parentheses, carbonated drink.

括號內的是碳酸飲料。

(pouring liquid sound)

(倒液體的聲音)

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

- Peering down the bottle at what color this is

- 順著瓶子看，這是什麼顏色？

I'm like a little suspect of it.

我好像有點懷疑它。

- Look at the milky white.

- 看那乳白色的。

- Little cloudy.

- 陰天少許。

- Can we say the thing we think it looks like?

- 我們可以說我們認為它看起來像的東西嗎？

- It looks like (bleep).

- 它看起來像（嗶嗶）。

- Good luck.

- 好運。

- It tastes like mango juice.

- 味道像芒果汁。

- It tastes just like a bunch of

- 它的味道就像一堆

melted Haribo gummies in dirty water.

在髒水中融化的Haribo軟糖。

- I would 100% drink this soda.

- 我100%會喝這種蘇打水。

- I would definitely buy this at the store

- 我一定會在商店裡買這個

because it's so tiny and I would love

因為它是如此之小，我喜歡

to just carry it around and have people comment.

攜帶它到處走，讓人們評論。

(lid pops) - Oh, cool!

(哦，太酷了！"（蓋子爆裂）。

- Oh my God! - (screams) What?

- 哦，我的上帝！- （尖叫聲）什麼？

- What a surprise.

- 真讓人吃驚。

- Oh, it packs a punch. - It's like liquid Smarties.

- 哦，它很有衝擊力。- 它就像液體爽口糖。

- It does like a little bit of Red Bull.

- 它確實有點像紅牛。

- It's an entirely new taste to me.

- 這對我來說是一種全新的味道。

- I like it.

- 我喜歡它。

- It's okay.

- 沒關係的。

(laughing)

(笑)

- Cool, I see Hello Kitty and I know Hello Kitty.

- 酷，我看到了Hello Kitty，我知道Hello Kitty。

- There's a paragraph of instructions

- 有一段說明

on how to open it. - There's some down here too.

關於如何打開它。- 這下面也有一些。

- Oh, this punches. (cracking)

- 哦，這個拳頭。(噼裡啪啦)

- Place opener on top of a Ramune bottle

- 將開瓶器放在拉穆內瓶的頂部

and press down firmly with your palm.

並用手掌用力按壓。

(cracking)

(開裂)

- Oh my God!

- 哦，我的天啊

- Am I doing it right?

- 我做得對嗎？

At this point, lunch is over, my lunch break is over.

在這一點上，午餐已經結束，我的午休時間也結束了。

- Alright, that's not bad.

- 好吧，這還不錯。

- It's super sugary.

- 它是超級含糖的。

(sound of disgust)

(厭惡的聲音)

- Yeah, that's the worst one yet.

- 是的，這是迄今為止最糟糕的一次。

- Really?

- 真的嗎？

- I really like it, actually it reminds me of the

- 我非常喜歡它，實際上它讓我想起了

frozen ice pops.

冰凍的冰棒。

- This tastes like Jones Soda to me.

- 對我來說，這嚐起來像瓊斯蘇打水。

- I would agree with that.

- 我同意這一點。

- I think, like, mixing this with alcohol

- 我想，比如，把這個和酒精混合在一起

at a party would be fun.

在派對上，會很有趣。

- I noticed you just poured more of this.

- 我注意到你剛剛倒了更多這樣的東西。

You went back for seconds.

你又回去吃了幾口。

- I think there's a chemical in this

- 我認為這裡面有一種化學物質

that's controlling my brain more than me.

這是在控制我的大腦，而不是我。

(lid popping)

(蓋子爆裂)

- What is that?

- 那是什麼？

- It kinda smells like rotting fruit.

- 它有點像腐爛的水果的味道。

- What does that smell like?

- 那是什麼味道？

- (laughing) What is that smell?

- (笑) 那是什麼味道？

- This soda's angry at me.

- 這款蘇打水對我很生氣。

- Nope, nope. (laughing)

- 不，不，不。(笑)

I'm against this taste.

我反對這種口味。

- Oh goddammit. - Wow, that's very unpleasant.

- 哦，該死的。- 哇，那是非常不愉快的。

- Kind of a sour, (snapping) sparkling cider.

- 有點酸，（啪啪啪）起泡的蘋果酒。

- Yeah, this makes my tongue wanna leave my mouth.

- 是的，這讓我的舌頭想離開我的嘴。

- Yeah.

- 是的。

- Like apple puree for babies. - Yes!

- 就像嬰兒的蘋果泥。- 是的!

That's exactly what it is! - It's like a baby food.

這正是它的特點!- 它就像嬰兒食品。

- It's baby food soda.

- 這是嬰兒食品蘇打水。

- [Voiceover] I have arrived, I shall take one tiny beer.

- [畫外音]我已經到了，我將採取一個小小的啤酒。

- Are you enjoying the giant football game?

- 你在享受巨型足球比賽嗎？

Throw me one of that tiny six-pack.

扔給我一個那個小的六袋裝。

- Here, one tiny beer for you.

- 在這裡，給你一個小小的啤酒。

- One tiny beer. (laughs)

- 一個小小的啤酒。(笑)