Hey babe, can I get a neck massage?

嘿，寶貝，可以幫我按摩一下脖子嗎？

Oh, sure.

喔，沒問題啊

Just kidding. That's only a daydream.

開玩笑的啦，那只是我的白日夢

But we did have a business meeting with someone a while ago when THIS happened:

但我們之前在和某人的一場商業會議中，碰到了這件事：

To get you an initial treatment. (farts) Excuse me.

....才能取得你們初步的待遇，（放屁聲），不好意思

Anyway, from there, if you like...

總之，從那部分，如果你們想要...

We didn't say anything at the time, and in fact, as the meeting progressed, we actually both ended up forgetting about it until later that night.

我們當時沒說什麼，甚至會議進行到後面，我們兩個都已經忘記了這件事，直到那天晚上才想起來

During the meeting, did he fart?

在會議中，他是不是放屁了？

Oh my god, yes!

我的天啊，對！

But I wasn't sure cause he just totally shrugged it off.

可是我也不是很確定，因為他完全裝作沒發生

I know, right? I was like, "Wait a second, did that just happen?"

我懂，對吧？我那時候心想「等等，那真的發生了嗎？」

If it had been me in that situation, I would have been all...

如果是發生在我身上，我一定會...

And then, if we— (farts)

然後如果我們 --（放屁聲）

Um... I, um... oh my god, I'm, I'm so sorry, please don't— I mean, I'm so—

嗯... 我... 天啊、非常抱歉，拜託不要 -- 我是說，我很 --

It's ok, don't worry. That happens.

沒關係的，別在意，這種事誰沒碰過

You don't understand... I can't let you live with this memory.

你不明白，我不能讓你帶著這段記憶活下去

I'm so sorry it had to end this way.

我非常抱歉，我必須要這樣收尾

I was really looking forward to doing business with you.

我原本真的很期待能與你們共事

I was so blown away.

我完全無法想像

By how confidently he handled... farting.

他是多麼有自信地去應付... 放屁這件事

I mean, I wouldn't be able to be own stuff like that.

我的意思是，我完全沒辦法那樣

You know, just do what you do with confidence and no shame.

你知道的，帶著自信心去做你該做的的而不要感到羞愧

Everything looks good here, I think we just have one more business matter to attend to.

看來這裡已經沒問題了，我想我們只需要再處理一件事就好

Excuse me, as I was saying...

不好意思，正如我剛才所說

But yeah, it was just really interesting seeing how differently people carry themselves and how you would approach like, what could have been a really embarassing situation.

但是，對呀，能夠看見其他人如何對待自己、或是處理那種真的很尷尬又丟臉的場面

So, thank you, businessman I will not name,

所以，謝謝你了，這位商人（我不會講出你的名字的）

for inspiring me by... farting.

謝謝你藉由放屁啟發了我

And that’s the definitely a first, ahh.

而這絕對是第一次

I will see you guys next Monday. Stay... awesome? Nope!

我們下週一見了，保持優秀

Are you actually gonna choke me?

你是真的要勒我嗎？

Oh yeah. Oh yeah... I'm going to choke you so hard.

真的啊，我要把你勒死

If your pressure is here, it's an actual choke.

如果你在這裡施壓，就會真的勒住我

-Okay. -So don't actually choke me.

-好 -所以別來真的啊！