I'm back, Spongebob. Uh... oh.

[laughing]

You're so tiny.

[screaming]

A giant Spongebob!

Patrick! Spongebob!

[screaming]

Sandy's grown to gigantic size!

- Good morning, Squidward. - Says who?

[laughing]

You sit right there, my hungry little sailor,

while I whip you up some grub from the galley.

[laughing]

[laughing]

[humming]

[mumbling]

Hmm.

[mumbling]

Huh?

Careful there, little buddy.

The grill is hot.

[grunting]

Patrick, I was at work

and Mermaid Man and Barncle Boy came.

And then I got this belt and look!

[gasping]

A Squidward action figure!

- Let me play with it! - No, Patrick!

Fighter pilot.

[mumbling]

- Dive bomb! - Patrick!

- Here comes a giant fist! - Patrick, no!

What the shrimp?

Hey! What's going on here?

Whoa! That's too hot!

Whoa!

Wow.

Oops!

[laughing]

[grunting]

I steamed myself tiny.

Whoa! I steamed myself tiny! Woo!

Cream cheese!

Spongebob! Patrick!

Ooh. Everyone, listen to me!

Get away from the light!

The light is bad!

Run for the shade!

So romantic.

Oh!

[indiscernible], give me some sugar.

I'm always a sucker for a good smooch.

[groaning]

[chattering]

Ya don't see that every day.

Jinks! Buy me a patty!

[laughing]

Ooh.

[laughing]

I've done it!

Nothing can stop me now.

My Goo Goo gas will transform Krabs into

a tiny helpless infant.

The key to the Krusty Krab!

This was easier than I hoped!

[babbling]

Hmm. He's a little bigger than I imagined.

Whoa!

No! No!

Ow. Ow. Ow!

Ooh!

Eh. Whoa!

Hey, a baby! What are you doing out here all alone, baby?

I'll take charge of you until your mommy shows up.

[babbling]

Oh, aren't you just too cute?

Goochi coochi coo!

[laughing]

Just remember, Squidward.

This is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you.

Um. Okay. Let me just memorize..

Oh! Hey! I wasn't ready.

- Would you mind waiting till I. - Hang on!

You're starting to look like your old self again.

Nope. Still too handsome.

It's still not working.

Maybe I'm not doing it hard enough.

Uh, hang on a sec...

Let me...

[groaning]

Yeeks!

Squidward, you're even more handsome now!

[cheering]

Spongebob!

Yeah?

What are you... whoa! You've been working out.

Yeah. I hope you got some glue for me because I am ripped!

[groaning]

Oh! I'm late for the gym.

Can you cover for me in the kitchen, Squidward?

Yes. Anything, you meathead.

Just go before you destroy the place.

That shell of yours looks a little cramped.

[meowing]

There! Now, you've got plenty of space.

[meowing]

Ah ha!

They went this way.

[meowing]

Oh, tell me about it.

[meowing]

I'm Dirty Dan!

[screaming]

Screaming will get you no...

Which one of you fellers is the real Dirty Dan?

Uh. I am.

[screaming]

Patrick!

Hot wings.

Okay, Pinhead Larry!

Now you get yours!

[screaming]!

Whoa! Ow! Ooh!

Pearl!

What in the name of Neptune's Aunt Nancy,

is with all this ruckus?

Ow!

What's happening to me?!

[groaning]

Pearl, this is terrible!

I paid thirty bucks for that bed!

Now, wash those dishes!

[mumbling]

The bubbles are making me bigger!

More bubbles!

What the?

Thank you, Squidward!

I'm big enough to flip patties again!

Whoa!

[screaming]

Whoa!

[screaming]

Ow.

[groaning]

Mr. Squidward! Call the fire department!

No need to call 'em Mr. Krabs.

We'll be there in five minutes, depending on traffic.

Make a list at the line!

Take him down, boys!

Ow!

Ooh! Oh!

This outta fix him! Ha ha!

Okay, okay!

I'm nice!

Now, will you leave me alone?

Oh yeah? Then prove it.

Yeah. Are you nice enough to um...

Compliment me on my new hairdo?

Yeah, sure. Whatever.

Oh. Ha ha. Thank you.

Let the junior guppies camp out under your toenails?

Take me to the top of Mount Humongous.

Weee!

Oh look.

It's the Krusty Krab.

Home of the Krabby Patty.

Crush!

Lick. Lick.

This isn't a dream. This is a nightmare!

[meowing]

Gary! Gary.

No!

[meowing]

Here kitty kitty kitty.

Gary!

I've gotcha, Gary.

Peek-a-boo. Here comes my foot!

Yeah! Huh?

Yow!

I think he's got the point.

[laughing]

Oh!

Squidward!

You have to stay in the shade!

[grunting]

[screaming]

Help!

Squidward, no!

[groaning]

Oh!

OMG! Hussle back!

You don't see that everyday!

My friends are gonna be lunch if I don't think fast!

using her versatile tail, the Texas Land Squirel calls out

to the natural enemy of The Octopus.

There she blows, y'all!

The whale.

Sick 'em, Pearl! Sorry, Squidward!

[mumbling]

Ow! Ow!

[grumbling]

Ooh!

Oh! Two hours is up? Thank goodness!

[gasping]

Oh.

[laughing]

[gasping]

Oh.

[groaning]

What is going on here?

My clothes!

[screaming]

No!

Ah ugh!

[straining]

[laughing]

[grunting]