Name: Uncle Roger Show Auntie Hersha Chinatown (Part 2)（Uncle Roger Show Auntie Hersha Chinatown (Part 2) - ft. @Hersha Patel）
Uploaded: 2022-03-15T11:35:04.000Z
Duration: 8 min 50 s

- This looks like the wet rice I made with a colander - No, no, this is not wet rice.

這就像那些我用濾網做的濕濕的飯

- This is properly made rice just with more water.

Previously Uncle Roger bring Auntie Hersha to Chinatown.

這只是用多一點的水將米正確地煮好

前情提要， Roger叔叔帶著Hersha阿姨來到了唐人街

-這應該不是杯子蛋糕吧 -這是中式杯子蛋糕

- Now back to part two of video, we go to Chinese restaurant.

現在回到PART 2 影片 我們來到中式餐廳

- You eat everything right?  - I'm like 97.4% vegan.

- Vegan don't know how to enjoy life, how you come to Chinese restaurant be vegan? What you eat?

Haiyaa，素食主義者 素食主義者不知道怎麼享受生活

- What you eat? The peanut?  - Because this is a cultural exchange

- I'm going to use my 3% of being non-vegan.

- Auntie Hersha giving up her morals for YouTube video.

我可以用我那不是素食主義者的3%

- Uncle Roger like. Moral is useless, YouTube video, very useful!

- Chicken feet, duck tongue, pig ear,  all serve cold, what you think?

Hersha阿姨為了Youtube影片放棄了道德準則

- Okay. Challenge accepted.  - Oh, uh, do you have anything vegan?

道德準則？沒有屁用啦 Youtube影片，讚d(`･∀･)b

雞爪、鴨舌、豬耳朵，都是冷盤

- Vegan at dim sum can only get one dish.

喔，你們有任何素食的東西嗎？

- No, it not raw plastic. This is chicken feet how you can call chicken feet raw plastic?

- Don't think. - It doesn't really smell of anything.

點素食點心的下場，你只會拿到一個東西

- Is there any kind of dipping sauce? - No dipping sauce.

- You eat like this.  You eat dog penis, but you scare chicken feet?

- What is this logic?  - Okay, what's this one?

才不是咧，你怎麼說是塑膠，這是一盤雞爪

-我覺得他們很像啊 -別想了，把它「打」進嘴裡吃就對了

-他沒有沾醬之類的嗎？ -沒有沾醬，直接吃

你吃那個像狗GG的東西，但是怕雞爪？

- Like offal is little bits of meat that people don't usually want to eat

- We call duck tongue but you call offal.

- So hard to understand. We call it what it is but you call offal.

-“內臟”是很時髦的 -“內臟”？

- Uncle Roger put duck tongue on my tongue.

-就是那些一般人不會煮來吃的部分

- Once i've got past the fact that it's a tongue.

- Auntie Hersha, this is Uncle Roger fAVVoURite dish of all time.

好難理解，它是什麼部位，我們就怎麼叫它

但你們說這是“內臟” 沒有人知道什麼是“內臟”啦

- Best food in the world. If you die and go to heaven it is first meal they serve for you.

Roger叔叔把鴨舌頭放到我的舌頭上

- Yeah, but pigs are very smart animals. So I wouldn't want that.

-  Smart animal can still be tasty. So smart, so tasty.

其實還行，只要我接受了它是舌頭的事實

- Oh Auntie Hersha, that is your vegan dumpling.

Hersha阿姨，這道是Roger叔叔最愛的一道菜

- In Chinese restaurant, vegan food, they very condescending.

- They make it green to tell you. This is vegan food. Look at this-

如果你死後上了天堂，這就是天堂上的第一道菜

- Let's shame this vegan over here make it green.  So the whole shop know you vegan.

是啦，但是豬是很聰明的動物，所以我不想要吃它

- Well, I'm used to shame, so I'll take my shame.

- And eat that. Yeah, no. The dumplings are really good, but I just don't feel that satisfied.

- That's why Uncle Roger got you this also.  This is congee.

喔，Hersha阿姨，那是你的素餃子

- Every time Uncle Roger sick, my mom make this for me. Very nice.

在中式餐廳裡，素菜都很高調的

- This looks like the wet rice I made with the colander.  - No, No. This is not wet rice-

他們把它做成綠色的，來告訴大家這是素食

「來看啊，大家一起來羞辱這個素食主義者。」

- This is properly made rice just with more water.  - Wet rice.

讓整間店都知道你是素食主義者。

我習慣被羞辱了，所以我會接受它，

- Uncle Roger hear the word wet is the Uncle Roger hear the word moist. Very disgusting now.

- Hiya, she don't get me at all. In Asia if you sick, your mom make this for you.

這是粥，可以吃很飽，最好的食物

- In western country, if you sick, your mom give you medicine and throw you out.

每次Roger叔叔生病了，我媽都煮這個給我吃，很好吃

- Well, that's nice. I can see why you'd have it when you're ill, it's just kind of like really light.

- Brunch? - Yeah, Chinese people doing dim sum for brunch since 1845.

-這才不是濕濕的飯 -它看起來很棒！

-濕濕的飯~ -他們沒有用濾網做這個，不不不

- Where is that? Looking for... just got my oat milk.

Roger叔叔聽到濕這個字，就會聯想到潮濕、濕濕的

- Don't bring avocado to Chinese restaurant.

在亞洲，如果你病了，你媽會煮這個給你吃

- Oh my God. This is insult to Chinese culture.  Chinese people, we don't eat avocado.

在西方國家，如果你病了 你媽會給你藥然後把你丟出去

它很好吃，我知道為什麼你要生病的時候吃

- This is fish Uncle Roger gonna eat later.

- What are you doing? - Nothing, I was just um asking... Nothing

對啊，中國人從1845年開始就把點心當早午餐在吃了。

- Oh, look! Acupuncture. - Oh acupuncture. Yeah. Yeah. Auntie Hersha know acupuncture.

酪梨---酪梨醬到底是三小啦！(╬ﾟдﾟ)

- Ohhhhhh, me too! - I can't imagine you'd like it.

- That's like alternate therapy,  that's like hippie world, isn't it?

- Always good. Chinese therapy always better than western therapy.

- Auntie Hersha, this hand waving cat bring you good luck.

- This year you had so bad, this year, so you should buy a cat.

不要把酪梨帶到中式餐廳裡來好嗎

- I think you should buy me a good luck cat.

我的天啊，這是對中華文化的一種污辱！

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Uncle Roger Show Auntie Hersha Chinatown (Part 2)（Uncle Roger Show Auntie Hersha Chinatown (Part 2) - ft. @Hersha Patel）

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