏洛特從她的頭號位置上推翻了嗎？

It's yuri I hope this will be my lucky charm.

它是尤里，我希望這將是我的幸運符。

Yeah, it's how is it possible, Tony my house's main message.

是的，這怎麼可能呢，託尼我家的主要資訊。

This is a really terrifying camera angle as well because the cameras just behind the mug.

這也是一個非常可怕的攝像角度，因為攝影機就在杯子的後面。

So I feel like the end of money coming out of the screen, hitting me in the face like a four D.

所以我覺得錢的盡頭從螢幕裡出來，像一個四D一樣打在我的臉上。

Experience.

經驗。

But again, not a great performance idea.

但同樣，這也不是一個偉大的表演理念。

This is probably a pretty, it's a pretty hard challenge, isn't it?

這可能是一個漂亮的，這是一個相當困難的挑戰，不是嗎？

My result is zero.

我的結果是零。

That was that was terrible.

那是那是可怕的。

What about Alex?

亞歷克斯呢？

How can Alex do one of all the mugs we've seen so far in this first game.

在這第一場比賽中，我們到目前為止看到的所有杯具中，亞歷克斯怎麼能做一個。

That is definitely my favorite.

這絕對是我的最愛。

Don't touch me peasant week before she cheating.

在她出軌之前，不要碰我這個農民周。

She just throw it in.

她只是把它扔進去。

Ah, disqualified.

啊，被取消資格了。

Take her points away, shocking behavior.

把她的分數拿走，令人震驚的行為。

Some serious miscounting going on here, Alex is quickly losing all credibility.

這裡發生了一些嚴重的計算錯誤，亞歷克斯正在迅速失去所有的可信度。

That is she established in her little morning montage at the start video and one skin that counts, right?

這是她在開始視頻時的小早蒙太奇中建立的，也是一個算數的皮膚，對嗎？

No, no Alex, not four points, zero points.

不，不，亞歷克斯，不是4分，是0分。

Disqualified as our first game over Edamame is shootout.

取消資格，因為我們的第一場比賽對Edamame的比賽是槍戰。

But how did our players do in last place?

但我們的球員在最後一名的表現如何？

Because she got disqualified for cheating on charlotte leading the board in first place with her pitiful number of three edamame soybeans.

因為她因為在夏洛特身上作弊而被取消了資格，以她可憐的三顆江米黃豆的數量領先於董事會，位居第一。

Not a great start, is it?

不是一個好的開始，是嗎？

But then again, it was a pretty hard game and one that I don't particularly want to play.

但話說回來，這是一個相當難的遊戲，而且是一個我並不特別想玩的遊戲。

What's our next game?

我們的下一場比賽是什麼？

What we've got lined up.

我們已經排好了隊。

Its two m hip dash where our contestants have to swivel their way across the floor without using their hands and they have to get their body across the two m line.

它的兩米臀部衝刺，我們的參賽者必須在不使用手的情況下旋轉穿過地板，他們必須讓自己的身體穿過兩米線。

Okay, two m hip dash you want to represent?

好的，你想代表的兩個m臀部衝刺？

I'm gonna do this as fast as I can.

我將以最快的速度做這件事。

Yo look at her go!

喲，看她走了！

I love the commitment.

我喜歡這種承諾。

The fact she's like wrote her legs together like joe is holding her hostage, but look at her go 10 seconds and she's done it in 10 seconds, impressive start.

事實上，她就像把雙腿寫在一起，就像喬在挾持她一樣，但看她走了10秒，她在10秒內就完成了，令人印象深刻的開始。

That was a fast But slide.

那是一個快速的But滑動。

What can I say?

我還能說什麼呢？

Americans were good at.

美國人擅長的是。

But sliding, you heard it here.

但是滑動，你在這裡聽到了。

1st.

第一名。

Next up is Natasha and she's going incredible speed like a Ferrari of hip dashing seven seconds.

接下來是娜塔莎，她的速度令人難以置信，就像一輛臀部瀟灑七秒的法拉利。

Absolutes toppled our last contestant.

絕對論推翻了我們的最後一位參賽者。

Did I win?

我贏了嗎？

Sure he's off to a good start.

當然，他有一個好的開始。

Look at her face, look at her face.

看看她的臉，看看她的臉。

No, I've never seen anything quite as disturbing as this since I've seen the ring.

不，自從我看到這個戒指以來，我從未見過如此令人不安的事情。

Thank you.

謝謝你。

eight seconds in the 2nd place.

8秒，排在第二位。

I'm gonna say it's first or not, and charlotte is off, not really making much progress here.

我想說的是，不管是不是第一，夏洛特都不在，這裡沒有什麼進展。

This is not good, easily the worst so far.

這不是好事，很容易成為迄今為止最糟糕的情況。

Mhm.

嗯。

Disqualified because she didn't even get her hips over the line, absolute fucking shit show.

被取消資格是因為她的臀部甚至沒有過線，絕對是他媽的狗屎表演。

Can we swear in these?

我們可以用這些東西發誓嗎？

Next up is cereal cheetah Alex.

接下來是穀類獵豹亞歷克斯。

Let's see how she'll do one.

讓我們看看她將如何做一個。

I mean, the floor doesn't look ideal for this doesn't look like it has the sliding, but there it's no, no, no.

我的意思是，地板看起來並不理想，這看起來不像是有滑動，但那裡是沒有，沒有，沒有。

I mean, she kind of didn't really do it, but we'll just say that's 10 seconds.

我的意思是，她有點沒有真正做到這一點，但我們只說那是10秒鐘。

11 seconds.

11秒。

Next up is Toki Doki Emma flying the flag for Australia ready set go.

接下來是Toki Doki Emma為澳洲懸掛旗幟，準備出發。

Oh, completely different kind of movement there.

哦，那裡的運動完全不同。

It's not much swiveling going on.

這並不是什麼旋轉的事情。

It's kind of she's using her legs, which feels a little bit like cheating, which might be why she got 10 seconds did it, but I did it in a way that I don't know if I was allowed to do it that way.

這有點像她在用腿，感覺有點像作弊，這可能是她得到10秒的原因，但我做的方式，我不知道是否允許我這樣做。

Our winner for this game is Natasha kicking.

我們這場比賽的獲勝者是娜塔莎踢球。

Everyone's ask quite literally almost Over hip dash line with seven seconds.

每個人的問話都很實在地幾乎超過了臀部衝刺線的7秒。

An impressive speed.

一個令人印象深刻的速度。

Well done in second place.

第二名的成績很好。

Little giant Suri.

小巨人蘇里。

She might be little but she's a giant when it comes to hit dash.

她可能很小，但當涉及到打擊衝刺時，她是一個巨人。

Third place.

第三名。

Toki Doki Emma with her unique technique.

Toki Doki Emma用她獨特的技術。

Sixth place charlotte, who is disqualified for not even finishing the game.

第六名夏洛特，因為甚至沒有完成比賽而被取消資格。

Utter disaster.

徹底的災難。

Our third and final game for today is high.

我們今天的第三場也是最後一場比賽是高。

I ha she literally fast chopsticks where our contestants have to get tiny miniscule grains of rice from one place to another using nothing but chopsticks.

我哈，她真的是快筷子，我們的參賽者必須用筷子把微小的米粒從一個地方送到另一個地方。

How many can they do in one minute?

他們在一分鐘內能做多少個？

Let's find out what it's quite frustrating when I've done this and it's really really quite annoying and she's off.

我們來看看，當我做了這件事後，它是相當令人沮喪的，它真的是相當令人討厭的，她關了。

She's doing alright.

她做得很好。

I'm using this chopstick because I thought good to carry.

我使用這支筷子是因為我認為好攜帶。

All right.

好的。

Born and raised in Japan surely does have an advantage over other contestants such as a key charlotte and Emma.

在日本出生和長大的人肯定比其他參賽者有優勢，如一個關鍵的夏洛特和艾瑪。

I'm so good.

我太厲害了。

Yes, it looks not bad.

是的，它看起來還不錯。

Okay, let's count pretty good, pretty good.

好吧，讓我們來數一數，相當不錯的。

My score is 73 73 enough to make one piece of Nigiri sushi.

我的分數是73分，足夠做一塊Nigiri壽司。

That's pretty cool.

那是相當酷的。

What do we got for our next contestant?

我們的下一個參賽者是什麼？

How can they do?

他們怎麼能這樣做呢？

Alright, let's go.

好了，我們走吧。

She couldn't finish the last challenge, but how can charlotte do this time around in high.

她不能完成最後的挑戰，但夏洛特這次怎麼能在高處做。

I had silence.

我有沉默。

Look at her fingers doing some sort of weird finger movement with her left hand like a circle.

看她的手指在用左手做某種奇怪的手指運動，像一個圓圈。

Is that secret to success.

這就是成功的祕訣。

We're about to find out.

我們馬上就要知道了。

It's so stressful.

它是如此的緊張。

Okay, 1919.

好的，1919年。

That was harder than I thought.

這比我想象的要難。

Absolutes rubbish compared to your I'm going to make an assumption that charlotte can do better than Jackie because she's lived here in japan longer and been using chopsticks longer.

絕對是垃圾，與你相比，我要做一個假設，夏洛特能比傑姬做得更好，因為她在日本生活的時間更長，使用筷子的時間更長。

How can a key do I think I'll do better with this one So that further ado start.

如何能用一個鑰匙做，我想我會用這個鑰匙做得更好，這樣就可以進一步開始。

Oh, stink.

哦，惡臭。

Mhm.

嗯。

I have none.

我沒有。

One.

一。

No.

沒有。

Mr mr cup entirely.

先生的杯子完全。

Look at her face, look at the concentration.

看看她的臉，看看她的注意力。

Okay, I'm doing a little bit better here.

好吧，我在這裡做得稍微好一點。

This is what we've been missing for the olympics dang.

這就是我們在奧運會上所缺少的東西。

It's such a shame that it was canceled.

它被取消了，真是太可惜了。

Okay, let's count 1819, 2021 I got 21 grains of rice.

好吧，讓我們算算1819年，2021年我有21粒米。

That's more than Charlotte.

這比夏洛特還多。

Right?

對嗎？

21 grains of rice, Charlotte nailed it.

21粒米，夏洛特釘住了。

Well done.

做得好。

I think I won maybe.

我想我可能贏了。

I don't know.

我不知道。

I don't know how anyone else is doing.

我不知道其他人的情況如何。

All right, one minute timer starting.

好了，一分鐘的計時器開始。

No.

沒有。

And she's off.

然後她就走了。

Is she gonna cheat?

她會出軌嗎？

Like she did in the first game, is she just gonna pick up the grains of rice and throw them in so far?

就像她在第一場比賽中所做的那樣，她是否只是要撿起米粒，然後把它們扔到這麼遠的地方？

She's doing all right.

她做得很好。

Mm hmm, mm hmm.

嗯哼，嗯哼。

Bye.

再見。

Two one.

兩個一。

There we go.

我們走吧。

44, 46, 46, baby, 46, baby.

44，46，46，寶貝，46，寶貝。

And she puts herself firmly into second place.

而她把自己牢牢地放在了第二位。

Well done, Alex, threatening the camera with the chopsticks.

幹得好，亞歷克斯，用筷子威脅相機。

Next up is Natasha.

接下來是娜塔莎。

It doesn't look like she's doing one grain at a time, does it?

看起來她不像是在做一粒一粒的事情，是嗎？

She's just scooping them up with chopsticks.

她只是用筷子把它們舀起來。

Come on, come on, come on, come on.

來吧，來吧，來吧，來吧。

That was nothing.

這不算什麼。

I picked up nothing.

我什麼也沒撿到。

My hand is quite big.

我的手相當大。

Is this cheating?

這算不算作弊？

Yes, you didn't say anything.

是的，你什麼都沒說。

You just say from one plate to the other places.

你只是說從一個盤子到其他地方。

Am I right?

我說的對嗎？

Is this considered cheating?

這算是作弊嗎？

This is still my chopstick skills gen I Okay, let's count how many grains surprise one, two, One, Is that first place?

這還是我的筷子技術流派呢 好吧，我們來數數有多少粒驚喜吧 一，二，一，這是第一名嗎？

Although I'm not sure, it feels a little bit Chiti to me, the way she's kind of scoop them out and held the bowl so I'm tempted to disqualify her.

雖然我不確定，但我覺得她舀出這些東西並拿著碗的方式有點像Chiti，所以我很想取消她的資格。

I have a think.

我有一個想法。

Here we get time starts now.

在這裡，我們得到的時間現在開始。

Oh no cooking in a hand in a kind of awkward way that's making this a lot more difficult than it needs to be.

哦，不，是用一種尷尬的方式在做飯，這讓這個問題變得比它需要的要難得多。

Maybe if I filled the tub up with rice completely, it would be a lot easier, wow, I even missed the plate.