No, that's kombucha!

Kombucha?

Yeah, I brewed my own!

Does kombucha mean "dog penis" in Peruvian?

Hello niece and nephew. It's Uncle Roger.

Today, Uncle Roger gonna meet with famous egg fried rice lady, Auntie Hersha Patel.

Auntie Hersha called Uncle Roger a few days ago and asked Uncle Roger to come to her house

This woman. I don't know what she's gonna do to Uncle Roger. If Uncle Roger no more upload video in the next few months

Call police it's Auntie Hersha. She the criminal if I die today,

Please leave my Uncle Roger orange polo to my parents. They deserve a better life.

So.....

We finally meet.

Okay. This is my home. It's my kitchen. Welcome make yourself at home. I'm just gonna powder my face, okay.

Okay, Uncle Roger wait here. This kitchen pretty nice. Got a lot of orange. Orange Uncle Roger favorite color.

I wonder what is in this?

What is all this? Holy shit this woman!

This woman have so many colander! I think this woman in love with colander. She sleep with colander at night.

This metal thing keep her warm.

So.

Uncle Rog. I've heard on the grapevine that you really like rice.

Yeah, Uncle Roger like rice.

And you've got some quite strong opinions about egg fried rice.

Oh, egg fried rice Uncle Roger's favorite dish. I grew up making it since I was three year old.

Well, I really wanted to make you my egg fried rice. So

You, you make egg fried rice. Yeah, I do. I got rice. I've got eggs.

Not again!

Not again you torturing Uncle Roger!

HAIYAAA

I think you're being far too judgmental..

Okay, uncle roger give you one chance before we start I want to call my favorite niece. Hallo. J-Lou. Hi

So, um, I heard you broke the internet this week. I heard something about that

I don't I don't really know. Uncle roger. You don't let her use the colander today, okay?

No, no, no colander. Uncle Roger will put a stop to that. Okay. Rog. First of all, I get some basmati rice.

That's the rice that I use and I use one part rice

Wang it in the pan.

Wang it in

She loves the word wang.

Don't wang anything in the kitchen. That's how I got fired from chinese restaurant. Oh give it a little wash once.

Pour all the water out.

And then go for it again. Okay. Okay. She washed rice this time. Not bad, first step

Okay. And this is just the way I do it. Okay, and it works for me

One part rice two parts water. Haiyaa, she measure water with cup again

Just use finger. All asian people use finger. This is magic measuring

*Uncle Roger angry in Malaysian* haiya, will you use cup like what you're not scientists why use measuring cup?

So I'm going to put that on the heat

first of all

Bring it up to a boil take it right down to a simmer

Lid on halfway, so you're letting the steam escape.

Usually when simmer Uncle Roger like to keep the lid on the pot

Really?

Yeah, because then the steam can steam the rice

where we use it a steam release and then a steam afterwards

Okay, okay. Okay different culture make rice differently. Just some culture is wrong

But Uncle Rogers still think Aunty Hersha need to buy rice cooker make life simple buy rice cooker

rice, super easy to make more time to spend with family

I don't know anyone who owns a rice cooker

because Auntie Hersha don't have any cultured friend

So Rog, what do you do in your spare time? Tell me about yourself.

Uncle Roger like watching tv with leg on chair

That's my favorite past time hobby.

Leg on chair best position to sit so comfortable.

There's like an italian place down the road here

So they do this incredible risotto

It's absolutely. No, no, no uncle roger don't like risotto. Risotto is wrong way of making rice too wet and sticky

Okay, there's a spanish place and they do this huge paella

Paella is paella has too many things. They want to put too many things in the paella. That's the joy of it

No, uncle roger like white rice. Oh biryani

What about biryani? Okay, uncle roger like that. Indian people look good at rice also

Really? Yeah, maybe except you aunty hersha. You have so many weird things your house like a chinese medicine shop

What is all this? It's not chinese. It's healthy. Healthy foods and all my spices. We've got like chia seeds sunflower seeds

Why you like showing off spice to people usually people show off, they show nice car nice house auntie

Hersha show nice seed and what is this look like dog penis in water?

That's kombucha

Yeah, I pruned my own.Does kombucha mean dog penis in peruvian. It's not a dog penis. It's bacteria

They're even worse than dog penis a few moments later. So

Can you see the water? It's almost all disappeared at that stage. Wang off the heat.Wang again.lid on

Leave that for like five minutes. Yeah the rice look okay, no more sad gloopy rice and it should be

Nice, no, no, no, no

No, god, please no. No

I'm just tidying up

Oh almost gave Uncle Roger heart attack to see colander again

No, no, Uncle Roger heart old now. Cannot handle all this traumahh

Hmm it's okay. It's okay. Uncle roger at first skeptical at first was like this woman gonna mess it all up

but now I think

At least four out of ten

Oh, what a nice wok, let me see. Let me. Oh my god, this wok is so round. So

curvy

Uncle roger just want to rub my hand all over this wok. Since ex-wife left uncle roger. I haven't touched anything this nice

So

Egg fried rice don't be afraid. Oh, no, here we go. Again. Excellent egg fried rice

Oh, yeah, stop egging me on

Eggs, how you how you have fan? So first of all, i'm not gonna use the rice from earlier

I've got some cold rice cold day old rice for fried rice. Very good

Uncle Roger approve. Put a little bit of oil in the pan

No, i've got no idea what he's doing behind me now. Just admiring your nice wok. Okay, so

cold rice

I put that straight in

Usually people put garlic first.Where your garlic. You don't have garlic

So you have bacteria on your kitchen, but you don't have garlic the rice smells very good

You can tell this wok is new because auntie hersha know uncle roger coming. So she buy new wok to impress uncle Roger

Oh, it's not. Can you think of any more egg puns? No, uncle roger don't want egg pun. Oh, come on

They're eggcellent. One more pun and uncle roger gonna suicide. So just whisk

an egg and then i'm gonna put a little bit of sesame oil in

But that one is tesco sesame oil, not true asian. If you buy a sesame oil, buy from chinese shop. tesco sesame oil

No sesame taste. you drink you like is this water? Oh, it's just sesame oil sesame

No, no, I don't think you know what sesame smell like

Oh Aunty Hersha tossing rice like she worked at chinese takeaway

Not bad, not bad

Oh she fucked up I knew she was faking

I knew she was faking. She never tossed rice before until uncle roger comes

And she like how to impress uncle roger. I know let me toss uncle roger

wasting life

My mom would have beat me to death already. Honestly, this is like really bad. Should I just eat it off the floor?

Yeah, so now auntie hersha. Why don't you?

Wang the eggs in?

Are they the spring onions? Yes

Uncle roger cuts

onions

They're like massive chunks uncle roger likes massive thing because it suits uncle roger lifestyle everything massive

Let me show you

Just finely chop. Yeah, so small. So tiny auntie hersha only like tiny thing inside here

Toss that in

I just finish it off with a little bit of soy sauce. Oh soy sauce

Aunty Hersha know about soy sauce. I do. WOOOOWWW

No, no, I I still think it's too healthy where your msg

Uncle Roger brought msg

Because I know auntie hersha vegan. Vegan people don't like msg because vegan.I'm clearly not vegan. Oh eggs

Aunty Hersha vegetarian almost as bad as vegan you drink bacteria, but you don't eat msg

OOOOOOOO

Ohh.The tossing is good. Yeah good one Uncle Rog

I'm happy with that

No, no colander

uncle roger genuinely surprised

Can you believe Aunty Hersha owned 25 colander in her shelf and don't use one single colander.The self-control

auntie hersha have

amazing.Taste test

Auntie hersha egg fried rice. What do uncle roger think. This is my recipe

um

It's good

Is it it's good if I buy egg frie rice like this from chinese takeaway?

I will not be that customer ever again, but for home cooking very nice. All right, so i've cooked mine

Oh, you should show me how you do yours uncle rog. No, no. No, I saw all the abuse Aunty Hersha get

I don't want to be part of that.This egg fried rice not bad.Not bad six out of ten. Oh six

Oh I passed the number five mark. That's a win. Um, well that is like my basic recipe. Yeah, so i've got a kind of

Anglo-indian version of it that I do when i'm trying to really impress people. Oh, so asian fusion. Yeah. Yeah

so first of all

I'm gonna put a few alfalfa sprouts in and then get this little bit of garam masala

some mustard seeds some cumin powder and then

sunflower seeds

Almost forgot curry leaves just sprinkle a bit of that in add a few chia seeds just a smattering

Um, and then we've got the classic british staple baked beans keep going

And then finally a tiny bit of marmite and that is your finished fusion egg. Fried rice. What do you think Rog?

Rog

Niece and nephew. Thank you for watching like and subscribe to my channel and also go subscribe to hersha youtube channel

Should we try this disgusting abomination? Okay. Oh my god

That is disgusting