Name: 海綿寶寶在蟹堡王的每一次失誤 | 海綿寶寶 (Every Time SpongeBob Didn't Work at the Krusty Krab | SpongeBob)
Uploaded: 2022-05-17T17:36:12.000Z
Duration: 22 min 22 s

There we go. You can wake him up now, nurse.

我們走吧。你現在可以叫他起床了，護士。

I finished your nose job, you silly goose. Take a look.

我完成了你的隆鼻手術，你這隻傻鵝。看看吧。

那麼，你為什麼不說呢？哦，護士。

Wait, no, no, no! I want a different doctor! I--

等等，不，不，不！我想要一個不同的醫生!I--

不，不，不，不，不，不，不，不。

Aw, that's amazing. Congratulations, you're hired.

噢，這太不可思議了。恭喜你，你被錄用了。

Well, it's no Krabby Patty, but perhaps I'll find contentment.

嗯，這不是蟹皇堡，但也許我會找到滿足感。

嘿，夥計，比薩餅做得怎麼樣了？

Almost done. But I did change the recipe a bit.

幾乎完成了。但我確實改變了一下配方。

一些額外的配料永遠不會傷害任何人。

You've turned an innocent pizza into... a pizza patty.

你把一個無辜的比薩餅變成了......一個比薩餅。

But, if he were as cheap as the prosecution claims he is,

但是，如果他像檢方所說的那樣廉價。

while I took out a dollar and dropped it in the blender?

當我拿出一美元並把它扔進攪拌機時？

Daddy's got ya. Daddy's got ya. Daddy's here.

爸爸有了你。爸爸有你。爸爸在這裡。

Mr. Krabs arranged for me to work here on weekends.

蟹老闆安排我週末在這裡工作。

Excuse me. Doesn't this count as cruel and unusual punishment?

請原諒我。這難道不算是殘忍和不尋常的懲罰嗎？

Look, they even gave me a training baton.

看，他們甚至給了我一個訓練用的警棍。

Now, this seems like a long pants establishment.

現在，這似乎是一個長褲機構。

今天的特別節目是一個最有趣的

handpicked by indigenous prawns, pre-chewed by local manatees

由土著大蝦親手採摘，由當地海牛預先咀嚼。

those are very impressive britches you're wearing.

你穿的是非常令人印象深刻的短褲。

章魚哥，我們的英雄們準備好了嗎？

They look just like they did 30 years ago.

他們看起來就像30年前的樣子。

[喘氣]你一定是在跟我開玩笑。

我希望它在五秒鐘內到達這裡。

好吧，你得到了你的臭三明治。

Sorry, Mr. Krabs, we were all out of cheese.

對不起，蟹老闆，我們都沒有奶酪了。

I told you to build me a house, not a sandwich.

我告訴你要為我建造房子，而不是建造一個三明治。

Mm. All right, let's see what you can do with a burrito.

嗯。好吧，讓我們看看你能用一個捲餅做什麼。

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