beard I'm stabbing him right in his Gyllen-balls still he

won't return my calls why I'm calling just to

say that I moved on with my life this will be the last time that I call

tonight do you mind if I sleep on your lawn I say I love you we hates him

the precious, Smeagol oooooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

One side of me gets the hint but PHPHHHHTPHHHPHHHT This side is

ogidy ogidy ogidy

we were never never never

actually together. sweetie remember

member member member

smoking crack together we ate chalk and did bath

salts and had

sex with a tree. we have never ever ever

done any of that together. like we sorta did

my stuffed animals totally remember it. yeah I remember that. me too

I swallowed a whole bottle of these pills Flintstones these voices in my head feel like a drill

Gollum he's me that we have to kill your mom but I can't seem to trigger

this bomb

darn

I can't hear you through the gag oooh ooh ooh ooh ooh likes like

I just need a new battery. she

can never ever ever be put back together. now

now he will never ever ever

give me back my sweater I've moved on and soon I'm gonna be a

Kennedy

yippee

the family curse gets worse and worse

with every century

they got shot, his plane got lost, and this one's

dating me

if he

ever dumps me ever (x10) he will be dismembered