Lee knew that the best way to boost the economy was to create cascading crises that make americans think good God the economy is the least of my problems now congresswoman, a carton of milk used to cost $2.

李知道提振經濟的最好方法是製造一連串的危機，使美國人認為好的上帝，經濟是我最小的問題，現在國會議員，一盒牛奶過去要2美元。

Now it costs $26,000 and for some stupid reason has four tires a steering wheel and drives like a dream.

現在它的價格是26,000美元，由於一些愚蠢的原因，它有四個輪胎和一個方向盤，而且開起來像個夢。

How does joe biden expect me to drink a car?

喬-拜登怎麼會希望我喝下一輛車？

So I think is one thing that everyone needs to know is that unemployment has finally hit a record new low under the biden administration wages are rising.

是以，我認為大家需要知道的一件事是，在拜登政府的上司下，失業率終於創下了新低，工資也在上升。

The economy created more jobs in the previous months than even economists thought that we would.

經濟在前幾個月創造的就業機會甚至比經濟學家認為的要多。

531,000 jobs were added in the month of october alone.

僅在10月份就增加了531,000個工作崗位。

And if you look at the duration of the biden presidency, 5.6 million jobs have been added since president biden took office.

如果你看一下拜登總統的任期，自從拜登總統上任以來，已經增加了560萬個工作崗位。

You better home that milk car soundbite before the midterm town halls when I was a kid, everything was free because my mom would pay for it.

你最好在中期市政廳之前把那輛牛奶車的聲音放回家，當我還是個孩子的時候，一切都是免費的，因為我媽媽會付錢。

How come biden got rid of that.

為什麼比登擺脫了這一點。

We all know why this inflation is happening.

我們都知道為什麼會發生這種通貨膨脹。

Everyone's buying junk off amazon to use as body armor for the coming taliban attack.

每個人都在從亞馬遜購買垃圾，以作為即將到來的塔利班攻擊的防彈衣。

This would have never happened under trump.

這在特朗普執政時期是不會發生的。

He would have made sure to systematically discredit data enough so that knowledge of any kind would be unattainable.

他肯定會有計劃地對數據進行足夠的詆譭，以便任何種類的知識都無法實現。

Obviously rising prices of beef and gas, which are my birthright to suck endlessly forever from this divine marble until it's dust or a strain on the pocketbook of average americans And here to comment is the most average american.

顯然，牛肉和汽油的價格上漲，這是我與生俱來的權利，可以從這塊神聖的大理石上無休止地永遠吸食，直到它變成灰塵，或者對普通美國人的錢包造成壓力 而在這裡評論的是最普通的美國人。

My uncle squirrel, Uncle squirrel.

我的松鼠叔叔，松鼠叔叔。

Say hello if you haven't yet had to sell your vocal cords to make rent right here and from you, Tyler.

如果你還沒有賣掉你的聲帶來賺取租金，就在這裡和你打招呼吧，泰勒。

Your voice parts the fog of dark whispers, chanting my loneliness back to me.

你的聲音驅散了黑暗低語的迷霧，將我的孤獨吟唱回我身邊。

Shut up!

閉嘴！

We don't have time for your crowd now, Uncle squirrel.

我們現在沒有時間理會你的人群，松鼠叔叔。

York caloric intake is exclusively milk.

約克的熱量攝入完全是牛奶。

Never thought about it, but I guess that's true.

從未想過這個問題，但我想這是真的。

I know it's true.

我知道這是真的。

I wouldn't have said it.

我就不會說了。

Tell everyone milk was cheaper when trump was president.

告訴大家特朗普當總統時牛奶更便宜。

I don't buy my milk.

我不買我的牛奶。

I grabbed the carton nearest to the exit and run.

我抓起離出口最近的紙箱就跑。

Usually take a few bullets to the shoulder, but it's nothing A few months of pain and suffering can't fix.

通常肩膀上會挨幾顆子彈，但這並不是幾個月的痛苦和折磨所不能解決的。

Oh God, that's so sad.

哦，上帝，這太令人難過了。

I'm sorry Uncle squirrel.

我很抱歉，松鼠叔叔。

I miss you so much.

我非常想念你。

I miss you too Tyler.

我也想你，泰勒。

Shut up!

閉嘴！

All right.

好的。

I can see the congresswoman is chomping at the bit to speak with you congresswoman.

我可以看到女議員在咬牙切齒地想和你這個女議員說話。

What do you tell americans like Uncle squirrel who are struggling to get by and it's not fair because they're the only person emotionally available in my life.

你怎麼對像松鼠叔叔這樣的美國人說，他們在掙扎著過日子，這不公平，因為他們是我生活中唯一有感情的人。

I need Uncle Squirrel to know that democrats are delivering for him as well.

我需要松鼠叔叔知道，民主黨人也在為他提供服務。

When we passed the reconciliation package, the investment in human infrastructure will allow the economy to take off.

當我們通過和解方案時，對人類基礎設施的投資將使經濟騰飛。

When families finally have the resources and the tools that they need to get to work.

當家庭最終擁有了他們需要的資源和工具，開始工作。

We are doing things like making the child tax credit permanent.

我們正在做的事情包括使兒童稅收優惠永久化。

We're going to make sure that families have things like paid family leave.

我們將確保家庭擁有諸如帶薪家事假的東西。

Finally catching us up to the rest of the world, investments in childcare and affordable housing.

最終使我們趕上了世界其他地方，投資於兒童保育和可負擔得起的住房。

So Uncle Squirrel don't fret.

所以松鼠叔叔不要著急。

Hope is on the way.

希望就在路上。

Help is on the way for you.

對你的幫助已經在路上了。

Thank you for that Congresswoman Tyler.

謝謝你，泰勒議員。

When will I see you again?

我什麼時候能再見到你？

Never.

從來沒有。

I hate the way you make me feel.

我討厭你給我的感覺。

Talk to you soon, uncle Squirrel.

很快就會和你談話，松鼠叔叔。

Mhm.

嗯。

Yeah.

是的。