Today's competitors are the annoying orange.

I'm not annoying.

I'm not gonna win versus medieval knights helmet, verily, I shall be victorious.

You're not gonna win.

This is a game of skill, not a game of skull, begin.

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na, cease.

Nuisance begone!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no way, spanish mandrake, you're right.

Maybe I'll make a run for the border.

You know, I was once a knight of the Round table.

You a knight of the round table.

Surely you jest, no joke.

I was the round ist member of the round table.

You know what they called me?

Nay, I do not.

What did they call you?

Circumference?

Get it!

Circumference.

I feel like you didn't get it.

Do you need me to yell it inside of you again?

Nay, nay, good sir.

There is no need for such buffoonery ever again, wow!

It seems like you really got your bell wrong, but you know what they say.

If you can't take the heat, don't tickle the dragon, foolish knave.

Dragon scales have no nerves for tickling.

What I mean is if I'm too annoying for you, then maybe you should leave the cutting board.

I shall do no such thing verily.

I shall withstand anything, wow!

Anything like even a knife.

Very even an arrow verily, wow, even mace knave.

I am designed to withstand all manners of medieval weaponry, including the mais, no mais.

My nice.

Why would I do such a thing?

You startled me, startled the I have been here the entire time.

I didn't recognize you.

You jumped out of the shadows.

What shadows were on a cutting board?

You hedge born cockscomb.

I'm pretty sure I noticed a shadow and I'm pretty sure you have violated the rules of this challenge.

Why can't I bring mace?

You brought a helmet knave?

I am a helmet.

You're no helmet.

What kind of helmet Can't stop a sword for the umpteenth time?

Good sir.

I have been specifically designed to withstand any and all medieval weaponry.

Get it through thine skull.

No thanks.

But I think you will.

Huh?

Well, looks like this challenge is over.

I'll take my million dollars please.

Nay, I do not yield Tis but a scratch.

You know what you're talking about.

It seems like we should put a hilt to this.

I've had worse.

You have not onward.

Let us continue the challenge.

You sure because that's a double edged sword.

How so um literally so it is not a good day for mine.

Eyes fairly.

Oh well you don't need eyes to see that.

Orange won this challenge.

Maybe next time pal step.

Not away from this cutting board unless thou wishes to taste defeat for I Shan't be going anywhere really.

After all that.

You still want to take another stab at winning verily Well I see there's no talking you out of this.

You're too hard headed.

But I gotta warn you, you're gonna lose.

It's only a matter of time before I get into your head, foolish peasant.

If I can withstand the pain of two sword wounds, I shall carry your psychological trickery is with these.

Who's talking about psychology?

Huh?

I'm in your head as we speak.

Oh, that laughter and don't forget the singing.

This is a song that doesn't and I can see, I can see orange whims.

Thanks voiceover guys, I'm truly armored.

So when do I get my million dollars?

Oh actually we just put that in the title to be like Mr based.

We don't actually have it.

Well, that's a bummer.

Could I at least get a penny?

Sure.

At least this way I can make a wish.

What did you wish for?

Who have heard this currency at me?

Okay, it came true.

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