the negative emotion of contempt.

"I'm an American soldier"

Now most brands take the positive approach, showing customers they're part of an exclusive

club.

"A few years ago I decided to push myself further. College, graduate school, degrees

in aeronautics engineering."

Wow, and the brand message is that if you join the army, you can be part of the super-achiever

club too! This is striving marketing. But on the opposite side of the brand divide is

demeaning marketing.

"There is nothing like the sweet deal on a brand-new snowboard. All shiny and slick with

these, awesome, boot, holder, things. Who am I kidding I don't even like going outside."

And if you're someone who actually knows how to snowboard or does any sports, you were

just delivered a wonderfully satisfying hit of superiority. Demeaning marketing delivers

a double hit. First off, it's just really entertaining to watch people make fools of

themselves. Secondly, the customers gets the guilty pleasure of seeing themselves as superior.

At least I'm not as bad as this guy.

"So how's my day look. Well 930 to one you send funny pics to your wife from 1 to 115

texting your son throughout recess. 115 to 3 exchange flicks with your daughter 3 to

4 texting aimlessly to everyone and at four a budget meeting. I can push the meeting to

another day. Let's go with that. okay. Verizon wireless lets you share more with your family."

The customer gets a nice chuckle, but the ad also delivers a delightful dose of contempt

for that lazy boss back at their office who's always telling them what to do. A lot of these

ads will have at it on the people and situations the customer hates the most. This next ad

takes a shot at the whiners all of us endure in our lives.

"Can switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Does a former drill

seargant make a terrible therapist? And that's why yellow makes me sad I think. That's interesting.

You know what makes me sad? YOU DO. Maybe we should chug on over to mamby pamby land

where maybe we can find some self-confidence for you you jackwagon. Tissue? Crybaby. Geico,

15 minutes could save you 15% or more."

This next ad for TNT sports doubles up, combining both striving marketing and demeaning marketing.

"Now Mr. Barkley you are here for possible violations as an analyst for the NBA on TNT.

Do you have anything to say for yourself? Yes, I'm 1000% innocent. Is that so? Upon

being asked about the team defense of my beloved Dallas mavericks, did you not say, and I quote,

my mother could score 30 points on those guys. No, I said my grandmother could score 30.

My mother would drop 45 on them."

We want to be bold and courageous like Charles Barkley, and we get to glower at those stuffy

bureaucrats, like in our own lives. So remember, positive customer emotions are what most brands

seek, but sometimes the best way to unlock the fire of those emotional drivers is to

yank your customer's chain with negative situations. I'm Graeme Newell and that's emotional marketing.